#AND THEN THAT FUCKING OMINOUS SPRITE

[thewertsearch]

CA: anywway a lot of us believve wwere meant to trace the footsteps of those ancestors evven though wwe can nevver knoww em CA: and on that journey wwe can come across belongings they once had cause wwe wwere hatched to find em and finish their wwork

The human Guardians seemed fully aware of their offspring's special role in their planet's fate. Doubtless the same was true of the troll ancestors - especially if they landed with heirlooms from the Veil.

If any of our trolls had sought out the story of their predecessors, I'm sure they would have discovered some very interesting things indeed.

For no particular reason, I'm suddenly reminded of the fact that Terezi lived next to an ancient Sgrub construct - one which bore the symbol of her family.

And nothing of value was lost.

That being said, I'm a little concerned about Eridan's ability to do this. This is a move we've seen Rose use on him, and it feels like an ominous hint that his powers are a lot stronger than we thought.

If his science wand is at all comparable to the Thorns of Oglogoth, we should all be very nervous.

Looks like we’re getting a timeline refresher.

At the end of their game, Jack attacked the trolls. This event occurred about ten hours before some critical point, which is probably the moment the trolls' session dissolves.

Four hours later, he destroyed Prospit.

Frankly, I'm surprised it took him that long. Maybe he was just fucking around in the session until then.

After an hour dreaming in the Furthest Ring, Karkat woke up, and finally learned about the humans.

And an hour after that, we enter a scene I don’t think we’ve seen before. Judging by Nepeta's dream, we at least know it's prior to the destruction of Derse.

Also….

Is that Tinkerbull's body, somehow removed from its Sprite? Is it a plushie of Tinkerbull? What's going on here?

AA: hi TA: hii? AA: i guess i sh0uld say s0mething AA: bef0re i g0

Aradia appears to have foreseen her own destruction. I used to think that Rose might be responsible - but now Eridan, too, has gained the ability to destroy technology with magic, and he's significantly more likely to use it maliciously.

#homestuck liveblog #full liveblog #act 5.2 #s107 #3176

[noramthe]

My thoughts (and questions) on fragaria memories blue bouquet ep 1!

So the way this episode goes is something I didn’t really expect. I guess there is a trend of multiple characters who don’t appear much in the first episode due to being more mysterious? Then the others?

I hate how that includes my favorite characters of each bouquet😭😭 (merold and cielomort)

Either way it’s a really unsettling start and end to the radio honestly. Even though I’m scared i feel more intrigued and curious then anything

Kurode was my second favorite of this group and honestly he deserves it for how amazing he was in this radio🥹🥹 interview loved him sm more really loved learning more about him in this radio!

He had some really funny sprites that I didn’t expect from him like

LLMAAOO HES SO DONE😭😭

Or some really cute ones that made me want to SQUISH HIM🥹🥹

AGSHSJSHAKJS HE SHOULD SMILE MORE😩😩

when his voice goes soft too AAGHHH

also myuuna was so adorable omgg when he cried because he was so happy for kurude becoming a knight🥹🥹 my heart plss

Honestly kurude deserves to be a knight I’m so happy for him🥹

Also when they turn into chibis😭😭😭

Willmesh character i somehow didn’t expect him to be so quite and more introverted? I thought he will be more friendly from his appearance but i guess i was wrong. Tho no complaining i still liked him!

Its funny the way he talks can be a bit offensive but i know he doesn’t really mean it😭😭

Also why does he want to be a knight for kuromi when he is already a knight for someone else? I’m so confused right now??

So now I’m going to about the twins and cielomort

First of all. Ciel sweetie, why where you so ominous by the end? Wtf happened?

Second why the fuck is the twins alarmed about seeing ciel? Isn’t he supposed to be the knight of the most important lord? Are they not close? So they just not see each other a lot? I don’t understand anything about thier reaction

Like in red bouquet even tho not everybody was close they knew and met each other quite frequently(except merold) but? Why does nobody seem to know each other or even talk to each other in blue bouquet???!(expect the twins obvs) like?? Hello? You’re all knights in the same kingdom?

Anyways that’s all my thoughts from watching this radio can’t wait for more gooddd how am i going to wait

#fragaria memories #blue bouquet #kurode #cielomort #myuuna #klarkstella #louterstella #willmesh #noram talks about fragaria🦋

[tobiasdrake]

Flashback o'clock with Valere and Zale.

Staff Girl and Sword Boy are pretty standard tropes but I appreciate that Valere and Zale think they're being clever by coming up with it. Credit to Valere all the same for using her staff for martial arts instead of spellcasting.

I mean, we're supposed to learn to "use magic without using magic" so I assume they'll both be spellcasting at some point. But my point is, Valere isn't slotted in the Dedicated Caster role. By her own admission here, she picked the staff because she wants a beatstick to bludgeon her enemies with.

She's in the box, but she's being innovative about it.

NUH NUH NUH NUH NUH, you don't get off that easy. What's your weapon gonna be, Garl? We've got beatstick and slashy blade covered so might I suggest something long-range like a bow?

Is that our plan? Because I gotta tell you, I've been down that road before. And while the magical kingdom of Disney Animation is indeed a treasure trove of wonderment, it comes packaged with. Just. The wildest bull crap you've ever heard in your life.

She's nice, but a bit shallow in terms of personality. She was an early character when the writing wasn't all there. Her villain, however, is one of the all-time most popular in the brand.

Ohhh, you mean the Midgard Serpent.

Yeah. No. Don't frick with that. Bad things happen if he wakes up.

Somebody's going to block those holes at some point. I know it. You know it. Any sedative that relies on a geographic feature is easy to interfere with.

Um. Are. Are they.

Did we already harvest most of them? Because this is an awful lot of space for nine crops.

Does our village have problems and no one's telling me about it 'cause I'm just a little one?

And what the hell are these? They are not in the designated crop field.

Is our farmer skimming off the top? Are we going hungry so he can have his own secret blue melon stash?

I found an adult!

These two look like the Pokemon Legends ancient past leaders for Team Magma and Team Aqua.

Oh, she looks terrifying in sprite portrait. Any human being that has more bones outside their skin than in is not to be fucked with. General rule of thumb.

Are we about to see the "Zale smacks a sunball with his bare hand" incident? Because I'll be a little miffed if they repeat that joke but I'll also be too busy laughing to care.

I love her confidence. Valere only wants one thing out of life: Validation for how hard she can hit a person with a stick. She has feral goblin energy and I'm here for it.

Fucking rude. I hate this guy already. I'm going to drown him.

OMINOUS. Erlina has some damage that she's not talking about, on account of the fact that we're like ten. I'm starting to get the impression that this whole Solstice Warrior thing isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Do they pair a Sun and Moon person for every mission? Or do Sun people and Moon people have their own stuff they do on their own, and they only get paired up sometimes? I'm very curious to understand how that works.

Oh, sweet! THIS IS MY HOLY TIME. Sorry, Zale, but as a Moon person, the night of the full moon is my holiday. That means you have to do whatever I tell you to. Those are the rules that I just made up.

Go fetch me a blue-melon soda.

That sounds like a wonderful place to visit multiple times. I'm there.

Oh, shoot, this is the mistake that cost us Garl, isn't it?

Wait, that's our plan? B&E in a place literally called Forbidden and then run straight to the authority figure and brag about what we've done?

Yeah, I see that ending super well for us. This is a great idea. I'm happy to be a part of it.

Hahahahahaha we're so going to get banished. Well, I guess we might as well--

EVEN MORE SPARKLE MELONS in another random patch! Okay, so maybe he's not skimming off the top. Maybe he just doesn't freaking know how to plant them in the gosh darned field.

#sea of stars #drake plays sea of stars

[thatfailedpokemontrainer]

Hiya Sprite!!!

Do you uh, know of any hackers that just. Fuck around and leave? Aside from Beedrill!

