#Ahhh oh nooo betrAyaL

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Me: *closes eyes* ah yes finally sleep..

My Brain: IN THE BEGINNING OF SPOP THERE IS A SCENE WHERE ADORA IS HANGING AND CATRA BROUGHT HER UP AND IN THE FUCKING END ONCE AGAIN CATRA REACHES OUT TO HER AND ITS THE MOTHERFUCKING PARALLEL FOR ME IN THIS ESSAY I-

Me: (👁👄👁)

#Spop #Shera #I was about to sleep when I my brain flashed this before my eyes #And I was like #Ahhh oh nooo betrAyaL #Catradora #she ra season 5 #catra shera #adora x catra #Spop parallels #Shera parallels

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Okay, Big Dragggg

(as promised and I didn’t think I was gonna manage it tonite!)

Ummm....nooo.....they didn’t. That was your collective, delusional fandumb fanfic....and they don’t interact because your queen is an unprofessional loon.

Oh and yeah, they’ve written a quite solid slow burn (tho I was growing impatient): it’s called Jabi....TBH, I’m surprised they managed something so nicely done....so I’ll just credit Cole and Erinn....

They’ve unquestionably written Slizzy like SHE doesn’t give a shit and, honestly, moving towards that is the best possible thing for Jughead....

Now Cole’s a bad actor???? Bullshit, you dumb bitch, he’s amazing....and, nope, again, to quote y’all, the beats have always been there. You’ve just chosen to ignore them...

Again, Jug’s stuff has said he wants closure, he’s pushed ALL issues aside for booze and he has deep issues with betrayal.....he wasn’t hung up Slizzy, he was hung up on how he felt when they were together and in love....and trying to feel that she----somebody----still cared about him. He has that for realsies now.

And “exhausting”???? How dramatic you are!

How generous of you-----also sounds like you didn’t really pay attention/cherry picked. As well as missed multiple other times Jughead made his interest and attraction apparent.

I also find this hilarious, since they expected BH to reunite and be “flirting” (in the morgue, over Tabi’s friend’s corpse, no less) from one conversation....

And that was not what Jug’s lack of free food focus was. Dude, he was on an apology tour, he slipped and she negated all his progress....god you’re a fucking jackass.

Umm.....you are aware they’re pretend, right? And that the actress who plays half the ship is out of control these days?

If you were cool with Jabi, you wouldn’t be insisting CONTEXT!!! as your get out of jail free card, dude....

Now no “organically grown”???? She must be a Bagelswanner!!!

Slizzy’s influence had nothing to do with Cora (other than Jug recognizing she was an even bigger mess than he was and opted to NOT be that). The rest? You watched a completely different episode, HUH???

Additionally, he’s expressed attraction and feelings for her multiple times....he feels unworthy, that’s changing....

Umm....dude, we been knew....you want him as your doormat, just as you do for Slizzy.....and because he’s better now and his soul and mind are being released from their cage? Because this entire season has been about him finding himself again and getting over Slizzy?

Droop was referring to 5A....dumbass.....Jabi’s very much still together in season six, per BTS spoilers AND RAS....

I love how y’all have persuaded yourselves “AU”, and are wrong, again.....actually, your proclivity to be so consistently wrong should tell you something....

You wish....enjoy those sour grapes, honey.....

Oh, I believe RAS mentioned it not only being a “slow burn”, but thus on a very “solid foundation”, no????

And yes, Tabitha is very much interested in Jughead still.....plus we all know you might be the furthest off base in this off base crew....

Ahhh....her tags....screen door, hitcha, splitcha.....

DW, BARFIE are not gonna be a “relationship”

And I love your continued over dramatic histrionics....

Also, interesting Fuckie liked this....I thought she was all for Jabi???? Hypocrite much????

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Shoot if Bookman apprentice Allen theory is true there might be some bookman members who remember and hate Allen for being different and abandoning the clan. Much like how Nea is/was hated by the Noah for being different and turning against them (granted past Allen probably didn't slaughter a bunch of people over his choices, lol). They might use Lavi as an excuse to hurt/kill Allen in some loophole to get back at Allen w/o doing the dirty work themselves (no feelings). If Allen deteriorates -

2 it might be because Lavi and Allen find out about his past w/Nea through the archives. The bookman who are against them would have set it up knowing Allen could 'let go' and Lavi would gave to watch. Help Allen but lose standing w/the bookman. Just record as a bookman but lose Allen. Either way Lavi would lose but hopefully a traitor bookman being Allen would be dead and Lavi would be deemed a failure just like they know he is.

OOOH NOOO I LOVE THIS SO MUCH HELP

Allen being rejected by a third organization for “not fitting in their critera” would be such a Combo Kill. “And it wasn’t even an organization I was aware i was part of. Is it bad that i’m not even surprised anymore”

And lbr if Past!A abandonned the Bookmen to help Nea, I doubt the Bookmen would be glad about it. Cross tells Apocryphos something like “When I met him, he didn’t introduce himself as Allen. I should have realized that mistake sooner” - meaning Cross expected Allen to remember his past life (since it’s about how he told Allen when he identified as Red that “if you are not Allen don’t stay near Mana”) but that seeing Apocryphos makes him realize why Allen didn’t. Which is already a can of worm in itself but it could mean that Allen’s memoryloss and age regression wasn’t part of the plan.

Which MEANs that in Past!Allen’s plan there was a close of “letting the Noah inside of me access to all my memories and secrets” that could have really been a last straw for the Bookmen, along with Past!A betrayal of their rules of not being involved. And I mean in such a secretive organization secrets are probably worth more than life. Look at how Bookman seemingly stood Lavi’s torture to keep his secrets. 

So setting up Allen and Lavi agaisnt each other by letting Allen access those memories knowing it would make him definitly a risk to the Clan would force Lavi to take a side and that would be SO GREAT bc it’s such a conflict in interest Lavi would be forced to pick, and we know how much Lavi cares about being a Bookman, so having the Clan itself setting him against Allen?

Oh my god and that would also actually parallel Lavi’s fight with Road so much!! Of a Noah pushing the internal Lavi’s Bookman out to force Allen to hurt him, here we would have Bookmen pushing the internal Allen’s Noah out to force Lavi to hurt him!! This would be soooo good ahhh

Now i’m a sucker for this, I’m craving this this would be fantastic. We need to keep our expectations in check ofc but... damn that would be so cool help...... I love this so much....

#ichafantalks dgm #welcome to icha's corner where tODAY we decide which plotlines we wabn would hurt our favs the most #but let's be real i love thiiis ahhhhhh #Anonymous #ichareply #bookmenstuff

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In-depth Reflection on Kingsman: The Golden Circle (Spoilers)

FUCKING SPECTACULAR, EH!

