#@un-beel-ievable

[s4no]

you are exhibiting toji fucker behavior

so you wanna fight, huh?

#✉.mailbox #✎.un-beel-ievable

[keisukes-pretty-kitten]

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Raine | 22 | She/Her, They/Them

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[un-beel-ievable]

Obey Me! Headcanons: The minor characters (Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon and Solomon) play Genshin Impact 🎮

Author’s note: Please do not repost!! If you like my writing, please leave a like and a comment (and follow me to see similar content in the future :D)! Written during update 2.3. No major spoilers for the Archon Quests. Part 1: Obey Me! Headcanons: The demon brothers play Genshin Impact 🎮 [ @devildom-den ]

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Diavolo 👑 • Diavolo first hears of Genshin Impact when Levi mentions it in passing during one of the many, many dinners that the crown prince hosts, but it only piques his interest when he realises that the open world adventure game is the recurring topic of many conversations around RAD. The prince initially has Levi install it on his computer with the reasoning that he wishes to understand the interests of the student body better, but he quickly grows addicted to the eye-catching landscapes and quirky characters that Genshin Impact has to offer. It’s a great stress reliever for the demon who has a never ending list of responsibilities to attend to, and Barbatos regularly has to drag the Young Master away from his computer just so that those responsibilities don’t go neglected.

• A massive, massive whale. He has zero (0) self control when it comes to ‘investing’ in Genshin Impact. Spends more on the game than he probably should; Lucifer and Barbatos are the only individuals in all of the three realms who possess the courage necessary to play the role of the ‘bad cop’ when it comes to bringing Diavolo’s spending sprees to a halt.

• Owns every 5 star character available in the game (mostly because Diavolo is willing to spend as much as it takes to own at least one copy of them).

• A Zhongli main! Mains the CEO of Geo himself for Zhongli’s assets. That’s it. That’s the only reason. Barbatos 🍵 • It’s only right for him to take an interest in the Young Master’s interests and hobbies, so he finds himself installing the game on his DDD when Diavolo tells him of this fascinating game from the Human World that he simply must try. The graphics on the mobile version of the game are much lower than if he were to download it on a laptop or desktop computer, but it doesn’t bother the butler. He doesn’t intend to allow himself to become invested in a game anyway, so what does it matter? • (Or so Barbatos tells himself. On one of the butler’s —rare— days off, Diavolo notices Barbatos returning to the castle with an extremely bulky bag slung over his shoulder. When questioned about the baggage, Barbatos makes a vague remark about having to replace several faulty pieces of kitchen equipment. Unconvinced, Diavolo tails Barbatos to his private quarters and peeks through a crack in the door to find his butler meticulously setting up his new top-of-the-line gaming computer.) • A Noelle main. He has a great deal of admiration for the young lady; she is meticulous and conscientious when performing her duties, and he respects how much effort she is willing to put into achieving her goals. • Claims to be a casual player, but is able to accurately relay exactly which talent level-up and weapon ascension materials are available on each day of the week without checking the Wiki page or so much as pausing to think about it first. Simeon 👼 • Solomon is the one who recommends the game to both him and Luke. Simeon was fairly neutral towards the notion of dipping his toes into the world of Genshin Impact; Luke’s enthusiasm was what prompted Simeon to download the game —the young angel was buzzing with excitement at the thought of being able to explore a fictional world with Simeon and Solomon by his side, and Simeon just couldn’t say no to his charge. • Solomon and Luke have to set up everything for Simeon and patiently walk him through the controls. The controls slip Simeon’s mind so often that Luke takes the time to painstakingly write out a “cheat sheet” for Simeon and pin it over his desk so that Simeon has something to refer to at all times, even when Solomon and Luke are too busy to offer him their guidance. • Similar to the third eldest of the Demon brothers, Simeon is a Barbara main. Unlike Levi, however, who builds Barbara as a DPS, Simeon builds Barbara as a healer. In fact his entire team consists of healers and only healers —Barbara, Noelle, Jean, Diona (the young bartender reminds him a little of Luke —they’re both feisty and loyal to those they care about, and while they may be quick to bare their fangs at anyone who dares to have a little fun at their expense, both are more bark than bite)— who are all built primarily...to heal. In fact, his team does so little damage that even the easiest of battles can take almost a good quarter of an hour to complete at times. The only reason why he’s survived long enough to make it to World Level 8 is owed to the fact that he’s able to heal himself quicker than the enemies are able to cause him harm. Solomon 🔮 • May or may not be one of the reasons behind why Genshin Impact is a trending topic in the Devildom. Genshin Impact is a game that hails from the Human World, after all, the realm which the sorcerer originates from.

