#ALL OF THE NO CHILDREN INTRO

[drawfee-quot3s]

i see.. england

i see...

france!

i see jacob's underpantS!!

where?

inside myy overpants

- julia, karina, jacob, + nathan

#i have been absent my children im so sorry #currently binging all the drawfee i missed #my laptop was dead and i left my charger in wales ;( #cloud shapes drawing challenge #also the intro to this episode reads like a sonic fandub #drawfee #drawfee quotes #drawfee video #jacob andrews #jacob drawfee #karina farek #karina drawfee #nathan yaffe #nathan drawfee #julia lepetit #julia drawfee #the whole gang is here

[frenchiepal]

✨new introduction :3

#i looked at so many intro templates but all of them were for children #so i made my own sucky version <33 #jay speaks

[rohirric-hunter]

I'm going to make a series of mods called 'It's Not a Bug, It's a Feature' specifically designed to make Skyrim worse and less playable.

#Children can fly but they cant land #All weapon enchantments have had their values increased to 40000 starting #Surprise! I manually deleted all the facegen data #Actually no not that one scratch that one #I swapped a bunch of models around randomly and renamed every interactive object in the world to random Latin words #Sometimes buckets are secretly dragons #Sometimes dragons are secretly buckets #One that just sets the final boss of bleak falls barrow to essential so you cant progress the game #I deleted the floors in all nord ruins (inspired by a fun mod conflict I had when I first started) #Ulfric Stormcloak follows you everywhere #He's not hostile or anything he's just there #You've seen mods that replace frostbite spiders with nords #now get ready for the mod that replaces nords with frostbite spiders #They are hostile and passive and quest-essential NPCs have also been replaced #The cc fishing but all you pull up are daedric artifacts #Beds can now walk around and may strike up a forced conversation with the player about the last person to sleep on them #(Somehow this was always maven blackbriar. She eats crackers in bed btw) #Also the beds are always hostile after this conversation ends #Getting arrested makes your hands bound like they are in the intro #You have to track down hadvar or ralof to untie you again every time

[coconut530]

🔥

#Nevermore #Nevermore Webtoon #Webtoon #an. episode #Like wow #that intro sequence was so epic #Again TENTACLES #WHAT IS THEIR SIGNIFICANCE #MEMORIES?? #IDK #anyway THE FAMS #AND NAMES #Vandernacht is actually a pretty sick name #Like if Lenore’s name wasn’t cool enough: Lenore Vandernacht #And her… parents #Thaddeus and Lucille Vandernacht :/ #I love how Anna’s like “oh dude I could checkmate you in under two seconds just wait” #I wonder like… Lucille are you good #I guess because your only son and heir died and now you’re pretending like your daughter doesn’t exist #So it’s like your children are all gone and it’s just you and your husband #She’s probably not good #Also Annabel are you good #It makes sense for her to have anxiety but also poor bby… #Also that vision at the end just AUGHHHHHHHHH #NOT WHAT I NEED HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAA #But it’s fine she’s heroically riding to their house and being epic #OH AND IT’S ACTUALLY FINE BC HER PARENTS AREN’T THERE AHHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAA #oh this is great #Uhhh yeah cool ep excited to see the rest of the flashback ok byeeeeee #Also if you saw me post this yesterday no you didn’t 😂

[bambeebirdie]

Alright so I just finished Earthspark and boy fucking howdy do I have opinions, but I’m not talking about those right now because I’m tired and the ending broke me in such a way I no longer care about anything.

What I would like to say though is I think Tanatulas should have been replaced with Shockwave in that on episode he had with Nightshade. Don’t get me wrong, I loved Tanatulas. He was literally so good, I loved his designs and his vibes and the only bad thing about him is that he never said his pronouns back. But really think about it. He didn’t have to be there. Earthspark spends too much time with the Maltos to really develop anyone so the more characters you add the more everything struggles.

Tanatulas showed up for one episode, he’s not even in the finale. Shockwave was there though and vaguely important, but it doesn’t make sense for him to just suddenly be okay with the Maltos. Unless he took Tanatulas role. Then his sudden willingness to help them would have made so much more sense. It also wouldn’t have been a very hard change, just as a whole, because neither Tanatulas or Shockwave are that important.

