#90s imagine

[ncis-best]

Swallow it.

“Y/n run those reports for me” Today was like any other day, Gibbs was getting on your nerves so much that you needed a break. 12:45 came in time to go to get lunch so you got your bag and hit it for the elevator. You press the down button to the car garage, soon as the doors were bout to close a hand slide between them to stop it from closing ( get your mind out the gutter🤭).

Gibbs POV:

I was already running late for lunch, I missed breakfast today so I’ll be damn if I miss lunch. Y/n has been doing so well this week i almost thought about giving her a week off, maybe she needs it. Sitting at my desk I see y/n getting up and heading to elevator, I guess she’s getting lunch. I grab my wallet and keys and follow behind her, by time I got to her the doors was about to close but I was quick to slide my hand in between the doors to stop it,

Nobody’s POV:

The doors slide open, revealing Gibbs. Y/n smiles and slides to the right to let him which he does. The doors closed and silence was meet between them until..

“Hachoo!!” Y/n sneeze echoed through the elevator. “Bless you” Gibbs replied back while laughing. “Thank you…why are you laughing?” Y/n says with curiosity. “Your sneeze is cute” Gibbs says with a smirk on his face. Y/n felt butterflies between her legs as she smiles at his words. The doors open just in time, y/n damn near through herself out the elevator, she felt so hot standing next to him. “Y/n get a n the car” was all Gibbs said before getting in his truck. Y/n dose what he says and gets in.

Y/n POV:

Why did i even agree to this ugh omggggg. He smells so goo- “you want Chinese?” Gibbs speaks breaking your thoughts, “yeah sure” you say with a shrug.

A minute passed by and Gibbs and you are both at a booth eating and talking about almost anything that comes to mind. You never really felt so comfortable with this man, his smile, his eyes, his laugh all compliments him so well. He never fails to give that shit eating grin.

“Y/n can I tell you something?” Gibbs says while looking at his plate waiting on your response. “Yeah sure what’s up?” You respond back taking a sip of your lemonade.

“Have you ever noticed that your ass is getting fat?” WHAT!!!!!, you choked on your drink making you cough ten times harder, Gibbs gets up and pats your back making sure you’re ok. “you ok y/n?” You can tell he’s worried about what he said. “Yes I’m ok just shocked, I- I- haven’t noticed at all” you lied, you’ve noticed a couple of times, you even twerked in the mirror a couple of times just see if it moves. He looks at you while laughing a little, you smile back while laughing. You swear this man is funny when he’s not in the office. The check came and Gibbs offered to pay for you, you two head to the car and chat for a while when Gibbs gets a call. “Hold on let me take this” he walks off and answers the call, on the other hand you just sat there waiting on him to come back. 2 minutes past and Gibbs comes back, “we got a dead marine” he said while opening your door on the passenger side, “ugh again?” Every time you look up either someone is dead or Tony is flirting with someone’s mom. “Yep again” he says while turning on the truck putting it in reverse. “Don’t worry it will be over soon and who knows maybe we’ll go back to my place” you nodded at that idea, it even made you think of a little more. 

PART 2???????

#ncis #ncis fanfiction #90s imagine #gibbs x reader #jethro gibbs x y/n #jjk smut #leroy jethro gibbs #books & libraries #cop shows

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies” #serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited... #i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest. #it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!' #'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members... #..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)' #anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language? #maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value” #and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs) #happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills) #and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on... #...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works? #beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

[thensfwteam]

