#Alfred pennyworth

[incorrectbatfam]

List of Alfred (the butler) exes

Mademoiselle Marie (that's who he had Julia with pre-Crisis)

Leslie Thompkins

Mrs. Mac (the Drakes' live-in maid)

Half the royal family

One of his fellow soldiers during the war

James Bond

Peggy Carter when reality got messy again

Post-Endgame old man Steve Rogers

The Gotham school district superintendent

A mob boss

A champion casino player in Monaco

One of his co-stars from when he was an actor

At least one person from every retirement home in Gotham

Jimmy Olsen's uncle (completely unknowingly until he's invited to meet the family)

An enemy spy to gain intel

3 of the 4 Beatles

#alfred pennyworth #batman #batfamily #batfam #batman family #dc comics #headcanon #crack #crackship #batposting #shitpost

[shahrwrites]

* Batman #50 (2018)

Bruce Wayne, CEO of casually making your father-figure tear up.

[also that “I can’t do anything without you, really. I never could. Or will,” really hurts now in retrospect.]

#batman #batman comics #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #dc #dc comics #comics

[stormy-skyzzzzzz]

the man the myth the legend

(he was gonna straight up shoot a guy)

#alfred pennyworth #the baddest bitch #batfamily #batfam #comics #batman #dc comics #dc alfred #bruce wayne #dc robin #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #damian al ghul #kate kane #stephanie brown #duke thomas #the little star dude #the one who becomes robin #batman comics #dc batman #alfred always slays #sometimes literally

[marshmallow---pillow]

Harley, with a recently-renewed psychiatry degree: So you take any recreational drugs or drinks in excess?

Bruce: No

Harley: *writes Big Nerd on her chart and underlines it three times*

[source]

#incorrect batfamily quotes #dc #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #dick grayson #batfamily #tim drake #batman #bruce wayne #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #Kay's funnies

[aurora-borealis00]

Stupid head canon I came up with

When a member of the Wayne family gets married, they first get married at the Gotham court house. So that no matter how publicized their wedding is they still have a moment of just them.

#Wayne #Waynefamily #bruce wayne #dc #bat family #batfamily #gotham #wedding #I don’t know how to tag #courthouse wedding #dc comics #gotham headcanons #dick grayson #jason todd #cassandra cain #stephine brown #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #barbra gordon #kate kane #batfamily headcannons

[randombatcharts]

hello people, poor choices may have been made at the time of making this chart. Also I totally believe in half of the universes every single bat eats ice cream using a fork. I have no reason for it, I just think it’s funny and the type of thing they could do.

#dc #batfamily #jason todd #red hood #tim drake #batfam #dick grayson #damian wayne #nightwing #duke thomas #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #cass cain #steph brown #babs gordon #kate kane #selina kyle #batman #Chart by @reeraeoo on Pinterest

[maxsarrt]

In my opinion, Damian is very ticklish and Alfred uses it to make him laugh genuinely once in a while (wdym Alfred is dead ?😇)

Anyways, Damian acting like an actual child, PREACH THAT🙏🏻

Also, I definitely love how I draw Jason so I’ll stick to this design :D

(Please do not repost my art without proper credits)

Close ups 👇🏻

#art #drawing #digital art #procreate #digital #digital fanart #fanart #batman #dc #damian #damian wayne #damian wayne fanart #jason #jason todd #jason todd fanart #tim #tim drake #alfred #alfred pennyworth #alfred pennyworth fanart #batfamily #batfamily art #batfamily fanart

[ehliena]

The Wayne Family Adventures is a glimpse into the batfamily dynamics off of their major storylines. It is nice to see Bruce with all his kids and Alfred being the grandpa.

#wayne family adventures #webtoon #bruce wayne #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #Jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cassandra cain

[ahfrickenfrick]

hey did you guys know that alfred and jason share a birthday on august 16th

so don’t think about how alfred finally found a good enough reason to celebrate on his birthday, only for it to be taken away

don’t think about alfred waking up every august 16th to an over excited child, bubbling about shared birthdays and wishes, now only to be met with the cold darkness of the early morning

don’t think about alfred now spending his birthday at a grave, dutifully cleaning the headstone of a child

#man :( #made myself sad god damnit #alfred pennyworth #jason todd #he was the happy robin and i won’t forget it #dc robin #dc comics #batman #dc #batfamily #dc jason todd #jason todd robin #sad headcanon #dc headcanon #characterization

[franylovesyou]

The batfamily is so used to Damian's grown-up act that they forget that he IS, in fact, a child.

