#Aaron Hotchner x Spencer Reid x Derek Moragn

[canon-but-like-gayer]

Aaron Hotchner x Spencer Reid x Derek Morgan headcanons

Spencer has a habit of simply not sleeping and eating causing his partners to have to literally drag him to bed on various occasions.

They make a point to never room together when on cases because professional boundaries but the night after a rough case- all rules can be bent.

There is always books of varying genres everywhere, everywhere.

Aaron and Derek get way to passionate about sports and unfortunately their respective sports teams (much to Spencer’s annoyance)

“Statistically neither of your teams is the best now both of you shush or sleep on the couch.”

Like making a point of not bringing home to work they make a point of not bringing work home, which works sometimes.

Someone ending up in the hospital is never a fun experience for any of them- especially the person in the hospital who is bound to get grilled for their stupidity.

They have a dog (Clooney) and two cats (Buttercup- named by Jack and Athena- named by Spencer).

There’s never a quiet day in their household.

They get looks whenever they all go go Jack’s soccer games (and glares from the opposing teams parents when Derek and Spencer start helping with the game plans).

They go to a haunted house and Spencer almost shoots an animatronic.

Spencer likes to drag them to different museums with him, Aaron loves it- and Derek doesn’t mind really but they both wander off and it’s not always in the same direction.

Derek drags them to football and baseball games, Spencer spends the first three innings ranting about the history and logistics of baseball. It’s almost impressive he managed to talk that long.

Aaron surprisingly drags them to old film festivals, which earns another rant from Spencer that isn’t as appreciated by the people around him so Derek has to hush him.

Derek builds bookshelves into the house they are all due to share because between Spencer’s collection of books and Aaron’s collection of books they’ll never see the floor again unless he does.

Occasionally on cases the local LEO’s think they’ve caught onto something- unfortunately they haven’t got a clue what they’ve caught onto to and normally end up pretending to forget about it.

Sometimes Spencer builds experiments in their kitchen, sometimes they don’t have the intended effect, sometimes his partners are caught between hugging him because he’s okay and strangling him because he’s the smartest idiot on the planet.

Spencer has this habit of stealing sweatshirts from his lovers because he runs cold.

They make a point to never let their personal lives interfere with their work lives but sometimes the line blurs when one of them ends up in the hospital.

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[sarcasm-with-a-side-of-fries]

“You’re really cute when you pout like that.”

Ship: Spencer Reid/Aaron Hotchner/Derek Moragn

Summary: Aaron is trying to finish some paperwork. Derek is teasing Spencer. Spencer is cuddly, and rather innocent.

A/N: My Poly ass has to write Poly ships sometimes so it’s on my spin wheel

They were scattered across places of Aaron’s office, Aaron the only one left who was still working. Derek was messing with some phone game while Spencer read some books he’d found at the library.

Spencer shuffled over from where he was leaning against Aaron’s desk to lean against Aaron’s legs prompting Aaron to play with his hair by knocking his head against where Aaron had rested his hand amongst his knee.

“I swear you were a kitten in a past life babe.” Derek teased.

“Shut up Derek.” Spencer grumbled good naturedly, pouting when he looked at Derek over the edge of his book.

“You’re cute when you pout like that.” Spencer retaliated by throwing a pen at Derek who promptly threw it back, unfortunately missing Spencer by a few inches and hitting Aaron in the face.

“Uh oh.” Spencer mumbles tilting his head up to look at Aaron. “Please don’t kill him.”

“I’m working.” Aaron huffs. “Both of you better quit it or I’ll kick you out.”

“No you won’t.” Derek responds, making his way across the room. “I’m sorry I hit you in the face with a pen.” The absurdity of the situation had Spencer gigging and Derek reached over to lightly shove him.

“Just behave.” Aaron mutters not looking up from his paperwork. “Both of you.” He adds when Spencer reaches out to grab Derek’s ankle.

“Can the paperwork till tomorrow?” Spencer asks twisting around so he’s resting his chin on Aaron’s knee.

“No it can’t.” Aaron’s hand reaches out to push Spencer off his knee. “Behave.”

“I was behaving.” Spencer argues furrowing his eyebrows, Derek laughs leaning down to whisper something in Spencer’s ear. “Oh.” Aaron rolls his eyes closing the file with a defeated sigh.

“Come on. I’m not getting anything done with the two of you fooling around.” Spencer frowns watching as Aaron packs up with a slightly agitated look on his face.

“I’m sorry.”

“Yeah me too.” Derek relents when Spencer looks at him expectedly.

“It’s fine. Let’s go home.” Aaron barely makes it to the door before two sets of arms are wrapping around him, the faces of his lovers both apologetic. “Really, it’s okay. Let’s go home.”

“You sure?” Spencer asks.

“I’m sure.”

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