Just give Nightshade a line about how they should save Shockwave because they trust him and well everyone else acts the same.

Shockwave even fills a similar general role as Tanatulas being a weird scientist who care more about their science than the war. So it really wouldn’t be a hard switch and would make Shockwave make more sense. If you want to go further too Shockwave doesn’t even have a normal vehicle mode so he really could have given similar lines about alt modes to Nightshade.

Obviously Shockwave actual introduction episode would be different or maybe he’d just get replaced entirely but I really don’t think any of those changes would be too hard. Because again, he’s just not important enough for any changes to his character to be hard.

Tanatulas in Earthspark doesn’t validate his existence much as is. I really do love him, but he’s replaceable and just clutters an already poorly handled cast. While I think it would be cool if he was just more important they clearly didn’t want that by not even giving him a finale shot. So I do think just swapping his episode with Shockwave (and whatever other alterations are needed to make that perfect) fixes the problem with having too many underdeveloped characters since it removes one character and in the process developes another.

#id rewatch the show to see how well this fixes it but I don’t hate myself that much #genuinely can’t remember shockwaves intro very well so I dunno make I’m wrong but this feels right #i loved Tranchulas very much but no one gets screen time so I think instead of letting a one shot character take up more room #you just edit it so someone important to later episodes actually shows up more #my biggest beef with ES is just how little they care about anyone outside of the Maltos #all I wanted was a funky show about big guys with not usual teams and kinda gay moments #all I got was a very forced found family and acting like these background characters matter more than they do #fucking hate everything about the kids ngl. can’t stand child soldier characters. hate it when humans are important to TF shows #and I hate it when they get magic. literally prime connection. stfu. i don’t want to hate kids because they’re kids but I do not like them. #earthspark spoilers #tf earthspark #earthspark shockwave #earthspark tarantulas #hate to slander one of my favorite episodes like this but I do think it would help the ending at the very least #i don’t even like how this shockwave looks. he’s too slim for sw. but like he makes more sense story wise #transformers #transformers earthspark #ugh hate to add in more ranting in between actual tags but I keep thinking if more stuff #worst things about the kids in ES is like all tv show children they always follow people into stuff even when told not to and cause issues #like bumblebee telling them to stay back. he’s got this. he’s literally a scout let the man scout #but no! they gotta follow him and are the reason he gets caught! #that plot line and character type is so common and everytime it annoys me greatly #can’t you just listen to the guy who can handle themselves and know what they’re doing? can’t you just stay back untrained guy? please? #for my mental health #original post

[betatrolls]

finally got around to watching the last few episodes of the first season of TDI that i originally lost interest in after Harold got voted out and damn did i forget just how fucking excited i get about Harold. I don't know what's wrong with me but i just nearly dislocated my arm after wrecking my shit with a shitty backflip that i did the second he came on screen in the finale. i have never done a backflip before in my life. harold fuels me

#post #yes its five in the morning yes im up thinking really hard about my blorbo no im not gonna be able to fall asleep after the massive dopamine #hit i just got . #it's fine guys #I'D read his beavers and rats journal. HEATHER. #beavers and rats are COOL #most people leave their relatives precious heirlooms and relics of their childhood when they die but I'M leaving my children with my #massive notepad file where i talk to myself about harold that has so much text in it that my phone slows down when i open it #as you can tell i am normal ! #i did however accidentally perform chiropractics on myself earlier when i snapped my head to the left to watch his part of the intro so hard #that my spine partially realigned itself #i do NOT fuck around about harold 💯💯💯 #im on that harold grindset babey . up all day up all night thinking about harold 24/7 365 #he's my babygirl #my little guy #my scrimbly boingo #<- normal girl who is normal #my jaw hurts from gnashing my teeth because when i get really excited i get the urge to tear things apart with my mouth #i start growling and shit too bro category 7 autism events turn me into some sort of creature or perhaps a beast #adn needless to say the mere vague mention of harold tdi is enough to cause at LEAST a category 7 if not a scale-breaking phenomenon #i dont think i mentioned that im freakishly obsessed with harold tdi . idk if that was clear or not . slash ess ay are see #im not tagging this bro nobody wants to see this . except maybe pissmaster so she can express her concern again but he doesn't have tumblr #and i am NAWT showing them this shit 💯🔥 #im probably gonna end up telling him i fucked up a backflip though and whn she inevitably asks why the HELL i was doing a backflip im gonna #have to admit that i got so excited about the Presence of The Harold that i suddenly became an energy faucet so strong i had to #wipe the fuck out to calm myself down #hit my dam head on my headboard and shit #sowwy im subjecting u to this mutuals . ur probably gonna be hearing a lot about this guy for a little while . ok a big while #you know when cats get the zoomies and start doing crazy parkour shit and attacking random shit with their teeth . thsts me when Harold #fuck 30 tags god damn . my final message watch tdi even thoug it stressful as hell so i can talk to u about harold . pleas 👍

