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the-milk-monarch · 5 months

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☣︎ Context - I am a dum dum and accidentally wrote a different story for Tyler bc I didn't understand the assignment well, or perhaps that's what you wanted? idk gee I love being autistic /s (from future/in making @yeetusdeefetus ask (Alejandro finished so far 💯))

【 TYLER GETS A CRUSH ON A GUY 】 Summary: After his (ex) girlfriend forgot who he is, Tyler focuses on his boy friend and protects him in a challenge. ☢︎ | masculine reader ☢︎ | Total Drama ☢︎ | Tyler

Tyler was drawn to you after he gave up on Lindsay, who forgot who he was.

He didn't know why, but he wanted to spent each minute with you.

He assumed it's because you were such a cool bro to hang out with.

And you knew his name!!

You were friends before, but most of the time he wanted to hang out with his (now ex) girlfriend, because she used to bring him so much joy.

But now that she forgot him, his attention focused on you.

One day however he started to think more about his dating life situation.

He wasn't quite sure what he felt, but after initial sadness of Lindsay not recognizing him he felt quite- fine??

He was still very unhappy, don't get him wrong, but he wasn't like- depressed.

That made him think about the possible reason, which made him think about you.

That realization hit him like a train.

He "likes girls!" after all.

As if on cue, you appeared on his radar.

You noticed he was looking kind of upset, but you weren't sure if you should approach.

After some thinking though you decided to finally walk up to him.

Once he noticed you nearing his way, he started acting more fidgety and anxious.

You asked if he's okay, to which he responded with a nervous and obviously trying to be cool "Of- Of course Y/N! Why do you ask??"

You carefully asked if it's because of Lindsay, trying to remain lighthearted and supportive towards him.

He stopped for a moment before responding, trying to find appropriate words.

"…Yeah! I just want my girlfriend to recognize me, you know??" He told you, although his expression changed to a more hesitant one.

You spotted his slightly pink cheeks and him side-eyeing you when you weren't looking.

"B-But I mean- They say there's lots of fish in the sea, eh??" He said, trying to lighten up the mood, in his own goofy way. "I will just search for the fish on land!"

You chuckled at his words that didn't make sense.

"Wait- There must be some odd fish that walk on land, right??" Tyler trailed off a little with his side thoughts about what he just said.

You laughed softly again.

"Well, we all were once fish that walked on land, so- I guess?" You say playfully, amused by your own conclusion.

He seems to be glad that you're not calling him stupid, and even a bit proud of himself.

"Well- In any case- If you don't have anyone to hang out with, feel free to come to me sometime." You put your hand on his shoulder in a friendly and supportive manner, which made Tyler's cheeks hotter.

"Eheh-" He mixed a bashful chuckle with "uhuh".

After that conversation Tyler was all over you in a few days.

It was like impressing Lindsay again, but this time it was you.

He tried to be smooth and low-key while catching your attention, but the whole team (even including you, being slightly suspicious about him) knew that he had a massive crush on you.

"Hey Y/N!" He waved at you once Chris announced that you'd need a partner on your next challenge coming up. "Y/N!! Here! Tyler! Do you wanna pair up?"

You sighed, keeping a defeated smile on your face. This man was killing you, but you enjoyed his silly behavior.

"Sure, Tyler, we can pair up," You approached him, making him let out a victorious and a bit goofy "yeah!".

Chris had made up yet another stupid and possibly dangerous challenge, where Chef would be firing items thru his cannon while you go do an obstacle course.

The cannon was a surprise, as Chris didn't disclose that to you all.

Chef had pointed the thing at you, letting it fire with a loud "boom".

A flying pillow flying at full speed almost hit you, but you managed to swiftly avoid it, letting out a quiet gasp.

Chris and Chef snickered at that.

Tyler noticed that you were in danger, so he quickly ran up to you, jumping in front of second object that was supposed to hit you.

The flying chicken toy and Tyler squeaked at the same time as it hit him.

You were worried something happened to him but he optimistically (albeit a bit in pain) raised his hand in a thumbs up.

Fortunately you both were able to complete the challenge without too many bruises.

Tyler was roughed up a bit, but he didn't wanna complain in front of you.

After you both were somewhere alone, you approached him to thank him for being your "hero".

He blinked at you once, processing the words that came out of your mouth, but after he did, he grinned proudly and a bit flustered.

"Yeah, it was nothing." He said while red on his cheeks matched his outfit.