I want to know if who hacked(?) my phone is well known because they’re too cryptic to not be putting on a show :D

( - @kittsu-and-company )

I do not

And beedrill wouldn't hack your account to say ominous things he'd just deactivate it

Hope you're okay though

#pkmn irl #sprite :> #pokeblogging #pokemon #rotomblr #pkmn #pokemon irl #rotumblr

[eternalowl]

Incorrect Eternals quotes part 3

Ikaris gets d e s t r o y e d in this because it’s funny

Thena, while entering a store: Why do they have door sensors outside of the exit door if you’re not even supposed to enter through there?

Gilgamesh: Probably because there’s the occasional idiot that walks through the wrong door.

Thena, dead fucking serious: Then just take the sensor away and let them run into the damn door.

Kingo: *is recording Druig struggling to husk a corn cob*

Druig: I swear I will throw this fuckin corn at your face if you don’t put your damn phone away.

Thena and Ikaris: *are about to beat the living shit out of each other in the kitchen*

Druig, running into the kitchen like a damn track star: WAIT!

Thena and Ikaris: *pause*

Druig: *quickly makes a bowl of popcorn and heads over to the couch to watch*

Druig: Okay, you may continue.

Ikaris: Today, two families will become one.

Druig, in an ominous voice: Two families enter, one leaves.

Sprite: Accurate yet terrifying.

Ajak: …The Wedding Games…

Sersi: May the bouquet toss be ever in your favor.

Phastos: I hate all of you!

Thena: Please don’t turn Gil and I’s wedding into the Hunger Games.

Ajak: BEAT HIS ASS RAINBOW DASH!

Kingo: I can’t believe you just said that…

Phastos: I don’t even want to know.

Sersi:, texting the others: There’s just this bird…

Sersi: In the Chicago airport…

Sersi: I’m going to name it Ravioli.

Thena: Is it on fire? No? Can it be solved with a fire? Also no? Does it have anything to do with cooking? Yes? Then leave me alone, I’ll just make it worse.

Gilgamesh: Hey, I’m heading to Australia-

Druig: Get me a kangaroo.

Gilgamesh: Why?

Druig: B e c a u s e.

Gilgamesh: No get your own damn kangaroo.

Kingo, running away from Ikaris for who knows why: Lemme tell you something, lemme tell you something-

Ikaris: *grabs a frying pan*

Kingo, screaming: Let mE TELL YOU SOMETHING-

Phastos: So, T, what’s your New Year’s resolution-

Thena: To start a revolution.

Sprite: Don’t you dare kill me! I have a family!

Murderer: And you think I care?

Sprite: That wasn’t a plea for mercy, that was a warning.

*sounds of cosmic energy, several explosions, screams of agony, and car alarms are heard in the distance*

Sprite: And it sounds like they’re almost here.

Thena: What happens if you press the gas and the break down at the same time?

Gilgamesh: The car takes a screenshot.

Phastos, who was just about to leave the Walmart parking lot: Get out of my car. Both of you.

Phastos: Please, Thena, don’t do anything overly violent.

Thena: You could sooner divert a river from its course than deny me my nature.

Sersi, deeply inhaling: Okay, let’s try this again. Mary had a little lamb-

Druig: Its heart as black as coal.

Thena: It crept into her room one night-

Druig: -and ate her fuckin soul.

Sersi: …

Kingo: Roses are red…

Kingo: Violets are blue…

Thena, threateningly holding a paint brush: Interrupt my painting again and I’ll fucking bite you.

Sersi: I stay in bed, I am warm. I get in the shower, I am warm. The distance between the bed and shower? No. That is not warm.

Kingo: So, if you die, how do you think it would happen?

Thena: Eh, probably old age.

Kingo: But- We don’t even age?

Thena: That’s my point.

Druig: *laughing manically after Ikaris makes a stupid mistake*

Druig: It’s funny how dumb you are.

Makkari: I always wear red to funerals. It’s my way of saying, “Hello, Death. Kiss my ass.”

Random person in an elevator: Your purse looks delicious.

Ajak: …

Ajak, ready to wack them with her purse: WHY DON’T YOU JUST EAT IT THEN???

Druig: Hey, wait-

Kingo: Sorry dude, there’s no space left in here.

Thena: We could throw Ikaris onto the roof.

Ikaris: How about we throw you on the damn roof.

Druig: I agree with Thena, now get onto the roof.

Ikaris: How about we put Gil on the roof?

Thena: *throws Ikaris out of the car and pulls Druig in*

Ajak: *closes the elevator*

Kingo, Sprite, Phastos, Druig, and Makkari: *waiting outside the elevator since they won’t fit*

Kingo, as soon as the door closes: *opens it and waves*

Ajak: *shuts the door again because she just wants to leave*

Kingo: *opens the door again and waves*

Ajak: *closes the door again*

Kingo: *opens the door AGAIN* You shall not leave.

Ajak:: *closes the door AGAIN*

Kingo: *proceeds to open it yet again*

Ikaris: Just let us fuckin leave!

Ajak: *closes the door, starting to get agitated*

Kingo: *opeNS THE FUCKING DOOR AGAIN*

Ajak, Ikaris, Sersi, Thena, and Gilgamesh: LET THE FUCKING DOOR CLOSE!

Ajak: *closes the door, ready to beat the shit out of Kingo*

Kingo: *finally lets them go*

Thena: I am fluent in many ways of kicking your ass.

Ikaris: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN TWINKIES!

Druig: NO!

Phastos, to Sersi: Are they drunk-

Ikaris and Druig: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!

Kingo, watching a potato that’s attached to his ceiling fan: A potato flew around my room before you came-

Kingo, Ikaris, Sersi, Sprite, Druig, Phastos, Gilgamesh, Thena, Makkari, and Ajak, less than ten minutes later: *chaotic, bloody murder, unholy screeching*

Kingo: If you’ve knocked on a door, you’ve technically punched a house before.

Phastos: No-

Kingo: honk :D

Druig: WHAT

Kingo: HONK >:(

Druig: WHAT THE FUCK DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT???

Makkari, pointing to a strange creature: WHAT IS THAT???

Phastos: I don’t know! I remember reading something about it, but I forgot the name!

Makkari: NEVERMIND. I DON’T CARE WHAT IT IS, JUST HIT IT!

Sersi: IKARIS, GET THAT THING OUT OF THE HOUSE!

Ikaris: What? You’ve told me about how much you’ve been wanting a cat, then I found this guy! It’s fate, Sersi, FATE!

Sersi: IKARIS.

Sersi: THAT IS A RACCOON.

Sersi: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-

Kingo: Eyy, homie!

Makkari: But then there's cootie...

Thena: Die.

Ajak: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Thena: Spear.

Ajak: BLOCKED.

Ajak: I CHOOSE TO CALL IT MY KNIFE STICK.

Druig: I woke up today smiling because I saw Makkari and then I remembered that I’m still better than Ikaris.

Druig: Ajak, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Ikaris, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.

Makkari: Vegetable oil is made from vegetables, coconut oil is made from coconuts, so BABY OIL-

Phastos: CAN’T WE JUST HAVE A NICE FAMILY DINNER FOR ONCE???

Thena: *shatters a window and climbs through it*

Thena: *turns around and helps Sprite through it* Breaking and entering is wrong, Sprite.

Sprite: Okay.

Ajak: Is he stupid?

Thena, Druig, and Phastos, in unison: Yes, but he prefers to be called Ikaris.

Makkari: No thanks.

Makkari: I'm god.

Sersi, tearing up nearly every room in the Domo: WHERE ARE THEY???

Sersi, opening every cupboard after interrogating Druig: WHO MOVED THEM? WHO MOVED MY CHILDREN???

Sersi: SOMEONE MOVED MY M&Ms AND NOW I’M GOING TO START KILLING.

Ikaris, during the Emergence: What has this planet done for you? Why would you want to save it?

Sersi, Phastos, Makkari, Druig, and Thena, in unison: BECAUSE I’M ONE OF THE IDIOTS THAT LIVES ON IT!

Druig: Where are you going?

Ajak: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.

