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datasoong47 · 4 months
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beardedmrbean · 1 year
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shinseifer · 1 year
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"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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calware · 1 year
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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marcilled · 1 year
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nosebleedclub · 2 years
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Tell me a soft memory
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princessmo · 2 years
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all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point
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patheticspineless · 2 years
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the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty
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hollywoodsargeant · 9 months
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boyish - chapter 8 14.1k words | 75.7k words total | loscar
“Good,” Logan muses. He picks their hands up, lifting his head just so, enough to press a kiss to Oscar’s knuckles. “You’re mine first, baby.” Oscar laughs again, inching a bit closer as Logan drops their hands. “Obviously.”
hello. as promised... boyish chapter eight <3 for some reason it ended up being fucking. fourteen thousand words. which is a whole the red parts this time!! spiraling out of control welcome to hell ANYWAYS look at me posting before midnight my time?? that is crazy?? when it comes to me and this fic?? idk man enjoy several more thousand words of the idiots being idiots <3
+ here is a link to chapter one if you would prefer :)
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cupidford · 9 months
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Matchmaking for Solitary Animals by ArwaMachine
Johnlock Love Letters #2319
Following Sherlock’s return from the dead, he's a bit more keen on entertaining gentlemen callers, a fact that seems to make John irrationally angry. Intent on proving that he’s not a total dick, John makes it his mission to find Sherlock a boyfriend.
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divinelyjude · 29 days
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No, I don’t need a therapist. What I need is a fic with 75k+ words that doesn’t take me two hours to read. And a therapist.
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beardedmrbean · 1 year
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mannatea · 9 months
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when i say i have been strugglebussing to this point i mean it. i am in so much physical misery rn it's not even funny. BUT I SOLDIER ON.
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calware · 1 year
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Wrote 5k today 💪 and blue is official over the 50k mark 💪💪💪
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savage-rhi · 2 months
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✨️Magenta🔥
#looking at the mental health and therapy positions open in my area#therapists are leaving left and right that a clinic i used to work at that treated me like utter shit is almost offering 140k in salary#to keep folks retained#i remember just a few years ago the max a therapist made there was 75k#seeing other places too where its like 67 to 85 an hr with sign on bonuses upward to 5k#its not a good sign professionals are leaving in droves#but damn it do i wish i had my license already so i could hop on and not live in poverty for a hot minute#im not fooling myself based on how inflation and the economy is running if you make over 100k its gonna be like making less than 45k#cause we getting gutted#but still god damn it#i got 2 and a half more years to go#fuck if i made that much right now i could get out of debt and spend a good chunk on people that need it#cause i don't need much else to keep my ass happy#this is the little flag that gives me hope#I'll be able to make a living doing something i love and helping people and getting my damn fucking bread#if i could make a living full time writing tho that would be fucking amazing#same thing with my voice over stuff too#god theres so much i aspire to do i got the ambition for it alright#but i got the disability that makes me take ten steps back and i live in a capitalistic hellscape that wants me tired and exhausted to where#i can't accomplish anything else but keeping the machine going#i feel like my writing sucks lately thats probably just burnout but god damn#this got bleak#k magenta can go fuck itself lets reword this jay#you're gonna get your license you're gonna have SOME FUCKING STABILITY you're gonna help people you're gonna be content and#you're gonna get your mother fucking bread that you've been promised#magenta mother fuckers magenta
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