#:Dc

[antivanbrandy]

family portraits day!

my main tav, a tiefling lore bard named Rhapsody, her half-elf wild magic sorcerer sister Aisling, and the ambitious, powerful parents who left them both with a whole host of neuroses, hang ups, and personal issues

#rhaps is an unexpected tiefling bomb that shook the family dynamic to its core and the resulting consequences has given her so many hang ups #ask her why she's filled with abandonment issues. why she's a chronic self sacrificing people pleaser. why lonliness eats her alive. #why she goes by a performance/virtue name instead of her real name which she loves #ask aisling why she's a perfectionist. why she puts on airs. why she clings to magical discipline even as it eludes her at every turn #:Dc #tav: rhapsody #tav: aisling #tav bg3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #brandy blobs

[shitsha]

#:Dc

[oh-nowo-i-got-uwu]

#Hi again!! #^0^/ #:0c #:Dc

[birdaboos]

skeTCH TIMEE but here's another take on how i think flowerfall's entrance would feel like :)c I'll render it later enough but here's what we have so fARR

i'll add teh flowers later on but yEAH this is what it would look like B] it'd also be quite darker but I'll adjust that once i go around enough to the rendering :D

also pspsps what floweres would u want to add :Dc make them as funky as possible. I'll be adding the rafflessia bec it fits this entrance very neatly :)c

#philza hardcore s4 #flowerfall #hc #sketch #artists on tumblr #flowerfall sketch #but yes #I DO DRAW #i just have like no time to render my sketches :( #and also i do be thinking abt comms #:Dc #thank u lovely commissioners #bird's sketch diaries #i'll group all my sketches here #:DD #back to thinking to flowerfall :)c #aaaa i might have a project for all flowerfall enjoyers :Dc #very niche but i think that place deserves more love #ogee enjoy everyone :D #leave flower suggestions #and their meaning or why u wanna add em KEKW

[majickth]

nice

#majickthoughts #:Dc

[ofallthingsnasty]

if we are url buddies then know this: kissing u kissing u kissing u kissing-

#nasty.talks #the way my face lights up when someone has a same-themed url #and they are also a writer or artist #it's like hehe... zwei dumme ein gedanke #two idiots one thought #:Dc

[nasa]

Follow, follow the Sun / And which way the wind blows / When this day is done ⁣🎶 ⁣ Today, April 8, 2024, the last total solar eclipse until 2045 crossed North America.⁣

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!

#nasa #space #science #moon #sun #astronomy #eclipse2024 #solar eclipse #eclipse #total solar eclipse #washington dc #washington monument #timelapse #composite #photography

[fernacular]

Despite what you may have heard Bruce Wayne is not, in fact, a furry.

He is, however, very opinionated.

#My art #bruce wayne #selina kyle #batman #cat woman #dc #They break up like twice a month dw dw

[persephinae]

HOLY SHIT WHAT???

edit: because Bill is a huge piece of shit and heads up for others

#fables #dc fables #twau #!!????!

[arunneronthird]

he will use every chance he gets to be a drama queen and if he doesnt have one he will create one

#i wrote the idea for this drawing down at like 3am #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red hood #robin #nightwing #batman #dc comics #ladies. gentlemen. you have eaten well. #my art

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[sully-s]

Listen, if I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the mockumentary, lol.

#justice league #dc comics #Batman #WonderWoman #Superman #Flash #green lantern #hal jordan #martian manhunter #hawk girl #aquaman #cyborg #cheetah #captain cold #mockumentary #dcau #my art #fanart #I just love the idea that Sups gets jealous that Flash being stationed in the midwest saves his mom more often. #That Martha Kent wears Flashes hat more often than Clark's to be nice. #I'm annoyed that some of this text is hard to read but I didn't want to lose the details I drew and no amount of storke effect seemed to he

[bloodybellycomb]

One massive, legitimate way to improve as a writer or artist or in any creative endeavor really, is to become absolutely obsessed with something and to allow yourself to be weird about it. Genuinely mean this btw.

#dc comics #disco elysium #shakespeare #hamlet #scott pilgrim #<- all this things have made me a better #writer and artist for both fan creation #and for my own original work #literal life hack #allow yourself to become obsessive and cringe to a certain degree #birdy chirps

[mckinlily]

Plot armor but it’s Bruce Wayne’s wealth.

Bruce is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce does not want to be one of the richest men in world.

He starts by implementing high starting salaries and full health care coverages for all levels at Wayne Enterprises. This in vastly improves retention and worker productivity, and WE profits soar. He increases PTO, grants generous parental and family leave, funds diversity initiatives, boosts salaries again. WE is ranked “#1 worker-friendly corporation”, and productively and profits soar again.

Ok, so clearly investing his workers isn’t the profit-destroying doomed strategy his peers claim it is. Bruce is going to keep doing it obviously (his next initiative is to ensure all part-time and contractors get the same benefits and pay as full time employees), but he is going to have to find a different way to dump his money.

But you know what else is supposed to be prohibitively expensive? Green and ethical initiatives. Yes, Bruce can do that. He creates and fund a 10 year plan to covert all Wayne facilities to renewable energy. He overhauls all factories to employ the best environmentally friendly practices and technologies. He cuts contracts with all suppliers that engage in unethical employment practices and pays for other to upgrade their equipment and facilities to meet WE’s new environmental and safety requirements. He spares no expense.