After so much waiting, watching new promos and trailers everyday, I watched Kingsman: The Golden Circle today! The sequel to my favorite movie of all time! And BOY, I have so many thoughts. I am going to try to go as in-depth as I can, and as much in order as I can but BEWARE this is nearly a shit post with me pouring all of my feelings into it and will have random points all over the place, but mainly is me trying to process everything, this is A LOT (it’s 3k) and basically a summary of the movie 

SPOILER ALERT!!! OBVIOUSLY LOL okAY LET’S GO

They started off the fucking MOVIE with Take me Home, Country Roads on a bagpipe FUCK

FUCK YEAH EGGSY UNWIN! GARY UNWIN! MY MAN! MY DUDE! MY SON! YOU LOOK SO FINE IN THAT SUIT, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR DECEASED HUSBAND shit too soon

IT HASN’T EVEN BEEN A MINUTE CHARLIE GET THE FUCK OUT IDC HOW YOU SURVIVED GO AWAY also ALL THESE CARS OH FUCK IS THIS ALL POPPY! Anyways Yes yes yes EPIC drifting cab scene! Eggsy has grown so much yeah boy you kick his ass! I love this drifting cab scene, they built a custom cab that could drift how amazing is that! But oh nooo, ugh Charlie’s stupid arm made the poisonous blade kill the driver :(

Eggsy can hold his breath because he was training for the marines but also throwback to his training when he was the only one that was smart enough to see the two-way mirror! The police were like yOu wOt m8 @ Eggsy but iT’S OKAY there’s a secret Kingsman entrance under the lake! By the way HI MERLIN I LOVE YOU YOU SCOTTISH MAN but Eggsy you are a BRAVE man for jumping into shit! On a side not, the hand just hacked into Kingsman holy shite

HI TILDE agh prefer Eggsy with the love of his life, Harry Hart, but you DAMN brave for wanting to kiss a shit-covered Eggsy! Also HI JB YOU’VE GROWN SO MUCH! But wait, EGGSY MOVED INTO HARRY’S HOUSE! Just like the fanfics said! That makes me so happy

Cool transition from a bag of pot to Cambodia! Poppy is FUCKING CRAZY, actual psychopath, I mean cannibalistic burgers, delicious! Those dogs are cool, more realistic than other movies, but rip people who are put through the shredder! Ngl that burger looks pretty good

AW TILDE TRYING TO TEACH EGGSY MANNERS BUT FUCK HERE IS THE DELETED HARTWIN BREAKFAST SCENE FROM TSS! THE MYTHICAL BREAKFAST SCENE IS REAL! Eggsy paying close attention to his lover Harry Hart is

The fact that Eggsy has to hold back tears when simply thinking of Harry is so :( And he even asks Mr. Pickles, because he remembers Harry’s love for him. Eggsy Unwin was in love with Harry Hart, okay.

“Galahad, late again” HAHA just like Harry used to be! Hi off-brand Michael Caine-looking Arthur! ROXY MORTON IS MY GIRLFRIEND HI I LOVE YOU OKAY I KNOW WHAT’S GOING TO HAPPEN BUT I LOVE YOU! She looks so fly, so does Eggsy and Merlin! Also bye @Charlie I can’t believe he survived armless and now works for the craziest person ever!

Honestly rip this guy who just got the golden circle tat and is eating his friend in the form of a burger which btw looks pretty good! Welcome to hell!

Oh nice, the dinner scene! Eggsy is such a gentleman but he actually loves Tilde? He’s actually doing this wow and it’s all because Roxy Morton aka my gf is helping him out! Of course he doesn’t know about spanish painter Frida Kahlo! Roxy ugh ur da best from galahad, and roxy asking best friend or best agent? Both ;) AGH also NICE Eggsy started his own wall like Harry’s of the menial news! UGH Eggsy’s friend is so dumb what is he DOING! AHHHH HAND GRENADE and Eggsy cursing 100x in front of Tilde’s parents

NO NO NO BOMBING EGGSY’S PLACE! Everything is gone ALL OF HARRY’S STUFF! NO JB NONO EGGSY’S FRIEND! WHAT THE WHERE DID THESE MISSILES COME FROM oh fucking POPPY

Roxy knew, she knew, she even tried to escape but… Roxy Morton! MATTHEW VAUGHN I am utterly disgusted and disheartened! Roxy had so much potential, and remaining in a platonic relationship with Eggsy, their friendship was amazing! She was a brilliant agent, not to mention um the only female!? DENIAL! DENIAL! Roxy survived, she tried escaping, so she survived! WE WILL SEE ROXY MORTON IN THE THIRD KINGSMAN MOVIE OKAY

Arthur is dead, all the Kingsman including Percival are dead… Poppy is absolutely crazy, and is giving Charlie a new arm! God, from the trailer, the crazy slingshot arm! Agh no no no this won’t be good…

Eggsy, all alone, in despair. And here go Merlin and Eggsy blaming each other, for possible betrayal! And god Eggsy, Eggsy telling it like it is, everybody is dead, JB, Roxy, his friend, everybody… but Merlin told him to not shed a tear, to hold in emotion, as if he has done this before.

Thus, the doomsday protocol ensues- shopping, drinking. Statesman whiskey! Drinking to everybody! Drink to Scottland! Haha, nice try @ drunk!Merlin! But drunk Eggsy slurring his words and Merlin being an absolute mess and crying is just…. Somebody please get Merlin Kentucky fried chicken, please

HAHA that part of Merlin breaking in, opening the barrel! Hello CHANNING TATUM! Agent Teqila HAHA okay! That fighting was great, wow like being an American for once! WOW please don’t set their balls on fire, that would not be good! HAHA Yeah Tequila, go fuck yourself! 

WAIT BUT, HARRY HART IS ALIVE! HARRY HART, SHAVING, BEAUTIFUL MALE SPECIMAN, HARRY HART! HARRY FUCKING HART! EGGSY UNWIN’S SOULMATE! He is alive, and beautiful as ever! Yes Eggsy, we understand, “Fuck me” as in you love Harry Hart we get it! Eggsy and Merlin yelling, but alas, a two-way mirror! YAY GINGER ALE TO THE RESCUE LOVE YOU HALLE BERRY MY QUEEN

Harry looks all smiley! All happy! But he doesn’t know… I predicted this, his amnesia :( Please remember bby! Eggsy is all frustrated, but look at Harry focusing on his butterflies! YES YES THE STATESMAN IN KENTUCKY SAVED HARRY wow cool technology for being American, I would like to thank Ginger! Unfortunately, Harry reverted to his old self. Before kingsman or army, he was a lover of butterflies. Wow. Before being in the army, a kingsman agent, he was a lepidopterist

ELTON JOHN, THE BEST PART OF THIS MOVIE POSSIBLY! Telling it to Poppy as it should be!

