#AND gets funnier the more you watch it

[letmetellyouaboutmyfeels]

Last week Oliver took over the ABC Insta to watch the premiere with Ryan and Kenny and this week he's lying on the couch with a cool washcloth on his forehead and popping a Xanax because he had to spend all afternoon yanking on Ryan's invisible leash and wishing the ABC press team understood that corralling a human being with a Chaos Agenda is much harder than corralling three dogs that just want to Enjoy the Walkies.

#911 spoilers #kind of #they're like surely this man who owns three dogs bigger than he is can handle this #they were Wrong #just how stern of a talking to did Oliver get after Ryan word vomited at the premiere carpet #'YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO WATCH HIM' #the more I watch that video the funnier it gets

[mxrtified777]

holy shit seeing everyone go batshit crazy over Chris in the new chapter is HYSTERICAL

I can already see people jumping on the Chris Sucks train because (before the edit was made) Chris doing a favor for felix definitely feels like a slap in the face for Isaac (and for Isaac it probably will be! Even if he doesn't remember mentioning Felix by name, he's probably gonna be pissed (or at least roll his eyes really hard) but people I am begging you to remember that 1) Isaac was not a great friend either. Hell, he's not even doing a great job at being a good friend to Drew right now. There's plenty of reasons for why he acts like this, his past friends, for example; he does seem to have a classic case of attachment issues, and those are sympathizable reasons! But he's still acting kind of like a dick, and he was also kind of a dick while hanging out with Chris. 2) Yes, Chris is flighty and also was not a great friend to Isaac, he's got his own list of problems for sure; BUT if he was not happy in the relationship he had with Isaac, he has every right to leave that relationship! It doesn't matter if it'll hurt Isaacs feelings because of his past. He's not obligated to be friends with anyone he doesn't want to be friends with. Was slowly ignoring him more and more as time went on a shitty way of going about breaking off their friendship? Definitely, 100%. Is Isaac also allowed to be hurt by this? Absolutely, I don't see why he wouldn't be; but they're BOTH in the wrong to some degree.

TL;DR - Both Chris and Isaac fucked up their friendship, Chris is not wholly a shitty person for it and Isaac is not wholly a victim just because this isn't the first time this has happened to him. Teenagers are Assholes, shocking!

extra note: this is not a drama post, nor am i targeting anyone specifically! i obviously can't change how you view or portray a character, do whatever you want forever, etc etc.

#please read under the cut. i have Opinions #i understand being sympathy-blinded for isaac but i promise you he is more of a little shit than chris is #my god. i also face palmed when i watched him get bribed by food once again. honey you cant keep doing this #(but its way funnier if he does) #chris you motherfucking doormat. i love him #stfu chris #ibvs #ibvs spoilers #kind of

[michaelsheens]

Just give us a smidge to tidy up.

#our flag means death #ofmdedit #ofmd #stede bonnet #revenge crew #* #shows #scenes that get funnier the more you watch them #olu's 'what you looking at?' takes me out

[amid-fandoms]

talks - listens ❌

yaps - dissociates ❌

a secret third thing ✔️

#glasses aren't enough bro needs hearing aid #the more i watch the new video the funnier it gets #one week of no content tripped me up #dan and phil #dnp #pterodactyl screech - sound barriers won't save you boy

[yurihotline]

With the fact starbreeze keeps showing Houston's mask they have an opportunity to do something really funny

Early in the game lifespan they give us "Houston", who is INTENTIONALLY voiced by someone new, maybe give them a more southern accent (get the pd2 beta dallas va or smth) and have it actually be a THIRD steele sibling. Something something rule of three

Plus some sort of heist in a prison to try to get gold in the warden's office or something and also breaking out the actual Houston in the process would be pretty sick I think

Insert joke about that mask being fucking cursed here

#if you want to be even funnier make it more obvious by making “houston” (third steele sib) a girl #Watch people get really fucking confused and antiwoke people go “THEY PUT THE TRANS AGENDA IN MY PAYDAY” #and then when it's revealed to be a different character and the real Houston comes back everyone goes “ohhh” #payday 3 #houston #houston payday #payday game #payday

