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John Bender relationship hc
Requested HERE
Tags: fem!reader, 80’s setting, John is cute, and also kinda feral, like one mention of sex?
Authors note: omg it’s been too long since I’ve seen the breakfast club ): no but also there’s no fics for any of them? Literally?? They’re so underrated. It was kinda hard to write ngl, like we don’t really get that much info on them in the movie haha I hope this is readable tho
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oh man 
He is so goddamn emotionally unavailable you wouldn’t believe it 
He’s pretty self destructive too and pretty quick to act out 
You probably met him in detention 
He immediately noticed you, tbh he thought you were hot as fuck 
He wanted to flirt with you but his idea of flirting is.. interesting 
Low key just bullied you for the entire day 
Affectionate bullying? 
You thought he was super annoying, but also couldn’t deny that he was hot 
He literally doesn’t shut up, it’s kinda impressive how he never runs out of dumb shit to say 
He acted up a lot more than normal during that detention, yk trying to impress you and all 
It low key worked
No but like he really only have two moods 
Annoying or gross 
After bullying you didn’t seem to work, he started making sexual innuendos 
Honestly he would find it so hot if you stood up for yourself and put him in his place 
It probably wouldn’t work, but he would be very ecstatic lmao 
When detention finally ends, he sneakily tries to ask you on a date 
By which I mean, he said “Hey sweetheart, I know this reallyyyy nice motel not too far away. How ‘bout we rent a room?” 
You didn’t even respond, just rolled your eyes and walked off 
It now becomes his goal in life to take you on a date 
He “accidentally” bumps into you in the hallways at school the next day 
He’s a goddamn loudmouth, sometimes he just can’t help himself from saying dumb shit so the first few times he asks you out.. don’t really go well 
He feels like he has to upkeep his bad boy persona
He tries to be even louder and more reckless around you, bc he assumes you’ll only like him if he keeps up with his reputation 
Eventually you tell him that you actually like him more when he’s just himself and he’s just mind blown 
He literally went :0 
When you first start dating he really has to get used to physical affection 
He has only experienced physical touch in a sexual or violent manner 
So when you just simply hug him, he’s stunned 
You held his hand once and the man was too stunned to speak 
Please just pet his hair 
I mean, have you seen how luscious it is 
You’re the first person to genuinely understand him and communicate with him 
His whole life he’s just been bossed around by his dad and authority figures 
So he falls for you, hard. Like, the guy is following you around school with heart eyes 
He skips his classes to watch your cheer practice lmao 
(He just wants to see you in a short skirt ngl) 
When he finally gets used to it, he’s a huge pda fan 
Literally doesn’t care where you are, you will sit on his lap and hold his hand 
Even if it’s in the middle of your English class 
This eventually leads to more detention, but to John that’s just more time he gets to spend with you! Yay :D
He’s with you all the time, but will never ever take you to his house 
He’s actually terrified of what his dad would do to you 
Or even worse, maybe he would do something to John in front of you 
John is so scared you think he’s weak for getting beat up by his dad 
Which is absolutely ridiculous, you would never think that 
You also tell him this, telling him that you also think he’s very brave for finally talking about it
If you have a similar home situation he would be your biggest support as well 
But if you have a good home situation, he’ll basically live at your house 
Ngl, he can be quite the charmer when he wants 
He’s really trying his best to impress your parents 
And besides all the times he’s been in the local newspaper for vandalism, they’re absolutely in love with him 
He still has those episodes sometimes, like when he gets too angry at his dad and goes and does something dangerous or stupid 
It always ends up with him hurting himself in some way 
Sometimes he takes his anger out on you, he would never hit you or anything but he can get pretty mean 
He always regrets it immediately after 
After a fight, he feels too shitty to go back to you and apologize 
So he just stays away for a bit, the longest he’s been away is a week 
You legitimately thought he left town or something 
He just hates seeing you cry and feels like the biggest asshole ever
As your relationship progresses, you’d be able to discuss these things with him a bit more 
He’s still very quick to blow up and get angry, but he really tries his best 
After a while, he stops leaving for such a long time, coming back after just a few hours 
You didn’t hear it from me, but makeup sex with John is the best lmfao 
Anyways 
He  l o v e s  it when you wear his big coat 
Sometimes he comes up to you and drapes it over you just because 
He can’t help himself, it’s so damn cute how you almost disappear inside it 
You’re definitely known as John’s girl at school 
Ppl don’t really mess with you, anything is better than having an angry John Bender on your ass 
He would literally do anything for you 
Such a simp tbh 
No but he definitely starts saving up his money, his plan is to buy a place for the two of you after you graduate 
Please just let him wife you up lolol 
He definitely became a lot nicer to other ppl when you started dating too, good job
Hi! Thanks for making it to the end <3
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This page is just so I can share a little piece of my life and hobbies with other people who will appreciate it!!
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I really hope you guys enjoy this and whatever other time you spend on my page!!
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