#A WIFE

[lightlycareless]

So apparently gege said that most sorcerers live alone so they know how to cook and whatnot? Hahahaha obviously us Naoya stans know DIFFERENTLY he needs A WIFE for that and I'm more than ready :)))))

#leaf.talks #a WIFE #WAAAAIIIIIFFFFFFF

[saltynovember]

So my friend told me the other day that Netherlands uses different second person pronouns depending on the nation he wants to address in the jpn manga. So I checked and turns out she’s right.

Hetalia World Stars ep 445. Here, you can see Netherlands calling Japan “Ome (おめ)”

...and Netherlands addressing Germany, Italy, and America/Anglosphere “Wamera (わめら)”. These words are both Fukui Prefecture dialects so its difficult (even for jpn readers) to recognize the precise nuances each pronoun hold.

Thus I looked up a dialect dictionary online to confirm the meaning of each second person pronoun Ned used. This is where the fangirl screaming begins.

おめ (Ome): Can be translated to common word “Anataあなた”. “You” but for person you are close to, such as a friend or spouse/wife.

わめ (Wame): Fukui dialect of “Omaeお前”. "You", but not for people you really like. Very casual, sorta bad way to call people.

わめら (Wamera): “We” or “you guys”. Plural noun of “Wame”.

Oh Netherlands...you could have simply used ''Omera (plural noun of Ome)" for Germany, Italy, and America...instead you chose to walk a gayer path. You bastard.

#Ome: 'You' used to call ​a friend or a wife. #a friend or a wife #a wife #is ​Hima passive aggressively throwing gay crumbs to the readers again #i am slowly going out of order by all the brainrot #nedpan

[wecanbeperfect]

ESTHER'S BANQUET FOR THE KING

Esther 7:3 Then Esther the queen answered and said, If I have found favour in thy sight, O king, and if it please the king, let my life be given me at my petition, and my people at my request:

#A Woman of God #A Wife #A Queen #A More Perfect Tabernacle #Jesus Christ #The Son of God #Glory to God #The Father

[farthaz]

I think it's a good time to show them loving each other bc why not

#i love them so much #they make me cry #my little babies #redeemed durge find happiness #a wife #a cottage #and a family #shadowheart #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #dark urge #durge x shadowheart #oc:jorgmund

[judas-isariot]

Everybody want to be Luigi.

#he got everything #a cool brother #a wife #a dinosaur husband #a doggo (who is also a ghost) #a ghost husband #a mansion #a kart #a circuit #shit tons of money #luigi #everybody want to be him #everbody want him #dream #statement #true

[venting402]

watching Steven Grant videos and

ALL things considered, I mean every single little detail of the show and I’m sure even more to come, he handled everything exceptionally well

#a whole other person shares his body #an Egyptian god is in business with said person #a WIFE #EVEN MORE TOO #I need him and Eddie Brock to have a convo RIGHT NOW #Steven Grant #poor guys haven’t even had the chance to realize when one doesn’t know wtf gone on when they lose consciousness #and the other doesn’t either #it would bring both of them to a situation they had to endure separately so at least they have each other now #I hope I have used the right terminology pertaining to the system

[bigwizardhat]

my cat stopping me from petting her

#my wife made this gif and it’s too good not to use

[whatalphamenwant]

#sexy titts #big tiddy gf #amazing body #beautiful #beauty #perfect wife

[indra-sexygirl]

Because perfect boobs…

#beauty #mavrin #perfect wife #amazing body #sexy pose #perfection #sexy breast #so yummy #soumission #open shirt #so hot 🔥🔥🔥 #beauttiful girls #tumblr girls

[notherpuppet]

Role reversal AU

#pov: the most devious up-and-coming gangster checks into you and your wife’s redemption hotel #Charlie being alastor’s role model would be so funny #and he would be such a little punk as he tries to use the her resources and power to build his own and become an overlord #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #charlie morningstar #vaggie #alastor #my doods #role reversal AU

[crabanarchy]

i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing

#hey guys I made this post. it's not that funny #my wife made me add these tags

[and-fishing-equipment]

#polls #nature #which one are you wifeing you guys

[teathattast]

#sanrio #i miss my wife

[wecanbeperfect]

THE COURAGE OF ESTHER

Esther 5:2 And it was so, when the king saw Esther the queen standing in the court, that she obtained favour in his sight: and the king held out to Esther the golden sceptre that was in his hand. So Esther drew near, and touched the top of the sceptre.

#Courage #A Woman of God #Esther #A Maid turned Queen #A Wife #A More Perfect Tabernacle #Jesus Christ #The Son of God #Glory to God #The Father

[ladysqueakinpip]

guys hot uquiz was just discovered but I'm taking it about 100 yrs too late. anyways everyone share how wifeable you are.

THE WIFE RATING SCALE 1929

#THIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY TO ME... #i am completely unwifeable by 1929s standards #anyways im such a catch... any takers? 💅 #this is stupid #i HAVE to know whether the nail polish question added or subtracted from your total wife rating #i LOVE red nail polish i NEED to know if that would have made me slutty in 1929

[fandomsandfeminism]

Yall wanna hear a kinda funny, kinda sad story about my grandmother and hetero-normativity?

Ok, so... when my grandmother was in her 50s (I was an infant), she met a woman at the Unitarian Church. And, as can happen when you meet your soul mate, this event made it impossible for her to deny parts of herself that she had fiercely hidden her whole life.

All the drama- their affair being found out, the divorce with my grandfather, the court battle over who got the house, happened while I was a baby. Even in my earliest memories, it's just Mama Jo and Oma, and my grandfather lived elsewhere (first his own apartment, then a nursing home, then with us.)

But here's the thing- no one ever explained any of this to me. No one ever sat down and was like "hey, Rosie, so do you know what a lesbian is?" It was the 90s. It was Texas. I think my mom was still kinda processing all this, and just assumed that like... I was gonna figure it out. Don't mention it, let it just be normal. Like I think my mom thought that if she explained the situation, she would be making it weird? I dunno.

But like. In the 90s, in all the movies I had seen and books I had read, do you know how many same sex couples I had seen? Like. 0. Do you know how many "platonic best friend/roommates" I had seen? A lot. I had no context, is what I'm saying.

I literally thought this was a Golden Girls, roommates, besties situation until I was like...I dunno, 11? 12?

It was actually their parrot, an African Grey named Spike, imitating my grandmothers voice saying "Johanna, honey, it's getting late", that triggered the MIND BLOWN moment as I realized that *there's only one master bedroom and it only has 1 waterbed* when all the pieces finally clicked.

Anyway. I think it's a real important thing for kids to know queer people exist, for a lot of reasons, but also because kids can be clueless and it's embarrassing to have your grandmother be outted by a parrot because everyone just thought you'd figure it out on your own.

Anyway, here is my grandma and her wife, my Oma, after they moved to Albuquerque to be artsy gay cowboys and live their best life. They helped run a "Lesbian Dude Ranch" out there (basically just with funding and financial support. As Oma has explained "traditionally, most lesbians don't have a lot of money" so they wrote the checks and let the younger ladies actually run the ranch.)

#this is the grandmother who passed away unexpectedly earlier this month #she was so cool yall #and so weird #they got married twice by the way once when Massachusetts legalized it and once when New Mexico did #they hiked the grand canyon together #they had a european river cruise planned for this fall #she was 89 and she wanted to see the whole world with her wife #and they were working on it #literally i thought they were roommates #and there was only one bed