#AND CALYPSO BY THE LOOKS OF IT

[murasaki-cha]

Wait holy schist I just realised something about Percy Jackson as I was about to sleep holy crap!

You know how everyone has a crush on Percy because let's be fr have you seen the man. But in reality he's always the one being rejected which is straight up hilarious.

Only once did he reject Calypso when he left Ogygia. After that it was just:

Rachel "Sorry Percy turns out I'm not into you, I'm into your world and the adventure" Elizabeth Dare

Nico "You're not my type" di Angelo

Meanwhile Percy who's been making heart eyes at Annabeth for the past 7 years just going: "....wait what?"

Percy's just surprised people have a crush on him. Everyone has a crush on him and yet everyone rejects him it's hysterical 😂

#is percy a himbo? no #does he have himbo tendencies? mayhaps #i love my boy he's just doing his best and being a great boyfriend and friend #should not look that hot slaughtering monsters tho people are not that strong to not swoon percy #percy jackson and the olymians #percy jackson #pjo #heroes of olympus #hoo #pjo hoo toa #pjo calypso #rachel elizabeth dare #rachel dare #nico di angelo #riordanverse #rick riordan

[tunguszka20]

My sister: Why was Odysseus on Calypso's island?

Me: Well, it was a punishment.

My sister: A punishment for who? Odysseus or Calypso?

#idk why i think this is funny #but i laughed #so hard #and she was just looking at me like #what's the problem #epic the musical #odysseus #calypso

[raggedy-spaceman]

Who you think Calypso is:

Who Calypso actually is:

#ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd 2 #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #our flag means death 2 #wee john #wee john feeney #kristian nairn #calypso's birthday #pirate of the caribbean #tia dalma #calypso #sorry Tia but there's not comparison #wee john wins hands down #look at her #gorgeous #mine

[beelzeballing]

i think its rlly funny how izzy's like "the fuck's a look?" but then wee john goes "oh yknow i gotta serve cunt tonight" and izzy just stares at himself in the mirror for a bit. dazed. tantalized by one big question burning at the edges of his mind:

could he too... serve cunt?

#its so good #unironically love how he stares at himself in the mirror in that scene #its so sweet hes really like 'maybe... maybe i could have a look too...?' #ITS SO CUTEEEE CALYPSO'S BIRTHDAY REALLY IS THE FINALE WE DESERVED TBH. #season 2 only has 6 episodes to me sorry #moogsin' #ofmd #izzy hands #ofmd s2 #our flag means death #calypso's birthday

[skymagpie]

She took the coat, hat, sword and boots in the divorce

#calypso #davy jones #yes HUMAN davy jones aka labradoodle man #pirates of the caribbean #davy jones/calypso #ok but like I head canon that as a goddess calypso just didn't wear clothes #so his were free real estate #he gladly handed them over tho look at that smile #ALSO jackie from the server said that will and elizabeth parallels from AWE #and I was shook bc they are narrative foil ships #I honestly thought of this bc of his atrocious boots in the concept art #and cause someone left a comment on my other art saying her wearing his clothes is everything

[queerly-autistic]

The thing with Stede getting any sort of piratey makeover is that Ed would absolutely fall over himself with how attractive he finds it, but he wouldn't be falling over himself because it's piratey - he'd be falling over himself because it's Stede.

Yeah, he'd lose his shit over the low-cut top and the earring - of course he would, he's a human being - but he loses his shit just as much over Stede in the frilly shirts and fancy swishy coats and powdery wigs and sleep masks and nightcap and also the teeny tiny little reading glasses.

And he'd make damned sure Stede knows that Ed found him just as sexy before the makeover as he does after it.

#i'd take the makeover scenario if we got this scene out of it #of ed being like 'babe you look as sexy as hell but you do realise you also looked sexy as hell before right?' #ofmd #our flag means death #edward teach #stede bonnet #ed x stede #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd s2 ep6 #calypso's birthday #erin waffles

[papersniffer]

It was Calypso's birthday, and the fireworks were booming away in the night sky. They were so bright and loud that even under the ocean, they caught the attention of the mermaid Ariel. Her father, King Stede, thought she was home working on homework, but she had snuck out of her room to treasure hunt.

When she surfaced and saw the massive pirate ship, Ariel was intrigued and went to investigate. What she saw onboard was a whole bunch of joyous people loving life and each other.