[eyelessfaces]

comedy?? 😭

#i know the more you watch it the funnier it gets but COME ON #what the fuck #inside llewyn davis #jane talks

[justc2world]

I just know Max missed his Ferrari boys 🤣

#this is unreal #the more you watch the funnier it gets #they were so done with max #max verstappen #carlos sainz jr #charles leclerc #charlos #lewis hamilton #george russell

[harbingermotel]

the unsleeping city s1e15 hall of heroes

(richard siken voice) you're in a maserati with a beautiful boy,

#i debated whether it was funnier to put brennan or siken in the parentheses #its possible that either way it is only funny to me #anyway ive been crying about esther sinclair being freed from her curse and allowing herself to love #(or to be more accurate allowing herself to thirst lmao) #i swear to gd they better get airtime as a couple in s2. i had to stop watching fhsy bc the zelda stuff made me so upset #that being said i do have to watch times squaremaggedon first. im putting it off cuz i dont want s1 to be over #anyway ive gone on too long. thanks for reading hope you enjoyed #avi speaks #the unsleeping city #richard siken #ricky matsui #esther sinclair

[to-be-a-dreamer]

Sometimes I like to rewatch clips from the musical episode of The Flash just to feel something and I will never not find it funny that the one singular song Jeremy Jordan was in was also the most dance-heavy and they stuck the man at the piano to keep him out of the dance break

#obviously there's no guarantee they did it for that reason but its funnier to pretend that's why #also i love watching reaction videos of that episode because sometimes you get conversations like #'oh wow jeremy jordan is a really good singer' #'yeah he was in s.m.a.s.h.' #and tbf i also didn't know jeremy jordan was a tony-nominated broadway actor when i first watched this #but i love it when comic book guys are really passionately like 'oh wow he's really good at singing i wish i could hear more of that' #and they're pointing at like. jessie l martin or something #fantastic news my good sir there is! #i love wholesome comic book nerds they're so fun #jeremy jordan #the flash #newsies #winn schott #saframbles

[spiders-around]

thinking. what do the zombie apocalypse ocs know about internet drama. i think Ángel does not interact with any of that but Fede has been cancelled at least once

#ocs #Ángel #Fede #cancelled for watching a shitty tv show and drawing fanart of it probably. oh god does Fede draw. okay i have to figure this out #the more i think it out the funnier it gets #if i have time I'll draw this . you're in my house you WILL be subjected to this

[jamieedlund]

Yep yea that's it that's the show I'm watching(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

and also a very accurate representation of me as an artist in this fandom

#I spent way too long on this joke #maybe a serious doodle is coming #but look I can only draw what I love #and I love these two idiot so much #tdp #the dragon prince #aaravos #callum #doodle #sketches #tdp callum #tdp aaravos #you gotta admit it's way funnier if this is the case #even aaravos pointed to rayla like cally PLEASE PICK HER #I will definitely get you killed don't do this to yourself pls #but it's his master allll the way #that's the show I'd like to watch #I'm sure I'd get noticed more if I draw whatever the heck everyone seems to love but #anyways thanks for those who came for my obscure interest #I love you guys sm

[lgbtlunaverse]

Fun little tidbit for the anglophones who find the Dutch language incredibly funny: the Dutch word for concussion is hersenschudding. hersen meaning brain schudding meaning shaking yes we did call it brainshaking yes that is funny. actually concussion comes from the latin concutere meaning to shake why did everyone decide to call this the head shaking injury?