Holding You

HOW COULD YOU BE SO BLIND!!! This whole time the singer and songwriter D'Angelo was in your house.  "You a fan or something?" he speaks up giving you a knowing smile. "Yes..I mean no...I mean yes...I'm sorry I'm trying not to fan girl over you..I want to keep talking to you like i never met or knew you" your eyes fall to your lap in embarrassment. He gets up from the couch and walks over to you and helps you up from the recliner..He grabs your waist holding you in place..while he puts his face in your neck..slowly rocking you both side to side. You inhale his secant..he smells like weed and fresh coco butter body wash, you knew he smokes but would he smoke with you?.."you wanna get high sometime?" You spoke up clearing the silence in the room, he lifts up his head and look at you.."I didn't know you smoke..shit..hell yeah I'd  love to smoke with you"..You smile up at him..you take a good look into his eyes..his eyes shine so pretty whenever he smiles..he leans in letting you know that he wants more then just a smoke session. Who does he think he is..does he think I'm a kissing doll?...if so I'm not mad...His lips connect with yours..he snakes one hand around your neck and the other on your ass..having a nice grip on it making sure you don't go nowhere. He stops and looks at his phone.."Ah shit i gotta be at the booth" he kiss your lips a few more before walking to the door. "When will you be b- back" your voice crack..you didn't want him to go..this is the only time you really felt loved and cared for. He walks towards you an wipes the tear that fell slowly from your eye.."I'm gonna be back by 9:00 tonight...I'm gonna come straight here then we can roll up and chill..don't cry love..i wanna get to know you better and make you happy" he says in a calm soothing voice..I swear this man voice would put you to sleep. "Ok then" you say a little sad but excited" he walks to the door.."be a good girl fa me ight?" The way this man said good girl i almost fell to my knees. "Ight" you replied back..and off he went. Ugh everything happened so fast...it felt like I knew him as my boyfriend already..he was right we should get to know each other better and I'm willing to do so that with him. You walk into the kitchen getting out some meat from the freezer and grab all your seasoning. "I hope he likes soul food".

#90s stuff #d’angelo #90s imagine #books & libraries #tumblr fyp #fypシ

[astrafortune]

Aur naur

#imagine this in the louvre I think it’d make 90 million dollary doos #the guy they’re killing is simon #i think were gonna have to kill this guy steven #adventure time #fionna and cake #prismo #Bluey #bingo heeler #crossover #drawing meme #artists on tumblr #comic #my art

[silly-sinful]

Down on your knees, you don't look so tall.

#hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #radioapple #appleradio #duckiedeer #god i love them #just imagine a deal before death #right after Alastor forgets about it #until 90 years later

[fuckyeahisawthat]

something something Paul the son who was supposed to be a daughter, supposed to be the mother of the apotheosis and not the apotheosis himself, a prophecy fulfilled but just slightly to the left

something something Alia the daughter who should have been, except she came out Wrong, her mind playing host to generations of women and also her weird dead grandfather for some reason

something something siblings who get described as two halves of the same person, who could communicate when one of them was still inside the womb, both of them arrived before their time and not what anyone expected

#dune #dune spoilers #i guess #paul atreides #alia atreides #i can't wait to watch them be weird together in dune messiah #god imagine having your 90-generation eugenics plan nerfed at the finish line by ONE WOMAN who disobeyed orders for love #real normal family the atreides

[shupito]

For a funny content, I was wondering what kind of cat Jason would be. Since I'm a future crazy lady, I ended up with a raggedy maincoon

#jason voorhees #jason vorhees art #slashers #friday the 13th #80s horror #jason vorhees imagine #90s horror #artists on tumblr #digital drawing #cat #kitty

[bluetea-00]

Hello Spamton nation

#deltarune #utdr #Spamton #I’ve always imagined his store as like… an abandoned 90’s car lot #very specific image in my head

[kurusick]

♡come here

movie!mike schmidt x fem!reader

tags- semi nsfw, manspreading..?, dom!mike (forgive me)

an: literal first fic one here lmfao😭 little tease into what my writing looks like. feel free to send requests in my inbox!! Mike Schmidt is consuming my brain… credit to @/josh1es for the idea !!

★☆☆☆☆ ★☆☆☆☆ ★☆☆☆☆ ★☆☆☆☆

mike had stumbled through the door at around 6:30, shrugging off his shoes and vest; leaving cold air in his wake. It was below zero, and you had been bundled up on the couch in 2 of his blankets.

you perked up at Mike’s arrival, stretching and peering over the couch you were previously curled into; being greeted by tired eyes. You smiled to him, greeting him with a “hey” in a quiet, sleepy voice. mike yawned in response, giving a small “hi” as he undid his tie with his right hand. you sat up as he fell into his armchair, spreading his legs comfortably and finally working off his tie. You tried to not let your eyes linger, but the way he was positioned made you half cough in surprise. mike looked at you a bit confused, but paid no mind. focusing his attention on the movie you had playing, spreading his legs wider and placing his hands on his knees. Unconsciously almost, he slowly ran his hands back up to his thighs. your breath hitched in your throat, trying to focus on anything other then him. mike spoke up “did you get Abby to bed okay?” You shook your head yes, fingers prodding at the skin on ur lip. mike sighed pleasantly, muttering out a “good” seemingly more preoccupied with something else. Confused, you finally looked back over to him. Mike had unbuttoned the top 3 buttons of his colored shirt, and popped the button on his pants. Your breath hitched in your throat. He was never one to cross the boundary of friendship, teetering in the edge. He gave small little hints here and there sure but he had never done anything like this. Mike rested his hands on his thighs, almost spreading them apart. you stared. “Mike..” you half whispered, looking him in the eye. he smiled. He could tell you had been looking at him, looking at him for the past 2 months you had been babysitting Abby. He saw the way you stared at his crotch when he decided to change into his pajamas before seeing you out the door, the way you bit your lip when he would rest a hand on his thigh, almost touching his cock. He thought about you at night, how you would taste, feel, sound. Mike had always enjoyed you, especially now, hanging over the couch. Jaw half opened in shock. He hummed lowly, beckoning you over.