So it was just another day, when Dick bunch of pics to the gp

Only to be a pic of Damian dressed like a mini life guard in his Cheese Vikings swim trucks and batman themed rashguard

And... another pic of him standing still with his eyes closed, holding a beach bucket full of bath and dog toys while alfred applies sunscreen to his nose.

Apparently, Alfred had sent him to bathe the animals.... A very child like activity? So, the rest of the photos consisted of snapshots of little Dami with his pets.

Damian filling up a kiddie pool big enough to fit batcow.

Bathing batcow and titus inside said pool. With Jerry drinking from it.

Damian trying to take cover when Titus dries himself.

The bat kids are baffled to see him acting his age for one

AND LATER Bruce sends a photo of Damian laying in the grass, buried under a pile of sundrying pets.

#batfamily #batman #batsiblings #damian wayne #damian al ghul #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batcow #alfred the cat #titus #let my boy be a child dammit

[bitsofbats]

Batman and Robin #37, 2015 Peter J. Tomasi, Patrick Gleason, Mick Gray, and John Kalisz

#batman and robin #bruce wayne #batman #damian wayne #robin #jason todd #red hood #barbara gordon #batgirl #alfred pennyworth #titus the dog

[incorrectbatfam]

I saw Ur post on how Steph would eat up foodtok (pun intended) but why stop at Steph?

What would Damian post? Why animal abusers should be locked up? Dick would upload a low quality video of himself doing an insane parkour trick and get 14m views meanwhile Jason's in the corner raging cuz he posted his workout routine and he doesn't get half as many as Dick did

Tim would post videos on how to subdue annoying younger siblings and Bruce and Alfred would be in the background looking concerned

Cass gives ASL tuts and Barbara likes every video

POV scrolling through your FYP as a Gothamite

#dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #duke thomas #cullen row #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #harper row #kate kane #helena bertinelli #luke fox #bette kane #alfred pennyworth #selina kyle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #dc comics #dc edit #headcanon #batfam social media #social media au

[hellfiredarling]

Been having thoughts about the Batfams different hobbies and I can't stop thinking about cozy rainy afternoons in the manor with everyone sitting around doing their own lil crafts/hobbies I feel like Jason crochets and/or knits (Babs taught him how to knit). And he's really good at sewing and can do pretty intricate embroidery. He and Alfred used to/sometimes still do sit around and mend clothes/costumes and talk about their lives and whatever else. Damian obviously likes to draw and paint. Sometimes Duke will join him (not because he's particularly amazing at it but because he enjoys just chilling). Tim is a sucker for puzzles of all kinds and I think that speaks for itself. Sometimes Dick or Bruce will pop in and help him unprompted (Tim pretends to be mad about it) Cass, Babs and Steph will sit around for HOURS doing those really intricate coloring books and they'll shade and highlight and everything. The table is completely covered with colored pencils, crayons, gel pens, you name it.

#dc #hellfire speaks #this is just based on vibes #jason todd #alfred pennyworth #damian wayne #batfamily #duke thomas #tim drake #dick grayson #bruce wayne #cassandra cain #barbara gordon #stephanie brown

[the-batgirl]

please….I love their little family

#the batman 2004 i love u so bad #head in hands #this is from the batman strikes issue 33 #also alfred should be in the pic on B’s bedside!!! #batdad #batfam #batfamily #dc comics #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne

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#emma mackey #Wooyoung #besos #the maine #alfred pennyworth #tati bernardi #arrow #Yoona #katy perry #saudade #augustus waters

[atalante241]

You know, I never see anything about Alfred’s involvement in everything. And by everything I mean when the rocking chair of conversations about the morality and general healthy environment of living around or with Batman. Like, Alfred isn’t just a bug on the wall. The man’s alive and doing shit, usually helping Bruce with whatever’s he’s up to (from what I’ve picked up).

#batman #dc #batman comics #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batfam #batfamily