#Alexa's Shitposts

[steelscorner]

Astarion’s Hair: A Comic

Edit: there is now a part 2

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#astarion ancunin #astarion #astarion fanart #bg3 fanart #astarion comic #bg3 comic #is this is anything #I don’t even know if this has been talked about before #but I relate to those flyaways #anyway #shitpost? yeah kinda #Alexa hit post and close your eyes #my art

[claustrophobiccat]

No bitches?

#tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #shitpost #no bitches #hes calling you bitchless #fun fact i had a dream i called him bitchless and he was like #well atleast i have alexa where are your bitches? #hatchetfield #starkid #nick is the best hidgens #fight me

[thatswhatsushesaid]

hahaha... hah.... 🥺

#alexa play paint my face by the devil makes three #mdzs shitposting #nie mingjue #he is in a toxic relationship with nie sect's dark legacy of self-destruction #baxia is very sexy tho i can't blame him for not being able to walk away

[evangelinesbible]

💩 post 3

5H suns are a ray of creative sunshine that needs to be protected at all costs

When he has a Virgo Venus so he automatically thinks your attractive and his type bc your a Virgo rising 😩

When he has Leo placements 😩

When his Lilith is Capricorn Aries or Taurus 😩

Draculura x Clawdeen 🤝🏽 Aquarius x Taurus

If Sagittarius was a smell it’d be artificial watermelon 🍉

I find that in A LOT of my persona charts my NN is always in the 11°

Virgo placements don’t realize how beautiful they are. I swear Mother Nature blessed us with something special, WE CANT BE UGLY Unless your mean cuz then Mother Nature will snatch that beauty right back…

Why are all cancer mars men so deceiving. You think they’re sweet, innocent, and wouldn’t possibly be into that freaky stuff and then BOOM 50 Shades of Grey…

Libra placements, degrees and 7H people are the charmers of the century you can’t compete with them

Aquarius moons it’s ok honey you can open up whenever you feel like it 🫂

I think another reason why everyone thought Alexa Demie was a Scorpio rising is because in her ASC PC her MC is Scorpio 29°

Is it weird I enjoy 12H overlays… Maybe it’s cuz I like to dig deep into peoples souls and fun stuff like that 🤷🏽‍♀️

Mars in water degrees especially Pisces can give off a siren quality to seggy time and it’s always about the eyes 👁👃👁

Libra Jupiter? = 🍑

Jupiter 1H? = 🍑

Sagittarius placements? =🍑

Libra placements? = 🍑

If I had a dollar for every time someone guessed I was a Leo… I’d have about 5 dollars… which is a lot to me so…

Plastic off the Sofa gives very much Venusian type of lover 💕

This was less informational and more of me spewing out my thoughts. Oh well 💋

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#astrology #astro observations #astro placements #astro notes #astrology notes #pisces #aries #capricorn #taurus #cancer #shitpost #alexa demie #virgo placements #virgo venus #virgo rising #5th house #5th house suns #capricorn lilith #Aries Lilith #taurus lilith #sagittarius #aquarius #persona chart #cancer mars #aquarius moon #12th house overlay #jupiter #beyonce #plastic off the sofa

[kickasscentral]

#shitpost #king candy #wreck it ralph #turbo wreck it ralph #he he ho ho ha ha #bedroom eyes ahh mf #he be slidin into girls dms with those eyes #omg this is so sexy Alexa play silent whispers

[fizzypoison]

*buys an alexa, changes its voice to male, and changes its wake word to malewife*

#fizzypoison #shitpost #alexa

[lostclippedwings]

my girlsss

#girlblogging #girlblog #girlhood #shitpost #gaslight gatekeep girlblog #2000s internet #absolute insanity #niche interests #female rage #it girl #manic pixie dream girl #just girls being girls #just girly thoughts #just girly posts #just girly things #im just a girl #alexa demie #taylor russell #hell is a teenage girl

[ponku-po]

this is so sad

#mlp #mlp:fim #my little pony #fim #mlp g4 #mlp art #pinkie pie #this is so sad #alexa play despacito #shitposting is magic #she would #animated #loud #loud cw

[dougielombax]

Alexa is NOT your friend.

Alexa is NOT a member of the family.

Alexa will be BOILED!

#dougie rambles #personal stuff #vent post #Alexa #he will be boiled #shitpost #sort of

[steelscorner]

Astarion's Hair: A Comic Part 2

Part 1 is here.

#astarion #astarion ancunin #astarion fanart #bg3 fanart #astarion comic #bg3 comic #hello its me i've returned with some nonsense #a little shitpost #as a treat #anyway that's my hair #Alexa hit post and close your eyes #my art

[hawkeshep]

What being an elf feels like during What Pride Had Wrought:

Abelas: 'Our' people? The ones we see in the forest, shadows wearing vallaslin? What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my classanjsjdisjs

Lavellan: 👁👄👁

Solas:

#Solas: damn girl sorry 2 hear that. Alexa play despacito #like Solas honey your girlfriend is getting roasted can you step in and help #please understand this copypasta reference #solas #solavellan #lavellan #abelas #dragon age #shitpost

[burymeinblack2022]

WE’RE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE . WE’RE FROM NEW JERSEY WHERE WE SHOOT MOTHERFUCKERS LIKE

🔪🔥 YOU  🔥 🔪💀 (BOOING THEM FOR BEING RESPONSIBLE AND SAFE)

#txt #mcrriot #my chemical romance #Return Era #mcr retrun #wow anna said something #anna's shitposts #alexa play gun by my chemical romance.... #mcr

[hikiclawd]

I'm so sorry I saw this and immediately thought of them

#suggestive #imsosorry #mysims (game) #mysims #mysims kingdom #sim: alexa lexington #sim: dr.f #my art #art #fan art #artwork #shitpost #falls to the floor #theyre talking about t.o.b.o.r btw-(GETS RUN OVER)

[jinxedshapeshifter]

Truly the breakup of all time

#animal jam #shitpost #this is my favorite lore update we’ve gotten lmao #also the first one man. alexa play ill be home for christmas

[ego-meliorem-esse]

I hate time zones so much. I do not enjoy having to wait for pals to wake up ahshjajahsvag oh ur sleeping cus its 4 am? Uhm, no actually its 11 am idk what conspiracy theory u subscribe to?? asfhsjdmlajshaggsn im sorry

#side note my mom is in turkey and ive never talked to my mom while she was in another time zone and now im so confused #alexa play all by myself #meli shitposting #i have my monster and my cigs day is starting well

[trafalgarlogy]

Imagine just dancing like alexa demie infront of a character you simp hard on:

#alexa demie #euphoria #nyxxcore #itssimpforeternity #shitpost