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piratefishmama · 11 months
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Eddie Munson making bank on being a 'Rent a weirdo to piss off your parents' guy. He shows up, behaves exactly like himself sometimes, and other times if himself isnt working he'll up the ante and get creative, but he earns his money.
and Steve Harrington who's sick of his parents trying to throw people at him, both women and men, he's in desperate need of a break from it all/
His parents were horrifically supportive when he in a fit of desperation to stop them from throwing more awful women at him, came out as bi, okay, he said he was gay but when they were supportive he adjusted to Bisexual because he actually was bisexual and there was no point lying if his parents were just going to switch it up and throw men at him instead.
John the tennis club owners son was lovely but no.
So he hires Eddie for a 'week long chalet get away', it's Dustin's idea. Eddie's his friend and Dustin vouches for him.
"Just. Pretend to be my boyfriend for the week. You get a free rich people vacation out of it."
"Usually i'm more of a one and done kinda guy, Harrington, you think i'm not up to freakin them out in one go?"
"Freaking them-- no, i need a week of them not trying to set me up with someone, they wont if they think i'm dating, is that okay?"
"... Not my usual schtik but what's the worst that could happen?"
Whats the worst indeed.
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chaotic--pan · 4 months
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aaaaaaah i had so many things to do so i didn't get to listen to the new episode, and now I realised i'm actually THREE episodes behind already?!?
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"This is humiliating for any human being to go through"
For the last couple of weeks I can't count how many times I have read something along the lines of "you should believe Amber Heard". In social media. In mainstream media. And today I can finally say that I do believe Amber Heard.
I believe when she says this is humiliating.
I believe when she says she wants to move on.
I believe she wants Johnny to leave her alone.
What I don't believe in, is her story. Not. One. Bit. It was too cinematic and unbelievable, like walking around broken glass and being completely fine the next day. Her "evidence" was more disproving than proving her claims - I look worse after a week of getting close to no sleep than she beaten (repeatedly, I might add), with two black eyes and a broken nose.
We have the issues with the photos that look like they've been edited. Hell, they actually introduced into evidence the same photo for two different incidents! How the hell does that happen? Didn't they look at it?
To believe Amber Heard I would have to believe so many people are lying. Not even counting Johnny Depp (though I did find his testimony to be more believable) there's SO MANY PEOPLE. Isaac Baruch, Kate James, Debbie Lloyd, Ben King, Sean Bett, Travis McGivern, Tara Roberts, the LA police officers, Alejandro Romero, Erin Falati, Starling Jenkins III, Malcolm Connelly, Raquel Pennington, Josh Drew, Whitney Henriquez, Morgan Knight, Kate Moss, Morgan Tremaine... are there all lying?
That list includes Amber Heard's close friends (or ex-friends) and even if I would throw away all of the other witnesses, to believe Amber Heard I would have to believe they are lying. To believe Amber Heard I would have to not believe my own eyes and ears.
She openly and under oath denied facts, situations and conversations that were shown or played to her seconds before. She looked at two pictures that were the same damn pictures and couldn't even admit that. She claims "pledge" and "donate" mean the same thing.
But I do believe her when she says she feels humiliated. Who wouldn't be. It's been six weeks of Johnny Depp's lawyers proving her lies over and over and over and over again. I believe when she says all she wants is to be left alone and that she hates being in court for this trial, because it exposed her manipulation of facts, people and evidence.
She wants to move on from that, who wouldn't.
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not-so-rosyyy · 1 year
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i always wonder if TZ do those kind of couple poses in their own personal pics (like the ones you posted in front of petra) or if because they have to pose in pics for their jobs, they do more boring and more standard “stand and smile at the camera” kinda people
For personal photos? I mean, we already have these as a point of reference…
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So, I think it’s safe to say that they’ve done all the cheesiest, clingiest couple poses they could (especially during 1.0, I bet 🥹)
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yes7erdays · 4 months
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the quote is: that wasn't a leaf. that was page one.
cute, right? a perfect quote to represent clara's season 7 arc
you know what i have been using???
