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lesbinewren · 5 months ago
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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
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headspace-hotel · 5 months ago
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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chaoticgouda · 6 months ago
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shipment officers, gently nudging Ever Given with their 8 tugboats: Ever Given move out of the way please so you don’t block the entire global trade
Ever Given, her lamplights enormous: you SHOVE ever given? you shove her hull like the big boulder? oh! oh! no commerce for human! no commerce for human for One Thousand Years!!!
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rakukajas · 7 months ago
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list of mundane things that feel like ancient human rituals
cleaning or wipe your bare feet
breaking off a piece of bread and handing it to someone
putting the weight of a basket on your hip or head
eating nuts or berries while hunched over close to the ground
seeing something startling just out of your line of sight and very quickly stepping or leaping on to a larger object to get a better view
cupping your hands into running water to wash your face
the unanimous protection of a baby or child in a public space where women are present
when an elderly woman laughs and grips your forearm tightly
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thefuzzydave · 9 months ago
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The Headlines of 2020
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thestuffedalligator · 10 months ago
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This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies
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lesbinewren · 10 months ago
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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tshifty · a year ago
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part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun
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headspace-hotel · a year ago
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Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
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250m · a year ago
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carmelldansen but you're in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance
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mando-lore · a year ago
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Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.
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versacethotty · a year ago
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weirdwerewolf · a year ago
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controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination
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thestuffedalligator · a year ago
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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for
EDIT: So this blew up. For the record, the original poster of this theory was Sarah Weaver on Quora. If you have any questions about this theory, refer them to her
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