my toxic trait? watching cdawgva knowingly i really wanna go to japan
Lance you little bitch I dropped my phone at work cause of you
Y'know, I’m probably the last person who should be given godlike powers over time and space. I wouldn’t, like, start WW3 or anything, just change tiny details of history and reality for people I don’t like. You ate my sandwich? I change reality so Napoleon Bonaparte and Napoleon Dynamite switch places, and you’re the only one who knows it was once different. You’d just be going about your day and someone would be like: “Yeah, they put on a wig and a shirt that says ‘Vote For Pedro’ like in the movie Napoleon Bonaparte, it was awesome!” And you’d just be like: Is this because of the SANDWICH?! And I’d change it back in a day. Probably.
thermite talking wardens ear off: whats ohio like? is the chicken good up there?
warden, not listening whilst reading: mhm yes totally
jordan: so the its all ohio meme really happened?
warden: what no-
jordan: yoUVE DECIEVED ME
No se que pasará en el futuro, pero quiero que sigas ahí…
According to the British PM, Covid is a racist and primarily attacks northerners
Rich southerners won’t be affected and are free to do whatever they feel like 😁
For me, it’s a “when” not an “if”
my heart is always heavy
Can someone take the ‘always has been’ meme like just a funny one thats already been made and photoshop a tiny among us astronaut floats around in the background? Idk I think it would be funny
Tumblr is cursed
This among us thing is getting out of control. Completely.