Thena, looking at a dead phone: How do we bring this thing back to life? Magic? Live sacrifice? I know a guy in town-

Eros: What happened to Ajak?

Thena: She died.

Eros: She what?

Thena: She died, but she’s okay now.

Eros: …Can you please clarify?

Ajak the Almighty: Clarification is for the weak.

Druig, working at McDonald's: Sorry sir, we don't serve a McFuck here, so either you throw that one slice of pickle out or we're gonna have a McProblem.

Druig: Why are you burning our marriage certificate?

Makkari: Good luck returning me without the receipt.

Phastos: Ikaris, I don't like you.

Ikaris: What did you say?

Phastos: You heard me!

Ikaris, internally: And it turns out I actually didn't hear what the fuck you just said.

Ajak: Are you really planning to shoot the demon?

Makkari: Don't worry, it's a holy gun.

Ajak: How so?

Makkari: It makes holes.

Ikaris: I feel so burnt out.

Thena: Don’t worry, it'll be over soon.

Ikaris: Are you gonna... assassinate me?

Thena: Well not if you’re expecting it.

Ajak, about to jump over a canyon with the others in the back: Total lack of drivers training DON’T FAIL ME NOW!

Gilgamesh: I love you.

Thena: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Gilgamesh and Thena kiss passionately*

Phastos, to Kingo: You owe me 20 dollars.

Ajak: What? I'm not aggressive!

Druig: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of sandals and stole my chocolate chips?

Ajak: Survival of the fittest, bitch!

Gilgamesh: Wow, Thena, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Thena: We literally slept together yesterday and we’ve managed to convince everyone else that we’ve been married for the past few thousand years.

Gilgamesh: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

Kingo, after being buried in sand: I am the sand guardian, Guardian of the Sand.

Sprite, who is the one who buried him: POSEIDON QUIVERS BEFORE HIM!

Kingo, a few minutes later, screaming at a wave: FUCK OFF!

#eternals #eternals incorrect quotes #eternals thena #eternals gilgamesh #thenamesh #eternals druig #eternals ikaris #eternals ajak #eternals sprite #eternals phastos #eternals kingo #eternals sersi #eternals makkari #Drukkari #I think I added to much Thenamesh… #nah #there’s no such thing as too much Thenamesh #I’m running out of quotes

[blaperile]

Homestuck: Beyond Canon (reactions pages 602 - 614)

Alright, I've already read the 4/13 update a couple of days ago but only just found a bit of time to write a bit about it.

Though it's clearly not the exact same, Dirk's headphone there on page 602 reminds me a bit of the album art for "Beyond Canon" on the Homestuck bandcamp.

With just how wide the panel is on page 603, it reminds me of some of those pages in the latter part of Homestuck where we could scroll from left to right for an incredibly wide panel.

There on Dirk's monitor is clearly an Incipishere, with Skaia, Prospit, The Veil en Derse clearly depicted. An indication that the session is "already here" and Dirk's found a way to monitor it? In that case it's practically guaranteed they will be able to start the session eventually.

Those creatures in the tanks are a clear reference to the chesspiece monsters on the Trolls' meteor. Even with some black and white chesspiece-like fluids in the tubes on the left and right (do those contain the DNA/slime/whatever of Dirk and Rose's respective species?).

And then suddenly the art style shift for Sprite Mode!!! Though I wonder, is this new version of the Sprite Mode also going to be used from now on for all other adult characters, both in Meat and Candy? Or only for Dirk, Rose and Terezi (I like how they resemble Bro, Mom and Redglare now)?

Would be somewhat funny if we get an [S] page at one point of the confrontation between Dave and Dirk as a reference to Dave and Bro's rooftop battle, complete with Dave still being depicted in his "kid" Sprite Mode while Dirk is depicted just like Bro.

I wonder what exactly the automation is that Terezi made for the Deltritus population. Is it like an Exile command terminal being controlled by an AI that gives the Deltritus population suggestions? Is it something like Dirk's Auto-Responder that the Deltritus people will be able to talk to?

With how Dirk refers to a "conditional map that prompts them" I'm also reminded of Terezi's LOWAS Google Maps map for John back in the day, hehe.

These pages are making it very, very clear how Terezi does not approve at all of what Dirk is doing, and honestly it's kind of ominous how in page 608 he overshadows her (reminds me of those wiggly lines of death or whatever we called those in the Murderstuck days).

It's now being very heavily implied that Terezi will want to make a Johnsprite in the new Deltritus session. The question is if she will be succesful or not? The way it's being kind of hyped up makes me afraid it's all a red herring and we're really never going to see Meat John again. :(

Man, Dave and Jade really are going to freak the fuck out if/when they get confronted with Robot Rose and Corpse John.

I think Dirk really is onto something with what he believes Terezi wants to do here. Feeling guilt and trying to rectify (what she finds to be) her mistakes is kind of a recurring theme with her, like with the dead Johns and Daves back in the session, or even the whole cycle of revenge between the Trolls, but especially of course the end of the Game Over timeline when she sent John on the quest with the scarf to create the new timeline.

I wonder how much Rose really heard of the conversation between Dirk and Terezi. I assume she only just walked in near the end of it and didn't hear Dirk basically threatening to take Terezi out of the picture? Otherwise I'd kind of expect more of a reaction coming from her.

The way Rose is now depicted with the hood is a nice throwback to when she just became God Tier

Again and again the "real" Rose seems to surface every now and then, with doubts on what she and Dirk are doing. I really hope she will eventually truly come back to her senses. Perhaps once she needs to face Kanaya (oh man, what if when the other guys arrive we get both a Dave-Dirk fight and a Rose-Kanaya fight :o )?

So, Dirk's population will live on the land, while Rose's will live in the water. Kind of like how there were both landdwelling and seadwelling Trolls? The question is how well their species will be getting along.

It's interesting to get a bit of insight into Dirk's insecurities here, with him being worried that he loses Rose and her interest in him and his goals. It makes me wonder, is this also somewhat how Bro felt about Dave, trying too desperately to make Dave interested in him and Bro's interest, leading them to their incredibly toxic situation?

To top it all of, Dirk resting his head on Rose reminds me a lot of Dave resting his head on Dirk when they had their private conversation just before [S] Collide would take place.

Man, this 4/13 update didn't have John and Dave featured nor were they even directly referenced but this update sure did make me think a lot of them, haha

#Homestuck #Homestuck: Beyond Canon #update #upd8 #reaction #Dirk Strider #Terezi Pyrope #Rose Lalonde

[justaspecter]

Why you shouldn't trust your friends on Halloween...

You are dragged by your friends back into your old town to spend your group's yearly Halloween party, and for some reason, you don't have any recollection of what you did whenever you wake up the next day all alone in the forest.

Of course, Halloween isn't complete without an old-school haunted house trespassing. To your unlucky ass, you got the longest stick. And without further ado, unceremoniously pushed you inside the hole of the backdoor.

Well, time to get your yearly spooks.

This is my attempt at writing a smut fic. But instead, I ended up making this mess. I tried really. Hope you enjoy reading this.

Just for the spook

"Aahhh!" You screamed almost jumping on the spot when you heard the offensive sprite sound coming from the automated sprayers. "Fucking hell." You curse as you glare at the random shelves placed right beside the staircase. 

This mansion. This. Fucking. Mansion. It's driving you insane. You've been wandering in the dark halls for an hour now looking for a way out. You tried every possible door, every window, heck even the small hole in the wall that your pesky friends pushed you inside, but you kept coming back to that corridor where the strange black door stood intimidatingly at the very end of the hall. Inside the room is an ominous coffin at the very center, a bit of attention whore to place in the most obvious spot. And as if that isn't enough to confuse you. This, you glared accusingly at the little boring gray-colored spray, of all the things that seem out of place in this mansion this fucking thing is the most out of a place of them all. 

Ignore the coffin. Whoever lives in this decrepit mansion must have placed it for the scare. 

The moment you get out of this creepy place you're gonna strangle those bastards. But in the pit of your stomach uncertainty squirms constantly as if you are running after the bathroom, corridors stretching away in front of you while you are having an untimely attack of lbs you never have. 

