now that someone has broached the topic of adrichat and others have brought us recollections of dark cupid, i must submit the concept of regular chat noir deciding it’s his sworn duty as a hero to seduce emodrien and bring him back to the light
Ok guys but imagine if Marinette just went bonkers and told Adrien she, like, wouldn't mind if he flirted with LB. Or even kissed her. And he's like fr?? And she says yeah bc she aint stopping him from kissing LB, SHE would like that too. And also maybe Chat Noir. And he goes all red and says he's okay if she kisses Chat too bc he knows they used to have a thing. They both just have a fantasy of being each other's hero and while Marinette daydreams and plans to make it reality eventually Adrien viciously writes fanfic of his identity reveal with Marinette with various outcomes depending on how his self esteem is that day.
Adrien actually makes out with LB first bc Ladybug could NOT contain herself and flirted with him openly; and Marinette makes out with Chat. They have this idea that they're in a sort of polycule so Adrien insists she must have some one on one time with Ladybug too so now Marinette needs to figure a way to date herself, and also she puts him in the same predicament bc even tho he doesn't know she's the same person as LB, she knows he'd get allong just fine with Chat, they're her favorite boys after all!
And Boom, we have the lovesquare back and it's even funnier now bc they're all dating.
Adrien has this weird unexplainable thing going on where he has no memories of his time as Chat Noir. An akuma alert goes off, or patrol time comes around, and he blacks out for a few hours. He just chalks it up to akuma anxiety (haha nothing to worry about this is totally normal and perfectly okay) and goes on with his day.
But recently, he’s been hearing about these two new heroes in Paris helping with the new local terrorist. He watches videos of them, follows fan-pages to get more news about them, and collects as much information as he can.
Of course, he zeroes in on Chat Noir specifically. He’s never actually seen the guy in person, somehow just missing him and only capable of running into Ladybug, but… something about the guy draws him in. He assumes it’s a crush (and might just develop one in the process lmao). So now comes Adrien Agreste, rich and famous model extraordinaire, completely and publicly obsessed with local hero Chat Noir.