Yeah, Wayne Enterprises is so successful that they spin off an entire new business arm focused on helping other companies convert to environmentally friendly and safe practices like they did in an efficient, cost effective, successful way.

Admittedly, investing in his own company was probably never going to be the best way to get rid of his wealth. He slashes his own salary to a pittance (god knows he has more money than he could possibly know what to do with already) and keeps investing the profits back into the workers, and WE keeps responding with nearly terrifying success.

So WE is a no-go, and Bruce now has numerous angry billionaires on his back because they’ve been claiming all these measures he’s implementing are too expensive to justify for decades and they’re finding it a little hard to keep the wool over everyone’s eyes when Idiot Softheart Bruice Wayne has money spilling out his ears. BUT Bruce can invest in Gotham. That’ll go well, right?

Gotham’s infrastructure is the OSHA anti-Christ and even what little is up to code is constantly getting destroyed by Rogue attacks. Surely THAT will be a money sink.

Except the only non-corrupt employer in Gotham city is….Wayne Enterprises. Or contractors or companies or businesses that somehow, in some way or other, feed back to WE. Paying wholesale for improvement to Gotham’s infrastructure somehow increases WE’s profits.

Bruce funds a full system overhaul of Gotham hospital (it’s not his fault the best administrative system software is WE—he looked), he sets up foundations and trusts for shelters, free clinics, schools, meal plans, day care, literally anything he can think of.

Gotham continues to be a shithole. Bruce Wayne continues to be richer than god against his Batman-ingrained will.

Oh, and Bruice Wayne is no longer viewed as solely a spoiled idiot nepo baby. The public responds by investing in WE and anything else he owns, and stop doing this, please.

Bruce sets up a foundation to pay the college tuition of every Gotham citizen who applies. It’s so successful that within 10 years, donations from previous recipients more than cover incoming need, and Bruce can’t even donate to his own charity.

But by this time, Bruce has children. If he can’t get rid of his wealth, he can at least distribute it, right?

Except Dick Grayson absolutely refuses to receive any of his money, won’t touch his trust fund, and in fact has never been so successful and creative with his hacking skills as he is in dumping the money BACK on Bruce. Jason died and won’t legally resurrect to take his trust fund. Tim has his own inherited wealth, refuses to inherit more, and in fact happily joins forces with Dick to hack accounts and return whatever money he tries to give them. Cass has no concept of monetary wealth and gives him panicked, overwhelmed eyes whenever he so much as implies offering more than $100 at once. Damian is showing worrying signs of following in his precious Richard’s footsteps, and Babs barely allows him to fund tech for the Clocktower. At least Steph lets him pay for her tuition and uses his credit card to buy unholy amounts of Batburger. But that is hardly a drop in the ocean of Bruce’s wealth. And she won’t even accept a trust fund of only one million.

Jason wins for best-worst child though because he currently runs a very lucrative crime empire. And although he pours the vast, vast majority of his profits back into Crime Alley, whenever he gets a little too rich for his tastes, he dumps the money on Bruce. At this point, Bruce almost wishes he was being used for money laundering because then he’s at least not have the money.

So children—generous, kindhearted, stubborn till the day they die the little shits, children—are also out.

Bruce was funding the Justice League. But then finances were leaked, and the public had an outcry over one man holding so much sway over the world’s superheroes (nevermind Bruce is one of those superheroes—but the public can’t know that). So Bruce had to do some fancy PR trickery, concede to a policy of not receiving a majority of funds from one individual, and significantly decrease his contributions because no one could match his donations.

At his wits end, Bruce hires a team of accounts to search through every crinkle and crevice of tax law to find what loopholes or shortcuts can be avoided in order to pay his damn taxes to the MAX.

The results are horrifying. According to the strictest definition of the law, the government owes him money.

Bruce burns the report, buries any evidence as deeply as he can, and organizes a foundation to lobby for FAR higher taxation of the upper class.

All this, and Wayne Enterprises is happily chugging along, churning profit, expanding into new markets, growing in the stock market, and trying to force the credit and proportionate compensation on their increasingly horrified CEO.

Bruce Wayne is one of the richest men in the world. Bruce Wayne will never not be one of the richest men in the world.

But by GOD is he trying.

#batman #bruce wayne #laws of this dc universe say Gotham is always a hellcity #and bruce wayne is always filthy rich #bruce wayne is fighting with everything he has against both those facts #he’s not going to win #but he’s not going to stop either #bruce crying with fistfuls of money in his hands: take it. PLEASE #the public: donate more???

[randoparody]

Local babysitter allows having vegan combo once

#batman #dc comics #dc robin #dc universe #superhero #batfamily #batfam #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne

[arttuff]

juvenile kryptonians are quite viscious!!! be careful around them!

#dc comics #dc #superman #clark kent #superboy #jon kent #jonathan samuel kent #jonathan kent #superfam #superfamily #BABY JON I MISS YOU you will always be famous #i wonder if kryptonian kids throughout the history of krypton have tugged on their parents' capes for attention #jonno is upholding traditions <3