what THE FUCK BUDDY WHAT THE FUCK????
im 60% sure next season main is ava
bahamut: chosen you must die.
noctis: wait hold on let me check with my wife
noctis: yeah luna said no
anyone else a former gifted and talented high honor roll student who was always known for being really smart their whole life but when taking higher level college classes has been hit in the face with the reality that they aren’t really that intelligent and really they’re just great at rote memorization and incapable of anything that involves actually processing what you’re learning and applying it
explaining why social programs/democratic socialism is Good Actually to a man who’s been collecting disability payments for the last 20 years is the layer of hell I exist in right now
The taste of forgiveness on your tongue
Breaking your heart and rotting your mind
The new twisted fashion of a Better Life
The chemical violence of these starless eyes
A heart attack in atomic white
And to bring you back i’ll detonate tonight”
(Untitled poem, found scribbled in the margins of a weathered miniature bible)
maybe i’ll fuck around and just Major Character Death the FUCK out of shaw or something i have too much in my head and nowhere to put all this energy!!!!!!!!!!
now that i’ve finally got this prescription i hope it makes me less of an insufferable bitch ! 💕
ok i decided to call her artemis HII im awake (goin off in the tags be warned)
the ‘loki is a lie detector’ concept is great, but imagining odin and frigga avoid calling loki their child for 1000+ years is funnier
okay so the thing here is that not only is Loki outspoken in the comics but from his interactions in Thor 1 we know that despite the mocking comments Loki still makes suggestions and comments when he wants to get things across. Keep in mind that this is after a thousand years, despite the scene at the beginning of the film where Loki Thor and Odin are in the vault and Loki asks “do the frost giants still live” and his question gets ignored. as a child.
All interpretations are valid of course, but I’m currently thinking he’d be the one kid that always asks the “but why?” and “so basically…” questions and throws humour that will definitely go over most people’s heads in while doing it.
Maybe one day he’ll sit at the back and read a book because he already knows everything the teacher can teach him, and the next he’ll be in the middle row asking for clarification and debunking things by summarizing an entire lesson in 1 sentence and then dragging the teacher onto a tangent which distracts the entire class and gets them discussing the logistics of a dragon airport or something because even when everyone who isn’t the teacher tells him to shut his mouth he doesn’t listen and being ignored has virtually no effect on him.
oH NOO ANON WHY.
But since this is a Five!Lance AU, consider Lance having either:
- A mini Kalternacker plush that he takes everywhere. and I mean everywhere. The team has never seen it leave his side, even in missions. It’s threadbare and with red-and-black fur, and vaguely a biohazard after Lance revealed it was originally white.
- OR he actually has a Dolores mannequin that he somehow took with him back in time. Most of the team finds out about her after they stumble across Lance one night, very drunk and half-asleep in the castle observatory snuggling up to a random mannequin with the name ‘Karen’ written in permanent marker. It’s a weird sight to say the least.
Just like Five Lance has been alone for so long out in space, trying to right the wrongs of the war and only lets himself get attached to an intimate object after too many of his friends die.
Thank you for this very cursed ask anon, and I’m sorry you were shot for saying the most valid things :,)
Ahhh another nerd in central
THEN WAIT ITS 6AM FOR HIM YEAH GO TO SLEEP TF-