"How shall I ever repay you?" You asked playfully.

"Oh, um…" He stopped for a moment, deep in thought. You chuckled softly, seeing how preoccupied he was with figuring that out.

You were feeling brave after today, being like 95% sure he was into you, so you decided to be a bit bold.

You kissed him on the cheeks while he was still in the process of figuring out what to respond, making his eyes go wider and his cheeks getting redder.

"Wow-" He muttered with his jaw widened a bit. "Is- Is that enough?" You asked, looking at his face in a bashful amusement.

"Hell yeah!" He grinned widely.

"… Wait- Does that mean I have to repay you for that kiss as well??"

#total drama x reader #td tyler x reader #total drama #headcanon #x reader #total drama tyler x reader #imagine #request #ask #masculine reader #masc!reader #masc reader #tyler

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underqualified-human · 1 year

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Nimh and Kelby: romantic headcanons [trans masc reader]

→ Request: Hi I was wondering if you could do Nimh, Kelby, Garret, and Dmitri from Blush Blush romantic headcannons with a trans masc reader if that’s to many characters you can just do Nimh and Kelby thank you

→ A/N: I think I’ve stated this before but once again: I am not trans and if I said something incorrect please correct me.

Lighter note - I headcanon Kelby as being Afrikaans South African [source: He has no confirmed nationality and likes rugby also I’m South African and said so]

→ Warnings: Mentions of doctor's appointments/hospitals

→ Fandom: Blush Blush

→ Genre: Headcanons

→ Pronouns: He/Him

Nimh:

I feel like he has a lot of random medical knowledge saved, so he likes to share some facts with you- It’s his love language

His search history is filled with stuff like “What to get boyfriend for anniversary” and “Good date ideas”

Definitely blushes while holding hands

Really into cooking for you - Whether you’re exhausted from work or excitedly helping him, he just loves feeling useful and wanted

Insists on carrying all the bags when you go shopping

Library dates <3

Knows how stressful doctor’s appointments can be so he’s very supportive

He likes to dance and is definitely the type to sway to music playing on the kitchen radio

Finds quotes from books that remind him of you and leaves them around for you to find

Kelby:

Calls you ‘Bro’ and ‘My guy’ but affectionately [also calls you ‘Bokkie’]

Wants you to join him on his morning jogs, but understands if you don’t join [still ends up waking you at like - 5 AM]

Likes to make you meals but isn’t very good at it - hope you like protein shakes!

Invites you to all his matches and is super sad if you can’t make it

Please take his vuvuzela away he blows it whenever he’s excited/trying to support you - which is basically always

Honestly is the type of guy to give you money as a gift because he’s too nervous to get you something you won’t like

Matching couple’s shirts are the peak of romance [If lost please return to Y/N + I’m Y/N]

I have the feeling he’s scared of hospitals so you’ll probably end up calming him down

Rock-paper-scissors decides who makes dinner

Tagging: @yeetusdeefetus [requester]

#aries writing #male reader #blush blush #blush blush x reader #blush blush kelby #blush blush nimh #blush blush nimh x reader #blush blush game #blush blush kelby x reader

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time-to-art · 6 months

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Featuring

Michael Morbius the traveling dampire doctor beast barbarian (played by @yeetusdeefetus )

Theodore 'Theo' Grank the kenku fighter/artificer who got isekaied to Fearun (played by my brother)

(Guest starring Bill the awakened horse)

When the party unknowingly had a dampire sometimes they need to go off alone for a meal.

Sadly when your cowboy is sleeping outside because he can't bring his horse into the church, this leads to questions

Theo:where are you going?

Michael(rolling deception):I need to pee.

T(insight check):why don't you tell me the truth now?

M(lies again):fine its a number 2.

T(not buying it):the real reason.

M(knows this bird isn't from around here):this a number 3.

T(now thinking number 3 is thing):your bluffing, what's your REAL reason.

M(still thinks he has a chance): fine, i need to go number 5.

T(confused but unruffled):the real real reason.

M(caving): fine I'm a dampire.

