"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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funny phrases to use when something goes wrong instead of jokingly saying "i'm going to kms":
i'm going to kill god
i'm going to delete my blog
i'm going to explode
i'm going to blow up this entire website
i'm going to become the joker
this is going to be my villain origin story
i'm being so brave about it
fuck it we ball
god had to nerf me because i was too powerful
i'm too pretty for this
all according to plan
feel free to add on
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all video games should be dressup games. if you can't put your guy in a little outfit what's the point
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the best thing about being alive on earth is that sometimes there is a kitty
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boyish - chapter 8
14.1k words | 75.7k words total | loscar
“Good,” Logan muses. He picks their hands up, lifting his head just so, enough to press a kiss to Oscar’s knuckles. “You’re mine first, baby.”
Oscar laughs again, inching a bit closer as Logan drops their hands. “Obviously.”
hello. as promised... boyish chapter eight <3 for some reason it ended up being fucking. fourteen thousand words. which is a whole the red parts this time!! spiraling out of control welcome to hell ANYWAYS look at me posting before midnight my time?? that is crazy?? when it comes to me and this fic?? idk man enjoy several more thousand words of the idiots being idiots <3
+ here is a link to chapter one if you would prefer :)
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Matchmaking for Solitary Animals by ArwaMachine
Johnlock Love Letters #2319
Following Sherlock’s return from the dead, he's a bit more keen on entertaining gentlemen callers, a fact that seems to make John irrationally angry. Intent on proving that he’s not a total dick, John makes it his mission to find Sherlock a boyfriend.
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when i say i have been strugglebussing to this point i mean it. i am in so much physical misery rn it's not even funny. BUT I SOLDIER ON.
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Wrote 5k today 💪 and blue is official over the 50k mark 💪💪💪
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