#ASS-modeus

[modeus-the-unbound]

My co-worker just now: Remember to always be on your toes. Like a bitch with Aspergers!

My autistic ass who is standing on my tip-toes that exact moment:

#humor #modeus's autistic ramblings #its cool #the co-worker who said it is also autistic #didnt even know i was on my tiptoes and still called my ass out XD

[prof-ramses]

Why Mammon is objectively better

Mammon: Teleports in style, with sick explosions and confetti.

Asmodeus: Walks like the pea-brained cock he is.

Mammon: Very shaped and thus naturally adept at loafing.

Asmodeus: Neon cue tip looking headass, built like a drumstick without the drum, couldn't loaf for shit.

Mammon's full demon form: Kickass spider-tick-centipede-earwig hybrid while still keeping his awesome base design.

Asmodeus' full demon form: He just goes bigger and on fire.

Mammon: Confident and manages to have hoards of fans while being open about his many flaws.

Asmodeus: So insecure and lacking public good will that he had to hide his relationship for who knows how long and the dumbass couldn't even do that right.

Mammon: Thrives based on the sin he has dominion over, runs numerous industries that supply all of Hell with slews of products for every occasion.

Asmodeus: Doesn't even understand how his sin is supposed to work and his whole ring and all his businesses aren't good for shit unless you're feeling thirsty.

In case you couldn't tell, this is an Ass-modeus hate blog now. All hail Mammon!

#helluva boss #hellaverse #hb Mammon #helluva Mammon #hellaverse Mammon #Mammonposting #hb Asmodeus #helluva Asmodeus #hellaverse Asmodeus

[deadpoetsocieteaparty]

Bingo Card numero 3 is Modeus, Lon Lon's counterpart and someday lover. Unlike Lon Lon, he has control over all his forms. I cannot for the life of me remember if he is human with a devil fruit making him a snake dude or if he is literally the snake dude. Have to find the notes I sent in to Quin as an ask.

I haven't decided if Modeus becomes a Marine or infiltrates the Marines or has nothing to do with them. If he isn't a Marine or is posing as one unbeknownst to them, I haven't decided how high his bounty would be. It'd have to be high, he kind of eats people (which leads me to believe he doesn't have a devil fruit and is actually a snake dude, but again, I can't remember what I did to my own character).

As he is male, he wasn't technically part of the Kuja Pirates and technically isn't allowed on Amazon Lily. However, he is a snake for which the Amazons have an affinity for. I sort of made it so that he always kind of lived on the island (he's old, okay) but has remained hidden. The Empress knows of his existence and plays it off as him being the deity for snakes and they have a fake cult around him. Occasionally he eats an Amazon who wandered too far into his territory. Boa Hancock is the Empress who decides enough is enough and boots his ass out of there.

Since I can't remember if hisself is human with fruit or no, I clocked him as human with a devil fruit but if he were a "rare" race without a devil fruit, it literally wouldn't change the status of his bingo card. We're going with human + fruit for now because I'm too lazy to look anything up.

#deadpoetsocieteaparty #quinloki #OC Bingo #Card 3 #the crimson academic #17 Mar 24 #Modeus OC

[mewo-cressei]

*looks at you suspiciously with my big-ass autistic eyes*-Modeus

*looks at you with my gay ass autistic*

#cressei's unhinged bs

[three-devils-and-a-fly]

"Well then if that's the case, Modeus can spank it for her honesty."

"Okay!" And with that, Modeus gave Samus' ass several spanks on each cheek, testing its suppleness and bounciness from each smack. "Wow. Your ass is better than a lot of demons I've met~"

[khaleesiofalicante]

Okay. I need to vent. But in a proper manner. So, here goes—

1. DAVID HAS DEMON BLOOD. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm pretty sure all the people who predicted this are feeling very achieved. I know I would. 2. Why is all blame for David's demon blood thingy thing going to Ass-modeus. I mean, look, I hate him as much as any other hardcore malec fan, but dude is dead. And didn't all power of edom go to Magnus? So, how can it be blamed on Asmodeus. I mean, i could be wrong. But still. Tbh, Leviathan is being very suspiciously silent right now. I mean, Max's boyfriend suddenly getting demon blood would be a perfect opportunity for him to just pop up in inappropriate places (like when David was showering) and be a creepy slimeball. But he didn't. Dude is being very sus. I'm telling you he's up to something.

