#Alex: what

[starringsheshitposts]

#caroline: hey archie sweetheart :) remember u made me that cake? #archie: lmao yeah did u finish it? #caroline: oh yes!! i just wanted to bake you one in return :) here u go #archie: *opens box* ...............*throws it at her* #caroline: *SCREAMING* #alex: *laughing* what was wrong with it?! #archie: TELL ME YOU DIDN'T #alex: DIDN'T WHAT #archie: SLEEP WITH CAROLINE #alex: WHAT #caroline: i wrote 'sorry i slept with your dad' on the cake as a joke and now i'm paying for it :( I JUST HAD MY HAIR DONE ARCHIMEDES!!! #alex: WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT ON A CAKE AND GIVE IT TO MY 14 YEAR OLD SON #caroline: IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY BUT NOW YOU'RE BOTH MAD AT ME AND I'M COVERED IN CAKE! #alex: you know what caroline??? i don't think you're paying enough *pours a vase of flowers and all the water over her* #caroline: *GASP* THAT WAS COLD!!! YOU BASTARD!!! #alex: NEVER say that again #archie: i mean....technically she WROTE it but- #caroline: :( okay i'm sorry can i pls use the shower i'm covered in rainbow icing #archie: *licks her arm* ... damn it caroline you used too much icing sugar

[willgrahamscock]

the bond between mutuals who only share one or two fandoms is stronger than an entire fandom combined… I do not know what you are blogging about but you are right, pip-pip and bing-bong are homosexuals who crave blood and understanding and I will heart that in support

#alex says things #justice for pip-pip and bing-bong #that’s what ur blorbo names sound like to me

[vraska-theunseen]

DID YOU ALL KNOW THAT YOU CAN DO WHATEVER UOU WANT WHEN YOURW MAKING ART ISNT THAT WILD

#alex talks #this was a piece i didn't really know what to do with so i put the holes in at first and then someone im in class with suggested i bite it #(i think she was joking) and after i took out a chunk she said she meant just put an indent so i tried that too and that's why it's mismash

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[azuneekun]

MY EGG ???????????????????????????

#stardew valley #stardew valley alex #alex stardew valley #stardew alex #alex stardew #sdv alex #alex sdv #sv alex #alex sv #stardew #sdv #sv #my art #sdv farmer #stardew valley farmer #WHYD HE FUCKNIG EAT M EGG LIEKT HAT WHATS WROMNG WITH HIM?????I SCREAMED #nvm i need to study him in an enclosure behind the bushes #also i havent drawn a comic in so long. sorry im so rusty i gave up so i can go back playing stardew sorry

[sorvelle]

#the magnus protocol #tmagp #you never know what you’re gonna get on Alex’s Twitter lmao

[purposefully-lost]

Thinking about how if Alex had gotten the chance to come out to Rabbit somewhere in their senior year Everything would have immediately made sense to him

#alex: so yeah im a guy #rabbit: THATS why im attracted to you #alex: what

[will41n]

etho in a dress etho in a dress etho in a dress

#my friend asked me i could NOT say no ... #what if i draw ethubs in dresses dancing hmmmmm #alex draws #hermitcraft #hermitblr #ethoslab #etho

[girlbragging]

#femme fatale #female manipulator #femcel #girlblogging #lana del rey #lana unreleased #lizzy grant #black swan #cool girl #coquette #coquette dollete #coquette aesthetic #cinephile #cinema #cinemetography #natalie portman #this is what makes us girls #dark academia #girly aesthetic #arctic monkeys #alex turner #matty the 1975 #matty healy #old money #just girly things #lana is god #girlhood #female hysteria #dark aesthetic #light academia

[kristsune]

So while listening to Episode 6's case, I remembered that during the early premiere stream Jonny and Alex talked about Needles a bit. So I figured I'd put them together to make a nice little intro for Needles because I fell in love with him immediately.

#the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmp #tmp spoilers #tmagp #needles #jonny sims #alexander j newall #my audio #let bloody hear it for #harry roebuck #what an incredible performance #i can see how that would convince alex if the writing wasnt enough #because wow #absolutely wicked #i hope we get to hear from needles again in the future

[piningintrovert]

Nicholas Galitzine as HENRY & Taylor Zakhar Perez as ALEX RED, WHITE & ROYAL BLUE (2023), dir. Matthew Lopez 

#red white and royal blue #rwrb #baby boi was finally able to sleep #that's what good [redacted] from the loyl can do for you #henry x alex #red white & royal blue #nicholas galitzine #taylor zakhar perez #raemakes #f:rwrb #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #historyshuh #userlinnea #dailylgbtedit #moviegifs #rwrbedit #parallels

[starringsheshitposts]

#Caroline: -sobbing- look what my follower said about me #Alex: Well. They're right. #Caroline: :) Awww u think I'm cute? #Alex: I think you're troubled #Caroline: Well I think you're cute #Alex: What #Caroline: What

[willgrahamscock]

I had a really bad migraine last night, but I've run out of everything except these hungarian pain killers my dad gave me 9 years ago, anyway I don't remember anything and I can't feel my tongue and the only thing in my search history is this

#alex says things #what was I looking for

[yrsonpurpose]

He grabbed my hair in a way that made me understand the difference between rugby and football. bonus ±

#rwrb #rwrbedit #red white and royal blue #alex x henry #firstprince #userninz #userveronika #chrissiewatts #usersteen #usernuria #usermegsb #userclara #userkhael #mine* #this kind of set has been done to death but it hasnt been done by ME. #it's been on my book/movie list for a while #anyway they changed the game with this idk what to tell you #idk who i'd rather be in this situation............. #alex needed to get his hands in henry's hair so much more like in the book bc he was OBSESSED #and honestly same #the soft one in the paris scene like... thats my shit. turn it up.

[actual-changeling]

i'm still not over the fact that it was crowley who pulled away first.

aziraphale stumbles back, mouth still slightly opened, and he looks almost surprised at first because if there is one thing he doesn't do once he's got a taste of something it's stop.

but crowley knew that once he let go of him, that would be it. let go, lose him, and he clung to him for a while to sear the kiss into his memory. kissing not to change his mind but simply to have kissed him, six millennia of longing finally bubbling over.

and then he let him go, knowing what aziraphale would say next.

even then, after all of that, crowley watched him walk to the lift, painfully aware that aziraphale didn't just leave the way he might have done in the past for a decade or four.

no, crowley let him go, and then aziraphale left him here alone.

#alex talks good omens #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziracrow #hi what a fun post isnt it #definitely not tearing up nope #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #ineffable wives #ineffable spouses #ineffable divorce #the final fifteen

[dailyflicks]

What We Do in the Shadows | 2014 dir. Taika Waititi, Jemaine Clement

#what we do in the shadows #wwditsedit #what we do in the shadows 2014 #filmgifs #moviegifs #filmedit #cinematicsource #userbbelcher #userlera #tuserhan #usersavana #usersameera #userfrodosam #* #horror #comedy #2010s #by alex