And then there's the feeling of being watched. Right at the edge of your peripheral, you swear someone was peering in every corner veiled by the darkness, a glimpse of eerie gold, whipping like a wisp whenever you turn or glance. 

The sound of the slow tune of the piano and other orchestral instruments grows louder as you walk closer to the end of the hall. You don't dare to remember anymore how many times you heard that music in that same specific spot, that same theatrical soprano of that wailing woman. 

Why do you keep coming back to that same hallway?! You swear you are going back down the main hall. And you swear, you, you pulled the needle away from the Gramophone. 

Sudden bouts of anger rush through you as you dash toward the Gramophone pushing it off its place. Some of its pieces clutter the ground. Putting an absolute end to the looping creepy wail of its disturbing symphony. 

"Enough! Whoever sick fuck you are just show yourself!" You screamed accusingly flashlight flailing around the darkness. 

You are huffing, shaky ragged breaths from frustration, confusion, and utter helplessness vehemently gnawing your remaining composure. Spending another hour in this damn place and your phone's battery will eventually die down on you.  

The sound of the door creaking pulls you back into this dark reality. You follow where the sounds come from, you round around the corner and you hardly distinguished a glimpse of a tall figure standing in front of the lone open door in the dark hall. Before you could even shine your light toward it the figure entered the room. Under your cautious steps, floorboards creak wearily as if its sole purpose is to tattle you. Everything in this place is simply against you. 

Even though you didn't mean to intrude the mansion, bothering it with your existence, this stinking place should just release you if it hates you so much. 

Then the sound of the piano once again thrums within the deathly silence of the place. It is hauntingly familiar to the sound played on the Gramophone. 

Inside there's the figure you saw before, it's back facing you as it plays the piano. But the more you get closer something is definitely… off. Still, that doesn't stop you from reaching toward the man who seems to be wearing a pristine suit. 

"He-hello? Excuse me?"

The music stopped. The lack of music shouldn't spook you but the person's rigid stance in front of the piano managed to unnerve you. 

"I-I didn't mean to trespass in this place. My friends pushed me inside the hole of the backdoor. Please Mister, can you help me out? I swear I'll never come back here." You waited for a reply hoping that the man would help you. 

"I'm afraid not."

You flinch and suddenly feel petrified when the voice doesn't come out toward the man in front of you. Instead, the voice awfully sounded near as if…

Slowly you crane your head to your side only to find nobody there beside you. Then a rustle brought your attention back toward the piano, toward the man. 

The man.

Your knees give out as you stare eyes wide in disbelief, mouths gaping open but the air feels too thick and sprinkled with glass as in every expand of your chest there was a sharp sensation scraping your throat all the way down your chest. You are now quivering after realizing you've been tricked. The hope in you has been crushed once again. 

Glass bead for an eye staring at you dead in the eyes. As the mannequin, you thought a real living man this whole time is nothing but a lifeless figure. A mannequin. What is this place? 

Then the music started playing again from afar. 

Done with the random shit that screws with you, you stand up marching toward the hall you keep looping from. You are welcome with the sight of the broken Gramophone still on the ground, the record continues to rotate producing a distorted horrifying sound. 

"There's nowhere for you to run…"

This time the melodious wail of the singer turned akin to the demonic voice in a mocking holler and the wail of pained cries synthesized to a twisted orchestra. 

"You know… Alice went mad crawling that hole underneath the tree." The demonic voice told you through the horn of the broken gramophone. "Alice, oh poor Alice. Curiosity killed her in the end. Then there's you. Yes, you. Oh, how unfortunate." The voice laughs and laughs and laughs. "Too bad you can't remember everything." 

The laughter starts grating your ears just like the sound of the chalk being dragged across the board. 

Both of your hands clutch the side of your head in a pitiful attempt of muffling the offending sound. You scream, kicking the horn, and stump the box repeatedly until the record is crushed into pieces. 

"Pushed by their friends unwittingly feeding you off into the hungry mouth of a monster. Some friends you have there, little darling."

"Shut up! Shut up!" You chanted frantically screaming along your ragged breath as you continued kicking the damn thing. 

The distorted laughter grows louder and louder making your ears ring, even the cry of pain in the background occasionally overlays the sinister maniac cackle. 

When you realize stumping the gramophone does nothing to stop the noise you turn around and run. Not caring where your frantic feet take you, you just run while trying all the doors you pass. To your horror whenever you turn around the corner you are greeted by the same scenery, broken pieces of the gramophone scattered on the ground, the same mocking demonic laughter, the orchestra of human torment, and the same black door at the end. 

But you keep running… and running and running. You are just zooming, passing the same corridor over and over again. Until your body reminds you of its mortality without proper cardio, guess your lazy ass comes biting you at the most horrifying time. Eventually, you stop and lean beside the wall. 

"Here."

It's a different voice this time. You don't have to search where it came from when the door behind you is slightly open. 

Although you are reluctant upon entering the room, you inch closer and closer until you reach the door and peer through the gap. 

What you see through the gap makes you throw away the remaining reasoning as you run inside the room without even considering it may be a trap. Too desperate and scared you run toward the open front door. 

But you only get passed through a paper-like wall. The utter shock makes you stumble over something in the oppressing darkness which causes you to lose your grip on your phone. Your phone slid meters away from you and when you attempted to crawl toward your phone, echoing footsteps interrupted you. 

You just realized you are not alone in the room. 

Fear is making your whole body rigid, and unresponsive to your instinct screaming at the back of your head to just run, as the steps sound undoubtedly close ahead of you. 

The phone on the ground lies upturned, shining its light above but it is enough to illuminate what lies ahead. Ahead where the footfalls come from a tall figure is emerging in the darkness. A figure with a pair of scorching gold eyes peering down at you. Under its intense gaze, it holds you captive. Enthrall with its peculiar yet familiar hue that illuminates amidst the dark like a neon light.   

The figure halts in front of the phone and now you can see it's a man. But the more you look at him, he looks more than a mere mortal who is undoubtedly handsome with his symmetrical facial features and pointed sideburns. Why does it feel like you actually put those thoughts into words? 

But if he is a god why is he wearing a turtleneck and winter coat? The man still looks elegant but… 

You are suddenly snapped out of your trance when he kneels in front of your phone and picks up the device. 

"Stand up and follow me." 

Hearing his voice brings back the administration over your body and also soothes your fear away. He gives your phone back, even helping you to stand but you jolt away from his touch. 

His hands are cold. Too cold for a living being. Cold like a metal collar around your neck. Your hand instantly touches around your bare neck, as if it is searching for something that is supposed to be there. 

The man isn't bothered by your sudden recoil as he stands up as if nothing happens, as if you didn't just find out. He even looked like he anticipated it from you. 

"I assure you no harm will be inflicted upon you if you follow me."

Again his voice stirs emotions that you don't know where it's coming from. 

"Why–why should I believe you?"

"Why not? You are the trespasser in my home. I'm simply leading you the way out."

Home? He is the owner of this… this demonic place. "This place, I've been here for an hour. I've been running around looping back and forth to that corridor."  

He doesn't respond and saunters toward the door, he just waits there holding the door open for you. You don't know if you can even trust this man knowing what this place did to you. 

Out of the room, you are greeted with a lit-up corridor that is now immaculately clean. You don't question the changes anymore, you accept the mansion is somewhat possessed and supernatural. 

The entire walk down the hall is quiet; only the sound of footsteps is your external stimulus to prove what's going on right now is real. 

Then why does every step closer through the front door your limbs go heavier? 

You expected him to open the door for you but he stopped right beside the door.

"You really are a hopeless case, y/n." He said. 

Your hand hovers over the doorknob. He knew your name. How? 

"It's pointless anyway."

"What do you mean?"

"You always meant to stay here. So there's no point leaving."

You expected a monster will be the one standing right next to you, but instead you meet a pair of golden eyes gleaming with sick amusement. You step back from his threatening closing steps.  

