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self-loving-vampire · 8 months ago
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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headspace-hotel · a year ago
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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naotarou · a year ago
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lesbinewren · a year ago
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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
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vadergf · 11 months ago
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EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM
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classical-memeician · a year ago
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"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
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chaoticgouda · a year ago
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shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
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flashflashhundredyarddash · 10 months ago
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interviewer: Mr. Wayne, have you heard of the popular internet jokes about you dating Batman?
bruce wayne: Yes I have heard of them, but if I were going to date any superhero it'd be Superman and not an overdramatic furry
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twinsfawn · a year ago
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justlgbtthings · 4 months ago
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idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”
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vadergf · 7 months ago
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100K GEORGENAP
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deaddovecoterie · 8 months ago
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thinking about this
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spaceshipsandpurpledrank · 9 months ago
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The Purple Dragon
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venhacomigo · a year ago
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< chris richard . danilo ricci >
🏳️‍🌈
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zebruh · 9 months ago
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my nails are so long I keep chipping them HELP
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justlgbtthings · a year ago
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I think we're all grown up enough to admit that pink actually is a nice color and the only reason people ever convinced themselves it isn't is because girls, often young girls, like it, and it's forced on afab people since birth
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whatagrump · a year ago
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Apparently a lot of people get dialogue punctuation wrong despite having an otherwise solid grasp of grammar, possibly because they’re used to writing essays rather than prose. I don’t wanna be the asshole who complains about writing errors and then doesn’t offer to help, so here are the basics summarized as simply as I could manage on my phone (“dialogue tag” just refers to phrases like “he said,” “she whispered,” “they asked”):
“For most dialogue, use a comma after the sentence and don’t capitalize the next word after the quotation mark,” she said.
“But what if you’re using a question mark rather than a period?” they asked.
“When using a dialogue tag, you never capitalize the word after the quotation mark unless it’s a proper noun!” she snapped.
“When breaking up a single sentence with a dialogue tag,” she said, “use commas.”
“This is a single sentence,” she said. “Now, this is a second stand-alone sentence, so there’s no comma after ‘she said.’”
“There’s no dialogue tag after this sentence, so end it with a period rather than a comma.” She frowned, suddenly concerned that the entire post was as unasked for as it was sanctimonious.
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lgbtqa-pride-icons · a year ago
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spaceshipsandpurpledrank · 10 months ago
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beingcuteismything · 11 months ago
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I hate the whole concept of a negotiable salary it's just another form of wage theft like if a company is willing to pay up to 80k a year for a job but is only paying you 70k because you didn't negotiate a higher salary, they're literally saying they think your labor is worth 80k but they get to keep the extra 10k for themselves
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