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9-1-1fandoms · 11 days ago
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Eddie: Let me show you a picture from last night that really upset me
Buck: Okay, but in my defence Hen bet me 50 cents, I couldn’t drink all that shampoo
Eddie: That’s not what I wanted to - You drank Shampoo?!
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fangirlfreak08 · 6 months ago
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Carlos: (apon coming home) Hello, people who do not live here.
Mateo: hi!
Marjan: What’s up?
Paul: hey!
Carlos: You know I gave you that key for emergencies right?
Marjan: We missed TK. But then TK wasn’t here. So then we went through your cupboards and found Doritos.
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weirdbusywonder · 5 months ago
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9-1-1 Lone Star fans: Omg Captain Vega's relationship with her husband is sooo cute!
9-1-1 Directors and script writers: Yes... It would be a shame if... something were to happen to it....
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princessofthedarktimes · 15 days ago
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Eddie @Buck's parents: I am Buck's best friend
Eddie: I also once hit a guy so hard pieces of his nose came out
Eddie: now you might be wondering how these two pieces of information are related.
Eddie: Fuck around and find out.
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Albert: You know, Ravi and I got off on the wrong foot but I think we’re gonna be good friends.
Buck: You be careful with that.
Albert: What? Why?
Buck: Because first, you’re petty and jealous, and What’s your problem, man? and now you’re annoyed and angry. Then You can have my back any day which turns you into a blushing stuttering mess because how can it not when he’s so unbearably hot? Then you find out he has the most adorable kid in the world and you’re swooning. Then one day, when you’re at your lowest and think he’ll never forgive me for this, you get shocked with There’s nobody in this world I trust with my son more than you and that’s when you know you’re screwed. And when things just started to get back to normal, he’s 40 feet under and you’re trying to dig him out with your bare hands. Then your shitty parents in town and once again managed to fuck with your life, and you’re not in the right state of mind to be dating. But then he asks his son’s former teacher out and you’re heartbroken because you thought you and him had something special, and he will wait for you but clearly not. Then his son shows up at your doorstep because he’s upset and you’re his safe space. Then you find a new friend and suddenly he is jealous, and you think maybe it’s not one-sided after all, and you want to talk about it. Then out of nowhere he gets shot and your whole world crumbles, and he whispers pained Are you hurt? when he’s the one bleeding out through your trembling hands. And now you’re breaking down in front of his son because this is too much and it should’ve been you who got shot. Just when things settled down, he’s all soft and Because Evan and that’s when you find out that he made you his baby daddy a freaking year ago and was sitting on this information for unknown reasons.
Eddie: 👀
Chimney: Wow, that... was oddly specific.
Buck: And when you’re lulled into a false sense of security, he dumps his girlfriend and the next thing you know you’re banging each other on his awful couch.
Albert:...
Chimney:...
Eddie: In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Chimney: Buck was your superv-... Ok, I see.
Buck: I regret nothing.
Eddie: And my couch is not awful.
Buck: You did not sleep on it, Eddie. That thing is horrible!
Eddie: Well, it was plenty comfortable last night.
Buck: ...you smooth fucker.
Eddie: *smug*
Chimney:...
Albert: Does Ravi have any kids I should know about?
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incorrectbuddie118 · 3 months ago
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Buck: It’s getting dark...here Hen I’ll hold your hand so you won’t get scared.
Hen: I’m not scared?
Eddie: Buck, that’s my hand.
Buck, let’s go: Oops sorry *Blushes*
Eddie, grabs Buck’s hand: I didn’t say let go.
Buck: *Becomes a tomato*
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9-1-1fandoms · 7 days ago
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Eddie: Where are you going?
Buck: To get myself a gift because somebody didn’t get me one
Eddie: I told you I did! It’s coming friday!
Bobby,Chim, and Hen: watching them knowing Eddie got Buck a ring
while eating popcorn
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fangirlfreak08 · 7 months ago
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Buck: IT’S THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN!
TK: (off key kazoo noises)
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incorrectfirefam · 9 months ago
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buck: eddie im in love with you
eddie: I know???
buck: what how do you know?
eddie: we’re dating?
buck: no we’re not?
eddie: we’re not???? *voice crack*
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incorrectbuddie · 7 days ago
Buck: You can say "Have a nice day" and no problem.
Buck: But you can’t say "Enjoy the next twenty four hours" and not sound vaguely threatening.
Eddie: ...Babe, its 3am.
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matan4il · 7 months ago
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