T(fails the insight check):the truth now

T:(turns to asks his horse what the heck a 'dampire' is)

M:(skitters on out of there)

#my art #digital art #dnd #dnd party #dnd dampire #dnd kenku #funny

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milqueandsugar · 2 years

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I’m sending something’s for you but you get to guess which ones

-yeetusdeefetus

I don't think you realize how dumb I am lol

#just chatting

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dmc-tings · 3 years

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The four Lord's accidentally hurting their s/o during an argument

Alcina Dimitrescu

She was BEYOND PISSED

You had gone to hangout with her brutish brother, Heisenberg

Again

Without her knowing

She didn't mind, as long as you told her

But it seemed like you made it a POINT to leave without doing so

"Alcina, I'm a grown (man/woman/person) I can go as I please!"

"Oh forgive me for treating you like a child! As your behavior has shown me!"

She stood tall and stiff, arguing with you

And you stood (as tall as you could), glaring at her with defiance

Alcina was sheathing and unsheathing her long claws behind her back

Trying not to slice her beloved's head off

But when you got like this, it was rather difficult

You threw your hands up, in anger

"This is the shit, Heisenberg, is talking about!! You use your height to talk down on everyone!! And it-"

She swung her hand to shut you up

And.... well it did shut you up

Her claws had been out

Slicing your midsection open, effectively gutting you

Before you could hit the ground, the Draculina caught you

And rushed you to her chambers, where the maids started to care for you

She never left your side, holding your hand

Once cleaned, sewn up and bandaged, the chambermaids left your both alone

There she sat for days, for her it felt like months, years... and eternity even

You finally woke up and looked at her

For the first time in almost a century, Alcina let herself be human

Large, fat tears where streaming down her face

Though she made no sound and you couldn't see her eyes

You knew by how hard she tightened her grip on your hand

That she was relieved and desperately sorry

"Im sorry too, you know... I should be more careful about your feelings. And-"

She cut you off

This time with her lips, forgiving you with no words

Angie and Donna Beneviento

On very, very, very rare occasions would you and Donna argue

And this was such a time

You had wanted to go into the village

But Donna, insisted you stay home, just for a bit

This, for whatever reason, pissed you off

"Your so goddamned controlling, Donna! Is it a big fucking problem for me to want to be alone, just for a few hours!?"

She never would say anything back, she didn't have to

The pollen would do it for her

Through narrowed eyes, she made you see the worst

Your angry ranting stopped

You saw your family's deaths replaying

Right. In. Front. Of. You.

Your mother crashing in to a dark river, your brother slashing his arms, bleeding out, and your father going mad, setting the family home on fire, letting himself burn alive

You knew none of this was true, but.... it felt so real...

You fell to your knees, weeping, but making no noise

Letting the tears fall, you sat back pulling your knees to your chest

Donna and Angie both knew it was going a bit too far

"Great!! Now (he/she/they're) broken!" Angie fussed

Donna made the illusion dissappear, feeling bad about what she had done

You were curled up, holding yourself

Angie, was already at your side, uncharacteristically, trying to soothe you

Donna kneeled on front of you, wiping your tears

You all sat like this for hours

Finally, you calmed down

"Donna-"

She shushed you, pulling you into her arms

You hugged her and Angie

This is how you all forgave one another

And it always worked

Salvatore Moreau

He never liked it when you got like this...

You could be come so rageful

And it scared and confused him

All he asked was "Darling? Will you help me decide which experiment to send to Mother?"

And you exploded, throwing things and yelling at him

"EVERYTHING YOU DO IS FOR MIRANDA!! WHAT ABOUT ME!? IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!"

This continued, until you threw a knife in his direction

It just barely missed hitting him

This caused him to explode as well

Like Donna, he rarely argues but that was the last straw

You stopped your rampage to watch his

He finally turned into his MASSIVE other form

And rushed off

You realized that you were to blame for this

So you followed him to the Reservoir

Watching him let out his anger out in the water and surrounding area

Him, not knowing you followed, bashed into some of the rocks

Causing them to fall, on top of you

Luckily, you jumped far enough away, not to get completely covered

You screamed as your leg got caught in the rockfall

Moreau hear it, transformed back and rushed to you

Uncovering the rocks, and pulled you to him

Quickly he made a tourniquet and gently pulled you to safety

"Im sorry, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were there, my Precious..."

He continued to whimper apologies to you

You cut him off, "No... im sorry, I shouldn't explode like that..."

You both sat in comfortable silence, knowing that this would happen again

Probaly

Karl Heisenberg

You both were HEATED

You simply asked him to help you out a bit with some chores

To which he exploded

Throwing harsh and colorful words at you

"Ungrateful lazy bitch." Was hastily thrown at you

To which you retaliated with, "Piece of shit garbage."

