“Damn Post+ is gonna kill Tumblr :/“

As if anything short of the hand of God themself personally dissolving the servers to an atomic level will kill this atrocity of a website

Imagine paying money to view a Tumblr post and all you get is this

i’m a trans man who came out at around 13 years old, and my mom was really transphobic about it for a while but then when i was like 16 she apologized and told me she didnt accept me at first because she thought everybody wanted to be a girl and i was throwing away what everyone wanted, and that it took me coming out for her to realize that wasn’t normal and she was actually trans. i transed my mom’s gender i am the most powerful person alive

being fat isn’t a bad thing or a dirty word so don’t take this as me suggesting that it is, but it’s kind of insane how warped pop culture is about women’s bodies that everyone in 2014 was convinced meghan trainor was fat

Boycott sabra/ barada goods

oh to be a little hoppip with a little basket

they dont let italian cats make biscuits theyre only allowed to make biscotti

get a load? of this guy? 😳

tumblr staff encouraging users to paywall their fanfics like anne rice won’t feel that disturbance in the force

Love having my work referred to as “cheap and tawdry” because it contains sex.

As though I’d ever write anything other than moderately priced, midde shelf debauchery.

Cost of silly kitties skyrockets from four dabloons to five dabloons

some of u need to blog directly into a word document & keep it there

every time i look at king bob-omb in mario golf he radiates what i can only describe as nanalan energy

tumblr staff trying to interact with its community like they’re lifting an overturned cardboard box and a bunch of pissed off rabid feral cats trapped under there start hissing and clawing at them

name one good thing that's happened in society since rabb.it shut down

I unironically believe that many of the sages, mystics, philosophers and scholars of the past were themselves autistic. I think that these positions are a natural niche that autistic people have found themselves in for thousands of years because of our ability to see things and parse information in ways that allistic people are incapable of. My friends have taken to using the phrase "wizard" because of this.

Did an interview with TechCrunch today over yesterday's dumpsterfire

These white men feel no shame. Never will.

What sort of things should a small cat teach his apprentice?

The fighting level order

My landlady > Me >>>>>Little cat

omg i was just going through my old reference tag and i just remembered how one of the most popular tips for having a cute dorm when you go off to university was ‘sleep on a mattress underneath your bed’