"You always come back, you always do, y/n."

"What do you mean? Who are you?" You asked, voice shaking from panic. Fear is back in your veins again, making you tremble, constricting your airways, and violently pounding your heart in your chest like an animal wanting to free itself from this confusing hellhole. 

Cornered by the wall behind you, you attempt to escape by finally reaching over the door, but cold hands grab your jaw along with the strong arm that holds your back pulling you close to him. 

"Let me help you to remember, my beloved." 

 What the hell! 

 

You tried pushing him away but he overpowered you easily. He is indeed inhuman. Your panicking intensifies when you feel his breath waft over your neck. Without warning, piercing pain shocks your already frazzled nerves. Blank memories started filling up. 

Every year, after you accidentally release the demon in this god-forsaken mansion you come back. Every year on the night of Halloween you are always bound to return one way or another, like a broken record to loop in this never-ending cycle. And in the morning you will wake up in the woods without any recollection of the nightmare you endure. 

You will always be back in the arms of this pitiful, lonely demon bound in this old decrepit mansion. A company for the exchange of your friend's life and yours. 

Mihawk pulls away from your neck cupping your face and stares at you with so much longing. Six hours, you only have to endure his existence for six hours and this will all be over. 

"Tell me beloved how long have you been wandering around?" He asked. Breaking the usual silence between the two of you.

 "An hour?"

He hums. His hold tightens around you while he carries you. You don't know why but you are growing anxious a gut feeling like something is about to happen. 

Then you enter a room, a lit room. The illumination inside is not originated from any of the lamps or candles inside but from the windows. 

"Can you remember how I wish to watch the sunrise with you, y/n?"

Sunrise. No. No, it can't be. 

Mihawk carefully lay you on an armchair before going toward the curtain. He pushes the curtains aside and opens the balcony door. You never thought the view of the sun rising over the horizon caused you so much despair. 

What's going on? Why are you still here?

"One of your friends trade you over a wish."

As if being stuck here isn't enough. You finally break down, crumbling into tiny bits, and leak out of your eyes. The light of early dawn no longer holds its usual beauty, the warmth of safety. Instead, the flickering lights over the horizon seem to taunt you. As it never assures you of the safety you believe in for so long. 

Both of your hands are gently pulled away from your eyes. You don't bother fighting the tears from falling out of your eyes or either the man now kneeling in front of you. 

"I told you, didn't I? You are bound to stay here eventually and become my bride. You should have just accepted my proposal instead of running away." He said while he wipes away the stubborn tears that continue rolling down your cheeks. 

Your fate had been decided before it was even drawn on your palm. His thumb softly traces the scar on your palm. The scars inflicted by one of your friends out of their curiosity. A sacrifice.

The demonic voice in the gramophone is right. Some friends you got. Now you are stuck inside the mansion you desperately wanted to run away from. 

Closing your eyes you submit, letting him kiss you on your forehead. There's no use in fighting him. And at the back of your head, the small voice roused from its slumber saying you are always meant to be here. 

As the cold gold metal band slips onto your left ring finger, it fits perfectly as if it's meant for you, sealing your fate like how it's supposed to be. 

#x reader #one piece x reader #mihawk x reader #failed miserably #not what I expected but oh well #random

[azumasoroshi]

Randst Magazine 8

what the FUCK is going on

HERLOCK IS ON TRIAL FOR MURDERRRR it was about time tbh

he quoted herlock sholmes again???? after i JUST made the post about him reading herlock sholmes books?? honey just admit you're down bad already

i am now thoroughly convinced that he actually does read the books/randst magazine in canon because why the fuck else would he know herlock sholmes quotes verbatim??????

he's literally the "i hate [insert character]" while putting pictures of said character on the wall meme for herlock dude im not kidding

did he ever figure out that iris wrote the books in dgs or dgs2 because i have this weird memory of dialogue between him and iris where he comes in mad about his depiction in the book and then iris is like i wrote the books! and he completely changes his tone and he's like wow your writing is exquisite

OH WAIT that was a fanfiction whoops

is he being derogatory???? like id assume so but why'd he have to say "us mortals of inferior mental capacity" lmFAO

dude imagine if he and susato talked about the books and ended up getting into a giant literary debate while also trying to figure out who the bigger fan is i might just cry

iris holds a trivia competition to see who can name the most verbatim quotes/recall super unimportant details with the page numbers

and sholmes ryuu and gina are watching them like what the fuck??

WHAT IS THIS SPRITE THAT'S TERRIFYING

damn that was you when you're tired??? i thought he was rolling his eyes or something aksgjdhsjhgskgsj

we're getting van zieks' inner thoughts wtf

bruh have they just been standing there for three hours help

i would NOT want to be stuck in the same room as barok for three hours with the only noise being an ominously ticking clock let me tell you

i guess gregson knew him before he became a vampire though so it's not as intimidating but still. gregson you are a braver man than me

stronghart is supposed to be this super punctual guy what's with both them and ryuunosuke waiting forever for him to appear

i cannot get over the van zieks perspective wtf

thank god it's not from his eyes so that we can see his cloaked forward-facing sprites

he's SO hot why didnt we ever see these sprites in game what the hell

or at least outside of court

these and the ryuu sprites although im now realizing those mightve been reserved for the dance of deduction

OH THANK GOD MADAM ROSIE IS STILL ALIVE i was actually so sad for her :sob: she got bullied by the other birds in stronghard's chambers bruh

i didnt realize that stronghart actually takes care of his birds though and that they're not just a dramatic effect bgkjDHGSKDJ that's pretty sweet and a nice detail

barok: says you bitch i was about to drop undead

HE'S SO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

the rare actually-happy-and-not-faking-it-for-iris gregson

thank god she's okay though sheesh i was really worried

although maybe dont compare her to Larry Butz that just seems like a bad omen akjdhgHKJDHJSJHKDGd

#vanlock #homubaro #barosharo #dgs #dai gyakuten saiban #barok van zieks #herlock sholmes #tobias gregson #mael stronghart #the great ace attorney #tgaa

[boypussydilf]

i love sherlocks being serious sprites but to get to the point and not ramble abt ominous detective man, i love his plain facing straight forward sprite bc of the drastically different ways its used. its always “oh god oh fuck” but sometimes thats the player going “oh god oh fuck shit just got real” and sometimes thats sherlock going “oh god oh fuck i am SO dumb.”

#basilposting

[darlingatlas]

Things that happened in my friends and I's playthrough of Ace Attorney Pt. 13

Previously

Cast: Me Friend 1: L Friend 2: M Friend 3: N

xxxxx

Me, as Maya: And on top of that, I'm the suspect of the, of the, susefsfsf- FUCK! *laughter* M: Want to take that from the top? L: Yeah, you've only been accused three times? Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

xxxxx

M, as Pearl: I'll leave you two.....alone.

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N: I'm gonna make the Judge a smoker for his voice. N: *does the voice* Us: YEAHHH!

xxxxx

N: von Karma talks so much!

xxxxx

N: *keeps breaking character because of laughing*

xxxxx

M: Morgan Fey... Goddamit. L: Wait, Morgan le Fay. Me: Wait, did you just get that??? L: Listen, we're stupid.

xxxxx

*Judge gets whipped* N: *deadpan* Ah.

xxxxx

L: *chokes on water from laughing* Me: Drinking is ill-advised for this gameplay.

xxxxx

*game keeps jumping between Judge and Morgan, who are both voiced by N* Franziska, to Judge: Be. Quiet. N: YES, PLEASE! MY THROAT IS KILLING ME!

xxxxx

Judge: Ms. Fey, please tell us what happened at this time. N: Which one? There's four of them.

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M: With great strength, comes great thrustability!

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M: You know, I want to know. Where's the bailiff for all the stuff von Karm is doing??? N: She's committing assault!