#german also does this they call it Gehirnerschütterung which imo is funnier but hey who am i #dutch is funnier to english speakers for some reason #so i'm sure you'll also all die laughing about how to you it sounds like... hershey pudding with a lisp idk #i don't fully get what you guys think is funny but it is very amusing to watch you lose it #pls keep making fun of the geert wilders 'we hebben een serieus probleem' tweet he deserves to get dunked on even more #dutchposting #also mdzs moots peep the nhs nod at the end #nhs got concussed as a baby that's why he's like that

[yeonban]

Being in Tobias' mind is such an intriguing experience bc you'd typically expect him to only care about getting richer and richer for riches' sake like most other "villains" do, but all he wants is excitement, fun and the feeling of being alive. He couldn't care less if his life were to be put at stake, nor if his entire wealth were to vanish overnight. Sure, he's confident he could get it all back if it ever happened, but it also shows what money is to him. A means to an end, rather than the goal to strive for

#muse: tobias. #At the end of the day he's using that money to have FUN rather than for power or influence or what have you that maddens people #and it Shows bc I've glanced over some of his former threads and he fr just. offered to buy an entire clothing line for a blond woman #NOT because he wanted her favor; but simply bc he wanted to see what her REACTION to it would be. for funsies and whimsies #Does he do what will bring him most money? Sure. Does he do it FOR the money? Naww #If he had to do smth he disliked or didn't felt like doing; he would Not do it even if money was on the line. Exceptions: indebting people #If anything he'd think putting that money on a hook and dangling it in front of bosses (re: leaking that there's a chance to gain it) #while simultaneously getting in their way would be a x100 funnier experience. And usually it'd still end up bringing him $$$ #I'm trying to remember what he's used his money for thus far and tbh it's been the usual (drinks-drugs-cigars-luxury) AND pampering others #except I??? realized a while back that he's Never gotten drunk. NEVER. so all that money goes moreso into subtly manipulating people #He's even willing to forgive their debts at his owned bars & clubs as long as he imagines that way's going to end up more exciting #I feel like he's one of those bosses people would prefer to have over the alternatives bc it feels Easier to deal w him than live in fear #which is fascinating bc it's true that Tobias isn't bloodthirsty and /can/ be counted on; but imo it's scarier to not know what tf he wants #Bro jumped out of a window and waited for Gevanni to catch him just to give that man an experience resembling a heart attack LIKE. 😭😭😭 #It's good if you can manage to /befriend/ Tobias bc it means you're safe from him... but if you get in /other/ trouble then it's a 50/50 #if he'll help you or find it more amusing to watch til the last second. Altho ig AT LEAST he'll intervene before things get Too bad for you #If you're not friends w him/he doesn't find you entertaining & it's too much effort to help you tho... sayonara.

[todayisafridaynight]

something something some yakuza antagonists ideals are completely valid and if they just went about them a different way the whole situation wouldnt have been life or death something something. something something i will agree with an antag (nishiki WHO SAID THAT) more if their reasoning behind what theyre doing is solid enough (yeah girl be mentally ill i support you i'll get you help too) something something

this goes for outside of yakuza too idk why im adding it but like. personally i love antags more than the protags because 1 more interesting 2 bro 99% of the time theyre just so mentally unwell if they had help as a child or just someone by their side supporting them enough in life they wouldnt be doing any of that shit 3 half the time theyre just. right. about the status of things? and i got that autistic sense of justice behind me so i automatically side with them like they go about it the wrong way but theyre right my bad 4 not all antags are evil even theyre literally there because the protaganist needs a foil the whole light needs dark dark needs light thing blah blah 5 theyre bad bitches i cant deny a bad bitch their non-heroic deeds.

i need to type up another slideshow about the intricacies of characters and why so and so did what they did or why so and so shouldnt be faulted for their ideals. god i love writing about characterization i love writing i need to write of course people can dislike "bad guys" theyre written to be disliked because of the perspective you see them from but i love being like oooh hoo hoo you are a hidden gem you are a diamond in the rough damn ya ass fat whats ya trauma? oh god this is long uhm. yeah :]

anon you're spitting but im too drunk to make a good response just know im nodding and listening and agreeing