Not caring about the floating debris, you tried to leave

Which Heisenberg blocked your way, a bit too aggressive

Not bothering to look at what he did

One of the flying slabs of metal sliced open your arm

Almost cutting it off

Though Karl didn't look at you, but your screech made him whirl around

Anger gone, when he saw your blood pouring out on to the floor

He rushed to your side, ripping his shirt into makeshift bandages

As he was wrapping you up, you started to pass out due to bloodloss

For the first time, in the longest time, Heisenberg felt himself panic

"Y/N! Stay with me, please!! Dont-"

You lost consciousness

He stood up and pulled you into his arms and rushed to Dimitrescu Castle

Kicking the large door in, he demanded that Lady D help

She was about to refuse, but saw the tears streaming down his face

And an eyeful of you bleeding out

She quickly snapped at her chambermaid's to help you

A few hours passed, with Heisenberg pacing outside of the room where you were being cared for

When the door opened he pushed past the maid, to your side

You looked at him, wanting to hit him

But softened up seeing this rugged man crying and apologizing for his outburst

You couldn't get him to shut up

And he held your hand like a life line

You petted his head with your other hand

Once he calmed down, you started to laugh

Karl looked at you like you lost your mind

"What the FUCK are you laughing at!? I almost took your gotdamn arm off!! I-"

"I... i..." You wheezed, " I forgot why we were arguing."

Karl looked up thoughtfully, "Damn. So did i."

He leaned forward and gave you a kiss

"Still... im sorry."

#resident evil 8 #karl heisenberg #resident evil village #salvatore moreau #donna beneviento #lady dimitrescu #resident evil #angie and donna #angie beneviento #@yeetusdeefetus #angie and donna beneviento x reader #karl heisenberg x reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #salvatore moreau x reader

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bittydragon · 3 years

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“I’m so sorry I didn’t see you there” with giant Philza and tiny Tommy

“I’m so sorry, I didn’t see you there mate.”

Tommy looked up, slightly annoyed. Giants were absolute idiots, they knew they were in an integrated society and incidents where giants bumped a tiny with a shoe or hand were still very common. At least death rates by giants had decreased, not really injuries though.

Tommy scoffs at the giant and turns away.

“Watch where you’re going next time.” The giant laughed at that and sat down on the giant bench right by the smaller bench for humans. They both sat there in silence until Tommy became annoyed once more.

“Y’know, if you’re here to bug me and not wait for the bus, I’d suggest you move along you giant idiot.” The giant didn’t seemed to be deterred by the boy’s words, only sending the human a kind smile.

“Actually, I am waiting on the bus. I will admit though, I’m about ready to walk home. I think there’s a storm coming soon.” Tommy nodded. There was supposed to be a storm coming, which is why Tommy was waiting for the bus and hoping it came before the rain hit. The rumble of thunder in the distance was not reassuring.

“And that’s the sign for me to get walking,” the giant paused and looked to Tommy, seemingly in thought for a moment. “You need a lift mate? I’m not sure the bus will be here before the rain hits.”

Tommy wanted to decline, but the giant was probably right. And if he was kidnapped, that would be a fun story to tell, so he stood up with the giant.

“Yea, I guess that would be nice. Let’s try for no kidnapping though, alright?” The giant laughed again.

“Wasn’t planning on it kid. Hop on!” The giant set his hand next to Tommy, palm up so he could easily climb on. Tommy hopped on, eager to hopefully miss the rain. This giant seemed nice enough, he’ll be fine. Probably.

#yeetusdeefetus #bitty reply #tiny!tommy #giant!phil #mcyt gt #drabble

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yourfaveisdefinitelyalive · 2 years

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CT-5555 from Star Wars: The Clone Wars is definitely still alive!

Requested by @yeetusdeefetus

#yourfaveisdefinitelyalive #ct 5555 #fives clone wars #the clone wars #the clone wars spoilers #denial go brr brr

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undercoverwizardninjaturtle · 4 years

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A long night Prolouge: a ROTTMNT fanfiction (rewritten 2022)

Summary: The purple masked turtle looked back to Hueso, again he couldn't help but take notice of the bruises and dirt under the normal sterile turtles nails ,” Hueso,” he started, “ it all started yesterday, the longest night of my life.”