She was watching them dance when her friend, Buttons the Seagull, came to say hello. She tried to make him go away so he wouldn't alert the pirates of her presence, but he didn't listen…like usual. As they watched the party continue, a very handsome bearded man started to sing.

Now, even the mermaids knew about Blackbeard, so as the lovely song filled the sea air, Ariel recognized him leaning against the railing. Seconds later, she watched as he went to move but slipped and tumbled backward into the ocean.

Ariel went to rescue him but found her dad had gotten there first. Guess he had figured out that she wasn't at home doing her schoolwork and had come to find her. Hmm…her dad and Blackbeard were staring at each other rather oddly.

Oh! OHHH!

And then Ariel watched as her dad transformed into a human and went with the pirate onto the ship. Blackbeard found some clothes for Stede, and Ariel smiled as the besotted man introduced her dad to the crew.

Her attention turned upward then as a new set of fireworks started. It wasn't until the last sizzle of color faded from the night sky that she noticed her dad and Blackbeard were not on deck. Wanting to be sure the dreaded pirate didn't hurt her dad, Ariel swam around and looked in all the windows for them.

OHHHH F#ck!!! She shouldn't have looked in that window! As happy as she was for her dad, that was definitely not the image she wanted to have burned into her brain!

#blackbonnet #edward x stede #edward teach #stede bonnet #ed x stede #ariel believes #ariel's dad loves blackbeard #our flag means death #ofmd #save our flag means death #renew as a crew #stede makes mermaids look hot #jim ofmd #archie ofmd #wee john ofmd #izzy hands #ofmd izzy #calypso's birthday #rhys darby #taika waititi #roach ofmd #ofmd oluwande #gentlebeard

[b4kuch1n]

see, dearest, loving me did not save you. you scraped by just fine without. but it doesn’t hurt, does it?

#pokemon #swsh #professor sonia #gym leader nessa #aquaheartshipping #sonessa #hi. this is pre-dr.jones!sonia and callie!nessa btw #doesnt affect the piece much but I just want u to know #I love that potc made up the whole davy jones/calypso thing and I ate that shit up unquestioned #dont care it slaps it means everything to me now. next #litcherally used those vibes for like anything I can I just think that should be a thing more #but also! the original dr.jones!sonia joke has like seven extremely stupid layer that make it very dear to me #so Im not willing to let go yet. even tho dr. jones is now technically involved in a tentative thing I have on the side #along with the other two (gun haveman and the cloudwalker) #this is actually! kind of a color study again. but also I just really wanna draw the girls #I think Im just gonna spend october drawing critters and the kids in costumes. I need it #this is hopefully the first! I'll try to unclench my brain and let it do its stuff #now tho? I sleep #tomorrow I have a promising dinner to look forward to. and the next day? noodles #have a good weekend lads! doesnt hurt to have a bit of love on ur side

[poison-into-positivity]

no i actually think we moved on from wee john's calypso look wayyyyy too quickly

#she looked BEAUTIFUL #give her her motherfucking flowers or feel my absolute wrath!!!!!!! #ofmd #our flag means death #wee john feeney #calypso's birthday #ofmd spoilers

[torturedpoetemotions]

If you want to go absolutely bonkers just look at Stede's face when he's looking at Izzy at any point after 2x03.

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #stede bonnet #izzy hands #there is always so much EMOTION there #sympathy...concern...delight #looking to him for approval #sharing in the pain of loving the same complicated man #he's indulgent when izzy interrupts his morning afterglow with ed #he's so soft eyed and happy when izzy starts to sing during calypso's birthday #the only person crying harder than him in 2x08 during That Scene is ed #i'm going bananas #stizzy

[scrap-brainzone]

tygaige... *explodes*

#my art #borderlands #tyreen calypso #gaige the mechromancer #look at my rare pair boy

[uglynicc]

Me: *watches Borderlands movie trailer*

Also me: *sees Mouthpiece or at least his mask in a quick shot*

Me again: *has mental breakdown wondering if this means there will ever be a live action movie version of Troy and Tyreen*

