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marisol-000 · 1 year

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Incorrect Home Quotes

Home series by @mable-stitchpunk

Mike : I have an idea!

Fritz : I have the hospital on

speed dial

Mari : You could have gotten yourself killed!! what do you have to say for yourself?!?

Mike: So, I know I'm bleeding out of my stomach, and I know this might be a bad time, but I think I'm in love with you

Silver Wolf: You're too late

PirateDORKS! You'll never stop

me now!

Mari : That's where youre wrong!

We'll stop you using the powers

of - !

Minireenas : Friendship!

Charlie : Harmony!

Foxy: Incredible violence

Mari : and Love!

Gabe : Dear Diary, 1987, my teen-angst bullshit now has a body count

Charlie : Hey, do you have a bag I can borrow?

Micheal : The only bags I have are the ones under my eyes, and they're specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Charlie : ...Literally all you had to do was say no.

Jeremy : Would you please not 'Mike Schmidt' this into a situation worse than it already is?

Mike : Hang on, did you just use my name as a verb?

Mari : What just happened??

Natalie : A stranger just lured Mike away with a candy bar

Charlie : You use sarcasm to distance people

Baby : And yet you're still here

Carlton : Permission to give a fuck?

Mike : Permission denied

Carlton : Thank god

Foxy : *puts salt in coffee* * gives it to mari*

Mari : *drinks it*

Foxy : ...didnt the coffee taste weird?

Mari : Yes but I didnt want to hurt your feelings so I drank all of it

Carlton : *sneezes*

Ennard, crawling through the vents* : Bless you

Carlton : GOD?!?!?

Ennard : Oh fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!

Baby : JUST SAY 'FUCK'

Charlie : *gets down on one knee*

Baby : Oh my god it's finally happening!

Charlie : *ties shoes*

Baby : You finally got feet!

[At the shooting range]

Clay : You've never used a gun before have you?

Scott, throwing guns at the target : I'm out of guns I need another one

Scott : I want to be a father one day, its a shame I dont have any kids

Mike : Dear Diary, today my father disowned me

Mari : I want to be a father one day, its a shame I dont have any kids

Chrissy : Dear Diary, today my father disowned me

Jeremy's sister : Hows that "gay" phase going for you two?

Gabe : Better than your marrige

Fritz : Hello?

Mike : It's Mike

Fritz : What did he do this time?

Mike : No, its me! Mike!

Fritz: ... what did you do this time?

Mike : Am I going too far?

Fritz : No no no, you went too far 7 hours ago; now you're going to jail

Mari : Oh My God are you okay?!? That went straight through your stomach!!!!

Mike : please...i need...my phone...

Mike : *opens groupchat*

Mike : LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT -

Ennard : Here you go Scotty! A nice hot cup of tea!

Scott : Its cold

Ennard : Nice cup of tea!

Scott : Its... not great...

Ennard : Cup of tea!

Scott : Im not even sure this is tea...

Ennard : Cup.

Mari : can you two get us a table?

Mike & Foxy : Sure

[Moments later]

Mike & Foxy, sprinting from the resturaunt, carrying a table : START THE CAR

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rhythm-tengoku-gold · 1 year

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Now that I’m thinking about the home series I dug up some old art from last year (2 seem to be lost) & man I ought to redraw these because honestly they still hold up for the most part & were fun to do- like, I should see what they’d look like with my improved art y’know?

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sugarramblings · 1 year

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Cute lil spin on my trans!Benedict AU (not posted on this profile, if anyone’s interested lemme know and I can post it)

In this spinoff from the original, he is alive!

I’ve got multiple AUs where Ben and Michael are alive, it can be in any of them.

Scott meets Ben pre-transition. Scott, a gay man, couldn’t figure out how he’d suddenly had feelings for (whom he was at the time believed to be) a woman, and he frequently made comments about it- after making sure it didn’t offend his lover that he said it. If anything, it made him feel special at the time. Looking back on their pre-days, Ben is convinced Scott knew without telling him- he never was comfortable referring to him as his ‘girlfriend’ and exclusively used ‘partner’ instead.

They find it pretty ironic, looking back. Scott saw and fell in love with the man he was inside. It takes Ben a little longer to figure himself out. Ben’s way of coming out to Scott? He casually mentions, “hey, so you’re still absolutely gay.” “I mean, I mustn’t be… you’re the exception.” “Nah, I’m really not. Gay men like men, right?” and Scott is silent as he turns to him and tilts his head for clarification. Ben gives him a wider smile, one unable to fully hide his nerves, and Scott gives him a tight hug before softly whispering “my man.” Ben’s heart is full.

Eggs felt right to him and even before he transitioned, he’d felt more comfortable with that nickname than his deadname. He realizes now that it’s because he never truly identified with the name. Scott and Michael urge him to have a more fitting legal name if he wants to be taken seriously in the work force… naturally, Eggs Benedict came to be.