HAHA hello champ! Yay jeff bridges! What a man, he seems so chill, I want to have a conversation with him! Champ>>>>>Arthur. Will never get over the fact that the Kingsman are knights of the round table, galahad, lancelot, percival… the statesman are fckuing alcoholic beverages how American sigh,,,,, also Whiskey, hi pedro pascal!

Harry Hart reading his dear book about butterflies! No, they’re putting him through training again to jog his memory! But poor Harry is struggling no no my bby please stop! Btw Colin Firth is the best actor ever okay thanks! Agh this scene is breaking my heart :(((( Harry’s trying to hard to remember, Merlin is trying so much, but Harry’s just here soaking wet :(((

AW JB 2.0 thanks @tilde aw okay people get people they love dogs to help them…. Keep that in mind for later for what I KNOW is coming up!

Lol mini condom and penis joke bc haha America sucks! Look Charlie’s gf who Eggsy will have to get to for their mucus membrane because the trackers needs to be… Haha Whiskey “tinder-what?” me!

BLUE VEIN shit… tequila come on mate! So sugar is 10000x worse than any drug rip :( Elton John is great I love him! Poppy is crazy pt. 2, those dogs are scary, please no! Hey, Elton is friend hell yeah!

Ahhh, can I just say, even though I don’t want Eggsy with Tilde, he is such a decent man to tell her what he is going to do! Despite knowing she’s going to be mad! NO PROPOSAL PLEASE but still, Eggsy Unwin is a good man that is all I have to say! Started from the bottom (literally) now we’re here! Lol @Tilde he actually loves Harry Hart! Anyways, time to travel through the vagina! Matthew Sexist Vaughn everybody! LOL @Merlin being uncomfortable and Ginger being total 100% chill, they are perfect for each other! i ship

HI HARRY! Oh god is this the maggot butterfly scene? YES IT IS! oh fuck fuck fuck. Okay can I say, Harry Hart is so smiley, he loves talking about butterflies. THIS SCENE GOD yes Harry pin Eggsy against the wall! Btw my FAVORITE thing is when Harry says “Perhaps you mean larvae” and smiles. Such a sweet smile! And the smiles are sad at the same time, because he doesn’t know who Eggsy is! And now Eggsy is sad drinking, trying not to think about the old Harry, trying to deal with the whole Tilde situation. God, the scenes between Harry and Eggsy are making me so elated with both joy and sorrow, because Hartwin. BUT THE PUPPY! Eggsy looked up pet store and

OH MY GOD MR. PICKLES 2.0! FAVORITE SCENE EVER! Ahhh Harry smiling, or rather Colin smiling at the pupper, the most precious thing! Young, non-agent Harry Hart is innocent and will love and cherish a puppy. BUT EGGSY, stop torturing him! Eggsy is trying so hard to jog Harry’s memory, but it’s so sad! Also, Colin Firth’s acting in this scene, is just fantastic! Absolutely amazing, to see the contrast! Young Harry Hart or CGId Colin Firth is the sweetest thing, to see his love Mr. Pickles. Because truly, Mr. Pickles was Harry Hart’s pressure point. Saying that Harry would never hurt a puppy, it was a blank, and HARRY IS BACK! Harry Hart, the agent, the man who knew he was an agent, but also a man. A man with feelings, with love, with innocence! No more Eggy, hello Eggsy, your husband! GOSH, THE HUG! Eggsy Unwin on his tippy toes hugging his soulmate Harry Hart and the puppy he got him! YES, remember how Tilde got Eggsy a puppy to help him because she loved him. If you love somebody and get them a puppy, then you know that Eggsy Unwin is deeply in love with Harry Hart. I truly think this is it. Hartwin confirmed #nice

BAR NICE yay Harry is back! Still can’t believe! OH GOD Eggsy holding back tears seeing his eye, but Harry completely and undoubtedly ROCKING those eyepatch-glasses like he was meant to! Okay, who is this redneck guy calling Harry the f-word. Please, Harry Hart may be the gayest man alive (in TSS with Dean’s guy saying that there’s “another rent boy around the corner” triggering Harry just like the f-word did, as well as his smirk in TSS when saying “my black jewish boyfriend” HAHA) but this is just rude. And Harry can’t aim because his depth perception is 100x worse than before now :( Stop punching Harry my bby! #StopHurtingHarryHart2k17! Manners DO Maketh Man, but Harry still needs to relearn! Well Whiskey going to whip them into shape, Diana Prince 2.0? That’s a REALLY GOOD FIGHT SCENE! Wow Southerners are not like what I expected! I hope Harry gets better soon

UGH Poppy is crazy pt. 3! This disease is crazy, but there is Elton John to save the day! ELTON YOU DA MAN! Anyways, yikes! DANCING HHAHA, Tequila could bust some dank moves! Anyways the world is going crazy, but what else is new? OH the US president is a dick… Trump, is that you? Low-key about Trump even though this finished filming before he became president! See, the president here is what I think of when I think of Southerners.

Okay so they’re going to Italy! And Eggsy is not going without Harry! Aw, look at my sons who are so in love with each other! Nice outfits boy! Aw, Harry can’t do too much field work because he’s still recuperating :( He couldn’t aim his watch thing, but a bang will do! BTW Colin actually knows Italian, so this is perfect! HAHA River! Lol I hate @Charlie but SHIT his gf got caught hahahah yikes… Oh no Harry is hallucinating again! And here come a crazy ride, which Pedro and Taron actually felt because Matthew Vaughn wants to make everything as realistic as possible! Because Matthew Vaughn is the devil!! Okay this is hella intense for not being a fight scene but also funny because of them yelling! Lol they stopped because of Eggsy pulling the parachute (tb to TSS) but it’s an American flag wow how American! And the old man said that was the best shit he’s had in a while, so I guessed it all worked out!

Okay cabin scene, Eggsy greets his bf again yay but THERE ARE SHOOTERS SHIT also nice @whiskey really cool fight scene and DIANA PRINCE 2.0! Okay Harry just shot Whiskey and oh no Eggsy don’t blame yourself! It’s not your fault, really it’s not! But don’t yell at Harry, he just saved your life with that cologne lmao… Okay I don’t like Eggsy being mad at Harry :( OH SHIT WUDDUP CHARLIE JUST BLEW UP HIS GF yikes sucks. Btw Merlin and Ginger working together is amazing, they are a new ship!

