#AND NO

[northernpikes]

babe, are you okay? you've been listening to BADLANDS (Live From Webster Hall) on repeat again

#i think this is my first ever textpost #and no #im not <3

[princess-in-distress]

If you want to question Dark Sun, I’ll speak to Ruin.

-🔑

Moon: I think he's powered off right now, his battery is dying quickly lately

#princess in distress #sen's au's #sams moon #and no #you can't 'charge him up'

[questioningstressing]

I'm sorry some of you will take any criticism of cis women and cry misogyny and it's starting to piss me off.

#its not misogynistic to say that cis het women sometimes treat queer people like objects or toys #its not misogynistic to criticize cis het women for treating nonbinary as woman lite #and no #its not misogynistic to criticize cis het women for infantilizing queer and disabled people

[faggylittleleatherboy]

It’s fascinating how people will argue about things and they can make the most convincing and sensical argument but they fuck up right at the beginning in one of the base concepts for their argument which means everything is pure bullshit bc they didn’t get the base of what they’re talking abt lmao

#they argue based on their understanding of that one concept but they didn’t understand it at all and so nothing else makes sense lmao #and no #the concept is not based on opinion most of the time #it’s just an established concept #it’s the second time in a week I see someone talking about something based on this one thing #but they completely misunderstood what that one thing is #it’s like saying idk oh I’m flabbergasted when you mean to say you’re really scared THIS IS NOT WHAT THIS WORD MEANS

[innko]

putting sugar in my coffee is peace, not because i’ve had an eating disorder (i haven’t) but because i had a dad who acted like putting sugar or salt in anything was akin to committing a crime

#my parents cooked FROM SCRATCH without salt #salt makes you able to actually taste things #remember that whole fat acid salt heat thing #salt is a key element in taste #and no #no one had high blood pressure or kidney issues or anything #and even among people who have to limit sodium intake zero salt is rare #innko talks

[that-one-tired-tiefling]

So, I entered my bathroom, as one does, to get ready for the day. All normal and cool. But then -

A creature. Meowing softly from my bathtube as I opened the door. Looking at me as if I insulted it with my presence, entering its beige domain as if I own the place.

I get it, I'm just renting it. I don't own it, but that's besides the point. Because there is something else that I don't own.

I DO NOT OWN A CAT.

#it's warm so I left the balcony open and this little fucker just came in when I wasn't watching and made itself home #and no #his name is Lucian I think? #I almost got a heart attack #cat #surprise #neighbour #bathroom #bathtube

[sacredglitch]

Prime's Fallout Spoilers

I just had another revelation about Michael Emerson after binging most of his discography in TV today;

If I had a coin for everytime Michael Emerson played a character who's life ended with their head decapitated I'd have two coins. Two whole coins. How many actors go through characters who have similar or exactly the same outcomes?

I adore his acting but these similarities are so funny to me. Man's really gets somewhat type casted.

#rambles to the void #fallout #fallout spoilers #i couldnt sleep so i decided just to bing almost all his TV appearances #And no #I have not yet finished POI because i refuse to let it go #but his portrayal of William in The Practice was so fucking good #like the top of his acting IMO #kinda wish it went on a little longer #or that he got to make an appearance in Boston Legal that would have been incredible to see #William and Crane's interactions are something I'd pay to see

[kiirous]

Surely, I don't reread things that often. Yes, I reread things often, but surely not more than 20, maybe 30 times. - Me, a few minutes ago.

#and no #i don't just click onto a fanfiction without reading it #even when they are not to my taste #i will read them at least partly #but this one is good #it's a reaction fic #specifically for #totcf #ao3fic #ao3

[astrxlfinale]

It's a brand new day! The Express chugs along through the sea of stars, and a new adventure is sure to lay over that astral horizon. And to send this day off on a high note, who else is to greet Caelus than his good buddy, Pom Pom with a cute and floppy salute! "Mornin', Big C!"

A lazy yawn escapes from the Express's newest legend maker. A sign of comfort, a sign that even the most avid of potentials can cherish a casual day, it left him feeling pretty damn good in just smelling the fresh cooking prompted from the Omni-Synthesizer. Giving a few idle scratches at his bared belly due to his disheveled clothes, there was a step before the lead conductor that certainly added an extra bit of pep to his day. Good ol' Pom-Pom!

Life couldn't go wrong with Pom-Pom, since normally life was going wrong for them, something he really needed to chip in and help out more once he got the chance. "Yo. I see Mr.Yang already got a headstart on ensuring we were hooked up. Man, after late night's missions, I feel like I could eat three damn cows." He adds in earnest, only to be unprepared for the following statement to come.

Mornin' Big C!

BIG C...

BIG CO--

A storm of freshly bleached trauma immediately slammed into the forefront of his mind. A thorny scratches that left scalding welts across the heart, for an instant the interior of the Astral Express spins as the raw disbelief slammed into heart, ribcage and soul all within a single swoop. It led a question to spiral in the depths of his mind. WHO IN THE HELL HAS BEEN GOING ON GIVING HIM THIS MONIKER!?

All strength proceeded to leave his limbs at this moment, an intrinsic understanding continuing to dawn the more this comes to be noted.

Who in the fuck calling themselves BIG C wouldn't be overcompensating about something? He's never called himself that a day in his life!

"P-- Pom pom.. Pom pom- WAIT" He manages to croak, leaving his mortal coil crashed until those freshly swept floors as spiritual damage courses through his being. A look of sheer desperation is etched into his features as he glances up, giving the conductor a pleading look for what could be a veritable hell in space. "We.. no.. Man hold on, that ain't no name of mine..! Do you know how boned anyone could get havin' that as a nickname!? It's Caelus you're talkin too!"

#Anon #| Shuttle Mail #THAT'S A FEW LETTERS AWYA FROM BIG COCK #AND NO #BIG COCK IS NOT THE NAME #THE COSMOS NEED TO KNOW HIM AS

[rileyh20]

Why is my affection biting people?

Like not even hard?

Just a nibble.

#and NO #not sexually

[thecompanionmoth]

crosshairs (the fucking transformer) is so hot. he has a goatee. i thought he was hot the moment i saw him for the first time in theaters in 2014's age of extinction. literally oh my god.

#and i will die on the hill that age of extinction is way more deserving of 18% on rotten tomatoes #it is actually a wonderful display of a total story in a movie #for an action movie the plot is so detailed #it is one of my top movies of all time #and no #i won't hear anyone out #transformers #crosshair transformers #crosshair

[whumpyourdamnpears]

finally getting something out of all these bibles and Christian education I’ve gotten

#and no #the irony of storing my bibles in between my tarot and oracle cards is not lost on me #it’s a temporary spot

[reji-z]

tomorrow is baby's first std testing

#reji talks #haha this is soooo funny #dw i dont think i have anything but still #im a bit stressed about it #and no #i wasnt stupid #it was an accident #which sucks cuz im always safe so yeagh #whatever #im going to make it through this #on the good side im going to be turn off from sex for a good while #so theres that i guess

[the-smiley-blue-axolotl]

open for better quality

A look at my design for Withered Smiley.

#smiley speaks #my art #withered smiley #the missing drummer au #and no #before you get all up in my grille #this is not a targeted post

[flat-neines]

I think people who write or create professionally should find something that they like to write about in characters they viscerally hate or not write them into whatever story they have.

#tw vent #this behavior isn't cute #and no #writing or creating them to be dunked on regardless of what they do- #even if the narrative agrees with this or otherwise is immature actually #im so fucking tired