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melodicmochi · 3 years

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mochi's 100 drabble challenge

rules / ao3 collection / ships: postwickshipping (hpyu), punkbladeshipping, waterlillyshipping, dragonheartshipping (kbsn), lonashipping, spiceshipping, open to platonic ships / adapted from / this post will be updated as prompt/ship combos are received to prevent repeats

Take the long way around.

Can you shut up for five minutes, please???

He’s been gone for quite a while.

I can’t see anything.

I heard a noise.

Where’s my food?

I bet you feel like an artist.

Can I be of assistance?

Get out of the way before I murder you.

You’re breaking my heart, babe.

Cry me a river.

Just kiss me already.

Get over it.

It’s just rain - You aren’t gonna melt!

I don’t know why I married you.

Have you ever lied to me?

If I trip over one more of your shoes, I’m throwing them all away.

Aren’t you supposed to be the adult?

I swear, I’m not scared.

You know when your phone buzzes, it means I’m trying to talk to you, right?

When’s the last time we went on a date?

The door’s locked.

I’ll just tell Mom on you.

I thought you were nice.

I had a dream about you.

What color do you like better?

Am I your husband or your taxi service?

Take notes, sweetheart.

This is where you impress me, right?

Pick up lines only work when I’m drunk.

I can’t believe you didn’t remember

I could beat you up, you know that right?

Would it kill you to help people?

But, I said I love you.

Is it just me, or is it cold as hell in here?

Take off your shirt.

Why’s there a pregnancy test in the trash?

Way to go, kid.

We could get struck by lightning, but you want to kiss in the rain.

You’re never this quiet, what’s wrong?

…or we could make out….

Down the hall, second door on the left.

I warned you. He warned you. Your freaking mom warned you.

We’ll talk later.

I’m afraid.

I thought there was time.

Can you just leave me alone?

I’ll carry it.

We’re not ‘fine’.

I like proving you wrong.

Girls can’t drive, plain and simple.

Who are you?

I think you need stitches

Must be a coincidence

Can you be romantic for once?

This is your fault by the way.

Nothing bad is going to happen, baby, I promise.

Excuse me for falling in love with you.

I have fans. More fans than you, actually.

I knew you’d be mad.

If you die, I’m going to kill you.

What if it sinks?

Sorry I’m protective over the things I love.

That SOOO classifies as a date.

You’re an idiot. I married an idiot.

I never liked it, I lied.

Remember, we have to get up early tomorrow.

Are you trying to flirt? Because, you’re embarrassing yourself.

Remember when we were dating and you _____

Be brave, sweetheart.

I’m sorry, but that was adorable.

You don’t hate me, quit lying to yourself.

Actually, I couldn’t care less.

I try my best.

Doesn’t make a difference to me anyways.

I’m glad you’re mine.

You passed out for about an hour.

Delete it. Now.

You’re a jerk.

No, you’re MY girl.

When’s the last time we ______

I can’t stay long.

There’s nothing we can do.

Do you ever stop smiling?

Step aside and watch a pro.

You’re the one who left it laying around.

I’m a lucky girl. I’ll admit that.

Teach me how to play?

It’s called a prank.

Well, you’re a prick.

Good, I hope you feel bad.

You have a cold, you’re not dying.

I have reasons. You wouldn’t get it.

You don’t mean that.

Sing to me, please.

You know what happens when you assume things.

That’s open for discussion.

Be serious for two minutes, please.

Pillows are over-rated.

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