#snap chats #i stand by that aoki's only flaw was that he was a republican #but Real i get you i usually like antags more than the protags #or i at least gush about them more #maybe its a psychological issue where i see bits of myself in them and can ergo relate #cough cough masato cough cough mine sorry who said that #moreover antags are just funnier. i can excuse 90% of crimes if you're funny #like antags are fun because they're like. they're like if we listened to every intrusive thought we had #like 'damn thatd be fucked if we did that let's watch this guy do it from the safety of our couch' #tho tbh anon ily but i feel like youre tping this mostly from a nishiki lens #cause what nishiki did is probably the easiest to justify from our antags ?? #i mean ryuji was just fucking around tbh. his motives are funny #but mine wanting to kill a man he loves because he sees his life as useless now is p twisted #and i dont have to explain aoki we know. like there's no justifying those two's actions #there's reasoning but it's harder to justify them compared to akira 'everything went wrong so i became stronger' nishikiyama #he's the most sympathetic villain out of the batch My Drunk Brin Is Telling Me #idk where im going with this ramble anymore point is Ask Good

[diesoonandsuffer]

i just rewatched ‘taste of armageddon’ from tos and god what an episode. objectively its not “the best” but i think i was right to put it at the top of my rankings

basic plot summary if you forgot: kirk and the enterprise are ordered to approach a planet and establish diplomacy with them even though the planet warns them to stay away. when they land they learn that the planet has been fighting a war for 500 years but purely done through computers. the enterprise is declared a casualty so kirk and the landing party are taken hostage until the enterprise crew agree to come down and submit themselves to a disintegration machine, which the civilians of that planet do if they are declared casualties. kirk and the landing party end up destroying the computers and force the planets to either negotiate peace or fight a real war.

there are so many things i enjoy about this episode. i think for me, if you ask me to name you a quintessential TOS episode, this is it. theres some sort of strange premise that seems like a silly concept on the surface but leads itself to further philosophical thought. spock gets to do some weird vulcan telepathy. kirk busts out his sick karate moves. scotty blatantly denies the orders of a federation ambassador. kirk is a wiseass who comes up with some sort of solution somehow. the primary directive is almost certainly disobeyed but no one cares. its missing some things i would have liked, for example sulu is replaced by some guy and bones and uhura don’t get to do much, but for the most part this is everything i expect in a TOS episode wrapped in one.

feel free to stop reading here but i’m just gonna mention specific things that i like

1) spock saying there’s a certain logical approach to the computer war, and when the council leader says “i’m glad you approve” spock is like “i do NOT approve”

2) a female character who is not a love interest. this is an incredibly low bar but every time they played that violin music i would get scared

3) kirk saying “you will have a longer casualty list than you know what to do with if you don’t let us out of here” like he really said fuck the laws of this land i WILL slaughter you

4) the council leader using a voice disguiser to pretend to be kirk and scotty immediately being like “that’s not kirk” ashdjksahd

5) kirk watching spock do his vulcan telepathy. he’s a little too turned on by it

6) to follow that kirk’s little smile as he watches spock trick the guard to knock him out and take his gun. he’s like heehee hey girl look what spock’s gonna do i love this trick

7) spock getting the gun in the stupidest way possible. like hello

8) the ambassador being wrong. i love when federation officials look like dumbasses. yes i love search for spock why do you ask?

9) kirk’s little “come here” finger motion to the council member before throwing him headfirst into his own guards. incredible work king and he almost won the fight too with his karate chop action

10) spock telling the yeoman to “sit on her if you have to” to get the other woman not to kill herself

11) “what are you doing, mr. spock?” “practicing a peculiar variety of diplomacy, sir” *blows up disintegration machine*

12) the council leader saying kirk is a barbarian the scene before, and then the next when he’s like what kind of monster are you kirk goes “i’m a barbarian :)”

13) also that whole scene of the council leader being like war! destruction! death and violence! millions of lives slaughtered to save your 500 people! how could you let this happen! and kirk is like that is literally not my problem

14) kirk somehow taking down a room full of guards and getting TWO guns and saying “now we’re talkin :)” he’s like hell yeah TWO GUNS

15) spock walking in like oh. i guess you’re fine. ok then

16) the fucking line delivery of kirk saying “knowing we’re not going to kill......today” i need to clip that because i quote that shit all the fucking time. he’s like yeah i have an innate bloodlust and every day i have to fight my own instinct to bite and rip and shred but i won’t do it......today! god it’s so funny

17) last but not least in case you bitches forgot THIS EPISODE is where the incredible luck and miracles line comes from. it absolutely comes out of nowhere and they play it for laughs? for some reason? but this is where it comes from! LUCK AND MIRACLES BABEY!!!! YEAH!!!!!