#trans!ben #ennard #mable #headcanons #phone guy #scott caldwell #home series #almost feels like home #going home in a box

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xx-sketchy-xx · 6 months

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What about a complete color swap with Julie and Frank? :3

Yes queennnnnn ✨

Poor frank, btw, I’m trying to answer everyone lol

#welcome home art #welcome home home #wally x julie #julie welcome home #julie joyful #frank frankly #welcome home frank #frank supremacy #do you think Frank calls Julie Juliet #I feel like things are implied with that #Also they both still look cute #But Frank almost looked like he’s been stripped of fur #Poor baby

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petricorah · 1 year

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zuko alone pt 2

lovingly inspired by this [ids in alt]

#zuko #sokka #zukka #zukka fanart #myart #sokka leaving aka the light in zukos life leaving #i imagine this is right before a confession but something happens and sokka decides to go home permanently and they both can't say how they #feel even though it's almost understood because it's too painful #when i first drafted this sokka's hair wasn't nearly as long but then i got carried away because of canon long haired sokka #after i drafted this i actually came up with a longer form one that's more faithful to the inspiration so maybe i'll do that someday.#where they're actually dating already but the love just. isn't enough for their duty #drawing sokka without his necklace is weird. like he's nakey #sokka fanart #atla fanart #atla #avatar the last airbender #can this be divorced zukka if they were never together? tagging anyway in case people have angst blocked #divorced zukka

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poirott · 4 months

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AGATHA CHRISTIE'S POIROT 13x02 "The Big Four"

"The Big Four" is the second of the five final Poirot episodes (season 13) and aired on October 23 2013. It is the last episode the original ensemble - Poirot, Miss Lemon, Captain Hastings, and Chief Inspector Japp (now promoted to Assistant Commissioner) - appear together as a group, after over a decade of not sharing an episode! Their previous joint appearance was in 8x01 "Evil Under the Sun".

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crystalflygeo · 1 year

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Surrogate eggs ft Zhongli + fem!reader

cw/tags: Egg-laying/Oviposition, semi-plublic sex, multiple orgasms, slight fingering, overstimulation, dirty talk, breeding kink, Zhongli has a dragon tongue, praise kink, sex toys??, improper use of geo (can you tell I love that tag?), pet names, some pain??, aftercare.

notes: I disappear for a week and come back with this absolute FILTH omg. It really is just almost 2k of egg-laying made sexy because I am a degenerate and want nothing more than Zhongli filling me up with eggs <3 sorry not sorry.

Having a 6000 years old dragon ex-god as a lover sure meant you were already more or less used to a certain… spice in your life.

But this, this was certainly new.

“Ah- Zhong- Hnnhg!”

Your legs tremble as a newborn fawn as you stray off the main path and lean against one of the golden ginkgo trees by the side, panting and whining softly.

“Are you alright dear? You look quite flustered.” Zhongli curiously trails after you, hands behind his back, perfectly poised. As if he wasn’t the one making the cor lapis eggs in your pussy vibrate and tease your insides. “Do you need to rest? We’ve barely reached the base of Qingyun peak.” He asks, an amused smile on his lips.

“B-bastard.” You huff out with a pout and immediately feel the vibrations intensify. “O-Oh… fuck-”

Three. Three small polished cor lapis pieces in the shape of eggs, warm and snug and deep inside you. They shift and rub against your sweet spots, pulsing at his will ever since you stepped foot in Jueyun Karst, at first it was an odd sensation but soon enough your panties were soaked, juices running down your legs as you struggled to keep standing, sweet noises coming out of your mouth that only made Zhongli’s gaze darken.

“Zhongli…” You cry out.

“Yes, darling?”

“S-stop… mmh”

“Oh? But you seem to be enjoying yourself so much.”

“Stop… playing dumb.” You grit your teeth, clinging to the tree for dear life. The vibrations calming down to a soft hum, a gentle fucking not unlike his cock. “Please I’m-” You whine again.

You feel his finger softly raise your chin and your hazy half-lidded eyes were met with glittering gold, his diamond pupils mesmerizing and his stare soft and affectionate but also domineering, commanding, and full of lust.

“What do you need, my dear? Tell me.”

You choke a moan at his authoritarian presence, shifting and rubbing your legs together as the pleasure robs you of your strength. “P-please… Zhongli, make me come, please I n-need- It’s not… enough.”

His eyes shift to the side as he seems to consider it for a moment and you almost mewl for his attention, eyebrows knitting together trying to steel yourself.

“Alright.” He concedes, and leans forward to kiss you softly.

Well, at first.

The geo eggs inside you start to shake and vibrate more intensely and you gasp at the sudden rush of stimulation, Zhongli holds you and pulls you closer, taking the chance to snake his long dragon tongue into your mouth, quickly deepening the kiss and set on devouring you.

