#8. He never calls

[doctorsiren]

can we see chief prosecutor phoenix wright? ( aka after the seven years? )

here’s a rough concept idea perhaps nothing is final

Playing on the idea of card suit —> suit of armour + he’s really theatrical and dramatic also I gave him a mustache uhm because I could?

He acts all dramatic and regal, but he’s still super silly and just a grownup theatre kid ready for the renaissance fair

Also I accidentally unconsciously based it off of Mysterio in Far From Home 😭

#doctorsiren #ace attorney #ace attorney au #phoenix wright #ace attorney fanart #prosecutor wright au #art #digital art #my art #fanart #procreate #LOOK LOOK IJAY OKAY OJSY 8 JUST #SHUIGRUIHUIHS #I’m thinking of Ballister from Nimona HAHA #YEAH ANYWAYS just a quick concept bc I have stuff I have to do tonight and I wanted to get it out of my brain rn #what do you MEEEANNNN I’m catering to my own interests?? SHHHHH #bro was called ‘King of Prosecutors’ ONCE and he never let them forget it #also thinking on like Alice in Wonderland I think #I like playing on different aspects of a single thing #bc pre-7yg Phoenix was based on the risk and thrill of the cards #while post-7yg Phoenix is based on the actual cards themselves?? I need to flesh out a better design but #yeah just a concept lmao

[craycraybluejay]

yeah yeah you hate me I'm an evil disgusting perverted manwhore we have each other blocked everywhere blah blah but I know you still jerk off to me and I know it makes you hate yourself a bit because you don't have the strength to accept the darker parts of your desire. but you can't help yourself and I take pleasure in the knowledge.

#this pussy makes homosexual men hate themselves !! #this tdick makes you want to kill yourself !! #this wretched and desirous personality has captivated you so !! #pussy change your life like im god~ they always fall in love not my fault~ #im never pickin up when they call~ #<- song lyrics #you want to fuck me so bad it makes you act stupid !! #im genuinely not mad people are generally going to end up hating themselves too much to be chill #but i am having a wild laugh bc this mf who told me i'm a gross freak also told me that he has sex dreams about me regularly #like yeah ok faggot #watch this loser text me in like a year apologizing for being a judgy little bitch begging me to respond LMFAO #thank u next hoe !! #idk its extra liberating to not only decide to be more choosy but also to know they obsessed #how's the vanilla boyfriend taste? can he get you off 7 times in a row? does he make you feel free and hedonistic? #anyway yeah im just being mean here bc its a mood boost i would not say this shit to anyone lmao #trust me bro i am literally the last person to cross the line when i get emotional (usually excited sometimes angry or horny) #ok no im a little prone to excitedly infodumping for 8 hrs but i try not to offend people #making enemies for no reason is a terrible idea

[sidetongue]

in love with this middle aged man

#i refuse to call him old #8 is not old #though #i do look forward to the day he is old #having the privilege of knowing him when he is old #because i was never granted that with miller #god i miss her #henry #dogs

[treasureplcnet]

someone on the bodies production team you have to release more layout/bts pictures of charles whiteman's flat please. this is a great start but i need to know him better. particularly if it's got about as much mould as a second year uni house and if he owns as many chairs as it seems LOL

#ok the joke is at his expense but im already romanticising this shit #20-something loser karl weissman moves into the worst flat of all time and makes it a home #hangs a picture of his parents' wedding against the worst wallpaper you've ever seen #just buys what he likes and calls it decor #how else can you explain the fucking model boat next to the fucking telephone. AND YOU MAY TELL ME 'oh thats just random set stuff' #NOT TO ME! #and it stays until he's in his mid 30s. develops a habit of not cleaning up along the way #the shot where he seems to have taken off his shirt/tie/jacket and then dropped them off on various pieces of furniture. HE LIVES LIKE THIS #also entertaining the idea that its his parents' old stuff that he can't bring himself to throw out .. #i will created a fully fleshed out character using 8 episodes and fever dream visions if i have to #karl weissman #bodies netflix #edit: the original tags are above but since then i joined the discord and got to add these pictures LOL #saved this post as a draft bc i was like. i cant annoy people on the tag any more than i already have #doesnt matter. forcing this into the tag like a week after i made it anyway #im still so interested in the fact that it seems like there are more rooms that we never see #outside this bedroom and living space (and the bedroom isnt clear in the show either) #like. i rly need a 360 house tour NOW. #ALSO I FEEL LIKE A TOWN CRIER NO I DONT THINK HE HAS MOULD BUT IT WOULD BE FUNNY!!!! #the chair next to the liquor rly is something. hes MY babygirl

[mewtwo24]

Okay but like. Two things about the volume 8 statue [redacted] chapter.