[twochildreninamoteldemo]

christ every time i rewatch devil's trap it's like oh here we go again every member of this fucking family wants to fuck each other

#the samjohn and deanjohn using azazel as proxy is just so strong........... #like john!azazel and dean is clearly homoerotic probably more obviously so than with sam but it's still noticable #plus there's that whole groomy aspect of how azazel speaks to sam 'my plans for you....and all the children like you...' #christ almighty . #im making a family tree (intro) sam edit if u cant tell lol #devil's trap #family is hell #maven rambles

[milkweedman]

Attempting some tablet weaving for the first time. I have essentially no idea what im doing--i did watch a few videos which mostly went in one ear and out the other, as well as look for some written guides which were completely indecipherable if for no other reason than Reading Hard.

The warping was fiddly but straightforward, and the first several inches are totally botched bc i wasnt really creating a clean warp shed bc i had no idea what belonged to what half, but after i figured that out it got way neater ! I'm not really concerned about how it looks though. This first attempt will serve its purpose either way, which is to be a bag handle so that i don't have to crochet or knit one. Yes i did finally try tablet weaving just to avoid knitting or crocheting more straps.

Also wow, these cards really arent going to last very long. I pulled them out of the 5 deck hand and foot set (hence why they're all 3s, since thats the worst card to get and i figured removing a few wouldnt be missed), but if id realized they deteriorate so fast i definitely would have just used something else. Oh well though.

Also, i had a feeling this would hurt my back, and indeed it does. I lasted about 10 minutes before it was too much. Might need to use a chair next time.

#was talking to my fiance about dyslexia earlier and have been thinking abt it a lot recently #was diagnosed as a teenager at the same time as the adhd #mostly dont think abt it and generally considered it not to affect me that badly #but i have a theory abt why i csnt read anymore and why written patterns are SO hard to follow #which is that i think reading for me takes a LOT of mental energy and focus #and if im low on that for whatever reason anything more than a few sentences is just utterly insurmountable and i can't read it #its even worse in any language other than english which baffled me for years #but ! my fiance was telling me how he has an easier time reading english than anything else bc he practiced SO MUCH trying to read normally #in english but didn't do the same in hindi or anything else #which like. oh. yeah. i also tried way harder with english bc that's what school was in and i was desperate to not be seen as stupid #which also explains why reading aloud in any language other than english is so so hard #reading hamlet aloud for english lit: god this sucks but i do love hamlet #reading dante's inferno (french translation) aloud in french lit: oh my god i hate every second of this and i think i will die from nerves #reading childrens poetry aloud in russian for my intro to russian class: if i dropped dead right now that would be preferable #and like my russian pronunciation was not the problem here #i could have a conversation with my teacher in russian okay #and i know cyrillic ! no problems there #but having to read it aloud ?? exhausting and miserable #anyway. all of this to say that i am not using patterns bc trying to mix reading with learning a new thing is just. not happening #backstrap weaving #tablet weaving

[zincbot]

(through tears) eursulon

#worlds beyond number #i'm gonna fucking CRY they're all so baby but i can't stop myself from loving a lou wilson pc with all my heart #when he hugs the knight. Bro. the way he's so quiet. #how he doesn't understand so many words but he knows the word brother #(screams) #i've been emotional abt kids and childhoods lately i'm only on the character intro previews #but the childrens adventure is gonna kill me

[kamil-a]

#MAN #thoughtful sponking #his intro in spade white feels so . cruel. hsjdkfjfjgjgk #you dont even have to buy the game or make a commitment or anything for him to get gleefully outed as A Loner Whos Masking #HABIBAL COME HERE. ILL PROTECT YOU....... (dubiously true) #IT MAKES ME LOVE HIM MORE BC IM LIKE. I FEEL SORRY FOR HIM . EVEN THE WRITERS ARE BULLYING HIM #qr/otomate voice i love all my 2020s children equally. quinn. lewis. #and *looks at smudged writing on hand* applesauce.

