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crimsoncereal · 2 months ago
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yall said “i cant believe this site is free” too many times
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lesbinewren · 5 months ago
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don’t let anyone on this website call you cringe they literally have a tumblr account
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strawbeb · 5 months ago
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no, i don’t have a “dream job.” i want to spend my days reading and writing and lazing in the afternoon sun. i want to bake bread and brownies and apple crumble. i want to grow my own vegetables and plant a rainbow of flowers. i want to be with nature. i want to be at peace.
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headspace-hotel · 5 months ago
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idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
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milfchellepfeiffer · 11 months ago
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Gay USA (1977) dir. Arthur J. Bressan Jr.
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thestuffedalligator · 10 months ago
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This is mildly blasphemous, but in the Toy Story universe do baby Jesus figurines from nativity sets think they’re actually Jesus, or are they just like. Babies
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tshifty · a year ago
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part of me is like “what the fuck do you mean next week is august when last week was mid april” but then the other part of me is like “approximately 7 years have passed since december 2019 and july 2020″ so that’s fun
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lesbinewren · 10 months ago
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i love it when people like “omg [story] copied [other story]” and then list the steps of the heroes journey
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250m · a year ago
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carmelldansen but you're in a bunker underground while air raid sirens go off in the distance
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headspace-hotel · a year ago
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Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life
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mando-lore · a year ago
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Imagine, you're in quarantine and you just want to chill a moment, so you watch John Mulaney's stand up. And then you go on instagram to find that John Mulaney fucking SAW you WATCHING HIM.
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milfsmackdown · a year ago
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i think jeff bezos should personally deliver every amazon package until he dies of exhaustion and then whoevers doorstep he dies on gets his fortune
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weirdwerewolf · a year ago
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controversial redbull ad where jfk drinks a redbull and flies out of his convertible and avoids his assasination
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dangerbooze · a year ago
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When boys be boys
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thestuffedalligator · a year ago
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This is the level of hyperanalystic bullshit I live for
EDIT: So this blew up. For the record, the original poster of this theory was Sarah Weaver on Quora. If you have any questions about this theory, refer them to her
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orderlyhouse · a year ago
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imo the most iconic gayle moment is that one where she electrocutes herself using a dog collar to bake an apple pie with the edge of seventeen by stevie nicks playing in the background 
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My favorite part about Megamind, is that he literally Grew Up on Earth around humans, but is still confused about human culture and etiquette
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