THAT WAS LEAF ONE
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beeccoe · 7 months
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Every time I read the most asinine takes on Mr. funky wizard's relationship with ma'am "groomed him since he was a child and slept with him when he was older, plus is his teacher and literal goddess" I combust a little inside. How hard is it to be kind to someone who doesn't even realize how fucked up that is.
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Cw/forest fires
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woodelf68 · 1 year
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Not sure if or when you're going to hear from me again; I have a leg clot and the leg's in really bad shape as far as pain and swelling, and the big problem is, the last time anything a doctor ever prescribed for me worked was probably like 30 years ago. Pain meds and anti inflammatories don't work, blood pressure pills caused difficulty breathing and a racing, pounding heart. I've had s badly swollen right leg for years, and looked into getting compression stockings a long time ago -- but they're all nylon based, and guess what one of my many allergies is? (Absolutely could not wear nylon against the skin, and my leg was already swollen beyond the largest size offered anyway.) So...heading for the hospital days after I should have (for reasons see details under the cut) with the leg having gotten even worse and not having even a tiny hope that the blood thinners and whatever else the doctors are going to try to get the swelling down are going to have the slightest effect.
Woke up around 5 am Tuesday night, excruciating pain in my leg when I tried to move to get out of bed. It went all the way up from my ankle to my groin, my best guess was it had somehow twisted badly and spasmed in my sleep? I'd already been in severe pain for the previous two days after one of the top bones of my spine went out, so my skull was locked in a tilted forward position, couldn't really open my mouth, too nauseous to eat anyway, felt like I was on the verge of constantly throwing up, too dizzy to even just read fic. So I went into the chiropractor; unfortunately I need someone to give me a ride, I chose the closer one who is okay as a maintenance guy if you keep up a regular schedule, but I hadn't been able to get in a couple of months (not through lack of trying! he keeps much shorter hours than he used to and has recently been going out of town a lot), My better, original chiropractor, is a much longer drive away, but he actually puts his hands on you and feels the bones and makes sure your neck will turn in both directions. The one I saw just does a visual check and I should have stressed more exactly in which way my head felt locked, because I left not feeling any better and with no advice on my leg either. And I am 100% sure that the further away chiropractor would have heard my leg pain symptoms and known exactly what was wrong, because he had already noticed my leg swelling and remarked on it in the past and asked what was being done about it. (Trying without success to get blood pressure down was the answer at the time.) And his office is really close to the hospital, so I could have gone in the ER right after I left. Plus HE would have actually used his hands to make sure my neck was turning in all the directions it was supposed to and that would have been fixed.
As it was, I was left to do my own internet research when I got home, and a niggling memory from somewhere led me to look up blood clots, and the symptoms were a perfect match. Unfortunately, with my skull still jammed forward and tilted down, had another day/night of constant nausea, dizziness, diarrhea whenever I tried to force a few nibbles of anything down, plus the intense leg pain. Wasn't sure I'd be able to get out, but was desperate enough to try a bath to see if that would help the leg. And while I was actually in the bath, yeah the pain was so much better if I lay still (although I was also trying to press the swelling upwards like a stocking would have). Was in there a long time, by the time I got out the high barometric pressure was dropping, which allowed some of the congestion pressure in my forehead to ease, which helped the nauseas, and the swelling around the base of my skull to ease just enough that I was able to get my jaw to click a tiny bit wider open, enough that I was able to manage a very small and rather mushy cut up apple and a few slices of thin cut lunchmeat on some soft white bread. First thing I'd had in days, and my stomach immediately startling gurgling madly and kept it up for hours, but it stayed down and I collapsed exhausted into bed in the early morning. It had nearly been 48 hours since I'd slept, and that kind of seemed the most important thing at the moment. Got up around sunset. Leg no better, possibly worse, but was able to eat a soft but normal size meal without a problem. (neck still an issue but bearable atm.) Thurs. night realised I couldn't go to my dr's office, since they no longer open on Fridays at all, so the plan was go straight to the hospital Saturday, but after being up all night Friday, was really sweaty and in horrible pain and hoped a bath would help at least somewhat again, but the leg was in so much worse shape by then it didn't really and having to keep the water so much colder than comfortable because it felt scalding on the swollen leg made me feel even worse. Didn't