Firstly. By god no amount of "yeah it was unhinged" comments on this website prepared me for whatever the fuck that was. I need at least 5 business days to process.

Second, was I the only one who read that scene as:

Hua Cheng, teeming with self-satisfaction to see Mu Qing near writhing with scorned disgust and fury: this was a 100% successful trip

Xie Lian: our statues are fucking in Mu Qing's palace oh god oh fuck what do you m e a n successful

Hua Cheng, smirk getting even bigger: this was a 100% successful trip

#tgcf #volume 8 spoilers #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #mu qing #hua cheng really out here like 'it's called christening the heavens with our love which is more than you lot deserve.' #nothing could have prepared me for how that scene played out #hua cheng how does it feel to win every single day of your deceased life #mf thought he was going to be humiliated in front of his lifelong crush/sworn love #only to instead watch one of his love rivals tangentially humiliated by XL's (hualian POST-COITAL) overwhelming spiritual power no less #I have never witnessed a bigger W in my life holy shit the way that boomeranged #I just can't get over how funnily hc's built I swear to god it ends me every time #mfer was born and literally nobody liked that. baby boy suffers for most of his life #fast forward to ghost hc. master of cataclysmic power and protecting his loving failwife (who is basically full of aged weird girl energy) #said weird girl energy being hc's salvation because xl saw him feral and unhinged and legit went 'i like him i'll let him tear up the couch #for 800 y e a r s hc pined and nourished his love--waiting for his opportunity #thusly leaving every single one of his competitors for xl's attention in the dust (not that they were much to write home about) #hc is like the definition of 'bide your time and fucking destroy' #i don't care what anyone says he's legitimately one of the coolest characters i've ever seen #i also can't get over hua cheng straight up being like 'xl in distress? we all know who this is a job for. M E' **builds hc statue** #without an ounce of hesitation #the way i love this mfer he's so sweet and so funny at the same time nobody doing it like him #i also love mxtx's passion for the dynamic of “GET RID OF HIM HE'S A MENACE” “no he just needs enrichment let him be" #why bingqiu and hualian will live forever in my heart

[wantbytaemin]

🍀☀️🌿🦋🌳✨🍃

#cardio appt went well!!! looks the same as last time so we’re not getting worse 🫀🫶🏻 good job miss muscle i knew you had it in you (<- a girl #who was bitching and nervous as fawk) #and alsooo the doctor was so nice to me she called me beautiful girl like 5 times and when i smiled when she told me there were no changes #she said ‘oh you should be on television’ LMFAOOO i love her bc i really needed a little pick up #and also as i got into the building there was a man getting into the elevator w me and he was like you’re the lucky charm bc this elevator #usually never comes. i had to wait the last 7 or 8 times and here you are and suddenly it’s here immediately #and i was like 😇 MEEEE the lucky charm hehehehehe #anyway posting this from the park near the clinic bc i didn’t wanna drive in rush hour so i could speed home as a treat #and 🫶🏻 it’s so beautiful i feel so much better!

[thedreadvampy]

just like. bit late to the TMA2 party here but casual reminder that if you stay on that thing where you keep looking for throughlines and Clever Thematic Links between Mechanisms albums and Magnus Archiveses I will come to your house and beat you around the head with a 2x4 painted with the words THERE WERE NINE PEOPLE WHO WROTE THOSE ALBUMS