3. Gigi and Magnus to Marcus:- (Also, just realised that's Seb Stan in the gif smh)

4. Me to Marcus while he is presenting his scary ass idea

Okay, i gotta go to the bathroom. Be right back with more.

This made me laugh so much omg.

Also yes everyone blaming poor asmodeus meanwhile Leviathan is just there causing drama after giving unsolcited gifts lol.

We'll see him soon 👀

#lbaf

[gmanwhore]

I HAVE TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT: NAGITO KOMAEDA IS A BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER-Junko

What the?-Modeus

What did she do?

[cynthiaandsamus]

@depraved-mansion submitted a naughty pic:

“Miss Samus, will Little Zebes like this outfit?” Modeus asked while shaking her booty for the Bounty hunter, and the Little green haired boy. Before pressing her ass back into Zebe’s face.

"Oh I think he'll love it, I certainly do." Samus chuckled, looking over her with a grin. "I'm sure he'd tell you himself but his mouth seems... otherwise occupied at the moment."

"Mmmmph! MMMMPH!"

[satelliteofsin]

WHO WANTS TO BUY ME THE UPCOMING MODEUS NENDOROID I AM SHITTING OUT OF MY DOO DOO ASS

[night-gem-shit]

Hi there! This is going to be a bit long but beat with me please, I promise I have a point. It’s regarding your Suitor Armor Swap Au.

I’m a writer who wants to start posting on Ao3, specifically for Suitor Armor because it’s taken over my mind and it has been for a while, but I never got around to writing anything because I usually just had loose AU ideas and no coherent plot to follow or just no motivation. But recently I started putting to paper an idea I’ve had for around 5 months now. A SuAr Swap AU. I was drafting the first chapter when you posted yours. Though they are very similar (Lucia and Modeus are swapped in almost the same way) there’s key differences between them. For example, instead of swapping Norrix with Peres and Baynard I swapped him with Kirsi, and Reimund with Quinn. I hadn’t read you AU so I didn’t take it into consideration when I made my own, but I’ve read it now and am trying to keep my AU as original as can be, even deviating from the comic itself.

still, I understand that they’re incredibly similar ideas. So I wanted to ask if you would be okay with me posting the AU (crediting you + the other Twitter users that inspired it, of course) or if you would feel as if I’m copying you or smth and would rather me not post or writer. Whatever your answer is, thanks for reading this long ass ask and for being such a cool writer.

My Ao3 is lily_pad_tea

Oookay wow that's a lot of words! I'm going to give you a pretty swift answer.

Fucking go for it!! The thing about some AUs with me is I don't care too deeply if they're similar to another person's especially ones like Role Swap or Gender Bend or Highschool or whatever's a really common au trope. I don't own the idea of swapping character roles plus you've made it clear that your AU is very different from my AU. If I saw it on Ao3 and read it without seeing this note I'd have never been bothered in the first place. It's clearly a different story with similar elements but it's not like you're planning to rip anything up from my story word for word. Plus if something ends up aligning ie fae/human Modeus or Suit Lucia's designs, rest assured those aren't fully mine. Purpah did an art stream a while back and I tend to use those since they're canon with a few alterations. But yeah, go for it if you want to! Have fun and write what you want I'm not going to stop you.

[jj6kvzq6mnm]

Meine kleine Schwester lernt das Blasen Modeus Helltaker Hot Hentai Compilation Leather and Lace Standing Headscissors Domination Girl On Girl Putito chupando pija Beautiful blonde shemale hardcore fucked by her friend New Ebony Amateur Couple TheNaturalCoupleXXX Reverse footjob cumshot TS Superstar Aubrey Kate gets her ass filled by bigcock Small Dick cuming Surprise quickie with besties in pajamas

#gasoline-electric #electropneumatically #full-known #acroesthesia #knock-knee #Ethan #Cobby #prizewinners #Uvella #nonspecialist's #rhomboid-ovate #kreator #water-bath #lapidarian #Jahvistic #supra-anal #copintank #hell-bind #briskest #underhoused

[ghostlyplacetobe]

He being a little bitch -Playboy

It is not my fault you need glasses and should WEAR THEM WIT YO BLIND ASS CAN’T EVEN ReAD -Darne

Then Alucard is yo girl Modi -Nene

I -Alucard

If it’s alright with her -modeus

Darnell if it makes you feel better we have blind fictives too, we don’t really have glasses for them but our vision does get blurry when they front -pico

#ask #carnival-of-carnage