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#7 chicken nuggets....
kstbj · 4 months
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In a better world Hawks would've been AFO's cute sugar baby but alas
He’d be more of a local jester and while I think better is a slightly dubious claim, that’d be a funnier world for sure
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tchaikovskaya · 6 months
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The whole evolution of “girl dinner” is crazy like it has been mutated and Disc Horsed about so much that it means whatever you want it to mean at this point. And usually what you want it to mean says more about you than about the neutral idea but anywayyyyy
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jtownraindancer · 2 months
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Itachi Uchiha’s relationship with Sasuke was not that of a normal, caring older brother but straight up parentification. It’s obvious Mikoto and Fugaku *constantly* left baby Sasuke in his care leading up to the nine tales attack, as evidenced by Itachi’s ability to get 3 (4?) month old Sasuke to stop crying and Itachi wearing a sling to carry Sasuke (you only do that if you would carry a baby for long periods of time). In this essay, I will
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frecklydork · 7 months
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Sierra Six being my S/I's bodyguard and not quite differentiating the lines between "I need to be closer to Keri in order to keep Keri safe" vs "I need to be closer to Keri due to these... budding personal feelings that I don't understand that seem to be consuming me whole but I'm sure that's normal and nothing I need to dwell on whatsoever"
Such as making sure her ice cream isn't poisoned so he taste tests it first. but then it evolves into her spoon feeding him a few more bites... minutes later they're both sharing it together. then it becomes a weekly routine, get ice cream every Sunday afternoon
Or he checks everywhere in her room before she sleeps, under the bed, the closet, makes sure the windows are locked. then he sits in the room closest to that bedroom door and stays awake typing on his computer or something. but her nightmares make her jolt awake crying out, so he's rushing to her side and calming her. Minutes later he's crawling into bed next to her and cuddling her like a good bodyguard does. because all bodyguards cuddle in bed with the person they're protecting, right? sure, he's sure of it. yeah. This is an every night ordeal until finally she asks him to just sleep in the same bed with her so if she has a nightmare he can just be there immediately. and he's all calm and collected "sure of course I can do that for you" but he isn't sleeping immediately. he isn't in that habit. he's fully alert of every creak in the wood, the branches snapping outside, every tiny noise. His cheeks are on FIRE and he's trying to hide the shake in his hands when Keri suddenly rolls over in her sleep, her face pressed against his chest, unconsciously wrapping her arms around him. And he's wrapping his strong arms around her, petting her hair, suppressing the urge to kiss her forehead. YEAH SURELY ALL BODYGUARDS DO THIS. And for the first time in a very, very long time, Keri doesn't have any bad dreams that night.
Making sure he's always turning his head towards her and annunciating as clear as possible because he knows she needs to read lips to fully understand someone. He starts wearing chapstick. He starts sharing it with her. He tries not to think about how that chapstick is the closest he'll ever get to her lips. He tries not to dwell on that.
#saw an interview where ryan said that Six just wants so badly to live a little bit#and he's destined for this life of danger and he will never be free from it and it's all he craves#he doesn't want to be a spy. he doesn't want to be an assassin.#he wants to eat chicken nuggets and watch netflix and fall asleep on the couch#he doesn't want to jolt awake gasping every night. he doesnt want to look over his shoulder every 2 seconds#he doesnt want to be on high alert 24/7 knowing anyone and everyone is after him constantly#and he cant even trust the organization he was accepted into#so when he finds something that he enjoys like... a comfortable shirt or a delicious meal#or getting a new tattoo or listening to a good song. he holds onto that.#he just wants to live. and ryan said he cherishes those moments where he's living his life just a little#like at the party in the first scene he's just eating chicken and laughing a little with Dani#so I feel like w/ me he starts finding those moments more and more#bc I'm insisting Six have some more ice cream. Six come see this movie with me#Six you don't have to hold my bags just hold my hand. Six let's get you a Kenough shirt#Six let's go to that new pizza place and let me order you your favorite toppings. my treat#Six I saw this pendant and thought of you. Six I drew this for you. Six this song reminds me of you.#and slowly over time it's not just a bodyguard and the girl he's protecting#it's two friends teaching each other how to find love in living again#his love for the smallest moments gives her that bit of motivation to live too#his appreciation for the small things. those little gratitudes. they add up#I LOVE HIM SO MUCHHHHH#love notes#💕♡☆ I'll always protect you ☆🖤🎆#IT FEELS SO GOOD TO WRITE LOVE NOTES AGAINNNNN
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sausagevendor · 10 months
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Am I sorry for posting this?
I was cursed... ...why not you?
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iamtherealthing · 3 months
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i’ve been so wound up this year. in 2024 i need to do something insane to my body to reset. should i go vegetarian.
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catgirl-catboy · 1 year
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Actually, a lot of the anger issues I had as a child was because I was an undiagnosed (my parents knew but didn't do shit about it and never told me, so I could do shit about it) neurodivergent kid constantly in an environment that was hostile to me, and that no adults in my life were doing the bare minimum to help me cope.
If I were in the same situation I had to spend my childhood in, I'd still be having frequent meltdowns.
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girlwithfish · 9 months
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been waiting an hr at the airport bc i didnt want my boyfs family to judge me if im late but its been an hr i could have stayed home longer nd played w the doggies . its ok
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spitxlfields · 1 year
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guess who is a dad to TWO dragons now ~
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zarovich · 2 years
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anyone else feel ridiculous eating chicken nuggets like what am i.... a 7 year old???
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barbaragordoff · 2 years
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god im so happy that 7-11 has vastly improved their vegetarian section in the last few years like i used to have to make do with a sesame noodle salad which like was good but not as much protein and now im in one with their vegetarian chicken nuggets
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nullifier · 2 years
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every time im like hmmm I should get a commission of this I just end up drawing it myself cause asking if someone is open 2 a comm and talking 2 someone is so the worst
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wordwizards · 2 years
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I think I already said this but Long John Silver's the seafood fast food franchise makes me think more fast food places should have been named after classic literary characters because it's very funny to read a book and have to think about terrible food
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silicon-katydid · 5 months
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You can get a Halloween bucket without food, apparently, which makes it only $1.85 and not greasy inside! I took the money I saved to Burial Grounds, said hi to Garak, and had a nice ride home.
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sockmeat · 1 month
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Alastor gets horny for romance and it's a real treat to witness
The weather gets colder and his behavior gets so much stranger... To others, anyway. You're well aware of this little routine Alastor goes through every year
You know immediately why Alastor is suddenly so much more interested in travelling with you. Normally, he'd simply ask where you were going and send you off easily, but now he's insisting that he goes to your work with you to "protect" you even though you have nothing to worry about
He feeds you like he's an Italian grandma. If he's not with you, he's in the kitchen making something for you, but if he is with you, he's dragging you to the kitchen to make something for you
He gets increasingly nitpicky about your diet and lifestyle. Generally he's a normal amount of annoying with everything you do, but it gets crazy when he's in rut
Suddenly he's insisting that you work too much and he needs to pamper you
He only allows you to eat food that he's made, which tends to be from scratch. How is he supposed to know who made these noodles? Who the hell laid these eggs? Fuck this, he's getting a chicken.
You have a chicken now... Fat Nuggets has a buddy :)
No fast food for you!! Alastor insists he knows a better recipe and will make you forget about the nasty greasy food
He's crazy because he's right, guys
Somehow he does make the food better and now you can't look at it the same anymore
This is only unfortunate when you want a yummy 3 a.m. snack
But now it's 7 a.m. and you may as well have just gone to bed
It's yummy, but is it worth it?
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