#red said #the mechanisms #reminded of this bc hereward just came up on shuffle and i remembered the multiple people being like #WHAT IS JONNY TRYING TO SAY BY SAYING #'HE LOVED HIS FRIEND MARTIN ' HMMMMM #and the answer is nothing #first of all bc i don't think Jonny was actually involved in Hereward although i may be mistaken #but mostly bc the person who decided that Hereward's servant who he loved was called Martin was a fucking. 12th century monk. you fools. #IT'S IN THE GESTA HEREWARDI IT PREDATES TMA BY ALMOST A MILLENNIUM #actually Martin might be a Kingsley invention I've never read the gesta herewardi I'm not a nerd #but that's still almost 200 years pre tma so the point stands #ANYWAY #that's not really the point the point is that people keep acting like there's some meaning to the parallels between Bifrost and TMA speci #specifically. and that may be true but that's not some master plan by Jonny because JONNY DID NOT WRITE THE BIFROST INCIDENT #Jonny wrote HIS PARTS in the Bifrost Incident but the rest of the band wrote THEIR parts and the story was mostly not Jonny's #so no he wasn't laying some masterful seeds and no they don't take place in the same universe #and no he's not the Genius Responsible For The Mechanisms it was a COLLABORATIVE PROJECT #with at least 4 or 5 ppl cocreating the bulk of each story and all members of the band putting a lot of themselves and their ideas in #and it is real fuckin grating having it framed as Jonny's Great Work when every person in that band had a similar level of creative input #Jonny's great. so are the other 8 people who made the albums

[mybelovedpeepy]

Do you fellas like my new cat :))

#he has no name yet but ive been calling him by the title 'THE BEAST' #Ive never actually owned a cat before so this is exciting :00 #ive done hella research though since I was like 8 and take veterinary classes so I think I know what im doing WJJGNENG #Hes a purr beast <3 #itemlabel #peepy #itemlabel peepy #cat #kitty #kitten #THE B E A S T

[bitegore]

I've been watching Alan wake's American nightmare gameplay to try to sleep for a while now and. It keeps taking me completely by shock how much me and Mr scratch are the same fucking kind of thing. We even talk the fucking same. He even compared Alan to a rodent talking about putting him in a rap maze and making him run the same thing over and over and over because it entertains him to watch him struggle and fail and struggle and fail and struggle and fail over and over and over. He is just like me. The only difference is that I don't kill people. Because I don't want to go to jail. Like. The fuck actually

#red rambles #scratch talking about 'quality time with alice because he deserves it' after making a proper impact on people. i. me. 8 do that #I need to kill him right this minute. I deserve it. I've been a good boy. he would even enjoy it! we'd have fun with it #I want to fucking rip his dick off. it's insane. #even the kind of shit that I was saying when I was playing through aw2. insane. shout out to my beloved friend who did not call me on the #fact that every time I open my mouth for several days I sounded exactly like the villain of this other video game #every two and a half hours I feel like. I would be better at being Alan Wake than Alan Wake is. I still believe this by the way. anyway. #you'll never guess what scratch says with his mouth

[pitske]

JASPER MY BOI!!

#i finally digitalized this!! #omg I love how this turned out :] #the sketch was from last April but I somehow never did anything with it #i actually plan to work on some more of the sketches from that sketchbook #pitskederdoenerhaendler #pitske’s art #this dude ‚Jasper ‚ is one of the two protagonists from my story Galacticall #the Story is about Rudolph ‚a retired postman ‚ who reluctantly had to leave the earth due to it becoming unbearable for humans to live on #and having to leave his deceased wife’s grave behind #as time passes on the spacecraft his loneliness only grows so as he feels himself getting older he decides to deliver one last letter #a love letter to his wife #so he steals a small spaceship and crashlands on earth #which has ‚as he soon discovers‚ changed drastically in about 80 years which for them were a mere 8 (plus/ minus the sped up evolution) #he now tries his best to navigate the new environments and geography avoiding carnivorous giant bugs like prehistoric insects #along the way to find his hometown and wife‘s grave he meets Jasper (not his real name but it is what Rudy calls him #due to the language barrier) #there‘s more to it and I honestly suck at summaries but expect some art of Rudy soon enough #original character #ocs #oc art #digital art #mllte #my love letter to earth

[daylightfultay]

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#the boys are really mean to me and it makes me so sad #like i am rlly empathetic i hate ppl who call themselves that too but i genuinely am so i cant even hate them #i just want everyone to like me i hate being hated so much #like i feel misunderstood bc im genuinely i dont think im a bad person i dont wake up and try to make peoples life bad #i want everyone to have a good life #but they just look at me and think oh she doesnt talk to a lot of people she must be evil #like oh shes plotting smth #and everytime smth happens im the first person they blame #and i just feel so alone at school no one has my back except this one boy #and the only reason why he defends me is bc hes related to my cousin #and im glad he does bc hes like scary so ppl listen to him but he only does it bc he feels like he owes it to me #i just dont like being there like 8 hours a day in a class full of people who dont even care abt me enough to know me #hating me when they've never even had a conversation with me #like how can u talk bad abt a girl u dont even know and just assume the worst??

