vrisdave should be called 8'o clock.
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All of a sudden, she heard a blood-curdling scream. She dashed to her room and looked down with horror and disgust to see her, completely covered head to toe in used tampons and maxipads. She uttered a few more words, “p-period…” all of a sudden, a tsunami, nay, a typhoon, a hurricane of blood shat out of her ass, and coated everything she loved with what could of been her next of kin, including herself and her friend.
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*burger king foot lettuce voice* that dog is looking awfully like my coworker- someone turned my coworker into a dog
(he gets good pats anyway-)
Does Kunikida even like dogs? for a show with the word dog in the title I feel like there's a fair amount of ppl who just hate dogs in it- anyway drew this during work so it's shit quality apologies KFJHK
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weird men will literally exist and im expected NOT to be increasingly homosexual about them??? hell world we live in
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(pic via swift society on twitter)
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
BLUE SPEAK NOW GOWN
IM SCREAMING
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4. Angry headcanon for Neil
alright,,
his mood can be all over the place sometimes, i think... kind of like b4 the "no"? "no <3" scene yk? he goes from jumping in joy and excited ab the play to angry at todd to feeling guilty about being angry in like two minutes
associates anger and aggression with his father, so he always feels guilty about expressing any kind of frustration, and represses it a lot. hence some blow-ups.
when he does blow up:
talks a lot... like... he's lucky his friends love him bc he can bring up some dirt if he's really in over his head... (as seen here near the end). but also it helps him process his emotions, so if there's someone to listen to him, without commenting or interrupting, he'll basically talk himself down
or more like he'll talk himself into crying, but still, that's healthier than insulting ppl that are trying to help you so...
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i cannot imagine being a fun drunk or whatever because anything more than two drinks and i’ll just fall asleep standing up like a horse
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my geriatric ass will say some shit like "kids these days don't understand the joy of raisins" and mean it
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How is it that Spotify STILL can't seem to figure out my music preferences yet keeps recommending me Karl Marx audiobooks
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