“come here”

★☆☆☆☆ ★☆☆☆☆ ★☆☆☆☆ ★☆☆☆☆

#mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt imagine #mike schmidt #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #smut #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #x reader #90s

[salemoleander]

Even if you don't watch every episode (which, unless you have to - my condolences to the HC Recap team - I assume most people won't) one way of narrowing things down that I HIGHLY suggest is picking at least one person from each of the mining teams to watch, because the vibes are wildly different and equally hilarious.

Team Blue Bin Bags - Spend the entire mining session roasting each other. Climactic moment involving a faux ad for project management software. Would sell each other to Satan for one cornchip.

Hypno

Iskall

Mumbo

Ren

Stress

Team Red Rashers - At one point Etho says, "I don't understand some things about social dynamics, I tell you," and that's this group's motto! Simultaneously the most competent and the most nervous team, like a bunch of racing greyhounds.

Bdubs

Etho

False

Jevin

Team Mustard Milk Tots - They get a lot done, which I think is mostly because 90% of their dunking is targeted at Doc. Very 'parents out for drinks' vibes, despite constantly descending into childish bickering.

Beef

Cleo

Doc

Skizz

Tango

Team Purple Pickles - Lowest intra-group antagonism, made up for by their choice to run straight towards environmental dangers. The cave diving and sculk could make it a horror movie, but everyone is so unruffleable (excepting X, who is perpetually ruffled) that it wraps back to comedy.

Joe Hills

Keralis

xB

Xisuma

#hc 10 #hermitcraft s10 #s10 #salem tag #finally felt equipped to make this after watching hypno #also i imagine some ppl will disagree with my summaries but theyre made 90% on memory of ep events and 10% re-finding quotes #so some are probably better than othwrs

[cvmsterfire]

ryan and bam >>

#cky #jackass #aesthetic #alternative #grunge #emo #punk #80s #bam margera #90s #ryan dunn #jackass 4 #jackass 2 #jackass 3d #dico cky #cky crew #cky2k #cky3 #cky imagine #cky x reader #brandon dicamillo #viva la bam #wee man #johnny knoxville #raab himself

[ncis-best]

Gibbs: Y/n did you slap Tony?

Y/n: no….

Tony: Yes you did!!!!!

Y/n: nooo I didn’t

Tony: YES YOU DID.!!!!

Y/n: NO I DIDNT!!!!

Tony: YES YOU DID!!!

Y/n: YES I DID!!!

Tony:NO YOU DIDNT!!

Y/n: see Gibbs I didn’t.

Tony: wha-

Gibbs: good girl.

#ncis #ncis fanfiction #90s imagine #gibbs x reader #jethro gibbs x y/n #jjk smut #leroy jethro gibbs #books & libraries #cop shows

[thensfwteam]