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N, as Judge: Who did she go speak to? Me: Your mom.

xxxxx

*Ini Miney returns* M, who loves this character's voice: AWWW YESS!

xxxxx

L: *accidentally pushes the continue button mid-dialogue* N: GUILTY!

xxxxx

*everyone mimicking Ini Miney's sprite animations*

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Judge: Wait, you mean to tell me that it wasn't Maya Fey but your sister you saw??? Me, as von Karma: YES, YOU STUPID FOOL! WE HAVE ESTABLISHED THIS 18 SEPARATE TIMES! N, as Judge: I have the memory of a goldfish! von Karma: THAT'S CALLED ALZHEIMER'S! M, quietly: The snack that smiles back

xxxxx

M: *uses Dr. Doofenshmirtz's voice for Mimi* AND THAT'S WHY I TOOK REVENGE.... ON THE TRI-STATE AREA!

xxxxx *talking about Ghostbusters and the BJ ghosts scene (long story... listen, we're talking about ghosts and spirits, of course we'd bring up Ghostbusters)* coincidentally.... von Karma: It is a bit hard to swallow *hysterical laughter*

xxxxx

M: This voice (for Ini) is just the yassified voice of #5: Burger King Foot Lettuce.

xxxxx

Phoenix: *explaining how UK cars have driver seats on the opposite side to US cars* Everyone: OHHHHHHH

xxxxx

Phoenix: THE WITNESS'S REAL NAME IS.... *given prompt to present profile* *accidentally presents attorney's badge* NONONONON

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von Karma: THIS COURT IS A FRAUD! A SHAM! N: I mean, you're not wrong.

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L: Wait, isn't this the case you both hate? N & Me: Yes.

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L: How scared I should be of the clown you guys keep talking about? N: *ominous laughter* L: Got it.

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*sees Max Galactica's picture* L: Why his tits out?

xxxxx

Max: Sweetie, drop porcupine head over there. L: *surprised Pikachu face*

xxxxx

Phoenix: The circus is closed. That means no clowns, no elephants. Me, as Maya: I mean... I don't know about that, Nick. I think there's a clown standing in front of me right now.

#aa #ace attorney playthrough #ace attorney justice for all #ace attorney liveblog #phoenix wright #maya fey #franziska von karma

[ness-plays-wizards]

Caesar Route Chapter 3 (6-9)

Last time on the Caesar Route, Liz, Caesar, Elias, and Yukiya searched an entire library and found literally nothing on the Star Sapphire, then decided to split up but I ran out of tickets before something interesting could happen.

Remy continues the history lesson from last route. Apparently, human wizards sealed dragonkin underground and in the sky.

Wow. Definitely a combination of sentences that are not cryptic, ominous, or a Chekhov’s gun whatsoever. Although this is more of a Chekhov’s monologue than a gun.

The headmaster leaves, then the group splits up to do their things. Liz and Caesar are about to start their search when they hear what part 6 describes as a slam but part 7 describes as an EXPLOSION. When they go to check it out, they find Zeus, Hiro, and Alfonse fighting some shadow creature, because it ALWAYS comes down to a shadow creature fight.

Wait that’s not even a shadow creature. That’s just another stray Lost Island sprite. It goes for Liz because of fucking course it does, so Caesar has to defend her.

Holy shit I totally forgot they reused zombie sprites for fucking black plague victims.

So the fucking black zombie plague is back, the Delta variant of the black robe plague some could say, literally since Alfonse reveals that this ISN’T actually the black robe plague, while Caesar indentifies it as a “Magic Soldier,” because when I hear the phrase magic soldier my first thought is “zombie.”

So then Alfonse reveals that it’s biochemical warfare, since a magic soldier is just a corpse deliberately infected with black robe covid-19 delta variant plague disease to create free foot soldiers, but it’s also been engineered not to spread. Also apparently someone at Gedonelune started this. Everyone is horrified at this but Caesar does that weird “emotionless mask” thing he sometimes does, apparently.

Everyone gears up to fight the magic soldiers, but since they’re corpses, they’re not deterred by things that would deter normal soldiers, like losing entire arms. Then Caesar somehow figures out that Zett is behind everything. Womp womp.

Scheduled for January 26th

#wizardess heart #shall we date #solmare #caesar route #liz heart #caesar raphael #wh zett #zeus brundle #hiro tachibana #alfonse goldstein #willem v rembrandt

[puppyeared]

I'm with you in the dark

#yes yes heres your obligatory ralsei sus art #i didnt really see ralsei asoutright brushing off some stuff in the game till i went poking around online #i think the only thing that stood out to me the most was when he stopped berdly and everyone from making another fountain? #the way he worded it too like... 'what... do you think youre all doing?' #like damn ralsei thats kinda uhhh. thats kinda out of character even for you imo #AND THEN THAT FUCKING OMINOUS SPRITE #plus how he was real quick to just seal the fountain? like 'aw guess queens down ok lets go seal the fountain' #and i get maybe he didnt read the room and i cant remember exactly if he reacted the same way in chapter 1 but? #i can guess toby knew we would like queen more but ralseis reaction has always been a little... off to me #he was being a cute good boy the rest of the chapter but like. its stuff like this that makes you question #if theyre really inconsistencies we should look out for or come out as 'off' about ralsei #and... how did he come to know about the prophecy? why did queen mention the knight but its not mentioned in ralseis prophecy? #what is the history of ralsei's dark world if all the other dark worlds have history despite having their fountains formed so suddenly? #deltarune #deltarune chapter 2 #deltarune 2 #ralsei deltarune #deltarune ralsei #dr ralsei #ralsei #deltarune fanart #utdr #toby fox #my art #myart

[mewmewchann]

I didn’t really do that much today, but take some Nisetaro sprites I made.

(and yes, I had to give him a “bitch please I’m fabulous you ain’t got nothing on me honey” sprite XD)

#danganronpa oc #drv3 au #danganronpa sprite #danganronpa art #Nisetaro Tokumei #Hope Kanade doesn't mind me stealing her pose #*cue ominous guitar noises in the distance* OH FUCK-

[bogboye]

Whaddup lads just watched Eternals, you know exactly what time it is:

the found family is STRONG in this one (or maybe not so much killkillkill)

they were all so physically intimate w each other raaaaaaaaaaa

also the amount of pretty people is too much for me to handle like the range

I went with my lesbian best friend and I love her, I really do but man she would literally not shut up about Angeline Jolie

Their powers are all so fucking cool

Makkaris sonic boom is just something else

Like every fucking fast fuck you see on TV looks like an arthric turtle trying to reach a place of kale that's laying outside of the greenscreen

But not Makkari though OH NO

Also everyone signing to her oaaaaaa good shit good shit good shit

Finally some good fucking food disabled representation

why was there a sex scene ewewew get it away from me (it wasn't that bad I'm just a dramatic cunt)

THEIR CONSTUMES RAAAAAAA THEYRE ALL SO STUNNING AND FIT THE CHARACTERS SO WELL AAAAAAAAAA

Sprites vibes are so fucking gnc like lads

Also I'm like so glad they didn't do some weird romance thing w them and Ikaris like nay lads I woulda left

Why did I already forget Sersis boyfriends name? Oh that's right because he was on screen for like six minutes max

Yo as soon as I saw Ajak lying there like a fucking Manekin someone pushed over at kohl's I knew something ain't right

RIP to you Queen you were a real one

FUCKING KINGO SKSHABAIEBE I LOVED EVERYTHING BOLLYWOOD HIS DUMB LITTLE EYEBROW AND KARUN HURRRJJDJD

I swear that mf has at least five cameras stashed into every single pocket of his suit

Druig my babe my darling fucking superb you funky little mind controller

He literally went: yeah Imma leave and take the lads me, what you gonna do?