The president sucks pt. 2 (again, Trump?) Wow this human in cage thing is crazy, dystopian shit, actual yikes! Not to mention everybody has the “dancing disease” lmao! Look, merlehad! Haha so apparently Harry should know Merlin’s favorite singer but he doesn”t rip

Thought the lawyer was Merlin ngl

Ugh Eggsy is sad, Harry make him feel better! MARTINIS! Oh shit, this is going to be emotional. Eggsy talking about Tilde to Harry, but Harry loves him. And god, talking about when he was shot by Valentine. Not thinking of anything, anybody, because he never loved anybody… Brings me back to when he wanted to go back to his mother while he still had amnesia, who most likely passed away :( Please Harry Hart, I know you love Eggsy. Somebody love him. He says love is “worth living for”, and he lived for Eggsy.. WHAT IF HE thought of Eggsy when he was dying, but he didn’t say anything here because Eggsy had just told him that he has a gf SHIT SHIT SHIT no no please hartwin no 

Aw sorry Whiskey :( He lost his gf, but now he is vengeful… wow okay this is a lot

MERLIN IN A KINGSMAN SUIT! YES MERLIN, I LOVE YOU, YES YES YOU LOOK SO FINE!  And the machete is his haha! Wow a baseball and bat, so American.

And so we are here, Cambodia, and SHIT LAND MINE. No no no no, this is where it happens. WHY DOESN’T THE FROZEN THING HAVE MORE THAN 1 USE what kind of faulty fucking kingsman/statesman shit is that if it only has 1 use WHY DIDN’T YOU CARRY MORE MERLIN WHY YOU’RE SO STUPID NO SORRY YOU’RE NOT STUPID ILY BUT WHY   :(((( Merlin sacrificing himself for Harry and Eggsy, because he is fully devoted to Kingsman. Eggsy trying to hold back emotion, but Harry and Merlin fully knowing what being a Kingsman is. “No time for emotion” FUCK

OH GOD.TAKE ME HOME, COUNTRY ROADS! Merlin singing in his scottish accent, yelling out like he was meant to. God, why. Merlin, such a brilliant man, WHY. And he’s distracting Poppy’s men to save Eggsy and Harry! Okay, DENIAL! NO. Did you HEAR that last note?! Merlin braced himself and closed his eyes, but he might’ve not died! Merlin, Hamish, survived! His legs may have been blown off, but we will see him in the third movie, legless or not! I refuse to believe Merlin is dead.

Elton John as low-key performer/drag queen is my FAVORITE! It’s Wednesday FUCK YEAH! Oh, Eggsy and Harry look so vengeful, and they are perfect fighting together! Absolutely amazing! Eggsy taking Harry’s blind side is amazing, and their fighting impeccable. THE BITCH IS BACK ON THE MOVIE THEATER, YES INDEED! ELTON JOHN JUST HIT A MAN I LOVE HIM! Harry Hart, Eggsy Unwin, spy husbands fighting side by side!

Okay, bye @ dogs! ! WOW ELTON JOHN IS A FRIEND YES HAHA, okay low-key thought Elton John was going to say “If you save the world, we can do it in the asshole” to be Harry’s Tilde but he said “you can get backstage passes” which is the same thing OKAY GOD ELTON JOHN X HARRY HART NEW SHIP?? YES YAY wow he blew a kiss to him I’m dead this is so gay I love it harry hart fucked elton john 

Charlie can go die okay thanks bye. Okay the one arm thing is dumb, Eggsy you have an advantage use both arms lol, anyways YES FOR MERLIN, REMEMBER MERLIN EGGSY!

Okay last fights. Poppy is crazy pt. final!  Julianne Moore’s acting is AMAZING, really great! But um, viva las vegans? That’s dumb. Okay anyways OH SHIT BOI WHISKEY Harry Hart knew it! FINAL FIGHT SCENE and this is amazing! Absolutely amazing fight scene of spy husbands vs. Wonder Woman 2.0! Whiskey lost somebody because of drug addicts, man wow Kingsman really focuses on real issues, like the environment and drug addiction, but the villains are some crazy people! 

Okay, Harry Hart is absolutely amazing, and he can fight amazingly now! Also, Colin Firth doing most of his stunts is AMAZING! Still can’t get the fact that Eggsy fit through the lasso! This is like the church scene in TSS and I love it! Epic fighting scenes with gore x rock music is A+!

YAY WORLD SAVED! Everybody is back! And the president sucks, so YAY FEMALE PRESIDENT! I think this is @ the American govt. and Trump LOL wow I love this movie.

SCOTLAND WINE BY KINGSMAN FUCK… Rest in peace Merlin :(

YES, GINGER IS FIELD AGENT! Okay besides the Roxy thing and tracker going inside vagine thing, this is a feminist movie! Female president, female statesman agent! FUCK YEAH!

Harry Hart and Eggsy Unwin, once again together… but Eggsy is getting married which, let’s not think about. MIRROR SCENE PARALLEL TO TSS AHH I want Harry Hart and Eggsy Unwin to love each other, to cherish each other, even if Eggsy doesn’t know “what the fuck is going on.” Alas, denial is key. 

FINALLLY WE SEE EGGSY’S MUM WHAT HAPPENED TO THE WHOLE “come live with me” fiasco from TSS HMM ALSO WHERE IS DAISY @ Matthew Vaughn you owe us

Colin Firth’s monologue as Harry Hart made me realize, that I love Kingsman and will never get over it. It is only the beginning, and I can’t wait for more. This had so much emotion, despite it being so intense. RIP Kingsman agents, JB, Roxy, Merlin. Harry Hart, I love you. Hartwin, I will NEVER give up on you.

Oh boi Tequila is kingsman???? damn okay nice hat boi

FUCK

I’m going to cry at 2 am while singing Take Me Home, Country Roads (update: I DID CRY AT 2 AM)

F U C K !

If you read until the end, you are a TRUE Kingsman fan and true mutual/reader. Nice to know there are others out there who are just as crazy as me, but what can you do when you have such an amazing movie! 

#thanks for reading lol #wow #kingsman: the golden circle #kingsman #kingsman 2 #kingsman the golden circle #the golden circle #tgc #kingsman tgc #harry hart #eggsy unwin #galahad #hartwin #merlin #hamish #kingsman spoilers #spoilers #merlehad #jb #j.b. #roxy morton #reggsy #roxanne morton #lancelot #poppy adams #charlie hesketh #elton john #agent whiskey #agent tequila #agent champagne

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Baby Reacts to “Voltron Season 3″

SPOILERS

Episode 1

So That's Zarkon without his helmet

It seems that a timeskip has taken place and that everyone has been taking up Shiro's absence with a stiff upper lip

Alluras 1000 yard state

Note how when everyone mentions how important meeting Shiro was to them, Keith again doesn't explain about their earlier meeting

So the BoM guys just jump out. Yep, yep, I can see Keith being related to some of them.