• Incredibly skilled at building characters. Has incredibly gacha luck when it comes to farming for artifacts; does not own any Artifacts with subpar substats. Levi constantly accuses Solomon of foul play, but the sorcerer is quick to reassure Levi that he would never stoop to casting good luck charms over his electronic devices in the name of guaranteeing his chances of obtaining a stellar Artifact. (A blatant lie. Of course Solomon has Good Fortune™ charms cast on every electronic device he owns. Do you take him for a fool? It’s not cheating if he’s the one who wrote the spell in the first place, after all.)

• Solomon may possess both the skills and the resources necessary to build a strong character, but it does not necessarily mean that the sorcerer is willing to exercise his knowhow for good. He appears determined to put together the most ridiculous combo of weapons and Artifacts possible. (Levi is infuriated by Solomon’s healer Ningguang, mostly because of the fact that it miraculously works. Satan, on the other hand, is impressed by Solomon’s ingenuity.)

• Trolls Simeon endlessly when they play Genshin Impact together. F in the chat for the poor angel who simply wishes to have a bonding moment with his dear friend.

• A Mona main! He’s intrigued by both her knowledge of astrology and her character design. Genuinely considers purchasing a cosplay of her for Halloween. Alternatively, Solomon considers revamping his day-to-day attire to resemble hers. With a few adjustments here and there to better suit his body type, surely he can pull off a similar outfit.

#obey me #obey me game #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me shall we date headcanons #headcanons #obey me reader insert #gender neutral reader #@un-beel-ievable #my writing #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me solomon #genshin impact

[ask-beel]

Beel! :D

Wife! :D

*A big smile spreads on his face, walking over to her with his arms outstretched, ready to give out a hug*

(*is already way ahead of him, jumping wifey and clinging to her like a koala* uwu)

#un-beel-ievable #Beel Answers #Rui Answers #(WIFEY!)

[asmo-avataroflust]

👁👁

I want to say the loveliest eyes I have ever seen, but they actually look quite horrible on my screen right now.

#mysteries solved #asmo talks #un beel ievable

[theinariakuma]

#reine #un beel ievable #Akuma talks

[leviskokoro]

idk if your requests are open but my only request is that you continue to be you because you're beautiful and wonderful and i love you for you as you are

*finger guns*

aww tysm matilda uwu

#kokoro appreciation #kokoro answers #un-beel-ievable

[morningstar-descended]

Are elbows arm knees? 🥔

Are knees leg elbows?

#queries answered #potato child #un beel ievable

[ee-furoido]

"Um...g-good afternoon, Jade-san!

Did you know that it's Pocky day today? I was...um...actually wondering if you'd be willing to play a round of the Pocky game with me..." She holds out a box of Pocky to him, her blush largely hidden under the brim of her fedora.

“The Pocky game... I see.” Jade eyes the box of chocolate-covered biscuit sticks in your hand. “Whoever bites their piece off first loses, is that correct?”

The mer-eel chuckles at your embarrassed downcast look. After all the courage it had taken to come up to him countless times now, you were still shy to talk to him? How pitiful, and yet so darling. He takes one of the Pocky from your box and rolls the uncovered part between his fingers. “Let’s see if you’re up for this challenge, shall we?”

He puts it between his lips with another smile, squaring his shoulders and standing at his full height, the small stick waggling in between his pointed teeth above your head. Between his gleeful grin and his smug stance, you swear you see him wink.

“....If you can reach it, that is. Fufufu.”

#Jeido responds #Twisted Wonderland #twst #un-beel-ievable #Jade Leech #twst Jade

[greediee]

I love your art :D

thank u!! ahhh!!

#un-beel-ievable #asks

[satan-the-avatar-of-wrath]

...I'm not sure if you remember, but one of my first ever interactions with you was an unfinished draft for a drawing that I kept saying I'd finish but.

...