[mallowstep]

@hounddogmoment replied to your post “ok so like obviously ppl r allowed to not want to...”:

its just my personal boundary, its nothing against you.

yeah like i said people are allowed to not want things. that's why in the first paragraph of my intro i have a note about it. this wasn't personal you just reminded me of this thing because it's happened a few times and it's always amusing to me.

like when you said your age (and i don't repeat it exactly because i am begging people to stop saying how old they are on the fucking internet, safety ppl safety!), for me it was like. okay and? i say this to two year olds

#mine #hounddogmoment #reply #i hope it's clear i'm not upset at your boundary or anything #i understand that for some people babe has a specific connotation #which is why i let people know in my intro that they should tell me #once they do i try quite hard not to altho shitty memory gang #but the amusement isn't personal? #it's just like if a group of people told you “squirt” was romantic and you're like #squirt? the word i say to young children? #and you're like “okay cool well it's your boundary i respect that” #but inside it's still like #weird to u #god i may not be making sense right now #the point is the whole Babe thing is strange to me #and i do get somewhat upset when people get angry abt it because it's in my intro #my about me is not there for no reason #it's there so u can make a decision about whether or not my blog is a good place for u #it contains all info i feel is relevant to that #so like #urgh #and again this isn't about you #this is me commenting on a general trend you just happened to remind me of #i have literally no queue buffer rn or i would've queued it to give some distance #also i'm assuming you decided to stick around? since you saw this post #so lemme say hi and sorry our first interactions were on somewhat terse terms #you obviously don't know my history but shipcourse is something that got me in a bad place abt a year ago #it played with my mental illness and that was really destructive #so it's something i'm now pretty touchy about #i don't want to be assigned a label because that kind of black and white thinking is really not good for me

[caterpillarinacave]

I want words with the parent who decided to bring their kid to an intro to skating lesson while Covid positive.

#Seriously what the duck #I know this because they were masked (they a lady and her husband. At least one kid running around not really masked) and started complaini #“As soon as those ten days are up I’m getting this thing off forever haha lol lol“ #“You’re lucky I’m wearing it now. Dw though I’m a good person I told all the people I exsposed to Covid when I thought I just had a cough- #As soon as I found out! Anyways now I’m here in this packed tiny room sending my children off to breathe in peoples faces!” #Ma’am seriously #Glad I didn’t have her kid in the group I was assisting holy shit #You have to have your face basically two inches from the kids #And they cling to you like monkeys #Blow snot everywhere scream cry and spit #I’m basically paired up with one struggling kid per lesson so if I kid I’ve got has Covid there’s a decent chance I’ll get it #And the outer rooms are notably not cold. And not big. They’re cramped hot and packed full of people and you’re gonna stand there and chat? #It’s an intro to skate lesson #Please. Please just skip it. #Also the kids in todays lessons were such a mixed bag #I had one great little girl one clingy little boy who just refused to stand #And then some other interactions #Including one with one of those asshole little boys who just like to be mean and violent #Haha yeah you’re funny buddy I’m not playing this game with you #Best thing to do with those kids is just be like “okay” and then ignore them

[loverboybrightsideghost]

you've heard of good omens now get ready for: FOOD omens. it's just aziraphale having one of those restaurant shows where the host goes around the world to different restaurants and trying their food and meeting the owners and such.

