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nosanityleft · 8 months
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Akaashi Keji. That's it. That's the post
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spacespheal · 1 year
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Not me falling down my bokuaka obsession once again bc of the catalan dub...
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hwedi · 2 years
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crossover
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whyareyouhere66 · 2 years
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Haikyuu Characters as Quotes From My Life
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Basically, this chapter is just some of the Haikyuu characters as quotes that me, my friends, and even some of my classmates have said. Yeah, it's simple as that. They don't really make sense *the quotes*, even with context so yeah lol.
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-*-* "Christian Grey may be 50 shades of fucked up- but I'm 50 shades of 'I'm gonna whoop your ass" -Kuroo
-*- *"I think I have a crush on Pennywise." -Tanaka
-*-* "If only men had brains and balls, at the same time." -Kiyoko
-*-* "No Im not gonna eat my cat, I'm not a cannibal." -Nishinoya
-*-* " I look like a warthog and have the personality of a she-devil." -Yamamoto
-*-* "See, I told you Megan, my boobs are getting bigger." -Asahi
-*-* "Do you have gum in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?....I think you're excited to see me." -Oikawa *to Iwaizumi, most likely*
-*-* "Tell me a good song- and we're not listening to the trolls soundtrack." -Ushijima *talking to Tendou*
-*-* "If I write my essay about Fortnite and global warming what will I get?" -Bokuto
-*-* "I once had a guy walk up to me at target and he was like 'wanna buy some ball wash?'" -Terushima
-*-* "Ryan Reynolds is hot." -Ennoshita
-*-* "Jeff Bezos would be a great drug dealer." -Kenma
-*-* "Ugh that's nasty....gonna give us fricking herpes..." -Akaashi
-*-* "HE HAD TWO GLIZZIES" -Bokuto
-*-* "It looks like pennywise could crawl out of that things butthole." -Hinata
-*-* "I just got winky faced by Kahoot." -Tsukishima
-*-* "I'm gonna get fax paper, and make cards that say "we give free bj's" and tape it on peoples doors." -Kuroo
-*-* "If I have to listen to another minute of JoJo Siwa I will lose my mind." -Daichi
-*-* "YOU CLOSED MY DUOLINGO TAB?!" -Nishinoya
-*-* "Can any orgasms so photosynthesis...?" -Kageyama
-*-* "My shoulder is no longer a virgin." -Yamaguchi
-*-* "Don't change, we hate you just the way you are." -Iwaizumi
-*-* "Mom can you leave so I can curse at my friends?" -Sugawara *talking to Ukai*
-*-* "We thought there was cum in the bathroom." -Tanaka
-*-* "I don't like purple, I like ducks" -Hinata
-*-* "The bible is not smut, bitch." -Kenma (I'm sorry if anyone finds this offensive-)
-*-* "Mort I cannot 'move it move it' anymore" -Yamomoto
-*-* "They kill pears- that's why it's so sad. But pineapples stay alive, pears just- die!!" -Bokuto
-*-* "Not gonna lie man but your toes are...dry." -Tanaka
-*-* "That's like going up to a police officer holding up a bag and going, "hey can you step outside for a minute, go down and get some coffee, I should be done in about 15 minutes?" -Kindaichi
-*-* "I swear to god I will turn this- this navy blue van around!!" -Daichi/Ukai
-*-* "Nah he's got little-man-itis." Tsukishima *talking about Hinata, ofc*
-*-* "Don't we have a leader in the real world?" *Bokuto, continue to next quote *
-*-* "Yeah we've got Michael Jackson." -Kuroo *that one was a 2-parter haha*
-*-* "YOU'LL BELIEVE GOD IS A WOMENNNN- is that vodka??" -Nishinoya
-*-* "It's probably like, burnt fire or something." -Oikawa
-*-* "Why do you not like shirtless men." -Tanaka
-*-* "I'm gonna start a petition to make Boston a continent....or maybe New Jersey." -Hinata
-*-* "We've known eachother since the 1800's- we went to Travis Scott concerts with George Washington." -Tanaka *talking abt Yamamoto*
-*-* "Dame cabeza" -Tanaka
-*-* "No one likes Jacobs, Jacobs are ugly and raspy." -Tsukishima
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K great, so anyways-
Idk that's all I got rn, y'all got a free glimpse of my strange friends and even stranger school. Hope you enjoyed and adios
edit: holy shit this blew up a lot faster than I expected- thanks so much y’all
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smeegamae · 1 year
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april—september 2022
haikyuu art
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breadsoup00 · 2 years
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Imagine Akaashi having siblings, it's literally my favorite concept ever.