[britneyshakespeare]

every stromae song he’s just like “shout out to my girls with high anxiety who hate capitalism”. he fucking gets it.

#stromae #i can't wait to see him on december 6th!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #text post #i have high anxiety and hate capitalism too #i don't unhealthily parasocially attach to celebrities like i did as a teenager (good for me) but he makes me like. have flashbacks. #remember like 8 years ago when fangirls were calling every grown man they felt precious about their son? yes that's me #my son. babygirl. #also stans who call famous grown men 'babygirl.' i have nothing against you but i just need to remind you that 8 years ago that'd have been #your son. those two stan terms occupy the same niche. we need to talk about it #culture. never. dies.

[kn11ves]

emotional support group for autistics who got called condescending and rude as kids just for responding to things directly and still not knowing how they were being mean

#what did i do #i got constantly told by my mother and step father (and his family) that i always talked like i knew better than they did or that i was #just as mature. i was just fuckjng talking what the hell did you want me to do #why do you feel attacked when a 10 year old speaks to you as an adult????? literally what #i dont know on that note sometimes its just like i dont even feel like ive aged at all #sure i have a giant explosion of time in my head just Gone from my memory because i was getting abused but like i dont feel like ive aged #or really matured ive felt like ive alwats felt #i cant relate when epople are like me when i feel all my ages or i wish i could go back to being x age or being x age everything felt so #different..like no it didnt. or im missing something? #i have never in my life felt like anything has changed. ive always been this old. there is no ''inner child'' and ive never had childhood #innocence or a nostalgia or childhood to go back to. i have no idea what any of you are talking about ever👍 #ugh jst rmemebred skmething that happened with my white step dad's mother #we visited her house and she literally fucking didnt let me go (not physically) until i replied to her with Correct Granmar. what was i #doing? i was reaponding to her by saying ''yeah'' and she kept repeating ''yes'' like telling me to say yes instead of yeah and i didnt #Fucking Get It because guess what you old white cracker i barely fucking speak english and you are just saying things in an aggressive tone #like thats gonna make me get it. and i Didnt i just kept replying yrah to her yes's and then she got tired of it and we left out the door #and theeeeen i got yelled at in the car by being called disrespectful and rude by my parents. WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO????????? #those crackers never liked me LOL i literally know they didnt #ugh i rmemeber this one time my step dads father was like trying to show me some dumb boxing or karate or something punching move and he #told my mother that i was good at it because he felt i had a lot of aggression and then NY MOTHER YELLED AT ME IN THE CAR FOR IT?????? #oh fucking wonder why te kid being abused mighthave aggression but she didnt Know (apart from what She was doing to me) like why would it #be my fucking fault if he thought i had aggression in me HOW IS THAT MY FAULT WHAT DIDBI DO I WAS JUST TRYING TO DO THE MOVE BECAUSE WELL #I WAS TRYING TO GET ALONG BECAUSE THATS WHAT THEY WANTED ME TO DO #she was like do you know how much that embarassed me and WHAT THE HELL HE SAID IT I DIDNT I WAS LIKE #8??? OR SOMETHING???? I DONT FUCKING KNOW!!! I DIDNT KNOW WOMAN WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM ME #mothers when they mother👍

[arabian-batboy]

College having some necessary subjects only dropping in either Fall or Spring semesters is complete bullshit, because I just failed a subject in Fall 2022 that will prevent me from registering a subject for Spring 2023 (which would have been my finally semester in college) meaning that if my professor didn’t feel sorry for me while reading the Email I sent him explaining my situation, then I would be forced to retake his course and register the other course in Spring 2024 so my graduation would be halted for an entire extra year and I wouldn’t have anything to do in Fall 2023.

#I really feel like throwing up #especially since I'm on a sponsorship and I'm required to to finish in spring 2023 #I only need 8 grade to pass which is a lot #but you never know #maybe I should have my mom calling him? It might be embarrassing but I don't have any other options #I sent him the Email yesterday and he haven't responded yet