#i've been rereading/listening to the book again and i love coming across all the little bits i forget #like how much aziraphale enjoys eating food. like hell yeah man food is delicious you ENJOY that food my friend!!!! #bluebird.txt #good omens #i think the intro to diners drive ins and dives has guy fieri in his car so i'm just imagining the intro with crowley fucking SPEEDING #and aziraphale hanging on for dear life #and then in the show aziraphale would just gush about the complete history of the dishes and such and he would eat and finish every #single plate he orders bc no point letting food go to waste #and since he's an angel and he can't get full so he could theoretically just. eat anything he wanted to #is this weird. i hope it's not weird i just absolutely love how much aziraphale loves and enjoys and savors food. #i should write a fic or something #i love aziraphale so much. he's great. he's a bitch. he doesn't break rules but finds ways to do shit that's not technically allowed #he almost killed a child. he uses any means short of actual physical violence to keep people from buying his books #'and they never came back. just because you're an angel doesn't mean you have to be a fool.' #'not A southern pansy mr shadwell. THE southern pansy' #well if you MUST know I GAVE IT AWAY #he says things like beebop and wiggle on and thinks tartan is neat #he doesn't understand telephones or voicemail and 'whenever he gets his mind into the 21st century it always gravitates to 1950s' #HE LIKES DOING MAGIC TRICKS THE HUMAN WAY BUT HES EMBARRASSINGLY BAD AT IT #and he is NOT good with children apparently #i could go on #i truly forgot how much i love aziraphale. how terrible of me. #target audience of this post is me at this point #if you've made it this far in my tags hello have a good day gsgdvfbfbshf #EDIT WAIT HOW COULD I FORGET ABOUT AZIRAPHALE'S 'I BAKED CAKE THEN SOME KIDS TRIED TO ROB ME SO I SENT THEM HOME WITH CAKE' #GOD I LOVE HIM SO MUCH #HE GAVE THEM A STERN TALKING-TO GSGDGVDBFJXHZUHRJF #he's just great

[girlmetalsonic]

thinking of changing my url nd blog theme, maybe even making a legit intro post. might theme it around sonic since im more into that now. but idk ive had some sort of agent 3 icon for so long its like they r just representative of my account. feels wrong to change it i dunno. 

#bluuuuuugh the emotional connection to agent 3 is insane #they understand me #theyre the only mfer who can handle me #but i have some sick urls saved themed around sonic stuff so #maybe ill do icon/blog theme around sth but an intro post with splatoon? #ough having multiple hyperfixations.... double edged sword more things to enjoy but i must choose between my children... #blegh im tired though i might just decide all this junk tomorrow #gotta use up my 1 original post per month on the important stuff #but idk i might start posting more often. ik internet blog is hardly social interaction but baby steps. cringe but free etc. #stay tuned for more riveting blog updates my numerous loyal fans (12 followers) #am i supposed to tag this as personal or whatever. i dont know i will if somebody asks me to

[undyinglantern]

How could google lie to me like that

#Just bc it’s Korean doesn’t mean it’s kpop (even though this specific song is a cover/rearrangement by an idol group) #But like kpop isn’t even a proper genre it’s a whole music industry GIMME THE GENRE GOOGLE #anyways I’m getting more into the group and had them on shuffle on Spotify when this song came on #And like ik they have some (read: a lot) hype and hard hitting songs but when the guitar came in on this? Hello??? #Also the final note by whoever that was (idk all their names yet sorry) like daaaaaamn that was really good #Anyways they’re not a rock group but that was straight up a rock song (other than the intro) #The song itself has an interesting history/journey of how it even got here too #Apparently it was originally an Italian children’s song and then it got released by a group called turbo in Korean in the 90s #And it’s the song that blew them up too I’ve heard #Anyways being originally an Italian song makes the intro of this cover specifically make a lot more sense actually. The more you know

[purgatoryschildren]

New one? And who might you be? -🐝

Hello, Bee. I've been away mostly; but I'm Millie. Proud parent of the lost souls that formally reside in the (Forest of the) Human world. The cute little forest cottage that Five wandered into months ago.

Tyler's the most well known of our children.

Revelin's the most well known of us.

I'm Lily's sister. I hope to make a family tree of sorts, to make this less confusing... I'm even setting up blogs for all our children.

While I'm taking a break, might as well fill it with blogging! It's become a large part time activity for Revelin and Tyler. I wanted to join in...

#my children's blogs use the tag #millie's purgatory #and I am currently following them all #among a few others #I'll make an intro post with their links though. #Granted #I don't think they'll be here for interactions as often.