WELL it's finished now :D

You stole my socks so I'll steal your jacket. Fair is fair, spitfire.

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Nostalgic, might I add, you are a phenomenal artist Matilda dear

🐱 Satan

#thank you for your contributions #nostalgic #blast from the past #matilda dear #un beel ievable #satan talks #submission

[morning-starcrossed]

The holiday season appears to be upon us. Merry Christmas, doveling. May your day be joyous and full of Christmas cheer. If there is any gift that you'd like to receive from me, don't hesitate to let me know. I'll be happy to get it for you. -Lucifer🦚

Thank you, my star. Admittedly though, all I’d really like for Christmas is you. I miss you, my dear.

#Lucifer || un-beel-ievable #matilda’s Lucifer #giles speaks #take that as you wish

[canonlucidia]

I m i s s y o u , p o t a t o p a r e n t ; - ;

I haven’t gone anywhere!! you know where to find me potato child

#personal #un-beel-ievable

[un-beel-ievable]

The Demon Brothers react to MC receiving unsolicited and objectifying comments.

Author’s note: Please do not repost!! If you like my writing, please leave a like and a comment (and follow me to see similar content in the future :D)! 

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Lucifer ☕:

• It happens so quickly —mere seconds after you've finished speaking, in fact. There's a blinding flash of light, and the minute that it takes for your eyes to adjust to the effervescent glow causes you to miss the exact moment when two pairs of raven hued wings begin to unfurl from Lucifer's shoulder blades and lower back. By the time your vision returns, dark coloured horns have sprouted from the archdemon's locks. It appears that your recountment of the incident has pushed the brother who was usually the best at maintaining his composure past the point of controlling his temper.

• How dare they. How dare they direct such crude and obscene comments at anyone, and how dare they do so without the receiving party's consent. And of all the people to commit such an offence towards, how dare they demonstrate such behaviour towards the Morning Star's chosen one.

• Anyone who had the gall to show you such disrespect had best be ready to pay the price. Diavolo have mercy on their souls, because Lucifer certainly wasn't going to show them any.

Mammon 💳:

• Sympathetic. He's been in your shoes, after all. Modeling for Majolish means that he's received his fair share of unsolicited objectification from fans, especially when he rejects their advances. His usual tactic is to ignore such remarks —time was money, after all, and while those good-for-nothing may have had the time to waste on making unwanted comments, Mammon certainly didn't. Still, as much as the second born tried to act as he took such remarks in his stride, there were still times where these 'harmless' words bothered him greatly. So when you recount the events of the day to him in a quiet voice, the boisterous facade that he usually puts up fades and gives way to reveal the softer side of his personality. The one that he reserves only for you.

• "Just this once, 'kay? Not just any human gets to hug the GREAT Mammon...so don't be gettin' any ideas!"

• Becomes incredibly protective of you, even more so than usual. Any Denizen who is foolish enough to take a pass at you is going to have to deal with the consequences of their actions.

Leviathan 🎮:

• It's a rare occurrence for him to be on the receiving end of such comments himself, but he does watch an outrageous amount of voice actor panels. And in every single one there's always that one asshole who's making objectifying comments about the actors and throwing unsolicited remarks their way. It outraged him. Those voice actors put their heart and soul into creating quality content for their audiences, and this was how they were getting repaid? What made things worse was that some of these idiots not only thought that such actions were acceptable, but that they should be taken as compliments. How dimwitted did you have to have to be to make such an assumption? Even Mammon wasn't that dense.

• When he learns that his favourite voice actors weren't the only ones that were on the receiving end of such comments, he gets even angrier.

• If those assholes thought that they were going to get away with it scot free, they were mistaken. Even though everyone thought of him as just an useless otaku, Levi was still the Grand Admiral of Hell's Navy and the Avatar of Envy —one of the most powerful demons in all of the Devildom. No one, no one was messing with his player two.

Satan 📚:

• Has the most subdued initial reaction of all the brothers. He's quiet, too quiet; if you mistook his silence for being unfeeling towards your situation, no one would blame you. But the truth is your recountment of the events that had occurred had lit a spark of fury in him, one that quickly grew into an enraged inferno that blazed through his veins and consumed every fiber of his being —he's only being as quiet as he is because he's trying to restrain himself. He doesn't want to scare you.

