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#911 lone star incorrect quotes
padfoot0216 · 1 year
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(Carlos and Eddie walking into a room after leaving Buck and TK alone for 10 minutes.)
Buck - I know this looks bad-
Eddie - WHY IS THE TABLE STUCK TO THE CEILING!?!
Carlos - How is that even possible?
Buck - In my defense I was left unsupervised.
Eddie - You we’re with TK
TK - I was also left unsupervised.
Carlos, shaking his head - Yeah that makes sense.
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thestarwarslesbian · 7 days
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TK, lying on the sofa in the 126 with his head in Carlos’ lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Judd, walking past: You’re pretty fucking annoying.
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menace-behaviour · 2 years
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*AFD126 needs to talk to Buck for some reason and their only immediate contact to LAFD118 is Judd, who has Eddie's phone number*
Judd: Hey, Diaz. I need to talk to your husband.
Eddie: He's not my husband, Judd.
Judd: And whose fault is that, Hollywood?? Not mine, that's for sure. Now pass the phone 1 foot to your left, I know he's standing there.
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ropoto · 1 year
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3 a.m. at tarlos loft
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magicalnerdsworld · 10 months
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Judd: I sleep with a gun under my pillow.
Mateo: I sleep with a knife.
TK: Both of you are pathetic.
Judd: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?
TK: Carlos.
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[Judd teaching TK to drive and Marjan comes along for the ride]
Judd: That’s a pothole. To the left!
TK: Take it back now y’all. *Drives into pothole*
Marjan, sticking her face into the front over the center console: Cha cha real smooth.
TK: I don’t think that’s how the song goes.
Judd, crying and gripping the handle: Please just take me home.
TK: Country roads.
Marjan: To the place.
TK and Marjan, in unison: I belong!
Judd, crying harder: What the fuck?
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cowboytarlos · 11 months
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Don’t ask me why, but Mateo gives me major Beast Boy vibes.
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Very similar vibes….
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tarlosand126 · 2 years
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Judd: Tk isn’t answering calls
Carlos: allow me *calls Tk*
Marjan: I tried six times, what makes you think-
Tk: (on the phone)
hey babe
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timesofemergency · 7 months
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INCORRECT QUOTES
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TK: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside
Carlos:
Carlos: TK, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...
TK: Sips coffee from bowl
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Reggie: Kicks the door down looking panicked
Bobby: What did you do?
Reggie: Nobody died.
Bobby: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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Reggie: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Hen: You're like 15 years old
Reggie: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!
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Buck: So that’s my plan.
Eddie: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Buck: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Eddie: It fucking sucks.
Buck: That’s not constructive criticism
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TK gets a call from a buck who is freaking out
Buck: HELP ME
TK: omg are you ok-
Buck: I KISSED A DUDE
TK: …. CARLOS YOULL NEVER BELIEVE ME-
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babygirl-diaz · 10 months
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Buck: So I think I might be in love with Eddie
TK: Who is this? I think you have the wrong number
Buck: It’s Buck
TK: Buck who?
Buck: Buck from the 118 in LA. We put out a fire together and became best friends.
TK: We literally just met once and haven’t been in contact since.
Buck: Ha! So you do know who I am!
TK: Buck, it’s 3 in the morning here, I am hanging up
Carlos: You can’t hang up. What about his crisis?
TK: …How did you hear that?
Carlos: Impeccable hearing. Now help him
Buck: Is that your boyfriend? You should marry him
TK: I did. Now who the hell is Eddie?
Buck: My best friend
TK: I thought I was your best friend.
Buck: I can have more than one best friend, Teeks. It’s not high school.
TK: Teeks? I am seriously hanging up now
Buck: No, no, no wait. Help me!
TK: Fine. Why me though? Am I the only queer person you know? That right there raises some red flags
Buck: No! I have other LGBTQIA+ friends. I just can’t talk to them because they’re friends with Eddie too.
Carlos: You share friends? That’s a good start.
Buck: Oh hey! You must be TK’s husband! I’m Buck
Carlos: Nice to meet you, Buck. I’m Carlos. So you’re in love with your best friend?
Buck: Yes but-
Carlos: But you can’t tell him because you’re scared of ruining the friendship?
Buck:
Buck: How did you know that?!
Carlos: That’s an age old problem. You’re not the first one.
Buck: Okay, so what do I do?
TK: Nothing
Buck, Carlos: WHAT?!
TK: If he doesn’t want to ruin the friendship then what’s the point?
Buck: Is this some sort of reverse psychology?
TK: No, it’s a fact.
Carlos: What TK means is that you can't let the fear of ruining your friendship keep you from pursuing Eddie. TK: That's literally not what I said. Buck: But what if I lose Eddie? Carlos: Do you really want a friend who doesn't stick around after learning that you like them? Buck: You've got a point. Thanks, y'all. TK: Are you trying to sound Texan? Buck: Did I deliver? TK: No. *hangs up* Buck: Rude.
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padfoot0216 · 5 months
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TK - I saw a guy approach Carlos at the bar but I didn’t need to intervene because I could tell by the look on Carlos’s face he was about to be an absolute bitch to this poor misguided man.
Judd - One time, a man approached Grace and she just barked at him until he went away
TK - Now that’s a power move.
Judd - What a women. I love her so much.
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thestarwarslesbian · 21 days
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Owen, walking into TK and Carlos' loft: Hey TK, can we talk? Owen: *Screaming* Owen: TK no. TK: Dad. Owen: You, him, here. on the sofa. I need a moment. Owen: I'm an adult. I can hanndle this, I'm okay. Carlos: Owen we have been married for a year. Owen: I’m not ready to talk to you yet!
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iamharryhale · 6 months
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*Eddie and Buck being arrested in Austin*
Carlos: What’re your names?
Eddie: Don’t tell him Buck.
Carlos, writing down: Buck.
Eddie: Oh shit.
Buck: Good job, Eddie.
Carlos: Buck and Eddie.
Buck: Fuck.
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ropoto · 1 year
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tarlos incorrect quotes
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91-1lover · 11 months
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Buck: I'm sorry you got involved
Eddie: Hey there. You're hurt, I'm hurt. You're happy, I'm happy. You jump of the bridge, I'm taking boat to save your stupid ass
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