Word count: 1385 Pairing: None, less then none

Rating: G

Who to blame: @sallychoasaura and @yeetusdeefetus

Now you might be asking yourself “wait! Charmy already wrote this!” And I did, except I want to work on it again and wasn’t happy with the way I had rewritten it. So now it’s cleaner and more tolerable, and I hope y’all enjoy it again

Run of the Mill Pizza never knew a moment's peace.

From the moment Hueso opened the doors and barely dodged a rampaging crowd, to at night when he had to chase those same customers out with a broom, he didn’t have a moment's rest. Not that Hueso could blame them, it wasn’t easy living in a Human city, and as far as he knew, he was one of the only establishments in New York that provided accommodations for humans, yokai, and mutants. Well, other then Middle of the Road Pizza a few streets away, but they were less of a rival then they were a blight; he would consider Big Mama’s hotel but at least Hueso’s pizza was legal.

‘Course now after twelve simultaneous retirement parties (which somehow ended in a giant fight between all of them) Hueso was finally able to sink into a chair (that he had been using as a weapon a moment ago) and sprawl his limbs out.

“You ok, boss?”

Hueso finishes wiping off his face in time to see a glass of water being offered to him, “Thank you Lex.” he takes a long drink for the first taste of water he’s had in hours, “I just pulled something tossing out one of those mutants,”

“The pig one that sweat a lot and kept criticizing our meat?”

“Si, that bitch.” Hueso stretches again. For the first time all night his business was empty. The only evidence that they had been busy were the scattered napkins and new bite marks in the tables. The only person who stayed behind was Lennox, one of his newer and younger hires that towered above everyone, as most dragon yokai did, with dark gray scales, but with a leaner form and a gentle look in his brown eyes. Hueso slumped into one of the clean tables, “Sit, we can take a break for a bit.”

Lex looks around the room for a moment, undoubtedly making sure there wasn't a customer hiding (again) before he sits down on the other side, just as a knock echoing from the kitchen causes the two to both sigh loudly. Hueos waves as Lex braces to stand up, “I got it, relax for a bit.” Truth be told it wasn’ unusual for him to get ‘off hour customers’, namely those who couldn’t afford to pay and were too proud to come in during business hours. He always saved as much food as he could for him especially with the influx of the mutants in the city.

As Hueso makes his way back to the kitchen, he presses a hand to the middle of his back to relieve some of the pressure, putting on a patient smile. But as he opens the portal of his back door that smile immediately falls back into a scowl, “Oi vey.”

“Hey Boneman,” Leo offers a weak wave.

“No, NO, Not today,” His migraine was coming back in droves, “It's one thing when you harass me as paying customers-”

“Thanks, you shouldn’t have!” Leo ducked ,” Come on D-“

“Wait a minute –“Hueso spun around but not in time to keep Donatello, who he just noticed was there too, duck in after his brother. Before he could curse his bad luck, Leo walked smack dab into Lex. Causing the red slider to yelp in surprise, jumping back, “Holy-“

“Need help boss?” Lex asked, glaring down at Leo with enough heat to set a fire. Which had probably occurred to Leo as well, since he was now hiding behind Donatello. But then he saw that one of Leo's eyes was swollen shut, his mask cast with a sheen of dirt. He glanced back at Donatello only to see he was in the same condition, except he was half asleep, holding his ruined mechanical shell to his chest with his cheek resting on it. The two of them shared enough bruises to nearly change their foundation for their skin, Leo has a grip around his brother's shoulders as though he was afraid he’d fall asleep right on the spot, “We wouldn't be here but we’re too tired to get back home. Can we crash here for a little bit?” Donatello asks.

Hueso may be tired but he was never heartless, waving his hand tiredly at Lex, “It is fine, they can stay.” It is almost worth the incoming headache to see Donnie and Leo both light up. Leo moves as though he’s about to throw his arms around Hueso but he raises his hand again, “Go get a seat, are either of you hungry?”

“STARVIN’” Hueso should have known it was a dumb question as Leo’s eyes lit up, “I’ll take a bucket of mint chocolate ice ream, a bottle of hot sauce,” Leo looks to his half asleep brother,”You?”

“Oyster crackers. A bucket of oyster crackers.”

Well, if they were going to be leeches, at least they were cheap leeches. “Go take a seat. But you're cleaning up after yourselves,” Hueso says with a wave, Leo responds with a gesture he can only assume is a salute and walks behind Donnie to guide him forward by the shoulders into the restaurant. After a moment there's a sound of pans hittin the floor, a convenient cat screeching, and the swinging doors causing Hueso to drag a hand down his face

“You sure you don't want me to kick them out?”