#trailer was pretty underwhelming #tho the scenery & set pieces were pretty sweet #and it looks like they didn't manage to mess my boi Krieg up too badly? #and I do love Jamie Lee Curtis so I am hoping for the best #but I also am not a fan of anything Eli Roth has ever done 🫠 #and I do not trust him or anyone to get the Calypso twins 'rignt' to my satisfaction lol #kitchen sink rambles #borderlands #borderlands movie #they'll end up making Troy a boring dbag or an annoying dbag when I want the dumbass but I love him pa dbag

[sentient-stove]

Fuck it,

A non-comprehensive- and better- list of names containing the root word Leo that are better than what the wiki says for Leo Valdez. Because Leonidas is stupid. (no offense[full offense]) (my credentials: i have over 56 percy jackson/heroes of olympus wips and am chronically allergic to using the same name for leo more than a few times. plus leo is my oc)

-Leonidas. The og, the one that everyone seems to think is the canon name. If it was, why didn't Hera or a monster or Gaea never call him it? Anyway, the first Leonidas was a king of Sparta and claimed to be related to Hercules. The modern Leonidas is a chocolate brand.

-Leoni. Just means lioness. It's a female name (a few on this list are) but it still gets the job done of being a longer Leo name but still unique.

-Leocadius. Bright, shining. If you're looking for something vaguely greek-y, this is usually what I go for ngl. Sounds cooler than Leonidas anyway.

-Galileo. Famous inventor/astronomer. Also the only name on this list that doesn't start with Leo, but instead has the name at the end. Does this ruin the lion motif? Maybe! Do I care? No!

-Leora. Compassion, light. Also a more female leaning name, but look me in the eyes and tell me you won't write trans Leo with him just making his birth name more masc, you won't. Or transfemme Leo lengthening her name to Leora.

-León. Meaning lion. Spanish/French/Italian origins. There's a guy on TikTok that calls Leo León exclusively instead of Leonidas. I've had him blocked for months cause I don't like his content but he did have a valid point not calling Leo Leonidas.

-Leota. 'Of the people.' German roots and origins. (I'm actually using this for an au rn where Leo's an oracle/seer lol. Cause, cause... get it? Nevermind.)

-Leonardo. Another famous inventor/astronomer. Need I say more? Also don't tell me Esperanza wouldn't name her baby after an inventor.

-Leonora. Another name meaning light/brightness. You'll notice that Leo can either mean lion/lioness or light. Which I think is fitting for someone who burns so brightly as Leo Valdez.

#leo valdez #heroes of olympus #hoo #percy jackson #pjo #fanfic #look im not saying you can't call him leonidas #im just saying there's better options #plus leonidas isn't canon #calypso calling him it once in toa is not canon #because again #monsters don't call him it and its a big deal for monsters to call demigods their full names

[maulfucker]

Saw this "pop" singer's outfits and I just HAD to draw Maul in some of them

#hm i should make an original art tag #maul #darth maul #star wars #sw fanart #i loooove giving him silly little outfits <3 #singer's name is joelma (previously part of banda calypso) and if you look up a lua me traiu you should find these. across a few videos #there may have been a few other outfits that tempted me but i. got artblocked along the way #anyways. enjoy <3

[arsenicflame]

my most bitter proposal for a season 2 fix it is that the crew refuses to let ed back on the boat (as they should) so stede throws a tantrum and ultimatums that if ed stays so will he but the crew just take him up on that.

they make their inn in the wreckage of anne + marys house and the crew goes off and continues to have fun hijinks with izzy as the ship parent

#they run the ship as a crew; sharing all their profits and the labour equally. they really are together as a crew #they don't get caught up in pirate wars because they're revisiting scamming rich boats with calypsos parties #theyre doing a 'donate to our church' bit and pointing at izzy saying 'look! we help the elderly and the disabled!!!' #(izzy is miming slitting their throats when the targets back in turned) #theyre having fun and theyre all happy and alive and have hope #nyxtalks #ofmd #ofmd s2 spoilers #our flag means death #[redacted bitter comments about ed + stede but i literally do not care about what they do here] #stede can restore annes antiques i guess #also. the crew give anne + mary a ride in my heart its wonderful theyre great. #idk i was already frustrated about how easily ed was let off the hook and stede doing that so like. crew. please say fuck no see you never.

[trashmammal-7]

Okay but in light of Calypso's birthday, can we talk about how good Wee John has looked all season??

#ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd s2 spoilers #wee john feeney #he has just been in the background absolutely slaying #and the Calypso look is the best thing I've seen in my life