Seems like the Paladins and the BoM are fully allies now, they interact with Kolivan rather casually here

So hunks claw thing can attack defensively, too!

Interesting how we get to see this whole bunch of Galra & their range of features, something of their society

act merciful then reassign him to space siberia. That's one establishing character moment right there.

But one interesting thing here is that while he's sneaky and manipulative he IS a fighter.

Keith is not the world's most diplomatic person but what he's saying IS the truth

Episode 2

I guess a theme of this episode seems to be that the characters are all capable of more than their straightfoward designated 1D roles. 

It's not just lance they were all sorta identified with their niches.

Hunk loving Yellow so much is so adorabs tho

Reminds me of this thing in guilty crown where a once wimpy character was inspired to „become“ a more confident one

Quirky miniboss squad has varied designs.Lotor has such a punchable face

Episode 3

So they go in when they can barely fly... They were fairly ragtag when Shiro took over tho – It wasn't TOOO bad thinking from Keith, he thought of placing the tracer

So Lotor's a genius pilot, too. They even THINK similarly „Don't waste the enemy's time of weakness.“

Again the formation gag

Allura is REALLY not good at this

So there is a „Voltron Feeling“, intersting

I feel ya so much Keith. I can't into group activities either.

Thing is he is actually a good planner he can even bark out orders well but he's used to risking & utilizing only himself with no further consquences.

I just hope the discourse squad isn't gonna hate on him too much, like, he said he wasn't cut out for it he's improvising as best as he can

There's a little Zethrid in all of us

Lance has this complex of not having a special role, but, he's kinda the ~Versatile~ guy, stepping into whatever roles are needed (just like water flows & changes shape)

& right here he's trying hard to be the glue

It's sort of a reversion because usually it's the charismatic guy who's the leader and the prioritize-the-mission guy who is number two (See Kirk & Spock)

Still I would like to stress that what Keith's doing here is his consistent trait of prioritizing the objective

I did not expect Allura to get this deep character moment but it makes sense

I wonder what we can infer from this about lance; Blue remains mysterious

They're all getting into it~

Oh Transformation sequence, how I missed thee

„I'm a leg“ Yeah now we know we've seen Allura without her mask

I must admit I got a mild case of the feels at this point

Opportunity, heh? He's got a plan. Probably capturing it for himself

Ep 4

Well this one cuts to the chase right away. Not much downtime this season.

Again I didn't expect Allura to get the focus this season.

Not having Shiro as a co-leader is srly fraying her nerves & making her feel the burden of her task. From the beginning she was always characterized as somewhere being an ordinary girl put portraying strenght because of the burden of her father's legacy – When you think about it, she is so, so stranded & this possibility is gonna compromise her bigtime

It's kinda like the plot of  „The Doctor's Wife“

There comes another favorite, the negative space wedgie

I like it when the technobabble includes references to how they are actually determining things („Gravity isn't being diverted“ etc. )

Its like a magic Event horizon!

Poor Coran what has he done to deserve this

Aaand the creepy abandoned ship trope! Delightfully Star Trek Esque

Aaand the apocalyptic log trope

Aaand the Paralel Universe! They're sampling all of TOS here

That's it I'm officially christening this episove Vol Trek

Yep, it's the Mirror Universe! Please tell me Mirror Keith has a beard

Im glad I know enough to catch the „Sven“ reference

I did not expect Alternate Realities to actually show up

I wonder, was there some historical crossroads where Alfor makes the deal with the Devil rather than Zarkon? Are we gonna meet Good!Lotor as this 'verses Allura?

And lool the alternate Sentries

Im SO LOVING THIS EPISODE I CANT EVEN

It's not Alfor, it's ALLURA who's alternate Zarkon? That's gonna screw with her head

Her whole Arc in season 2 was growing out of the black & white Mindset that Zarkon's betrayal left her in (ie, realizing the BoM and Keith are good, finding out the evil Haggar is Altean) but this takes „For Want Of A Nail“ even further

Didn't we see that blue haired altean techie in the background in one of the black lion's flashbacks?

Aaaand we're getting more detail on what Voltron even is

A VOIDSHIP now we're doing Doctor who, too?

Are they not evil or is Allura just not getting it? Poor girl she's in for a schock especially since the Galra homeworld was supposedly destroyed – Did Zarkon act out of revenge, too?

Aww Slav has faith in them... kind of.

UGH They are WORSE than Zarkon because they have more advanced technology

OOHHHH THIS IS GOOD THIS IS GOOD THIS IS SO GOOD

Also Mindfuckey

Do they have their own BoM counterpart, too?

I did not expect this how did they do so much in so little time

Aww the Space Mice hugging each other :(

Ah and now Sven is gonna die for a continuity joke

Any moment now, they're gonna say „He was rather like our Mister Spock.“

Iwho knew Slav could be cool?

It's also worth mentioning that Keith kickied lots of butt in this ep

Lotor's plan kind of allmost got his whole universe invaded by brainwashing dimension hoppers tho

So it WAS a trap

Damn Lotor's manipulative. He knew this would get Allura.

Ep 5

A tank? Are we now going Pokemon? Or possibly Evangelion?

This started slow but now it keeps sucker-punching us

SHIRO and he's got Hermit Hair.

OOOH Not AgAIN This must be so retraumatitzing for him

We've gone F.E.A.R. As it would seem.

No, It's fucking LAIN

Ohh I do love symbolic mindfuck sequences

He's supposed to look all ragged but he's so hot with this hair lenght

Everything about the cinematography here is just perfect

So there's Haggar-

Kuwagamon is that you?

Interesting perspective with Lotor's faction & the rest

I just noticed that Lotor does, just slightly, have fangs.

Ohh I see Shiro's PoV is happening in parallel.. they were so close!

Shiro is badass as usual

Ohh Lotor, do I sense daddy issues? Or maybe just a drive to prove himself.

Haggar's right tho, with all his ideas & somewhat obsessive/ singleminded tendencies he's actually a lot more like his father than his demeanor suggests.

Again Paralellism to Allura & Keith trying to fill the shoes of Alfor and Shiro respectively

So in the end Shiro found THEM before they found HIM

Still, a bit anticlimatic; I'd expected more of a finale than just „The lion senses him“ & no explanation for what happened, or will that be filled in later?

Alien Ramen.

So... that didn't contain what I think it would & contained lots of stuff I didn't see coming. In a way it was a huge break from the format, really nonstop plot instead of the previous slower pacing & focus on character interactions.

I would have expected the revelations from season 2 to play more of a role (Keith's origin, Allura's newfound magical capabilities, who or what is Haggar)

I mean it makes sense because it's an exceptional situation with Shiro being gone & Lotor hot on their tails. I wonder what season 4 is gonna be like, thankfully it might be there soon.