“No no it's fine, they’re good kids.” he says even though he wasn't sure he believed it half the time, “They just happen to be more annoying than a dog that’s stolen your leg. I’ll get what they need. Why don’t you enjoy your break in my office?”

Lex glares at the dining room door before huffin out smoke through his nostrils, “If they bother you too much let me know,” he says before walking away, disappearing into said office. Bless that kid, Lex was a little paranoid but loyal. But considering the last time one of those turtles showed up ended in a unicorn stampede he really couldn't blame him. Hueso hovers around the kitchen, grabbing the hot sauce and dumping a bag of oyster crackers into a soup bowl (a bucket didn't seem very sanitary). Before he grabbed the ice cream he made sure to get his first aid kit from under the sink

By the time he finally joins them in the dining room, the two of them are slumped in the same side of a booth. Only jolting awake when Hueso rapped the table top, the two jumping awake, “You can at least be awake when you eat.” At first Leo blinks around in a way that makes Hueso think that he forgot where he was at until he sees the food, “Bless you Boneman, bless all your bones.” before tearing open the ice cream and twistin off the hot cause cap and dumping all the liquid inside stirring the horrific contents inside. If Hueso had a stomach it would have twisted inside out. Leo takes two bites with a blissful look on his face before spotting the first aid kit. “Thanks Boneman,” he says pulling open the first aid kit and poking around the contents, Hueso knew for a fact that Leonardo always carried a personalized first aid kit and the fact he didn’ have it raised not only Huesos interest but his concern, “I am assuming you two have had a long night?”

A pained tired noise escapes Donnie, that Hueso almost can’t recognize as a laugh, as he raises his head from its resting position Hueso looks to Leo as he readies a bottle of alcohol in his hands and a napkin in the other before turning to Donnie. It was only then that Hueso noticed the scratches on the soft shell turtle's shoulders. They probably had been deep enough to bleed at one point Leo started to clean at them with the alcohol. But whether they didn't hurt enough to warrant a reaction or Don was too tired to react he didn't know, “So, since you're darkening my doorstep, do I get to ask what happened?”

“Why don’t you ask him?” Don jerks his head towards the turtle tending to his shoulder

“Me?!” Leo was often so dramatic Hueso couldn't tell if he was being sincere or melodramatic. Or both,”I'm a victim here!”

“ No I'M the victim here, because of you I had one of my battle shells destroyed, I was in JAIL, and worst of all, I’ve seen things that I can never unsee,”

“Yeah! I know ‘cause I was THERE Donaldathen! Do you think I had fun?!” Leo demands. Despite his tone and volume he gently places the gauze on Don’s shoulders and tapes them in place, “I was tricked! I Betrayed! Bamboozled and Yamboozled-”

“Yamboozled?” Hueso asks

“-YAMBOOZLED!” HE repeats louder, “Where’s my sympathy?!”

“My sympathy died with my innocence!”

Seeing as Hueso hosted crime bosses at least once a month, he was not unfamiliar with arguments breaking out in his restaurant. But with a finely tuned clearing of his throat the two brothers looked to him, “Now, not that I don't love having you two intruding my place of work after hours and regaling me with half a tale, but would it kill you two to fill me in on what happened?”

The brothers look at each other for a moment, Donatello quirks his brow, “Leo-”

“No, NO! We swore behind that vegan Arby’s to never talk about it again! We made a twin promise!”

“Just because you shook my hand when I passed out does not make a twin deal!” Don reaches past Leo into the first aid kit and pulls out a instant ice pack, cracking it before slapping it over Leo’s eye hard enough to make him yelp loudly and glare over at the purple turtle before reaching up to hold the ice pack in place, “Shell hole, I was gentle with you.”

Donatello seems to ignore his brother for a moment as he turns forward to look at Hueso. It wasn’ exactly a secret that Donatello didn’t get a lot of sleep, he was the only person Hueso knew who drank coffee with pizza, but between the dirt caked under Donatello’s normally pristine nails and eyes dark enough to either be bruises or exhaustion, maybe both, it wasn’t hard to see that Heuso was in for a hell of a story.

“Hueso.” Donatello starts, “It all started yesterday, the longest night of my life.”