“Hmpnnng-” He swallows your moan as you kiss back the best way you can but it’s suddenly so much- too much- you’ve been teased and edged all the way and he’s- he’s just-

Your body shudders in his arms and you let out a high-pitched noise as you climax. Your insides squeezing and milking the toys inside you, dragging on the pleasure for longer and you cling onto him as your legs threaten to give up. Bliss, pure bliss. And he hasn’t even touched you proper yet.

“There we go…” His rough voice mumbles as he breaks apart the filthy kiss, his hands rub at your hips and you vaguely realize the geo eggs have stopped again. He carefully maneuvers your pliant body until you’re both sitting on the yellowed Liyue grass, his back resting against the tree while you sit between his legs, your back pressed to his chest.

He spreads your legs and holds them open with his own, you blush heavily as you realize his intentions, hiking up your skirt to reveal soft thighs and wet panties to the world. The flimsy fabric is soaked and clings uncomfortably against your pussy, more so as you feel the soft breeze.

“W-wait… right here?”

It is true that barely anyone ever enters Jueyun Karst but it was still risky. A lost adventurer, a lone merchant… you weren’t that far from the main dirt path, anyone could walk in and see you… exposed like this.

Your insides clenched, throbbing around nothing but the eggs inside of you.

Archons you really were depraved.

Zhongli rubs your inner thighs comfortingly before pulling your panties aside, his long gloved fingers skim your heated pussy lips and rub at your hole as it twitches wildly in response.

“Zhongli…” You moan weakly. “I’m so full.”

“I know, you look so pretty with my eggs inside you. Breathtaking.” His other hand rubs circles on your navel. The warmth within the geo energy sent through him spreading heat in a sensual way. “How about you push them out for me and we can be done. I’ll take you home so you can rest, my precious mate.” He nuzzles you.

“W-wha…” You mumble dumbly, but instinctively lean to his touch.

“They’ve been inside you long enough, and… we’ve had our fun.” He explains, kissing at your jaw. Two of his fingers easily sliding inside you, making you jump. “Don’t you think it’s time to let them out? I want to see you lay them.”

Pressure builds in your gut and you nod, biting your lip. Her works those sinful fingers in and out of your pussy slowly, scissoring them to stretch you a little and you moan. Not that you needed that much preparation with the recent orgasm and your… activities early that morning.

After all, those eggs had gotten in somehow, hadn’t they?

Only a few moments later and you feel ready, panting rapidly as if you truly were going into labor yet at the brink of another orgasm, you weakly pulled his hand away “H-Hold me…” You mutter heatedly. Zhongli kisses you softly and you take a deep breath.

And push.

The first egg slides down freely inside you, rapidly moving until it catches at your entrance, it burns a little but feels so good, lightning up pleasured nerves in a way that had you mewling before the stretch disappears, coming out alongside your spilling juices and onto the grass.

Zhongli doesn’t hesitate to slip his fingers back into your heated core to soothe the sore muscles and play with your pussy a bit more, rubbing over your raw clit to make your hips stutter and your legs shake trying to close.

“That’s the first one, two more.” He says softly, his chin resting on your shoulder as he obviously stares between your legs entranced. You flush at his actions. “You can do it.” He encourages you, elegant fingers spreading your folds lewdly and soaking in your essences.

The whole experience is making you dizzy.

“I-I just… I just need a moment.” You pant, groaning and shifting your position a little so you’re less sitting and more lying against him, lifting your hips slightly and offering him an even better view from above.

“Just imagine the real thing. There will be more of them, slightly bigger and thrumming with elemental energy.” He growled softly against your ear. “Our children. Our clutch.”

It’s just dirty talk. It’s just dirty talk and it sets your blood on fire to hear it. You know his base draconic instincts are going haywire with the idea and archons you want that. You want that so badly.

Another egg stretches your hole and you can only imagine what it looks like as it slips and spreads you open. “Ah- Ah!” You toss your head back, let out a long moan and strain the muscles of your stomach before finally it slips out.

“Good girl.” Comes his smooth baritone in the form of a praise. You sigh in relief, rutting against his fingers as reward. You see slick threads of your juices all over on his gloves, the shiny eggs and your pussy, connecting everything together in a mess of a shiny cobweb. It’s obscene.

It’s so hot.

“Just one more, darling.” The ex-archon soothes you, possessively rubbing at your navel once again although you feel something’s different, like something shifts a little inside you. “Though, I feel this one is just a little bigger… closer to the real thing.”

Your eyes widen.

“No, no, no, you did it on purpose… just now… m-make it smaller again, please!” You shake your head frantically, digging your nails against his arms and squirming against the feeling of his fingertips dancing around your folds.

“Shhh, shhh” He cooed, kissing at your neck. “You can do it, I know you can. Consider it… practice.” You can practically feel the smirk Zhongli presses against your skin.

