Ziggs: So, you both remember the plan if I get shot, right?
Alice: Of course
Deb: *nods*
Ziggs: Tell me
Deb: In the case of you being shot, as you fall to the ground, we are to sing 'mmmm whatcha say' no matter the circumstances
Ziggs: Good
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It is with the UTMOST pride and joy that I announce to you, the project is finally finished!!! The past four months have been VERY worth the wait. I would like to thank everyone who helped make this a reality, as you are all some of the most talented people on Earth, and I would also like to thank Team Starkid for having the amazing characters who brought it together.
For the characters who did not have full names, we had their artists name them! Those characters are:
Smoke Club Girl (tgwdlm) - Suzy English
Danny (tgwdlm) - Danny Reynolds
Deb (tgwdlm) - Deb Hirsch
Hatchetfield Bee (tgwdlm) - Eliza Florez
Ziggy (nightmare time) - Ziggy Miller
Gabe (abstinence camp) - Gabe Anderson
Mary (abstinence camp) - Mary Shaw
Noah (abstinence camp) - Noah Henry
PJ (npmd) - Patricia Johnson
Reese (npmd) - Reese Woods
Brenda (npmd) - Brenda Briggs
Stacy (npmd) - Stacy S. Murphy-Owen-Martin
Brooke (npmd) - Brooke Chandler
Caitlyn (npmd) - Caitlyn Hayes
Angela's Drama Student (npmd) - Lily Myers
Joey's Drama Student (npmd) - Ezra Richter
Rudolph (npmd) - Rudolph Svensson
Miss Mulberry (npmd) - Missy Mulberry
I'm linking the flip book AND the slideshow versions of this project because I feel like there's an image quality difference, and I want everyone's pieces showcased in the best possible quality. In the flip book, hover your mouse off of the pages, because when you have it on the page blurs a bit.
Flipbook
Slideshow
One more enormous thank you to those who brought this project to life:
Writers:
@dawningfairytale @theiloveyousong @that-was-anticlimactic @amethystunarmed @bellqmione @tnoy-keraxisraxis @icarus-o7
Artists:
@mansion-of-haunts @witchstormm @booigi-boi @zstarcatsz @bird-likes-to-fandom @muppetmagic @l8dawnsovrmonroeville @nibblelinephym @notanerdyprude @peterstankoffski @ren-from-mars @astrolotte @blankensnappeas @angelwiththeblue-box @margo-mania @tipsy-agnostalgic @ratsarecute4 @rat-on-string @spigosaur @wispexists @ampers-and @ruthflemwad @feathertru @oniomn @daiwild @bajablastflavoredsaxreed @cardinaldust @thalassous @idk-tbh-idk @anispelix @lillazyboithings @cloddot @ophii @stephanie-lauter @janet-the-interplanet @alliumroze @kentucky-fried-goth-attire @nonbinarymichaelafton @spiny-dogfishes @gay-little-axolotl @vicariousscrolling @spyruce @thecrabbybarista
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can you draw Alice, Zigs and Deb smoking together? I love the hatchetfield stoners 🫶🏻🫶🏻
zooted out of their minds
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What your favorite Hatchetfield ship says about you.
Paul x Emma: You just want good things for Paul.
Paul x Ted: You Just want good things for Ted.
Ted x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the enemies/Rivals to lovers trope.
Ted x Tinky: You used to ship Billdip. And/or you're a monster fucker.
Paul x Bill: You are a connoisseur of the best friends to lovers trope.
Ted x Charlotte: You Believe cheating on your husband is ethical in some circumstances. You're correct.
Mr Davidson x Carol: You really wanna be choked out in bed.
Ted x Emma: You love sarcastic asswholes.
Deb x Alice: You are an angsty teenager.
Sam x Zoey: You think morally grey people are hot.
Sam x Charlotte: You are clinging hard to that broken Relationship and/or the child of a divorce you never really got over.