• The imbeciles that had dared to make such degrading and unwanted comments towards you certainly were no where close to being in Satan's good books now. The Avatar of Wrath is sorely tempted to track down the disgusting creatures responsible for your discomfort and make them pay for their actions right there and then, but when he registers the expression you're wearing he decides that justice can wait just a little longer to be delivered. You needed him right now.

• Pulls you into a warm embrace and runs his palm soothingly down the length of your spine. If you're feeling up to entertaining his inquiries, he has two questions that need answering: who were they and where could he find them?

• The people foolish enough to make such remarks to you disappear without a trace the next day, never to be seen in any of the three realms again. 

Asmodeus 💋:

• Asmo is no stranger to both making and receiving comments that are a little more sensual than the norm. Despite his instinctive need to flirt with everyone and everything that moves, however, he's the Avatar of Lust, not the Avatar of Disrespect. He knows where and when to draw a line with his remarks. If Asmo does go too far with his flirting, he takes it upon himself to back off immediately, take responsibility for his actions and/or words, and apologise. Taking the boundaries of others into consideration is incredibly important to him, and he doesn't tolerate anyone with the inability to treat others with basic decency and respect.

• Makes Lucifer give the two of you a day off; he wants to give you a day that's dedicated to you and solely you. The day's itinerary is left up to you. Asmo is willing to go along with whatever it is you feel like doing, be it staying home and watching DevilTube together or a night out on the town. What the both of you ultimately spend the day doing isn't important, Asmo's endgame is to demonstrate to you how you deserve to be treated.

Beelzebub 🍔:

• Stares at you with eyes round with disbelief. This pure cinnamon roll just cannot wrap his head around the idea of someone treating you in such a manner. You weren't an object to be toyed with, you were a person. A sentient being —no, an ethereal creature— with thoughts and feelings. Surely everyone knew that a human as special and irreplaceable as you had to be treated with the utmost respect; why would anyone say such things to you? To make matters worse, they didn't even apologise to you after learning that such words made you uncomfortable. What in Hell's Fire did they mean by asking you to "learn to take it as a compliment"? That wasn't a compliment in any of the three realms, that was harassment.

• The hailstorm of emotions that swirl in your eyes causes his heart to ache. Unsure of how else to comfort you, he offers you something that never fails to make him feel better —food. He brings you an abundance of your favourite snacks and desserts. And chocolate. Lots of chocolate. It's not much, but giving you food is the only thing that he can think of doing for you at the moment. He takes one of your hands in his as you tuck into the snacks that he's brought you and promises that no one will ever show you such disrespect ever again. Anyone who dared to would have to get through him first.

Belphegor 🛏:

• Perhaps you should have waited until Belphie had woken up from his afternoon nap before attempting to inform him of the events that had occurred, instead of trying to tell him before he dozed off. The Avatar of Sloth is incredibly drowsy and pretty out of it as he nods along to the sound of your voice, in a half hearted way that makes you wonder if he's even listening to you or if he's merely allowing your words to wash over him. When you've finished speaking, he pats your head gently and turns to his bed, more than ready for a trip to Dreamland. The second his head hits his pillow however, the words that you'd been trying to cram into his sleep addled mind suddenly hit him like a train. Well, he's certainly awake now.

• A wave of guilt washed over him. You had needed him then, and he wasn't there to shield you from those imbeciles. And you needed him now, but he was falling asleep before your eyes as you spoke.

• As an apology, he takes you into his arms and holds you against his chest in a warm embrace. He buries his face in your hair and whispers sweet nothings in your ear, reminding you that you were so much more than what those assholes made you out to be. That you weren't an object to be toyed with, you were a person...a human. His human.

#obey me #obey me game #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me headcanon #obey me shall we date headcanons #obey me reader insert #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #Obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #@un-beel-ievable #headcanons #reader insert

[ask-beel]

:3

*boop*

He smiles brightly, bending down a little so he can boop her nose back.

"This is a pretty late response, but I think it's never too late for boops. How have you been doing?"

#un-beel-ievable #beel answers

[asmo-avataroflust]

🥔 :3

Thank you for the potato, my dear! 😘💖

#mysteries solved #un-beel-ievable #[ lwlfqlxiw I love you ❤️❤️❤️❤️ ]