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self-loving-vampire · 8 months ago
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They really should teach people how to cook in school.
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vadergf · 7 months ago
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100K GEORGENAP
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justlgbtthings · a year ago
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here, have some bi-ace solidarity
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lesbinewren · a year ago
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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
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headspace-hotel · a year ago
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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naotarou · a year ago
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chaoticgouda · a year ago
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shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
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corpish · a year ago
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I’m convinced it was an interdimensional portal
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rakukajas · a year ago
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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
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Merry Christmas y'all
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classical-memeician · a year ago
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"my child is fine" your child has long ebony black hair with purple streaks and red tips that reaches her mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears
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vadergf · 11 months ago
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EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM
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thestuffedalligator · a year ago
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This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies
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thefuzzydave · a year ago
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The Headlines of 2020
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lesbinewren · a year ago
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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headspace-hotel · a year ago
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whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK
C- Does it have Creatures?
O- Does it Offend the church?
C-Is it Completely unhinged?
K- Does it Kick ass?
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the-golden-dragoness · a year ago
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Can we all just appreciate that Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls, was prank calling Republican voter fraud hotlines on November 6, 2020?
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justlgbtthings · a year ago
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the only thing keeping me on twitter is this account
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dearpercocet · a year ago
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Gender affirming surgery of give me elf ears
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mando-lore · 2 years ago
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Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.
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