#genuinely i dont know if anyone else likes this episode as much as i do #which i sort of get i feel like its a very standard average tos episode but thats sort of the appeal to me #like its quintessential star trek #like are episodes like a piece of the action or the trouble with tribbles funnier and probably more enjoyable? yeah #episodes like city on the edge of forever are more well written #episodes like amok time are gayer #episodes like shore leave are more insane #but if we're talking like a good enjoyable solid tos episode this is a good one #i would even call this like a good intro ep if you want someone to get into star trek #anyway. i watched this because i felt too tired to pay attention to tng like i think it deserves and now im wired. #lol #sam's thots #tos rewatch #tos

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

This post is no shade to Izzy fans. (Obviously I'm sick of Izzy stans but the Izzy Jar guys and Izzy enjoyers are cool and can probably skip this post because I'm gonna complain about your boy) It's just my personal opinion.

Izzy is so boring dude. Like my initial impression of the show is like oh what a neurotic little villain, and the role he plays cross Ed is interesting. But to me Ed is what makes him interesting. Ed is an interesting character and Izzy plays a huge role in his story. Their relationship is interesting.

But Izzy on his own is like... So boring to me. And every time Ive said "idk what's interesting about him" I've gotten in trouble for it. I even had one person say "IDK what to tell you when we have so many wonderful interviews and panels from the creators" and I was just sitting there like... Yeah I've seen those. They make him even more boring. Like am I the only one without the Izzy wool over my eyes? Because like at the C2E2 panel for example I feel like Con said "he's got a lot of layers and all of them are bad" and everyone just stopped listening after the word layers.

Like in the interviews there's been a some of talk about Izzy's sword fighting, like that's his one skill, his signature weapon. And people are like 🥹 he likes sword fighting!!! And I'm like "oh... So there's no secret piano skill that he's hiding? His hobby is just violence?"

Like the most interesting thing about him is that he likes getting choked and force fed his own toe. Like the fact that he gets horny about depraved shit is my favorite thing about him. But also the depravity isn't even like fun it's about exerting power for him, which is like the most boring reason to be into it. It would be so much cooler if he was into erotic forced auto cannibalism for the love of the game rather than some 24/7 bdsm fantasy of being Blackbeard's dog he has. It's like I love it don't get me wrong, but also whip my balls is the superior masochistic flex. I'm being fed too well by this show to succumb to that

Ill admit that part of this is that I find people who are obsessed with power to be viscerally unappealing (I'm an anarchist politically so) and I think repression is the enemy and hedonism is like my favorite thing and I hate work. Like I'm predisposed to be a hater. Except despite all that I'm not actually a hater I just don't understand the hype.

And again, if you like Izzy that's fine. My brain decided to latch onto Calico Jack I do not sit on very solid judging ground here. But it seems like I'm the only one who's just like "yeah Izzy? Useful for causing problems, kinda mid."

#Although since I mentioned Calico Jack #I once was like 'I don't get why everyone hates my beautiful boy(derrogitory) when Izzy is a fan favorite' #and I got a lot of comments that boiled down to 'well Izzy's an interesting character and Calico Jack is like a cartoon villain' #and I'm just like 'first of all being an interesting character and a cartoon villain are not mutually exclusive' #sorry that you're pissed that hes the funnier Ed villain but you might want to take that L #and second of all 'Izzy is an interesting character' show me where. #Like babe #I'm not on my high horse don't get on yours. #because i can get on mine and mines a fuckin clidesdale #thats the name for the huge draft horses with the leg warmers right? #ofmd #our flag means death #i really wish Con had never said 'hes trying to be better' because it doesn't make him any more interesting #and it gives people ammunition to be like actually you have to like him #girl i dont #i will be so apathetic about him just watch me #im actually izzy neutral its just that everyone is so insane about him for no reason that i have to be the kill joy