#rottmnt #rise of teenage mutant ninja turtles #leo #tmnt #donnie #teenage mutant ninja turtles #senor hueso #leo and donnie centered fanfiction #fanfiction #undercoverwizardninjaturtle

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time-to-art · 1 year

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I DECAPITATED HIM!!!

Our group were playing a campaign that we are a few weeks in and we are out running a lord of an important town ( cough we killed his son cough) . He sends his strongest group of defenders to kill/ capture us. But as me ( the bard) and my friend ( the warlock. @briefly-decaffinated-writer) made an escape plan our barbarian ( @yeetusdeefetus) tried to get a few hits in… using the op sword we stole from a npc earlier, he rolled a nat 20 cutting off the guys head. Best nat of the night!

#dnd oc #dnd #digital art #my art #oh that bitch dead dead #blood #tw decapitated head

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dmc-tings · 3 years

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Is it ok if I ask for The four lords all help afab reader on their period

Of course!! Thank you for being specific!!

Alcina Dimitrescu

Oof. It's been years since she's had to deal with any of that

Though the blood catches her attention

You have to wave her off of you

But for the most part, during this time she's the most tender and loving

You live in the Dimitrescu Castle, so all your needs are taken care of by the maids

But at your request, she sat near or in the bed with you

She still remembers the pain of cramps, mood swings and cravings

BTW this woman gives the BEST CUDDLES!!

And the loveliest back rubs

"Love. Do you need anything? I can have the maids get or fix you anything you like."

It's usually met by a grumble and you reaching your hand from under the blankets, doing a grabby motion

She knows that cuddles are the only thing needed

Though loving and caring, her vampire nature gets the worst of her smelling the blood

If you let her, she WILL drink from you

But that's for you to decide

But other than that she can quell her desires to comfort you

Overall wholesome woman

Angie and Donna Beneviento

Thankfully because of Mother Miranda's gift Donna doesn't have to deal with this personally anymore

But she's very sensitive to you specifically

And especially when you whimper out in pain

She's quick to come to your aid

With tea and other herbals for you

She is a herbalist after all

The things she gives you are naturally grown in her own sun room

She also knows the best ways to message your areas of uncomfort

There are no maids here, but Donna doesn't mind catering to every one of your needs

And Angie makes the other dolls work for the three of you...

So that's covered

Donna is more than happy to lay next to you all day

She too, needs the rest, due to the meetings and the doll making

Angie is quick to give you sweets and milk

Donna has said against this but Angie wants to spoil you

Best of both worlds here

Salvatore Moreau

Poor fish man

He has NO clue what he's doing

Fast (as he can) he tends to your hurting

Will call Lady Dimitrescu or Donna over into the reservoir

Donna and Angie always come to help, not Alcina

But Donna brings over some teas for you and will leave quickly

He's tentative to your cramps

His cold hands soothe you (if your overheating)

And he can warm his body to his command

Sometimes you can get a bit snippy

But never insulting to him

Moreau is patient with you though, and always ready for you to let your anger loose on him

But you don't, he gets enough of that shit from the others

Heisenberg likes to come visit you both, to bother your fish man

The moment he steps out of line, you go for his throat

Only to be pulled back into your bed by Moreau

Who tucks you, in humming gently

He may not talk well, but his singing voice is wonderful

And he'll lull you to sleep with a lullaby his real mother used to sing to him

It soothes you, like a siren

As you fall asleep, you hold his hand

Karl Heisenberg

Hammer boi has to what?

Your body is WHAT!?

Karl is baffled at what the HELL he's supposed to do

All work, by him is stopped

Why are you so damned needy!?

You want cuddles, then you want cake, then you want to punch him

It's too confusing

When you DO make him go away he hids all the way in the Factory, as low as he can go

Just to be called all the way back up to him

Normally, he'd just get angry, but it's YOU

His Kitten, so he just tiredly goes all the way back up

Luckily he's built like a campfire, a large one to boot

So when cuddles do ensue, you make him wrap his arms around you

And place his hands right on wherever your hurting

He grumbles something fierce about not being able to work on his army

But he falls asleep just as fast as you do

The mood swings are another shock in itself

One minute your crying, the next your all sweet and kinds, then your ready to fight him

After the first few months he's gotten pretty good at knowing when to go around you

And when not to

Sends the lycans and probaly a Varcolac as well, to keep you company

They know not to fight back when you hit at them

For the most part, Heisenberg stays with you

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