“I already came so much…” You whisper, tears in your eyes. “Zhongliiii…”

“You got this.” He kisses your temple. “Just one more. I want to see that sweet pussy stretch around my egg, please?”

You groan at his filthy words, hips snapping against phantom stimulation as your pussy quivers. You brace yourself and breathe in deeply before squeezing your eyes shut and doing your best to push against the overstimulation. Your hole stretches impossibly wide, widening against the grit of the egg and pressing against your clit making you keen. It rests there a few seconds, heavy, solid, before finally popping out with a wet squelch, dropping right by the other two, and you scream at the excruciating mix of pain and pleasure.

For a moment you can’t even breathe, much less speak as you rest a little. Black spots dance in your vision and your ears are ringing. When you come to again Zhongli is desperately peppering you with kisses, caresses and praise. Hugging you close and growling dark promises into your skin.

“-did so well. My little mate. My perfect mate. Want to breed you for real. Fill you up. You’d give me wonderful little half adepti. So good for me. Truly worthy to be a dragon’s mate. Should keep you in my nest. Love you so much-”

Sluggish, you close your legs and pull down your skirt clumsily, ignoring the soreness and sticky feeling as your body sags against him in exhaustion.

The dragon is practically purring, having mellowed down a little yet obviously pleased after having you bear his eggs, albeit fake ones. The intention is there… as well as the possibility for the future.

“We should go to the abode, you deserve a good rest. I’ll clean you up and get you something to eat and drink, hm?”

“Just a little more, Li.” You mumble tired. “It’s warm and cozy here…”

He chuckles and pets your hair. “Alright.”

#genshin impact smut #zhongli smut #genshin x reader #zhongli x reader #zhongli x you #genshin x you #genshin imagines #genshin impact imagines #crys writes #fem reader #now I wanna write him breeding reader with his actual dragon eggs hnnnngg <3 #it's almost 2k but somehow feels rushed sorry #imagine the adepti being like... r u serious right in our holy ground?//hit #Moon Carver's home being the closest rip him #I considered having the setting be Zl's abode/room/nest with silks and all #but semi public was fun lmao

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puppetmaster13u · 9 months

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Can't stop thinking about This prompt/au lol

I almost like to think that Clockwork kind of half-sent Danny to the ghost-world version of Gotham because he was struggling and is honestly just a kid and could use some guidance. And with how the Observants dislike him to the point of murder, CW sure couldn't keep him in Long Now. But Gotham? Now there's a place that not many go, thanks to curses running amok, a very dangerous City Spirit, and amalgamations of fallen Guardians and Rogues. It's chaotic, dangerous, and a hell of a shot, but the Bat could, and most probably would assist the newborn guardian. The living world and the infinite are intertwined after all, influenced by whatever realm it drifts closest to.

Thankfully Danny seems to be enjoying himself- he has a proper ghost friend now! And he's starting to be able to understand Batblob's cacophony of Silent-EverSilent-Gurgles-DistantWhispers-QuietScreamsSilence easier too without Robin translating. (His Ghost-Speak is getting so good :D) He wishes he could bring Sam & Tucker but it's a little too far into the ghost zone. And the ghosts and Vlad doesn't bother him here! (The last time he tried, unknown to Danny, the older halfa was met with a malicious swarm of teeth and maws ready to rip and tear and not lose another child again-) He's even gotten shown the exits to the living-world's Gotham. Robin likes to ramble about the new and different living-robins and about their friend who was also a robin and who disappeared one day and whose core they carry on their belt. Maybe he can help them find out what happened to him...

#dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #implied eldritch #eldritch batman #eldritch robin #Gotham #Clockwork #danny phantom au #Yes the reason Jason was borderline braindead when he was revived was because his core split #He's stuck with Pit Rage of malformed souls latching onto his body and trying to latch onto the shards of a core stuck in his body #but he can't get rid of the shades without his full core #Danny walking around Gotham: Wow this is so fun & feels like home almost #Meanwhile the batfamily: Why the Fuck are the shadows moving after that random adoption bait #Batblob: We're protecting the bby :)#Robin during the Robin Movement: Ooh new Robin just dropped Imma try out so many new colors #Clockwork was the one to gift Danny his lil star cape as a gift #This is his lil space baby and he just needs to go to his old warrior friend Gotham while he cleans house #The Observants won't know what hit them :)#Batblob is the amalgamation of All the Batmen in the Infinite Realms #Did he eat the spirit Joker?#Not that you can prove but maybe #Maybe it made lil bby ghost cry and deserved it #Jason: Ayo why the fuck do I want to hold that random kid and give them a hug??#Danny: Ayo why do I want to hug the murdery-liminal feelin crime lord???#Gothamites: Who is this lost sassy eldritch being??#space core danny #dark core batman #star core robin

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