It's been a bit since we had a Hunk or Pidge episode & I was looking forward to less utilized interactions such as Shiro with Lance & Hunk or a episode where Pidge & Keith go on a mission together

IDK there's so many dangling plot threads and now there's MORE but even so most of this was  good writing when seen for itself.

There wasn't a lot of Pidge content which isn't that bad given that she got to be showstealingly hypercompetent in the last two seasons but they better give us a Hunk episode in October.

Ep 6

Ahh, Sharpshooter

Let us appreciate Keith's casual massacre skills. He tough

Cool thinking Lance!

So Allura's weapon is a flowy gymnastic ribbons thingy... kinda like a shinier version of that whip Zarkon's so fond of tho

I'm glad we got to see her kick butt with it before handing the Blue Lion back to lance

This fight scene well utilizes the bunch

AH now there's explanations, or at least an aknowledgement of a need for one. And again we see that Keith & Shiro sort of have a special confidence between them. Shiro allows himself to sound audibly distraught here. He looks to weird in such casual clothes, too. We never saw his pajamas in ep 2 so I guess now we know.

At which point during these last few eps did Keith acquire those bags under his eyes? Is it me or does he seem a lot more in control? Or perhaps its just the familiarity.

That moment at the end tho, aww. No one minds saving you, Shiro, because they all LOVE YOU TO BITS, especially Keith.

Ahhh I wanted him to keep the hair. But I guess he is the proper sort/ feel a bit less like a plant when he's clean-shaven. Yes bby tell them how proud you are.

Pidge and Hunk talk engineering why Lance makes a face in the background <3 All the nerd conversations plz

No. No. NOOO LANCE WHAT ARE YOU SAYING

It shows how much both have matured but, NO. I did not see that coming ouch nor did that conondrum occur to me. Hence I see why Shiro coming back was not the final climax

That moment when Shiro & Keith talk at the same time out of habit tho.

What's going on THERE? Sabotage by Haggar?

I didn't think they could wrap much up but it's going fast.

...Keith has always been quick to just pack up & withdraw hasn't he? I guess that quote about Alfor becomes relevant again here.  Aaand another plot twist why do I even bother with the pause button. How's this even gonna continue, is Shiro just gonna do mission control from now on? I'm gonna miss Keith doing Keith stunts if he's gonna be tied up as the boss man.

Even so, the teleport question is still no answered.

Was Shiro Ayanami'd somehow? (replaced by a clone or something)

I was beginning to think they couldn't wrap up THAT much in just 2 episodes but they seem to have taken this as a challenge. T'is a rolacoaster.

Hey isn't that the guy from the first episode? In any case you almost have to sympathize with that random Galra comander.  Poor bastard. Two invading parties. +Is there gonna be a confrontation now? Keith Kogane and the Halfblood Prince. Ohh this buildup of epic music cant be good

the four way battle with the generals was interesting/ pretty cool like theres one for each of them to smash. Are they setting up miss scaultrite thief for a high heel face turne? I hope not that would kind of be trite.Some are saying she might be part of his long-lot family, but wasn’t Keith’s mom supposed to have been with Marmorites instead of the Empire? 

Keith PLUS mission control Shiro would seem to be its wholly new desaster to adjust to. Keith did not ask for nor deserve this you can tell he hates every minute of it.

Ep 7

At this point its srly weird how the opening is still the same, especially after they set up all those elemental associations for everyone's original lions.

So lotors mom WAS altean but it wasn't Haggar herself as far as I can tell.

I'm smelling a gendo ikari type backstory here but i hope theyll be creative about whatever they do. And ooh, allura's parents in the backround her mom looks just like her.

There goes my headcanon that the original green paladin was olkari. But also ooh backstory.

But hey I think Pidge's predecessor was also a girl? And Lance's is... also very obvious. Alchemy!

Oh wait it is Haggar, and that WAS, indeed, the Galra homeworld. Classic „overdid the black magic“ backstory & went bonkers backstory Though Zarkon seemed to be lowkey authoritarian & obsessed with destructive potential well before he went bananas. I suppose the series has stuck to classic tropes.

Interesting choice to top it off with the backstory & let that be the twist/ finale with the character arcs themselves being left dangling – Last we saw of Keith, it seemed like whatever sense he had that he was getting the hang of it had just kinda crumbled away again and he seems so miserable, like, glancing away even at the end of the conversaton with little resembling a resolution.

And we still don't know what actually happened to Shiro. Did we even see how Zarkon got his scar? 

Also, did our Evil Overlord Couple make Lotor before or after they turned into zombies? 

#voltron #voltron legendary defender #keith #shiro #hunk #lance #pidge #zarkon #haggar #voltron spoilers

[themostbritishamerican]

Shadowhunters Season 2 Episode 7 Thoughts- Notes

Do these people not feel themselves wanting to move to the side for no reason?

Ooh Valentine knows that Clary can make runes now

Who is this? Since when is he going after Clary

What's the ringing

AHHH LOOK AT MY BABIES PORTALING TOGETHER

THEY WENT TO GET SUSHI AH

SUCH CUTE BANTER

AAHHHH I THOUGHT THEY WENT TO ACTUAL JAPAN FOR THAT OMG MAGNUS IS TREATING HIS BOO GOOD YAS

AAHHHHH ALEC GOT HIM SOMETHING

IS IT THE ARROW NECKLACE?!

ITS NOT BUT THIS IS FUCKING ADORABLE TOO

ARE THEY GONNA KISS

WHOEVER THE FUCK JUST COCKBLOCKED THEM CAN CHOKE

OMFG ITS JACE

I HATE JACE

Aww Alec is jealous by Casanova. It's okay baby he's with you now

OMG MAGIC FROM MAGNUS YAY

THIS MUSIC IS LIT

Who the fuck has a CD player though

OH FUCK ALBERTO ROSENDA'S ABS

BLESSED

NO YOU LOOK FINE AS FUCK SIMON HOT DAMN

WHY THE FUCK YOU JEALOUS CLARY YOUVE LITERALLY NEVER BEEN INTERESTED IN HIM BEFORE

YOU DO NOT NEED TO ASK FOR HER PERMISSION SIMON YOU'RE YOUR OWN PERSON

"No that's unacceptable I'm your only friend it's in the bylaws" DYING- ME OMG Clary has such good moments

SIMON IS SUCH A GOOD FRIEND HE CARES SO MUCH OMFG I LOVE HIM

SIMON WILL DROP EVERYTHING FOR HER NO ONE DESERVES HIM

I LOVE SIMON SO MUCH

Wtf is that- why does she just have runes pop up like a bat signal wtf

SUCH SOFT KISSES

FUCK ME UP

WHAT THE FUCK PHONE

THIS BITCH ASS BAT SIGNAL CAN FUCK OFF

MAGNUS AND ALEC JUST WANNA BE CUTE IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK

I LOVE MAGNUS HE GETS THAT ALEC HAS TO BE A SHADOWHUNTER AND ISNT A WHINY BITCH #BLESSED

DISGUSTED

DID I ASK FOR A HETERO SEX SCENE UMM NO

UUGGGHHH DAMN IT THE SCENE OF ALEC WALKING INTO THE BEDROOM IS THIS I DONT WANT THIS

"I'm a little tied up" WELL SO WAS ALEC BUT HE'S DOING HIS FUCKING JOB JACE FUCK YOU

"You're welcome to join us" first of all, ew. Second, he's gay. Third, that's his fucking brother wtf.