Ethan x Lex: You think a sweet delinquent is the best thing ever, and you just want Ethan to be happy. You also live for angst.
Tom x Becky: You believe that no matter how your first relationship is you can find love again.
Linda x Gerald: You think Morally grey women and their supportive husbands are hot.
Dan x Donna: You really like background ships, and think characters are more interesting when you have to work to learn things about them.
Peter x Steph: You're incredibly wholesome and just want them both to be happy.
Ruth x Steph: You just want Ruth to be happy.
Peter x Richie: You Believe in Best friends to lovers and you are an awkward teenager
Ruth x Richie: You love nerdy best friends who support each other when no one else will.
Peter x Ruth: You think joke flirting should always lead to real flirting.
Grace x Steph: Why have enemies to Lover or friends to lovers when you can't have Frenemies to Lovers.
Ruth x Grace: You love unhinged girlfriends.
Max X Richie: You want good things for Max.
Max x Grace: You think a couple who could take over the world together is the best kind of couple.
Brooke X Richie: You definitely have a whole personality and backstory for Brooke conducted in your head. You love background Characters and Desperately want Richie to be happy.
Linda X Becky: You love Enemies to Lovers and Absolutely stan Linda as you should.
Let me know if I missed anything!
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Things I thought of about Hatchetfield characters
These are kinda like my opinions or theories. Also, be prepared cause it’s a lot
Ted will probably never love someone like he loved Jenny ever again. Sure he would care about someone in his own Ted Spankoffski way, but never fully love them.
Alice would be the perfect person to be possessed by Blinky. During Watcher World when she found out her phone is broken she says, and I quote, “I need to be liking her post so she knows I’m watching her!” And keeps saying that she has to be around Deb to make sure their relationship stays.
Even if Max didn’t die and tries to change, him being redeemed would take a while. Weeks, months, maybe after high school! Redemption after being a bully for years doesn’t happen over night
The lords in black and lady in white may be eltric gods, but they still bicker and fight like any mortal siblings
If Max continued to not allow Kyle and Brenda to date, I feel like they would date in secret. The very little moment we get of those two, their relationship seems healthy and they both like each other.
Richie got most of his shirts from Hot Topic, and some of his anime themed things
Paul 23 probably thought of the real Paul when Android Emma said “You weren’t living it! You were running away from it” hence why he picked to stab the real Emma.
I like the idea of some of Jon’s characters being related. So, I like to think Ted just gave Peter to Paul every now and then cause he heard that Paul watched Alice, and because of that, Richie and Peter met each other.
Daniel/Stopwatch has definitely done many pranks on Richie and Trevor with the help of his powers, sometimes the three band together to prank Paul
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lets go lesbians!!!!
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deb and alice making cookies for day one of @12daysofhatchetfield !!
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in my heart grace killed/infected deb and deb infected alice
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Hatchetfield characters as things my friends (and I) have said!
Wiggly: IM NOT DOING THE MACARENA! *does a little wiggle dance*
Deb: What came first the chicken or the egg?
Alice: The ice cream cone!
Grace: Oh my fish!
Kyle: We’re broken and people still take us.
Ruth: That was not very homosexual of you.
Richie: What is the greatest magic of all?
Ruth: Pussy.
Grace: We’ll be their pimps!
Max: Sports Complex? I think they’re pretty simple actually.
Max, holding a book-bag: Where is the G-spot on this thing?
General MacNamara: He literally ran past my grenade and butt fucked me.
Max: Is that a man? Why is he so pretty?
Pokey: Music speaks in all languages even horse!
Grace: I might be a satanist
Richie: You might be gay
Solomon: Do better.
Steph: I don’t want to.
Pete: He looks like a bad version of Keanu Reeves.
Ruth: I don’t want to hear you talk ever again.
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keep making all these jokes abt the lords and their blorbos like blinky didnt literally kiss bill in watcherworld
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