Free Yourself

You get out your car and make your way inside your house. You put your keys in the draw and head upstairs. You turn on the shower and get undressed and hop in. As your washing yourself, you hear a knock at the door.."who da hell could possibly knock at this time of day?"... Getting out the shower while wrapping a towel around your body you head down stairs. Looking through the peep whole you see a man with Cornrows looking off to the side. You open the door sticking your head out the door..."yes?" You speak lowly, he looks at you and realizes that your in nothing but a towel.."oh um I'm sorry I can come back another time-" he says while panicking a little.."Oh no it's fine um come in I'm just gonna put something on, I was just about done showering anyway" you spoke with confidence... whoah I'm not really use to speaking up for myself knowing me i would have probably shut the door in his face. I practically stayed with my mom for a long time in a high class neighborhood.. everything was so big and fancy there..it's like you had to be rich in order to say a word...You didn't really like that life style..you where more into a small cozy neighborhood and this is the one..not to mention the sexy men that stayed down here.. you step to the side opening the door up a little for him. He steps in and you finally get a full view of him...he was certainly a tall good looking man.. his clear skin..his arm tattoos, his plump lips and everything. He was wearing a black tank top with blue jeans..omg this man is a angel sent from God.."um you gonna get dress or you just gonna keep looking at me like I'm crazy" he says snapping you out your thoughts. "Oh- yeah my bad..make yourself at home" running upstairs to changing into a lace red bra and panties and throwing on a robe...you walk down the stairs while tying your robe,..you where so into tying your robe you didn't see him staring at you...the two of you make eye contact..you swear you felt something drip down your legs. "Soo what is it that you wanted?" You say while taking a seat on your soft recliner as he sat on the couch "i saw you across the street from me....I was gonna introduce myself until I saw yo fine ass in that towel" WHAT THE HELL...did he call me fine...omg lord take me to the king cause I don't have much to breathe. You sit there blushing at his words "what's wrong brown sugar? you good"He speaks up snapping you back into reality. "Oh yeah I'm fine...um what is your name?" You ask hoping you can keep this conversation going..."My name is D'Angelo" WAIT HUH!!! "YOUR WHO?"

#90s imagine #90s stuff #storytelling #d’angelo

[calummss]

dating 90s/00s eminem …

masterlist 𓆩♱𓆪

kim and hailie don’t exist in this universe

start and development of relationship

i definitely imagine him to take notice of you at one of the underground rap battles roughly 1992/1993

your friend who was interested in going dragged you along one night cause they were really into rap and hip hop

and there you saw him! the one and only marshall marthers destroying every opponent that stood before him

after the battles came to an end you were already attracted to him and tried to get to him to talk to him

here’s how i think it would go:

‘hey, i just wanted to tell you that you absolutely killed it on stage. it’s my first time here so i lack certain knowledge but i know enough to know that you have an incredible talent’

‘thank you. your first time? what’s your name?’

‘y/n’

‘eminem. marshall mathers’

i imagine you to awkwardly shake hands. like i know you’re in the detroit underground scene but neither of you knew how to proceed

‘i hope this won’t be a shot in the dark but can i give you my number?’ your mind literally racing

‘sure, i’ll give you a call if i’m interested’

THIS MAN TURNS AROUND AND DIALS YOUR NUMBER AND LETS YOU ANSWER!! turning around with a smirk and just straight up low key flirting with you

he was embarrassed to bring you to his home but you eventually just showed up one day cause he wasn’t returning calls—you reassured him that you didn’t care and let slip that you loved him no matter what

marshall was definitely a bit overwhelmed at first and took him like a minute to snap out of his trance because it was most likely the first time he truly felt loved, appreciated and cared for

you supported him and his music until he was eventually signed

everyone was confused why you stayed with a man who wrote violent lyrics especially about his wife so you had to explain over and over again that the wife was fictional

and everyone that truly knew marshall knew that he would never lay a hand on you. he would rather d!e than hurt you

three years after you meet you become pregnant and were scared he was going to leave (news flash he didn’t)

he reassured you that if you wanted to keep the baby that you two would figure it out and that he would and could never ever leave your side

you married quick and definitely rushed it but it proved to be the best decision you made including keeping the baby

this lead to the birth of your beautiful daughter—for some reason the name romy jane won’t leave my mind so i’ll just leave it at that

anyway you blink and stardom surrounds marshall

a few hiccups occurred during the relationship but nothing major and you always managed to talk things trough

what the relationship would include

his hand would alway be on your waist! no matter if you’re on his lap, standing next to him or whatever, his hand will be at its rightful place

i believe he prefers cheek and jaw kisses. he loves a good forehead kiss and hand kiss when he’s emotional and talking to you about certain struggles

speaking of struggles; he would always and i mean always put on his strong persona for you but sometimes his walls would crumble and would cry into your shoulder holding you so tight like you’re about to slip from his grasp

you would make appearances in a few music videos

he would also prefer to be in the studio alone but brings you along when all demos are done to get your opinion because he values it a lot (low key more than dres)

of course you would be his main inspiration for a lot of songs, also you daughter, because he admires both of you so much

marshall is 100% a very jealous and possessive man. not overbearing but maybe a little more intense than the average man? he trusts you fully but not others. he doesn’t forbid you of anything but will always say and do stuff to let others know that you’re off limits

i imagine after you got married he got a tattoo of your face or name on his chest like right over his heart

likes holding hands in public and an occasional kiss but nothing more. he prefers his affection to be reserved for only you and not the world