And Ajak said aight fair enough sskdjsnaiaksbssksj

Ikaris? Don't know her

OH you mean the traitorous cunt that killed two members of his family after one of them told him "Hey I think genocide is bad let's stop this"

Fucking all lives matter vibes I hate him SO MUCH

GOOD FUCKING RIDANCE

BITCH

Thena my beloved? My ethereal Goddess of War? I'd fight Arishem for you, just say the word

Also hers and Gilgameshs' friendship is literally one of my favourite m/f friendships I've ever seen on TV

She's suffering from her flashbacks (which reminded me a fuckton of ptsd) and Gilgamesh chose to stay by her side, taking care of her and isolate themselves so no one else could get hurt

I love him so so so much and his death didn't absolutely SIIAVSKADUKDDOAAJBDIS yeah I'm a normal person <3

PHASTOS

PHASTOS PHASTOS PHASTOS RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The man the myth the legend mcus 57th gay character

except THIS TIME we actually met his husband and his son and they were affectionate and they kissed-

crops are watered skin is clear musk is dead

And we had two men that weren't fucking shredded or skinny NO they were stout and they were absolutely fucking badass (not the shit endgame pulled with Thor fuck you fuck you fuck you)

Druig and Makkari own my heart, actually ❤

Also I'm so fucking glad they didn't make Ikaris and Sersi get back together

Yeah he had his stupid little "The power of love" moment

BUT he flung himself in the sun immediately after so it's okay

Die (derogatory)

awwww they made Sprite human let's move on

BAHAHA ARISHEM REALLY YOINKED EVERYONE UP AND INTO OUTER SPACE THIS WAS SO FUCKING FUNNY

chile, anyways so

*Harry Styles shows up* hold on, what was that?

I swear I burst a fucking blood vessel

OH WAIT I REMEMBERED HIS NAME anyway whats w that Dane dude? He's funny but what's a w the sword and that ominous ass voice?

#eternals #mcu #marvel mcu #dane x sersi #sersi #dane whitman #ikaris #phastos #gilgamesh #makkari #makkari x druig #druig #sprite #thena #ajak #kingo #karun #eternals spoilers #noah reviews movies

[case-files-and-wine]

so im rewatching apollo justice and you get live commentary (spoilers ofc, but this doesnt focus on the main story that much more on the little stuff i kinda missed the first time) 

4-1

-kristoph is nicer in the first half than i remember even with the backhanded compliments -“BULLETS!? WHERE!?” -love that apollos defence is that mr wright would NEVER do that (cue anime eyes) -apollos thinking sprite my beloved -apollos 2d sprites my beloved  -apollos objection, complete with the screen shaking effect and music is funnier than it should be -the OST goes hard -he has such a snarky inner monologue, quite similar to phoenix. ive heard a lot of apollos character got lost in translation so rip -phoenix and kristoph are both so dramatic. such tangled webs we weave my ass phoenix weve seen you cross examine a parrot -kristoph really said ‘his vibes were off’  -phoenix really revoked zaks right to call himself a dad. good.  -they really did not pull any punches in the intro case, excellent start. it all feels really ominous, with the music and beanix and. everything. (also its long under the cut)

4-2

- 

-they couldnt have handled phoenixs financial situation with less delicacy if they tried -phoenix has a fetish for being examined? -phoenix is emas drug dealer? -what is happening -ah yes the los angeles yakuza -i love ema im so glad shes a major character  -how the hell did she not know abt trucy -klavier is meaner than i remember -oh my god the stickler cross examination drags on for so long -also. hes a creep. not funny.  -klavier is meaner than i remember. what the fuck was that with wocky. (i remembered he said it but its actually so much worse in detail) -trucy talks to zaks portrait :((  -trucy is so much help shes the one who figured out the forehead thing at first -EMA SWEETHEART NO,

-she signs her name with a heart doodle i love her so much -trucy thinks the bullet looks tasty and i do not blame her one bit -apollo and trucy have so much sibling energy already -also props to trucy for not holding state v enigmar against klavier, she must have known the name if not recognize him by face -apollo definitely sounds a lot more amateurish in the beginning cases, prosecutions figured it out a long time back, later cases we can see hes much better at this; to think we couldve gotten a full apollo arc  -from what i hear this case sounds boring af to a lot of ppl which fair, i thought it was alright. we get one hell of an introduction to trucy and klavier, but i feel like if there were 5 cases in the game it wouldve balanced it out better somehow?  -this case has the vibes of. comic relief before the dramatic showdown except its one case too early 

4-3

-someone pointed out in another post how. fanfiction-y the beginning to this is. and theyre so right -hm. ‘exotic’. game came out in 2007. -apollo really, really wants a flatscreen -ah, diva klavier -why was daryans guitar stolen? did i miss sm? -ema sings on the witness stand?? i did not remember this asdfg -did not realise he canonically gets called a diva. 10/10 -trucy wants modern gladiatorial combat to be a thing -they couldnt have handled phoenixs financial situation with less delicacy if they tried -if apollo ever loses his badge hes going to learn to play the guitar -is ema a snackoo powered android? tune in to find out -so its a regular occurrence,

-im glad they acknowledge in game (sometimes) how goddamned ridiculous some of the lines are,

-this has so much klavier content... anyway he spends office hours daydreaming -and has given up on trying to explain his fancy ass office chair to ppl -

-sigh. racist klavier. why oh why. -must keep trucy away from small, round fish -oh my fucking god throw valant out of a window for giving us that tape how many times must we do this. and the mixing board.  -what is daryan’s motive? werent him and machi both world famous musicians why did they need more money?? -a LOT of klavier content. again, is there any reason why aj didnt have 5 cases? aj has so much plot potential (which is prob why 4-2 which contributed nothing feels out of place) and it became WASTED potential  4-4

-trucy is so funny, their investigation sections are the best -apollo has daddy issues,

-this feels like one of those excerpts from real court cases: 

-honestly i kinda agree with klavier there who licks stuff anymore pls dont -ema just does a kristoph impression unprompted to fuck w klavier?? he hasnt even been involved yet asdfgfdsasdf -vera is such a sweetheart she shouldve made a comeback in later games -trilogy ost how i have missed you -phoenix is exceptionally arrogant abt klavier being a novice just because for once no ones talked up the prosecution beforehand. i liked the pw trilogy ended on the note that phoenix has gained experience and is no longer a naive beginner but some of this feels ooc -although they really nailed the bitchy teen upstart thing -another one that feels like sm that would be said in a real court,

-valant just sounds like a broken tape record his response to all options is the same at some points -i really like valants panic sprite -phoenix being a snarky art critic yes -phoenix knows 3 flowers and has not realised that 2 out of 2 women hes dated also have flower names. hes unsure if those are roses -love that as soon as we switch to phoenix’s pov we see that he has exactly a quarter of a braincell.  -he feels bad that kristophs best friend is a rose (refer to the prev point) -”Your rose bites?!” -kristoph really bought a shovel off of ebay and dug his own grave giving us the nail polish huh  -literally what was zak thinking when he came back like. if you win then you ruin this guys life (who is taking care of HIS kid) AGAIN and that was the plan?? what. -ooh grand bracelet reveal i liked that. genuinely surprised me at the time. -and then it gets all serious with the proper plot progression, which i liked overall but it ended up feeling underwhelming because yknow. dual destinies came out instead of aj-2. from what i understand aj was received poorly at the time, mainly because of phoenix’s character in it, and tbh i get why ppl would be mad abt that. some things were just a bit too much/ too insulting to his character/ too ooc for them to laugh off (like trucy being the breadwinner), could be done way better while still keeping the beanix energy, but i overall liked beanix because of how many grey areas the whole game has. they went back to pretending everything was fine in dd which is what makes it bad, if theyd completed his arc... sigh. phoenix do you know what a terrible horrible no good very bad idea it is to hide the sibling thing. anyway. the ost goes hard. 

ps, i forgot to take screenshots while i was watching it, so i skipped around a bunch in this script

#DONT ASK ME WHY SOME OF THE PICS ARE SO LOW QUALITY IDK #its crispy on the site #ill prob rewatch the entire trilogy this summer i shld get a life #anyways feel free to come talk to me abt aj in general i will go on rants unprompted #ace attorney #apollo justice #klavier gavin #trucy wright #ema skye #phoenix wright #mine

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I'M DONE. HERE. TAKE THESE CHAPTER 2 THOUGHTS AND RUN, BABY.

so i'll try to go in order here. uhhhh... there's a LOT i have to say. first: toriel giggling sprite my beloved

on that note, ALL THE NEW SUSIE SPRITES MY BELOVEDS

NOELLE YOU'RE SO GAY. I THINK THIS IS PROBABLY JUST BECAUSE I TOLD HER TO IN CHAPTER ONE BUT SHE GAVE SUSIE THE LUNCHBOX FULL OF CHALK!! I LOVE ITTTT

ralsei's, uh... kinda sus. the whole "recruiting" thing REALLY sketches me out. and he looks kinda... smug, all the time, like he knows what's going on.

