#:meg speaks

[starlightphil]

I love how we made all those jokes about Phil having a crisis when Dan was away, like needing to be babysat by their friends and killing all the plants, but we just got the lore drop that Phil actually had a mini crisis and started dying everything in the house green for no apparent reason?? Like Dan leaving truly made Phil so bored and/or unhinged he decided dying his bathmat green would be fun. Is Daniel Howell of all people this man’s impulse control? How many weird impulses has Dan successfully stopped? How many has he encouraged?

#dan and phil #phil lester #daniel howell #dan Howell #amazingphil #I spent far too long on this and I fear it is incoherent #but I am trying this whole making original posts thing #and you gotta start somewhere #meg speaks

[chrollohearttags]

meg baby, I promise we’ll all look the other way if you decide to strangle that chimera ant built bitch. I promise we won’t say nothing.

#nicki got to be one of the nastiest bitches I’ve ever seen in my life #you ain’t had a fucking hit in 10 yrs good enough to act the way you do #it’s crazy it took her being so vile to meg for ppl to get it #it’s always ‘protect blk women’ w/her until it’s somebody she don’t like lmao #and her only beef with her is that she collabed with cardi #the only one who stuck by her side mind you so ofc she #she’s been terrible and I remember back in 2017 when ppl jumped me for ‘defending a Latina woman’ over her #the same bitch that co opted a hashtag meant for missing and murdered blk women for her own bullshit #while cardi was using her platform to speak up for breonna Taylor and police brutality? oh okay #she’s a nasty witch and her karma will come #rap beef aside #‘how you got 3 Grammys and can’t stay on beat?’ #how are you the supposed queen and been rapping since Jesus was in Jerusalem but have zero? #bringing up her dead mother..you deserve to rot #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m so happy cardi no longer feeds into her bullshit and lets her stupid ass talk to the wall #all the new girls are outshining her and I’m so glad they don’t have to grovel to her #the fact that these girls just came out and are her competition says more abt nicki than it does Meg cardi latto or anybody else #her peers should be missy kim queen latifah etc #and yet she’s linking up with 23 year olds and beefing with girls 20 years her junior #guess that predator spirit run in the family huh

[megatraven]

me when i'm hyping up the hyperfixations

#meg speaks #disenchantment spoilers #disenchantment

[literallyjusttoa]

There's a joke in the ToA server that Apollo and Meg had to work at McDonalds during the gap between TTT and TON to make some money, but I'd like to offer a different idea with a shitty comic

If Meg and Apollo can befriend a giant ant, a pandoi, a feral karpoi, Lityerses, and the fading spirit of Helios, they can befriend three cyclops siblings working minimum wage at a Monster Donuts. And then they can also work minimum wage at a Monster Donuts.

#Idk why I drew Meg Like That in this comic but I kind've love it #this is inspired by me becoming obsessed with the game Papa's Freezeria again lol #trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #apollart #sunny speaks

[tolerateit]

I CAN SEE YOU

#meg talks #tswiftedit #taylor swift #mine* #i can see you #speak now

[lavendermeghan]

me, after v9e7: things are bad oh no

me, after v9e8: THINGS ARE REALLY BAD OH FUCK OH NO

#rwby #rwby spoilers #rwby9 #ruby rose #weiss schnee #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #neopolitian (rwby) #neo #roman torchwick #penny polendina #phyrra nikos #jaune arc #meg speaks

[lord-squiggletits]

With all due respect IDW Megatron is the kind of dad that would go out to get cigarettes and then never see his kids again considering that's what he did to all of the Decepticons leaving on the Lost Light + he groomed Tarn into worshipping him as a mentor/authority figure and then basically stopped caring about him.

#squiggposting #a meme was posted in a discord chat and we discussed #i think all dad comparisons should be purely for memes and not lik #textually interpreting characters as being parentz #but still come on megs would be a horrible dad ksfjaidjsj #at the very least he's so full of personal issues that i would see him seriously struggling #idk idw megs can be like an AUTHORITY FIGURE or someone who lays down the rules #but he's like 0 percent nurturing or emotionally communicative #he has almost no ability to be vulnerable and is overall very cutting in the way he speaks #idk like i'm not gonna say YOUR HEADCANON IS WRONG if people like dadly megatron #but this is just one of those things i dont agree with the fandom memes and jokes

[thefandomexpert]

ok. i see u complaining about how long it takes to get to shb, how are you supposed to get your friends into the fucking WONDER that is shb when they have to get through all of The Other Stuff First

I used to have this problem with Homestuck, people who wanted to skip to the trolls, or pass on the intermissions. I will repeat what I said then now:

The later stuff is mind-blowingly good BECAUSE of the setup slog. which is also fun btw, you’re having trouble selling it because you keep saying it’s a slog. it’s good storytelling! yes even arr and sb (i didn’t say it was the best storytelling!! but i’ve seen way fuckin worse!!!). You need to spend 300 hours with the characters and to watch them grow gradually for a LOT of the little character moments to even register later on, and i’m not even talking about the ascian reveals. estinien is a completely different character. thancred’s deep-seated issues have been brewing subtly since 1.0. the socio-economic political climate of the universe is SO important and SO well set up by the arr random task/fetch quests (BABY INCONSEQUENTIAL QUESTS. YEAH THE STUPID ONES IN THE INTRO PRE-SASTASHA SEQUENCES WITH THE NPCS YOU DONT REMEMBER. THOSE.) and that info is integral to character decisions made in every expansion afterwords, and is built upon consistently. the consistent build-up of the lore is, in my opinion, almost entirely the reason ffxiv’s writing stands out against other games of the genre. and it’s BOLSTERED by the fact that it’s a live service game with a shit ton of expansions you HAVE to play through single file when you start fresh. narrative games are usually 15-20 hours. ffxiv is giving you 500+ in msq alone (won’t get into how much the optional and side quests support the storytelling as well).

