the guys behind me at school discussed hwo they would dismember and mutilate a “bitch” if a women ever hit their car during the powderpuff games
ALL THE TIME IM GRATEFUL ALL THE FUCKING TIME IM SEXY AND IM KIND IM PRETTY WHEN I CRY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHBHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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been posting a lot and it's not because i don't have classes i need to study for, it's because neurodivergent brain won't let me focus on work for more than 5 minutes without a break
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malydia are sooo fun because they boldly ask the question “what if too lesbians who were sooo autistic in the exact opposite directions? but what if they’re not actually autistic they’re just Like That because they are a harbinger of death and a girl who spent the last several years of her life as a coyote? but what if still, actually really truly and for real, they were both autistic (in the exact opposite directions)?” and they answer is, of course, “well, that would be awesome”
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genuinely tweaking since i wasn't in school my freshman year, i'll fall short of the graduation requirements by TWO ELECTIVE CREDITS. I'LL HAVE TO TAKE SUMMER SCHOOL OR BE A SUPER SENIOR OVER A TERMS WORTH OF ELECTIVES. YOU'RE JOKING.
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when I was very young my mother told me "they're going to try and teach you that we came from monkeys but that's not true and you shouldn't listen to them because we were made from god" and she was my mom and I was like 7, so I pretty much just went "okay, noted, anyway"
anyway like 2 years later evolution comes up in class and one of my classmates goes "is this the we evolved from monkeys thing?"
and I'm on Red Alert. this is what my mom told me about!
the teacher replies, "well, we share a common ancestor, but we didn't evolve directly from apes. if you go back way before apes or people existed, you'll find a different third thing we both came from. we know this because of things like fossils"
and I was like whoo! dodged a bullet there, good thing my 4th grade science class isn't trying to teach us we came from monkeys and instead figured stuff out using fossils and taught us that instead :)
Instructions Unclear, Ended Up Believing In Evolution Anyway
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