ONLY refers to you as ‘my girl’. when he’s with friends he’d say stuff like ‘yo, where is my girl?’. and others would also refer to you as ‘his girl’. at one point you just got the nickname ‘slim’s girl’ or ‘shady’s girl’ depending on which you prefer

tries to keep you away from hollywood and only goes for recordings, shows etc. when he’s done you both leave for detroit to lead a somewhat quiet life

definitely will buy you a lot of gifts. sometimes expensive or cheap; something that reminds him of you or something he knows you want. he just feels like showering you with gifts. his love language is giving gifts or acts of service. he will watch your favourite show just because you like it

em will always thank you in his speeches!! something along the lines of ‘first of all thank you to dr. dre and my two beautiful girls who i love with my entire heart. you two are my world, i love you!’

but like you don’t understand he will always thank you. he could win a life time supply of soap and he would say your name with pride…he’s just so grateful to have you and to be able to call you family

would hold your bag/bags for you. marshall gives you princess treatment without realising bc he genuinely wants to do it. he will snatch those bags out of your hands before you can protest

when other artists or people take your name or your daughter’s name into their mouths with negative connotations you best believe em will rip them apart, so most people will never attack you or romy bc it’s a death sentence

people can call him lame, bad rapper, ugly, whatever they feel like but as soon as anyone mentions a hair on you or romy’s bodies…it’s over. careers are shredded…you love it though

if you are a girl who likes to get her nails done this is for you; at first you started asking him to choose a design and colour and at first he was confused but he learned to love it especially when you scratched his head or your hands around his yknow what…he even once tried to design some and you got it done

the sex is a mix of mildy rough and vanilla. sometimes you both need something a little more “agressive” but he also needs a calm session. i see it kind as a light switch: it’s either rough or vanilla, occasionally you mix it but it turns out one way or another

also the man is a sucker (pun) for head. like he loves your mouth on him. i genuinely believes it’s in his top 2 favourite sexual activities (don’t deny it i’m right)

extra: if you love marshall right and you two work, it will be both of yours best love, but if things don’t work they can quickly turn into a relationship from hell

#eminem #eminem imagine #eminem headcanon #eminem imagines #eminem fanfic #eminem fanfiction #eminem x reader #eminem x you #eminem x y/n #90s #00s #marshall mathers #marshall mathers imagine #marshall mathers imagines #marshall mathers headcanon #marshall mathers fanfic #marshall mathers fanfiction #marshall mathers x reader #marshall mathers x you #marshall mathers x y/n

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

i feel like the queer community lost when we started policing labels and making sure everyone used the Correct™ labels instead of letting a person decide what feels right for them

#caique posts #inspired by a post a trans guy made asking if it was okay for him to keep identifying as a lesbian even though he’s now a man #and all the comments telling him no because lesbians can’t be men #and also all the other posts of people asking if they’re ''allowed'' to use certain labels #why do you need permission? #who are you even asking permission from? #we’re not cops #do whatever you want forvever #also inspired by an article in a zine in the 80s/90s of two FtMs in a T4T relationship #one of them described the relationship as being between a butch and his sissy boy #i cannot ever imagine anyone calling themselves that nowadays #because of ''only lesbians can be butches'' and ''sissy is offensive'' discourse #i’m sure there are people out there who would want to describe their relationship like that but don’t feel they’re ''allowed'' to #anyway lots of baby queers are tying themselves in knots trying to figure themselves out #and they’re more concerned with using the Correct™ label instead of the one they feel most comfortable with #yeah i just don’t like it #knowing you’re queer should be a liberating feeling #instead of something anxiety-inducing because you’re worried if you’re using labels wrong

[unpretty]

god. youtube music is such garbage it makes google play music seem made up because the downgrade is incomprehensible. they had a music streaming service that did basic music streaming shit. you could buy music and download it. if you had an album of remixes only available on a small forum for a month you could upload it and listen to it anywhere. when you searched for a song it wouldn't suggest you were actually looking for a random two hour video with only 48 views. all these things and more are simply beyond the grasp of youtube music, because google has never seen a good product it couldn't chaos dunk straight into the fucking garbage.

#original #i wanted to add the song 'red' by flesh tape to my 'to listen' playlist and you can imagine how well that worked out for me #no i did not want to add 90 minutes of audio from an incel podcast to my fucking music playlist what is wrong with you #it's literally only good for the automatically generated playlists BUT GOOGLE PLAY MUSIC ALSO HAD THOSE