LANCER JOINED! ROUXLS JOINED EVEN THOUGH NO ONE WANTED THAT! STARWALKER JOINED, TO EVERYONE'S JOY!

LIBRARY PORTALLLL

so before i entered the city there was that pre-city area? that looked very much like the city? except it had different music? and i thought they'd cut welcome to the city and i was SEVERELY disappointed. but then they didn't! just something i wanted to mention

NOELLE!!

throughout this game i went from despising berdly to feeling bad for him to not really liking him again, but not hating him as much as before. he'd better stay the fuck away from susie though

the queen is the best villain. she's the kind you love to hate! she's literally so funny AND her boss battle is actually tough (rip to the king but he just. wasn't a formidable enemy at all lol)

THE GANG CHARLIE BROWN DANCING TO WIN A FIGHT! SUSIE GAINING THE POWER TO ACT THROUGH SHEER FORCE OF WILL! SUSIE FORCING RALSEI TO LEARN TO ACT EVEN THOUGH HE DIDN'T WANT TO! THAT ENTIRE BATTLE WAS AMAZING! THE "BATTLE WON" END DANCING SEQUENCE! GOING INSANE GOING INSANE

the puzzles in this chapter were genuinely really impressive! i especially loved the word search puzzles and the ice-ee undertale word search reference💙

that being said. the mouse puzzles were SO fucking infuriating. i caused poor noelle a LOT of grief with those and i feel bad.

SPEAKING OF NOELLE!! the scene where she and kris are walking through the puzzle, the one that spells "december", and she's talking about when they were kids, how she loved sneaking out? beautiful. the cinnamon tography <3 also i guessed dess's full name was december a while ago and while i guess it was obvious, it's nice to have that confirmed!

also, i love that susie and ralsei are real friends in this chapter! he taught her a healing spell!!

ugh. fucking berdly. so smug and pretentious. i love queen's desire to be as far away from him as possible though

i also like his backstory. it gives his behavior, even if it's still annoying, at least some context. i get the feeling of feeling like if you're not smart, people will forget about you, and that's scary.

ALSO ALSO. GAMER BERDLY. LITERALLY EVERYTHING ABOUT THAT IS PERFECT. "I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GAMER!" "i only play mobile games, berdly." "NOOOOOO!" like i ADORE that

anyways. time for me to talk about the only thing that matters in this world: suselle. i mean, did the gays win in this chapter or DID THE GAYS WIN IN THIS CHAPTER?? THEY RODE A HEART-COVERED FERRIS WHEEL AND HAD A HEARTFELT, TENSION-FILLED CONVERSATION!

"did you ever wonder why the real susie never picked on you? well, maybe it's because... when you were both new to class, you lent her one of your pencils, like... maybe a dumb one with candy canes on it or something, and... even though it didn't actually taste like candy, she... remembered your smile." okay god thanks toby it's not like i needed my heart or anything

SERIOUSLY. TOBY "i'm gonna give the gays everything they want" FOX IS BACK WITH ANOTHER BANGER LADS

QUEEN'S BOSS BATTLE! ACTUALLY TOUGH, UNLIKE KING'S! AND GIGA QUEEN! I'M GOING INSANE THAT WAS SO SICK AND SO HARD

the way my heart BROKE when lancer turned to stone good god thank GOD our boy's okay

AND ROUXLS KAARD IN HIS PIRATE DUCK!! WITH HIS LITTLE HAT! DEMANDING THE QUEEN MAKE HIM BUTLER SUPREMETH! I LOVE HIM MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

also!! kris and ralsei's little moment on the swan boat💙 i wasn't a kralsei shipper before but uh... that may be starting to change

it's hard because ralsei's still suspicious but at the same time i love him and want him to be happy. i don't know how to feel

also, if darkners outside of their dark worlds turn to stone after a while, why didn't ralsei? that's, uhhh... VERY sus. very weird. mr fox i need ANSWERS

WE FINALLY HAVE A WAY TO SAVE AFTER WE'VE FINISHED MOST OF THE EPILOGUE LADS. REJOICE!!

seriously the thing that peeved me about ch1 was that the last save point was on the battle stage and if i wanted to play the epilogue again, i had to. do that entire battle all over. BUT NOW THAT'S BEEN FIXED!!

UNDYNE AND ALPHYS HAVE MET UNDYNE AND ALPHYS HAVE MET THIS IS NOT A DRILL UNDYNE GAVE HER A BOX OF CANDIES EVERYBODY SHUT UP THEY'RE IN LOVE ALL IS RIGHT WITH THE WORLD

ALSO! NEAR THE BEGINNING! I FORGOT TO MENTION THE LITTLE WHITE DOG DOING DONUTS IN A TOY RACE CAR AND BACKING UP TRAFFIC! THANK YOU LITTLE WHITE DOG!

on that note: "looks like a car. this one has a man in it. he waves at you happily." AND THEN THE MAN'S GONE??? HEY TOBY???

ALSO. THE SEGMENT WHERE THE ANNOYING DOG HELPS US FIND THE KEY THROUGH THE POWER OF WANTON DESTRUCTION. THE BEST PLOT DEVICE!

TORIEL TEACHING SUSIE TO MAKE PIE STOP ITTTTT

and yes yes i KNOW kris slashed toriel's tires. that was extremely troubling. but THEY MADE PIE TOGETHER!!

"leave the chalk alone, kris" TORIEL!!

sans and toriel making egg puns and asgore running in and going "don't forget me, your eggs-husband!" is the FUNNIEST sitcom moment type thing ever. GOD.

on the other hand sans let me meet your brother god dammit i'll kill you

METTATONNNNNNN

RUDY... "who got you these flowers?" "is it weird for a married man to get flowers?" "so your wife did?" "oh, no! kris's dad did!" "...not even gonna try to understand this..." TOBY STOP ITTTT YOU'RE GIVING THE ASGORUDY SHIPPERS FALSE HOPE. YOU KNOW YOU'RE JUST GONNA KILL RUDY. YOU'RE JUST RUBBING SALT IN THE WOUND!

NUBERT! MY MAN!

seeing kris repeatedly they-themmed by multiple characters makes me so happy <3 poor kid... "college summer vacation when" "you opened the door with your eyes closed. you saw nothing" kris....

KRIS...

fucking. BLACK FOG STORM IN THE LIVING ROOM KRIS STOP IT. HOW'RE THEY GONNA REVEAL THIS WAS INNOCENT? THE KNIFE IN CHAPTER ONE WAS EASY BUT HOW WILL THEY EXPLAIN THIS

the staticy tv appearing in the dark and a toothy smile slowly fading into view in the center and lingering there ominously for far too long >>>>>>> every hollywood horror movie ever god. GOD

snowy and monster kid checking out the red door. implying there's something in there. something that kris knows about. knowing we won't get any more deltarune content for 5+ years does NOT fill me with determination

also. gaster's symbolic theme being mus_smile. and the final image in the game being a smile. god. gaster's COMING lads.

onionsan hears a song at night... a familiar song... memory, perhaps? or maybe a certain... four-note arpeggio that's hidden in a sound test room in undertale? who knows? guess we'll just have to wait for chapters 3/4/5.

this concludes my ramblings for now, but don't get it twisted- this is FAR from the last post i'll make about ch2. this whole chapter was absolutely amazing! brilliant! showstopping!! i'm genuinely soooo super impressed and excited for the chapter 3/4/5 bundle!!!

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