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grandapplewit · 5 months

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If you have ever written a de-aging fic with Meng Yao, or a fic with Meng Yao as a kid, please know that I love you, and I am kissing you on the lips

#he’s simply baby #I’m sorry #Meng Yao as a kid is precious #because he’s so mean #and sharp #and witty #but he hasn’t been completely ground down by his circumstances #and his ruthlessness hasn’t got a hard edge yet #and he’s baby #also he loves his mom #Meng Yao #mxtx mdzs #jin guangyao

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moonextinguisher · 10 months

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#father brown s10 #chief inspector sullivan #lady felicia #mrs devine #I don't mind Sullivan with a woman #just not any woman #she should be smart #and beautiful #and classy #and witty #and sophisticated #in short everything Mrs. Devine is not

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austenpoppy · 2 years

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Ron's insolence is extremely underrated

"Ten points from Ravenclaw, Fawcett!" Snape snarled as a girl ran past him. "And ten points from Hufflepuff too, Stebbins!" as a boy went rushing after her. "And what are you two doing?" he added, catching sight of Harry and Ron on the path ahead. Karkaroff, Harry saw, looked slightly discomposed to see them standing there. His hand went nervously to his goatee, and he began winding it around his finger. "We re walking," Ron told Snape shortly. "Not against the law, is it?" "Keep walking, then!" Snape snarled, and he brushed past them, his long black cloak billowing out behind him. Karkaroff hurried away after Snape. Harry and Ron continued down the path.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, J.K.Rowling

Filch was standing at the oak front doors as usual, checking off the names of people who had permission to go into Hogsmeade. The process took even longer than normal as Filch was triple-checking everybody with his Secrecy Sensor.

"What does it matter if we're smuggling Dark stuff OUT?" demanded Ron, eyeing the long thin Secrecy Sensor with apprehension. "Surely you ought to be checking what we bring back IN?"

His cheek earned him a few extra jabs with the Sensor, and he was still wincing as they stepped out into the wind and sleet.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, J.K.Rowling

I swear I'm laughing every time I read those sentences in the books.

The first one is one of the best burns of the series said against Snape, as far as I'm concerned. This boy has no chill seriously.

The second example shows one of the reasons no one can consider Ron stupid. He's got common sense, critical thinking and he's witty. What else do you need really ?

#hp #ron weasley #ron weasley is funny #and witty #and insolent #love it

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grim-has-issues · 8 months

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avior is everything ive wanted and more

#redacted audio #redacted avior #hes so cool #and smart #and witty #and sarcastic #i would give anything #for him i would kill

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profblahson · 1 year

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Don’t mind me just watching Death’s introduction scene for the umpteenth time

#he’s so cool #and 🥵🥵👀👀👌👌#and witty #I’m love him shut up #my BOY #i am normal about death i swear #death puss in boots

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spooky-est · 2 years

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my bf: hey i’m playing this game

me: nice! can you stream it?

my bf: yes, have you played it?

me: no

my bf: *goes on to info dump everything he knows about this game and all the others in the series while playing*

me:

#he was talking about assassin’s creed odyssey #not just the game tho #he explained all the history shit i didn’t know and idfk #i just like hearing ppl talk abt their interests 🥲#he is so fucking smart bro #and witty #and funny #and he’s fucking cute 😤#really got me over here swooning #kicking my feet and shit 🥹#d.txt

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riacte · 4 months

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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

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muirneach · 9 months

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fuck it this is about neil now

#just. assorted images and quotes i had kicking around. idk couldnt think of a witty joke to replace this post with #trans #<- keeping that so i can find this later lol #csny

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aura-flare · 2 months

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I genuinely love reading what people leave in the tags when they reblog my stuff. Honestly brings me so much joy!

#just yapping #did you check down here?#you should i tend i leave random ass comments down here #because im hilarious #and witty #jk i have none of those things #leaving stuff down here does amuse me tho

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intheorangebedroom · 6 months

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There’s a French bakery here celebrating their anniversary today by giving out special… bags for storing baguette! Coincidence 👻?!? Or a sign that we’re connected via shared love of 🥖?!? -🧡🥖

P.S. My faves together?!? Give frannyzooey a passport bonk on the forehead for me!

PS: passport bonk delivered to the magnificent genius @frannyzooey who laughed her beautiful laughter and said thanks 🥰

Did you get that special bag? What does it look like? I'm genuinely curious. Storing baguettes so they'll still be crusty in the morning is a very serious national issue, here, and a problem that hasn't been resolved yet. I'm pretty sure the elite scientists at the CNRS are actively working on it as we speak.

And love, of course we are connected, by much more than just our shared love of 🥖, which, given the impressive proportions of said 🥖, is already a sizeable connection...

#🥖 anon #the pilot™️#and 🥖#I LOVE YOU #you are way too cute #and witty #and fun

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the-phantom-peach · 13 days

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