JACE CAN SHUT HIS DIRTY FUCKING MOUTH STOP BEING A BITCH TO YOUR BROTHER

ALEC DONT DESERVE THIS

BUT DAMN HIS ABS LOOK GOOD

Jace is being a little bitch that's what's going on

Wow Izzy is being irrational

I get that you feel hurt but Clary was just doing what she was told

Izzy, we get that you've done a lot for her but being mean is not helping

Izzy sounds like a jealous girlfriend

Fucking yin fen

Glasses girl is getting too much attention

Wow Izzy is just being a bitch to everyone

Oh it's withdrawal

Poor Izzy

Cleo- wtf

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AHHH MAIA AND MAGNUS ARE FRIENDS 100% HERE FOR THIS

Didn't Magnus say he wasn't going anywhere. I don't want him to just wait around but like

"It's a gift. Can't remember the last time someone bought me one" NOOO MAGNUS! YOU DESERVE TO BE CHERISHED WITH LOVE AND GIFTS! I GET THAT YOURE A WARLOCK AND CAN GET YOURSELF BASICALLY ANYTHING BUT ITS THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS YA KNOW

AHHH MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE SO CUTE

NOO IZZY DONT GO TO DRUG DEALERS WHAT ARE YOU DOING

AND MAGNUS IS GONNA SEE AND TELL ALEC

OR NOT TELL HIM THEN ALEC WILL FIND OUT AND BE HURT

NOOO THIS IS A BAD SITUATION

IZZY, HE KNOWS THAT YOURE A LIAR

JEM WTF WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING THIS UP

DID I ASK

THE PAIN OMG MY HEART

MAGNUS KNOWS WHATS GOING ON AND HES GONNA TELL ALEC

PLEASE TELL ALEC HE NEEDS TO KNOW

It's possible because she has angel blood

OOH SIMON LOOKS SO GOOD

OMG TWO HOURS EARLY MY NERVOUS BABY

Izzy, are you really going to ask SIMON for drugs? Really?

Okay Izzy, calm the fuck down. You're really asking him to feed off you? You're fucking crazy

Okay good, she heard how crazy that was coming from Simon

OOH ALEC'S CALLING HE KNOWS

THANK GOD MAGNUS TOLD HIM

Who's just bleeding on the floor?

ITS HER

SHE CUT HERSELF TO LOOK LIKE THE VICTIM

CONNIVING BITCH

How did she know to go here

Luke doesn't trust her

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SHE GOOD HIM A BLOODY MARY SO SWEET

HES SO CLUMSY MY BABY

SHES OKAY WITH HIM BEING AWKWARD

OMFG THEYRE SO CUTE

Jace, what the fuck are you doing here

Why are you crashing his date? Fuck off

Wow, Jace is fucking all the downworlders

"I spit in one" I LOVE MAIA

YOU DONT NEED HIS "ADVICE" SIMON

"Will you be my Obi-Wan" FUCKING NERD I LOVE HIM

YES CALL HER OUT LUKE

LIKE ISNT HAVING THIS SHIT AND I AM WITH HIM ON THIS

OMG CLARY IS SMART SHE KNOWS ONLY VALENTINE CALLS HER CLARISSA MY GIRL SO OBSERVANT- PROUD

I'm with Luke, turn her in

Literally who is attracted to you though? Hm Jace?

Simon thought he was pointing behind him lol he's so cute

HIS HAIR IS FUCKING NICE SHUT YOUR MOUTH JACE

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE SHIT JIMON OMG

SIMON IS SO CUTE FUCK OFF JACE

UGH JACE IS DISGUSTING SIMON IS PERFECT THE WAY HE IS FUCK OFF

UGH ITS THE SHAPESHIFTING RUNE AGAIN UUUGGGGHHHH

THAT PART WAS FUCKING POINTLESS FUCK OFF JACE GO BACK TO YOUR SEELIES

Literally where is Aldertree to shut Izzy's shit down

DID MAGNUS NOT TELL HIM?

MAGNUS!!!

OMG ALEC TALKING TO IZZY ABOUT SEX FUCK ME UP

MY BABY VIRGIN I LOVE HIM SO MUCH SO PRECIOUS AND WHOLESOME

HE'S SO UNCOMFORTABLE MY BABY

YES! Do NOT overthink it!

Yes, you overthink things all the time

IZZY'S SUCH A GOOD LITTLE SISTER I LOVE HER

SHES FALLING APART BUT IS STILL HELPFUL AND CARING UGH

I JUST WANT HER NOT TO BE ADDICTED TO DRUGS IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!

"Pretty cold blooded. Turning your sister over to the clave" fuck that bitch she can choke

CLARY WTF

YOU TASERED LUKE

WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU CLARISSA

THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU DO

LISTEN TO YOUR DAD

CLARY OMG THE FUCK

BETRAYAL

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That's either a shapeshifting Jace or a really off Simon

Why are you being an asshole

She's interested in the things you are there's no reason to change yourself wtf

She's being so nice to you don't fuck this up Simon

Maia's face looks so hurt

SEE SIMON YOU FUCKED UP

MAGNUS' APARTMENT! YES YES YES!!!

ALEC, YES BUT SLOW THE FUCK DOWN

MAGNUS COMMUNICATING IS MY KINK

MY BABY OMG HES IN LOVE FUCK ME UP

HE DOESNT WANNA LOSE HIM AFTER SEX AWWW FUCK ME UP MY BABY LOVES HIM AND CARES ABOUT HIM

HE DOESNT WANNA RUSH IN AND I AGREE

ALEC- DONT DO THAT BITCHY THING WHERE YOU GET PISSED THAT PEOPLE ARENT DOING EVERYTHING FOR YOU OKAY

LISTEN AND UNDERSTAND

OMG MAGNUS AND ALEC ARE GIVING ME SUCH MIXED FEELINGS

YES BECAUSE MALEC

NO BECAUSE ITS TOO SOON

AAGHGHHHHH

Alec has two ways of thinking- too much and not enough. He needs to find that middle ground because right now he's not thinking at all

"You're not the only one that feels vulnerable" MY HEART

ALL IT TOOK WAS "Clary, she's in trouble" TO GET YOU TO DO YOUR FUCKING JOB?! REALLY JACE?!