Like, one time his older brother walks into the gym to pick Akaashi up (bc he can't drive for anything), so he walks into the gym out of nowhere, this 20 something year old man, and starts talking to Akaashi. Then while they're talking Bokuto walks up to the two (hEY HEY HEY) and the older brother is like "Omg Keiji is this the boy you're always talki-" and Akaashi slaps his hand over the brother's mouth. His face is bright red, and Bokuto's still standing there, clueless. After about a full minute Akaashi takes his hand off his brother's mouth, and as they're leaving the entire gym hears a faint "You're so gay." "Shut up. I'm telling mom." "wAIT KEIJI NO-"
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giggly-squiggily · 2 years
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reward for bokuaka? I think it really fits them, plus reward tickles are so cute!! have a great day friend(:
Day 4: Reward
Hey friend! Oo, I haven't written for these two in forever! (Well- technically Akaashi. We're changing that today!) This was so much fun to make! I hope you like it and have an amazing day friend!
“Hey, Ko?” Akaashi looked up from his phone, wincing as Bokuto loudly cheered. “I love you, but could you not scream so loud? It’s not like they can hear us anyway.”
Nekoma was currently taking on a game across the country- one that neither boy could attend due to college work. Even though he would have preferred to physically be there to cheer on his friends, the owl-like man settled for the livestream the tournament set up.
“Oop- am I too loud? My bad, Kashi.” Bokuto grinned sheepishly, leaning over and kissing his boyfriend's cheek. “I can’t help it! They’re doing amazing out there- OH LOOK AT THAT GREAT RECIEVE!”
Akaashi nearly jumped out of skin, glaring as Bokuto went back to cheering. He was never going to get peace and quiet at this rate. Just as he started to accept his fate, an idea came to mind. “Hey, Ko? Want a reward?”
Bokuto perked up, turning his attention back to the brunette. “A reward? Oh, for what? Is it a good one?” Ever the child. Akaashi smiled at the sudden glee in Bokuto’s expression.
“It’s simple. If you can sit through the rest of the game without screaming, I’ll get you whatever you want as a reward.” Bokuto ‘oooed’, sitting back with crossed arms as he thought about his prize. “Anything I want?”
“Anything.”
“Fine. If I can avoid screaming for the rest of the game, I get to tickle you for a solid three minutes!”
“Fine-what?” Akaashi blinked, eyes widening as he turned to look at his boyfriend. Surely he misheard him?
There wasn’t a shadow of doubt. Bokuto meant what he said. Suddenly Akaashi’s goal for quiet time didn’t seem worth it.
Then again…it IS Bokuto. The likelihood of him staying quiet during the livestream was especially low. The risk might be worth it.
“Alright.” Akaashi nodded, sitting back and returning to his phone. “If you can do it. But if you can’t, I’ll tickle you.”
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He should have known better than to question Bokuto’s desire to win.
“Ahehahahhahahhahhaha! Kohohoohooho! Gehahahahhhahahahhaha!” Akaashi yelped and squirmed beneath the bigger man, pushing at the hands squeezing his waist and hips. “Mohoohohooohohve sohohohohohomewhwhhhhwhehehhheere ehehehehehhelse!”
“Why? You said I could get a reward if I didn’t scream again, and I did! I want to hear all those precious giggles!” Bokuto snickered in glee, spidering his fingers up and down his sides as Akaashi cackled helplessly beneath him.
