Early Adventure Time episodes: Ice King "kidnaps" Wire Princess, a vaguely humanoid heap of scrap with a smiley face painted on its "head" which he obviously made. Finn wants to stop him on the principle of kidnapping being bad, while Jake argues that since his "victim" is an inanimate piece of junk, no one's getting hurt and it might even quell his kidnapping thirst. After a series of shenanigans, Ice King attacks Jake, at which point Wire Princess speaks, revealing that not only was she alive, but consenting to the kidnapping as well, because of Ice King's fluffy beard. But now that she has seen him attack Jake, another fluffy thing, her heart is wavering and she must journey alone to find the true meaning of fluff. The end gag is Ice King screaming "She was alive?"
Middle Adventure Time episode: Raggedy Princess' kingdom is being attacked, and the assailant is revealed to be none other than Wire Princess, whose quest for fluff has turned destructive. PB appears excessively distraught by this, and it's revealed that she created Wire and Raggedy Princess (then known as cloth princess) in a recreation of the monkey experiment to best gauge her approach to ruling, in the early days of the Candy Kingdom. However, when the Wire Princess AI realized the candy people were more driven to Cloth Princess' caring nature, it logically concluded the only biological need of candy people is "fluff", and so tried her best to imitate Cloth's behavior, while Cloth Princess' deeply ingrained love for her citizens caused her to attempt to physically care for them. Declaring the experiment a failure, PB mind-wiped them both, gave Cloth Princess a new kingdom and name, and put WP in sleep mode, as well as left her in Ice King's junk pile. Jake, who has been listening, says "PB, that's messed up, man". Although they deliberate whether to reboot her again, she ends up being smashed by a gumball guardian or something. While everyone staress in shock, Raggedy Princess says "That's messed up, man. Also I didn't have time to say this earlier but I'm fine with either Raggedy Princess or Cloth Princess. So, um, yeah. Anyway, I'm going to call the cleanup crew"
Late Adventure Time episode: A strange techno-magical maze appears out of the blue in the Ice Kingdom. Finn and Jake explore it and find imagery of both softness and some sort of pre-apocalypse university, ultimately discovering it was created by Magic Woman/Betty mind-melding with Wire Princes, who was trying to reverse engineer an AI with love magic infused through Simon or whatever. She inadvertently mind-melded then, accidentally creating the semi-physical maze with her magic powers, and in turn realized that WP was, in fact, not only functional and aware this whole time, but she also had a slowed down perception of time. Finn and Jake sever the link after fighting some techno-nightmares. Magic Woman, despite only having been mind-melded for a day, has experienced a whole year, and appears distraught. But this is only momentary, as she declares that her accelerated madness means that her magic will grow exponentially stronger, and runs off appearing to have a plan. Finn and Jake are worried about Wire Princess going haywire (the pun is pointed out), but she clarifies (her voicebox is working now, but not much else) that actually, since she didn't have or understand emotions for most of her aware existence, she was just fine then. She then goes on a beautiful monologue about how, since she's now bonded to one, she finally, truly understands emotional beings and their complex needs. She renames herself "wire knight", and downloads her consciousnesses onto Finn's arm. A later episode has BMO and Wire Knight debating the trolley problem
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"Your next line is...!" Pt.1
Jaune: Your next line is, "Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy!"
Ruby: Get Ready Jaune! I'm not going easy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!?" That's it!
Weiss: You dunce! You think you can win against a Schnee!? *Shocked* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Leave me alone, I'm trying to read" Right!?
Blake: Leave me alone, I'm trying to read, *Ears perk up in shock* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy!" Correct?
Yang: Time for a beat down, Vomit Boy! *Stunned* What!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "I'm sorry!"
Pyrrha: I'm sorry! *Gasp* Huh!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Nora's out of control today"
Ren: Nora's out of control today *Stunned* How did you-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Bring it on, fearless leader!"
Nora: Bring it on, fearless leader! *Shocked* Le Gasp!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "You ain't winning this, Jauney boy!" correct?
Cardin: You ain't winning this, Jauney boy! *Gasp* What the-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "it seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc" right?
Glynda: It seems you need to learn a hard lesson about combat, Mr. Arc *Stunned* Impossible!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Great! Another stupid huntsman!"
Roman: Great! Another stupid huntsman! *Gasp* Holy...!
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Jaune: Your next line is, "...." Am I right?
Neo: .... *Gasp without voice* !
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Jaune: Your next line is, "The Faunus shall reign supreme!"
Adam: The Faunus shall reign supreme! *Shocked* How did this human-!?
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Jaune: Your next line is, "Man, I could really use a drink," correct?
Qrow: Man, I could really use a drink... *Surprised* What kind of a trick-!?
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took a doodle break to draw a DEPRESSED OLD MAN!!! his new design is just so hot y'all i cant explain it. i need to be incarcerated.
btw to all my scythe fans, heres a WIP of the goddard ref i was doing. I promise I didn't give up on them, im just a very.. VERY slow artist LOL (and also school has been kicking my ass, as usual)
anyways go stream fionna and cake rn. only two episodes in and I'm in love with it
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The fact that Main-verse Ooo is as good and as kind as it is (relative to the other universes shown so far, at least, it's obviously not perfect) all because of the same character that starts off as the OG series' antagonist, the person we were made to see as the bad guy (albeit an often ineffectual one) for several seasons, is making me lose my mind.
Imagine finding out the guy you spent your childhood beating up and saving princesses from is in fact a driving catalyst behind you being able to exist, and not only exist but also live in a world that knows what kindness is. All because that man, the same man who you've witnessed do terrible things, once met a little girl and taught her how to be good.
Simon's story really shows us that even if you lose your way and forget how it is to be good yourself, the world keeps the memory for you. That act of love Simon showed Marcy by protecting her and seeing her as more than the monster she thought herself to be created ripples upon ripples, small at first but eventually enough to help give their wreckage of a world—a world that easily could have been forsaken, its goodness overlooked because of its inhospitable remains—a chance to grow into something beautiful. Because of those very same ripples Simon created, the people of Ooo grew up in a world where they know enough about kindness that they were able and willing to spare the 'bad guy' some, to see beyond the wreckage and allow him to grow too.
In saving Marceline, Simon helped to not only to save the world, but also himself.
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