Just wanted to take a moment and say: I do not apologize for how fucking annoying I'm going to be about Good Omens S2.
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Hawa Mahel at Tijara fort; doing my best impression of hamlet's ghost hanging out round ramparts being buffeted by winds.
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Feel free to ignore this ask, but the tags on Wheat Thick say Pangur exploded her skeleton??? I just, what? Was it a case of cat ate rabbit or did Pangur jump on Wheat Thick?
after Wheat Thick died, I had her skeleton preserved and mounted. Pangur, uh, un-mounted it.
every pet is tagged with their name on my blog, so if you have any questions about recent events you can always look through pangur-and-grim.tumblr.com/tagged/[name]
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a silly shoujo concept with jade where he picks up your notebook after you've left it in class. resourceful eel that he is, he flips through the pages out of curiosity. he's certain he'll just find your notes or doodles you've made out of boredom, but it never hurts to pry just a little. he won't tell a soul if he finds anything embarrassing. certainly not!
to his surprise, he finds a bucket list of sorts, which details all of the things you hope to accomplish by the end of your time at nrc. you're quite methodical about this list. there are academic goals. personal goals. social goals. you've checked some of them off: do well on this year's midterm. commit to an exercise routine. make more friends. etc. etc.
but then he happens upon the romantic goals. things like holding hands, kissing, cuddling, going on dates, sharing meals... he reads through every item on this specific list and finds himself blushing like a lovestruck maiden. it's not because of the nature of this list but, rather, the notes you've made in the margin: possible people to try this with: jade leech?
and his name is the only one you've written! :O is this...an indirect love confession? do you have feelings for him? is now a good time to hopefully try to kindle a deeper bond with you after he's spent so much time pining from the sidelines??????
tl;dr - jade wants to be the one to complete the goals on your romance list, but you're too prideful (and suspicious of him) to admit you'd ever think of him in such a light! that's too embarrassing! too much opportunity to be exploited. and jade's a bit of a shameless coward.
so he decides there's only one solution: he's going to try to court you. the mer way. the human way would be much too obvious, after all. ^^;;;;
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The main premise of the first Shazam movie will always be funny.
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Dazai, Post-Meursault
Dazai: Hey, wanna hear a joke? Here goes!
Dazai: My ex-partner still misses me…
Dazai: But his aim is getting better!
Sigma, unconscious: …
Dazai: His aim is getting better!
Nikolai, clutching Fyodor’s arm: …
Dazai: Y’see, it’s funny cuz —
Chuuya: I should’ve actually killed you.
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