Akaashi really needed to specify what the reward was next time.
I hope this was good!
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kageymaspoiledmilk · 2 years
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Akaashi: Are you going to be okay? Bokuto:*Tearing up, while standing bare foot on other side of lego covered floor* Bokuto:Yes.. Akaashi: do you want me to carry you? Bokuto: *Quietly sobs* Yes..
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someone-took-lost · 2 years
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“and then suddenly it was all sWOOSH. BOOM. BABAM!”
“pFFFT- oh really?”
“YEAH! YOU SHOULD’A SEEN ME! I WAS SO ON POINT!”
my kin and boyfriend’s kin being romantic because. why not amirite? they stupid and happy and i love them <3
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mugoki · 1 year
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Fuwakororin Akaashi ♥️♥️♥️
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Flippin' cute !!!
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luvwithkawa · 2 years
Conversation
akaashi: Why is your back covered with scratches?
[Flashbacks of bokuto and atsumu chasing a racoon after akaashi told them to leave it alone]
bokuto: I’m having an affair.
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ao3fic-recs · 2 years
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Bro Bonding in B-Sharp Major
Pairing: BokuAka
Word Count: 75,146
Status: Completed, 9/9
Rated: Explicit
Summary:
If he would ever have to point to the most horny-and-single-17-year-old thing he’s ever done, Bokuto would certainly consider his most recent chat logs as a suitable candidate for that title.
(Aka Bokuto would have never imagined that late-night chats with Kuroo about life, jerking off, and deepening the bonds between bros would lead him to Skype sex with Akaashi, but alas he wasn’t one to complain.)
Huuugeee fan of this one. It's so cute and very much mutual pining / emotional slow burn.
Author: @BeautyButterBae
Read it here:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5987536
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omiyagiri · 2 years
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Atsumu has this self-imposed challenge of taking a mirror pic of himself in a different bathroom each time and it drives his partner/friends/family up the wall. It’s always for a cheesy Complete The Heart picture with someone in the background using the urinal, their back turned to the camera.
Every shopkeeper, restaurant owner, every fucking person who owns a building knows him. Because he’s used their bathroom to take a selfie. He walks into his brother’s restaurant and wordlessly goes into the bathroom, sending a Complete The Heart picture not even ten seconds later. Osamu sends him the middle finger back.
Atsumu: i’m gonna vandalize ur bathroom u bitch Osamu: im gonna vandalize ur boyfriend u whore
Neither Osamu nor Atsumu's S/O complete the heart with him anymore due to him spamming it like every day. Instead they decide to take one together and send it to Atsumu every time he challenges either of them. It has him crying and pouting like a child.
Bonus: Osamu and Akaashi meet up to form a heart with their hands in person to send it as a pic to Atsumu. He’s literally about to scream but they send the pic again, this time here’s text in the middle of their heart-shaped hands spelling “Atsumu” and now he’s screaming from the pain of cringe and love.
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Credit for Art
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finleylikehotmoms · 2 years
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Here are some nicknames I think the haikyuu boys would give you
Tendo: fruit salad, salsa ver de, paradise, my little arsonist
Suga: baby, sweet,sweetheart, bae
Sakusa: germ, liscol, windex, cutie
Suna: babe,baby,darling, Ted bundy
Akaashi: my dearest, angel, honey, shaawty
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breadsoup00 · 2 years
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Why are all the Haikyuu setters so pretty like I made a list
Akaashi. No explanation needed, this man is just ❤
Oikawa. I MEAN LOOK AT HIM.
Kenma. Just...Kenma. Like, Kenma? man idk help
Suga. My guy needs more attention with those looks 😍
ATSUMU MIYA ATSUMU MIYA ATSUMU MIYA ATSUMU MIYA AT-
S h i r a b u. LEAVE HIS BANGS ALONE.
Kageyama. :)
SEMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII <33
Last but not least someone gotta give my man Yahaba some attention
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