think I'd ever be able to get out of the tub, because the right leg just wouldn't bend back at all, and I was so exhausted by the time I'd dried off and dressed as much as possible, I had to lay down briefly just to catch my breath. The pain is agonising, can't even touch the skin let alone pull up a sock and nothing will fit on my foot as far as footwear goes. I've probably been up thirty hours by now, having trouble breathing and just finally had a bowl of cereal while I wrote this because I didn't just want to disappear and I don't have any mobile devices if I end up checked into the hospital for weeks or even die. Blood clot reaching the heart or lungs is a big possibility if the blood thinners don't work, getting covid also is since I couldn't get vaccinated due to a screwed up immune system. Can't wear any of the synthetic masks (allergic reactions to them all) and never found a cotton one that fit that I could breath through, and I have spent so much time looking for alternate styles that didn't suck into my mouth with every breath (can't breathe through nose at all, ever). Was hopeful for a tutorial I saw online but getting fabric took time and I was still trying to work out the mask pattern because I stopped being able to see out of my one old contact that was all I had left or my glasses and it's been all I could do just to survive each day atm. So all I've got is a single thin layer mask that I cobbled together that first week of lockdown when anything was better than nothing and we needed groceries, it gets soaked through very quickly and was just good enough for a super quick run into the grocery store once a week and that's it, there have been times I've felt on the verge of passing out while wearing it as it is due to having breathing issues while NOT wearing a mask. I won't be able to leave it on the whole time I'm at the hospital and if I get covid...pretty sure I'm going to die.
I wanted to get out in the afternoon and now it's 11:30 pm and my dad is like 'just wait till tomorrow' and that there will be no doctors at the hospital till morning but I'm pretty sure that would risk losing my leg or my life, it's that bad and he has no idea how it feels. He doesn't want to drive in the dark, which is understandable, and I'm like fine, I don't expect you to, I will call an ambulance, so...I'm just so tired and want to go to sleep. And I can't, and won't be able to for a long time. And my multiple chemical sensitivities kick in every time I've been in a hospital, to the point where I had to walk out after waiting for hours in a room after going there for breathing trouble; literally as soon as I got out of there and into the car with some cool air blowing on my was the first full breath I'd been able to take since I got there. So I'm scared, and I don't know what's going to happen, and I just wanted to post this so I just don't disappear; tumblr and the people I met here have been my only link to the outside world since I became almost entirely housebound about five years ago, and the only reason I keep struggling at life. Wish me luck.
(Please don't reblog this.)
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alexius-fr · 2 years
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Flecks
Fr: releases new gene
me four days later:
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cellamare · 1 year
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came within inches of being run over by a car on my way to work (me, a pedestrian on a crosswalk with the pedestrian walk sign on; him, in a giant white pickup whose headlights were at eye-level with me) and I thought I handled it okay as I walked down the sidewalk but the minute I entered the library and saw my coworkers, my body just went “NOPE” and let the tears come pouring out.
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freepassbound · 2 years
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This is a very long article.
It’s very hard to read (emotionally).
If you’re from the United States, you should read it anyway.
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sleepysparkyandshy · 1 year
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Lavvy: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Lavvy and Hitoshi, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Jace: Our turn, Eri! One, two, three- vanilla!
Eri, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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halinski · 2 years
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Exercise game: don't go too hard or you'll pull something!!
Me, no two minutes later bc i'm a depressed piece of shit who just lies on the floor all day every day until yesterday: *pulls smth in my back and can barely move anymore from the pain*
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jaeyunsz · 2 years
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GFHDJKSL IM EXCITED TOO I CAN'T WAIT FOR TOMORROW!!!
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aimlesspoet · 10 days
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a bottom-tier autistic experience is being told throughout your entire childhood that you are just an overthinker when it comes to social situations and later finding out that your friends did, in fact, hate being around you and tried to communicate that through weird little hints
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FUCK
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