It’s like one of those long-running book series. you can’t ask someone to read Just the last book of animorphs and expect them to understand the narrative implications of what’s happening, or to get attached to the characters enough to care. that attachment and understanding is built by spending time and reading the other 1500 books prior. shb should not be treated as a stand-alone. in fact it’d be a bad standalone. it’s good BECAUSE there’s 500+ hours of playtime required to get there.

#this is not on the post bc that person was lamenting the fact that u do in fact have to convince people to play The Whole Game in order #for a proper fandom integration #which i absolutely relate to #HOWEVER #after years of dragging my highschool friendgroup into homestuck by forcing them to read through act1 before they could decide to quit #arr and other early expansions on NON NEGOTIABLE AND EQUALLY IMPORTANT FOR LATER STORY BEATS #this is also why wow doesn’t work. they don’t let you play past expansions. drives me NUTS #meg speaks #ffxiv

[dennisboobs]

#iasip #the always sunny podcast #glenn howerton #rob mcelhenney #IM NOT SAYING ANYTHING HGFBJHSKBJHKNDSJGHF #i just think its fucking hilarious that he immediately looked at meg #ada speaks

[artkadukan]

ok but like indian!percy would be so cool like-

sally would masage his head with coconut oil when he was younger and he absolutely loved it! So he taught himself how to apply it on his own and wears coconut oil twice a week!!!!! [his hair smells like heaven because of this]

Since I anyway headcanon him to be a jewellery person, he would wear a good amount of gold jewellery and would traditionally have an ear piercing [maybe even multiple-] also he would totally have a gold nose piercing like cmon guys-

he absolutely LOVES eating luchi and mangsho. Like my guy can eat 10 - 12 luchis at a time im telling you

Whenever he'd get angry he would just start cussing everyone out in hindi

He would also like old bollywood movies, and he would definitely watch crappy hindi/bengali serials just to make fun of how trashy and dramatic they are

part 2 <3

#aho speaks #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #pjo headcanon #annabeth chase #jason grace #leo valdez #piper mclean #hazel levesque #frank zhang #nico di angelo #will solace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo #hoo #toa #pjo hoo toa #riordanverse #rrverse #pjo fandom #pjoverse #rick riordan #indian!percy hcs

[recusant-s-sigil]

Hee hee Xemnas doing this pose is so silly

#Moon Speaks #Meg Plays #358/2 Days #No. I #Xemnas

[starlightphil]

New April Fools day theory just dropped: Dan and Phil post a photograph of them and a dog on April 1st and everyone freaks out. How dare they dogbait us! How dare they play with our fragile hearts! But sike! They have had this dog for weeks - no months - and were just waiting for us to be at our most high alert and vulnerable to reveal it. The dog is named Norman because they may be cruel but they are not particularly creative in the naming department (see every single Susan). The dog appears in literally every video from then on <3

#dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan howell #dog hill #I’m joking around here obviously #but I do truly believe that they will find an excuse to have their future dog in all their content #meg speaks

[thottybrucewayne]

That jcole diss record aint up to snuff at all but tbh neither was Kendrick's. It just made me wanna go back and listen to Control :/

#thotty speaks #like K dot is gonna win obvi #but like least entertaining rap fund in a while #wake me up when Meg diss Drake again

[megatraven]

oh my god

oh my god

this renzei cg. his very first one.

his ass.

look beyond his ass.

it has taken me. FOUR. FOUR!!!!!!!!!!

FOUR ENTIRE YEARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to notice there is a fucking dead man there. what the fuck dude. ass so fine that the guy you killed did not register to me for four fucking years. incredible.

alright you can go back to looking at his ass now thanks for your time

#meg speaks #lovestruck voltage #lovestruck #renzei feng #renzei #villainous nights

[literallyjusttoa]

I am a “Meg and Apollo’s master/servant bond evolved into something a lot like an empathy link post their dip into Chaos in TDP” truther and I will be till the day I die.

#trials of apollo #toa apollo #lester papadopoulos #meg mccaffrey #sunny speaks #and I think that neither of them realized for a long time #bc Meg realized she was feeling some of Apollo’s emotions but she just thought that’s how master servant bonds work #and Apollo knows that’s not how the bond they have works but he’s already so hyper-empathetic towards Meg that he barely noticed the change #it’s only the people around them that really notice the way their emotions affect each other #also I deadass think that by TTT if Meg and Apollo discovered that they could communicate with each other in their dreams #they would just go with it #also like canonically that does happen #like Meg just casually pulls Apollo into her past and it’s never explained in TBM #(I know Hazel and Leo do that two but for Hazel it was an established thing) #anyways empathy link sunflower sibs for the win <3

[tolerateit]

i want to study him

#meg talks #Watcher #ALSO. HE'S RIGHT LET HIM SPEAK #andrew ilnyckyj #top five beatdown