#AND DANNY DEVITO IS SHORT

[oysters-aint-for-me]

there are two they/thems on my team at work, me and another person who is relatively new to the team. i just found out that both of us are obsessed with danny devito and we have the same throw pillow with his face on it. for nonbinary people this counts as the trope “soulmate-identifying marks.”

#danny devito #my beloved odd-mannered short-statured croc-wearing new jersey scorpio 💜

[hislittleraincloud]

The first thing I said when I saw this was "WHAT THE F, SHE CAN'T MOVE IN THOSE HEELS OR THAT beautiful but impractical DRESS"

The second thing I thought was that this was probably the happiest moment of her life, meeting adult actors shorter than her (though I think she's the same height as Rhea).

#she walks like the christmas tree in the school pageant #jenna ortega #rhea perlman #danny devito #emmys 2024 #emmys #wednesday #wednesday addams #short queens #short queen #short 👑

[bellamer]

How many motherfuckers are in this movie ? It’s Star Studded as hell. You got Jack Nicholson, Glenn Close, Pierce Brosnan, Danny DeVito, Martin Short, Sarah Jessica Parker, Michael J Fox, Tom Jones, Natalie Portman, Jim Brown, Christina Applegate, Pam Grier, Jack Black

Like god damn

#mars attacks 1996 #mars attacks #jack nicholson #glenn close #pierce brosnan #danny devito #martin short #sarah jessica parker #michael j fox #tom jones #natalie portman #jim brown #christina applegate #pam grier #jack black

[texaschainsawmascara]

#mars attacks! #tim burton #natalie portman #90s #alien #aliens #extraterrestrial #extraterrestrials #mars attacks #lisa marie #jack nicholson #glenn close #annette bening #danny devito #pierce brosnan #pam grier #jack black #sarah jessica parker #martin short #michael j fox

[sorrythatsjustmyface]

Honest question: What is the height cut-off for a Short King? Are 5'6s allowed? This question just hit me being a short person myself (I am 5'2). And yes Danny DeVito is our King of Short Kings and Josh Hutcherson is our prince.

#short king #short people problems #danny devito #josh hutcherson #this is for humor purposes #stay calm #touch grass

[shapelytimber]

For my illustration class we had do to a “game-book” for young children (who don’t know how to read yet), and I chose to do a leporello that could be ‘read’ in every directions :) I’m very happy with how the two illustrations turned out so here they are !

one side is animals from Siberia

the other is animals from australia (can you tell I love drawing animals-)

Lines and sketches below :))

#I don't know what children that young like to read but I know kid me would have loved this so that's what matters :) #I did this (and other things) in three days omg this was very short #cuttlefish #koala #every koala looks like danny devito I'm sorry- #cassowary #kangaroo #crocodile #tiger #siberian tiger #bear #grizzly bear #polar bear #wild sheep #crane #salmon #art #my art #art school #Illustration #digital art #leporello #original art #artist on tumblr

[peter-ash]

#movies #Mars Attacks! #Tim Burton #Jack Nicholson #Glenn Close #Annette Bening #Pierce Brosnan #Danny DeVito #Martin Short #Michael J. Fox #Sarah Jessica Parker #1996

[brokehorrorfan]

Get charred by Martians in Cavity Colors' Mars Attacks design by Yannick Bouchard. It comes on T-shirts ($28) and tank tops ($28).

#mars attacks #tim burton #mars attacks! #90s movies #1990s movies #topps #cavity colors #yannick bouchard #shirt #gift #jack nicholson #glenn close #pam grier #danny devito #martin short

[lizbethborden]

secret third option: zinni wormwood as played by rhea perlman

Frklfjmkvdlvhdfgdkmkdslghsgklsgshg I did always find her weirdly hot 🥲 I have a horrible thing for tall and mean women

#i mean maybe she's not tall at all. maybe danny devito is just short

[egglord420]

I had a weird idea this morning.

The world doesn't need a story about a grumpy old man who is afraid of cleanliness, who learns that he has Amelia Earhart and a murder of crows living in his hair.

I'm writing that story anyway.

Dan Avidan and Danny DeVito are introduced as characters in the 2nd chapter.

Amelia Earhart is gonna go to space.

Please read it I wrote 2700 words today.

(The first chapter is the only one that's up as of posting. It's about 800 words. Chapters 2 and 3 are pending edits from my friendo.)

#writing #fiction #short stories #crack taken seriously #amelia earhart #danny devito #dan avidan

[duranduratulsa]

Up next on my 90's Fest Movie 🎥 and TV 📺 Marathon...Mars Attacks! (1996) on classic DVD 📀! #movie #movies #comedy #scifi #marsattacks #Topps #toppstradingcards #timburton #jacknicholson #GlennClose #AnnetteBening #PierceBrosnan #dannydevito #MartinShort #sarahjessicaparker #michaeljfox #rodsteiger #tomjones #LukasHaas #NataliePortman #JimBrown #lisamarie #sylviasidney #jackblack #christinaapplegate #ripstlviasidney #PamGrier #riprodsteiger #JoeDonBaker #paulwinslow #olanjones #dvd #90s #90sfest #durandurantulsas2ndannual90sfest

#movie #movies #comedy #scifi #mars attacks #tim burton #jack nicholson #glenn close #annette bening #danny devito #jack black #lisa marie #pierce brosnan #michael j fox #lukas haas #natalie portman #sarah jessica parker #martin short #sylvia sidney #tom jones #jim brown #pam grier #rod steiger #joe don baker #o-lan jones #paul winfield #dvd #90s #90s fest #duran duran tulsa's 2nd annual 90s fest

[sammysdewysensitiveeyes]

I gotta laugh at posts calling someone a short king, when the actor is around 5′9′‘.  That’s like....average height for guys in the US.  Come back to me when you’re talking about Danny Devito.

#all posts should be about danny devito #he is beyond short king he is short galactic emperor

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[restingwelll]

*ahem*

*adjusts mic to my height*

R2-D2 is the Droid Danny Devito of Star Wars

*I promptly get pelted by glass bottles and fruit*

#resting rambles #Star Wars #think about it tho #he’s a short apeshit old guy #no one knows why he is so intent upon violence #it’s perfect #he’s a trash man #I love him #Danny devito #r2d2

[koscheiys]

i had such vivid dreams about gettimg invited to a party at jermas house and meeting danny devito there as well and some guy rolled up and started blasting a shotgun at us and so me, jerma, and danny devito all pulled out flintlock pistols to shoot at him back like it was standard procedure and when the guy ran off through the front door i said "we should definitely kill that guy" and jerma just said alright! and scampered out the door

#raven pointed out that me danny devito and jerma are all under 5'5 Normal Party Experience For Short Men

[buck2eddie]

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THE ALWAYS SUNNY CAST WERE AT THE EMMEYS

#i haven't watched an episode in years BUT i still love them :( #danny devito is so tiny my short king #maya talks

[cosmogenous]

why are you all so tall?

#idk maybe im short bc my ma is the height of danny devito