THE RINGING IS THE ANGELS ISNT IT

OMFG IT IS

OHHH THAT GUY'S AN ANGEL AND HE'S DOING THE RINGING TO CLARY I GET IT NOW

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OMG CLARY KNOWS THAT SHE HAS ANGEL BLOOD NOW

OOH SHIT THE STORM IS COMING

IZZY WTF ARE YOU DOING

OH GOD IZZY NO

YES SIMON IS BEING NOT A DOUCHEBAG LIKE JACE #BLESSED

"In love with your best friend?" MAIA GETS IT I LOVE MAIA

"Why not just tell Clary how you feel" BECAUSE THATS SCARY MAIA AND WE DONT WANT CLIMON

MAIA SPEAKS SUCH WISDOM OMG I LOVE HER

DAMN THEY WERE CUTE TOGETHER

Omg that fight scene was unnecessary she just hit him in the face like 5 times and nothing happened

Okay that sky looks fake AF

This fight scene is better than the others. The lighting is shit but the choreography is okay

Just shoot him Luke. Then it'll all end

"How you stole Jocelyn and turned her against me" OMG ARE YOU STILL ON THAT OMFG GET OVER IT

IM WITH HER PULL THE FUCKING TRIGGER

"Think about what will happen to your sweet baby sister" fuck that bitch she's a traitor. End this now Luke

I TOLD YOU TO END IT

SHE DID IT HES FREE

Why did he show them this weird premonition about the devil getting the soul sword. If you wanted to say Valentine just show Valentine

IS THAT IT

WTF HAPPENED WITH MALEC

DID THEY FRICK FRACK?!

I GOTTA KNOW

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT THE PREVIEW

SIMON IS GONNA CONFESS HIS FEELINGS OMG

MAIA AND SIMON KISS HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT YES

ALEC TOLD JACE WHAT?! IM HERE FOR JACE BEING PROTECTIVE BUT WTF HAPPENED?! DID THEY NOT FRICK FRACK?! DID ALEC WANMA FRICK FRACK THEN GET HURT WHEN MAGNUS DIDNT?! WHAT HAPPENED?!!!!

OMFG MARYSE WTF THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

FIRST OF ALL THERE IS NO WAY SHES TALKING TO ALEC RIGHT?! SECOND- WHAT THE FUCK CLARY WHATS GOING ON?!

WHY IS ALEC STANDING ON THE LEDGE OF THE ROOF?!

SHOOK AS A BOOK HOLY SHIT I AM NOT READY

#shadowhunters #shadowhunters s2 #shadowhunter season 2 #shadowhunters spoilers #shadowhunters season 2 episode 7 #shadowhunters s2ep7

[skylarpratt]

Two Birds One Stone Part 1

{Torture and Violence Warning}

"I wouldn't move if I were you." The man in the shadows whispered from his desk that was placed in the dungeon, grey eyes silently judging the struggling weasel that dared cross his path. "It's easy for a wandering fool to stumble upon this place, but i must warn you...none have made it out alive. So please, try to run...end your miserable life quickly...at least, that is what a man filled with mercy would do." The man took shape as he approached the sniveling traitor, grey eyes never leaving the man. Maybe it was those same eyes that caused such fear? Those grey orbs that contained both a psychotic and calculating glare. The eyes of a remorseless and intelligent killer. "Oh no...I am not going to let you escape that easily. You see, what many of my kind do not understand is that death is sweet. It's releases the body from any pain...sorrow...sadness...feelings." Skylar grinned as he took out a curved knife, gently caressing the prisoner's face with it. "Only a man that has it all doesn't want death, and how I hate such men. So little rat...which one are you? Do you have it all or have nothing?" The traitor gulped before answering softly, "Nothing?"

"What? Nothing?" Raven grinned wickedly as he slowly sliced his cheek, "So you would prefer death? Hmm, then I guess I won't give it to you yet. You see, I can't have this. Look around you and see the look of loyalty. That, that is what i expect. Not...this..." He drove his knife deeper as the pitiful man screamed in agony. "Now...I could cut off your tongue and place it on this very desk. Then kill you like the worm you are. But, there is no fun in that." He pulled the knife away as he circled the sobbing man. "I wouldn't want to be you right now of course, what awaits you is a shit ton of pain. But..." Skylar knelt infront of the man, looking at him face to face "We can remedy that. Unless you like being in pain. Regardless, you will give me the information that I seek. Otherwise..."

The mastermind drove the knife into the man's hand which caused all sorts of pain and anguish to the victim. "Gah! Why does it...ughh...BURN!" The man yelled in between grunts and screams of pain. "Oh, I did forget to mention the excruciating poison that will make you truly wish for a quick death? Only I have the elixir." The assassin took a small vial and teasingly held it to the man's eyes. "Now talk, who hired you? I want the location, numbers and the promises he made." Skylar turned the elixir in his hand, looking almost bored like as he played with the man's suffering. "You have three minutes." As desperation started to mix into the pain, then suffering man conceded "His...ahh...his name is Hayes! He....urgh...sees you as a threat. He paid me and...and twenty of us off to try and...ah! Try to disrupt! The base has around fifty men and it is located in Westfall! There! Now get this shit it of ME!" Skylar smirked as this confirmed his usual suspicions. "I need names." After procuring some ink and parchment, the man quickly stated the twenty one names and to which Skylar jotted down. "See? Isn't all easier when we get along? Without betrayal and deceit?" At the last moment, Sky felt the bottle slip inbetween his fingers and shatter into the floor, the last hope for the man's cure wasted before his very eyes. “NOOO- AHHH!” Skylar simply sat back down on his chair as he twirled the knife in between his hands. “Send this and twenty of the men down to the dungeons to be dealt with slowly. Send one upstairs. I have some...questions for the poor unfortunate soul.” He quickly scribbled two seperate notes, one was given to one of his men and the other to his pet raven. “Take this to the little Kitty. Make sure she is alone, I will be waiting upstairs for her. Once the last of the men left, he took the raven upstairs in order to release the bird through the window. Hopefully, Tal was doing well enough training her men. He did owe her a return letter after all...

After attatching the letter and letting the raven go, Skylar proceeded to the upstairs portion of the mannor to where the other traitor awaited. “Well well...what do we have here?”

To be continued...

Mentions: @caterinaprimrose @talmora-torana

#skylar pratt #brandon hayes #two birds #my writing #will write part 2 tomorrow