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tubbytarchia · 3 months

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Etho doodles in which I let my inner dinosaur nerd take over 😔 and also have no idea how to shade

Get it cause he's old and washed up haha... ok but actual raptor Etho hybrid justification below cut

To be honest the main reason was because I really wanted a hybrid in the mix who wasn't some furry creature and a reptile or amphibian or smth instead. Etho still ended up feathered but whatever it's close enough! But for ACTUAL reasoning:

He does feel damn ancient, like an old deity of the mcyt space that no one can dislike. Dinosaurs are the same!! They're old but still thought of with great fascination and fondness, everyone loves dinosaurs...

Dinosaurs are ever so mysterious, as many advancements as we make there's still so much we don't know. Just as we know jackshit about mister Kakashi skin man. Also, there are so many incomplete skeletons out there. I didn't have a particular species in mind for Etho, because where's the mystery in that? He can be one of those 5% skeleton 95% speculation dinosaurs like this guy!! Missing jaw and all

"I'm a runner, not a protector" - so, a raptor, or more specifically the Dromaeosauridae family, which literally has "running/runner" in its name

But! I'm always a fan of stuff going against its nature, especially in this case! Etho states he's not a runner yet protects his allies rather fiercely even in total silence. Eg refusing to kill Cleo in SL or to give away Tango's location during the LimL manhunt, same for Grian in SL. He was a bit flaky in 3L I think? And he only started to have genuine care for allies in LL with Bdubs? Though he is still very much a runner in many cases like during the LL Wither fight. Research also strongly suggests that most if not all raptors were solitary hunters, and the way I see Etho (through my shamefully limited watchtime of his POVs...) he feels a lot like someone who ultimately only trusts himself at the start even if he's pleasant and allying with others, and doesn't seem to think he can carry his weight in groups though he doesn't voice this a lot. That's just how Etho is, very composed, but it feels like there's an insecurity there, showcased especially in SL but again I haven't seen almost any of his POVs in full so maybe I'm talking out of my ass!! Sorry ethogirls I'm only a sidegig ethogirl myself... But yeah tldr to me he gives off the vibe of an otherwise solitary animal struggling to find 100% sure footing in a pack. In whichever ways he does go against his nature, its not usually made a show of

At the mention of a raptor, a lot of people will probably think of the glamourized Jurassic Park Velociraptors. But those awesome guys from the movies are actually the size of chickens. In general though, dinosaurs tend to be a bit.. exaggerated in media, despite how inherently fascinating they already are. And I think it fits Etho because we all know how the Lifers seem to fear and mancrush on him when he's just some dork with perfect capability to become pathetic at a moment's notice. Still, he's a clearly skilled player and still respected without question Etho's not some killer machine like some people make dinosaurs out to be. He's just a fellow creature fulfilling his role in the ecosystem 👍

dinosaurs are cool

The hook-like sickle claws on the feet... something something fishing rod

I swear I'm not turning all my Lifers into hybrids I'm not!! Still plenty normal humans in the mix I swear....... But Etho is such a radical dude, I really wanted to do something more for him. The whole Kitsune thing that I often see associated with him is really cool. I don't actually know the reasoning for it but I assume something something naruto, but also, him being this ancient mythical cryptid who people know so little about, you know? It makes SO much sense. So anyway I turned him into a dinosaur instead rawr

As a herbivore advocate I also considered stuff like the triceratops (known for how they protect themselves and their own) but nah the raptor symbolism...

#ethoslab fanart #ethoslab #listen I have an ankylosaurus as my sona of course Im a dinosaur nerd #trafficblr #I feel so weird having so few tags um.#hey ethogirls how are you doing whats your guys' favorite dinosaurs #tubby art

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floef-likes-minecraft · 12 days

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The Hermits and the Water of Season 10: A Thread

1. Gem, for obvious reasons. Her conduit might or might not be haunted in my oppinion.

2. Grian, obsessed with fishing because of the mendingbook. He hasn't left the aesthetic despite being succesful.

3. The Salmon Maffia

4. Joel and making glowsquids and axolotl the biggest part of his personality apart from Etho. He also built a literal shrine to his wive aka the Ocean Queen.

5. False, who is making rivers so everybody is connected through water.

6. Keralis built a boat, which is a smart call given all this water weirdness.

7. Mumbo casually mentioning all the water caving gave him gills.

8. Etho building a trident farm despite not being allowed to sell them (which isn't unlike him, but still).

9. xB, who might not have anything water specific this season but we've all seen the fanart where he is part elder guardian so I had to include him.

I tell you, the waters of season 10 are haunted. Something is going on, watch your favorite Hermit or they might also fall for her tricks.

#please tell me if there are more i'd love to know #gem telling false there was something in the S10 waters made me think #'is the water haunted?' is my new 'is the moon big?'#hermitcraft #hermitcraft season 10 #geminitay #grian #falsesymmetry #keralis #xbcrafted #mumbo jumbo #smallishbeans #hermitblr

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give-grian-rights · 3 months

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Hermitcraft - Basic History of Teams!

Alright. Buckle in.

Only a few days from now, and Hermitcraft 10 will begin! If you're new, I hope this helps!

Hermitcraft has existed for over ELEVEN YEARS now! While very few have been here for every single season, with the exception of our lovely Tumblr Resident, and official Tumblr Sexy Man Joe Hills, and our derp Xisumavoid.

You are under NO obligation to watch every season. There are probably few, if any, active users in this community who have. It's just not possible to watch it all. You don't need to watch the previous seasons to enjoy our community space! While there are a lot of back-references, for MOST people, it doesn't extend to lore and actions any older than season 6.

Most of the Hermits are associated with specific other members, despite ALL OF THEM taking turns collaborating, interacting, and sometimes building whole new dynamics and factions in the process. Some of the team-ups that you'll see referred to in fandom-spaces and the occasional one-off mention from our creators, include:

(Season 5) NHO, New Hermit Order - Docm77, Ethoslab, Bdoubleo100, and VintageBeef. Living in a jungle while having "fights" with others. Attempts to tax those who enter their jungle, had traps around it, and criticized the then-popular AFK Fishing Farms. Bdoubleo100, or Bdubs, especially enjoyed stealing from these. (Season 5-6) Convex, or ConCorp - GoodTimesWithScar and Cubfan135. One group I am the least familiar with unfortunately. They built a brand around the Vexes, with their business having pretty extreme low-morals that includes pollution and war profiteering.

(Season 6) ArciTects - Very close to be naming "BuildStone", it was proposed by and founded by Grian to Mumbo, later giving an invite to Iskall85. The purpose of this alliance was for builders to help redstoners, and redstoner to help builders. It accumulated in the ATTEMPT of founding the "greatest shop in the history of Hermitcraft", Sahara. It was, hilariously, a very large failure. Grian miraculously managed to entirely ruin the system with a single baked potato. No, I don't know how.

(Season 6) G-Team & Team STAR (Superior Tactical Alliance for Retaliation) - The Hermitcraft Civil War, consisted of a long list of minor conflicts in which various members of Hermitcraft blamed other people for pranks they committed, eventually spiraling into the confusion that was The Civil War! G-Team: Grian, TangoTek, Iskall85, Joe Hills, ZombieCleo, StressMonster101, and iJevin. Team STAR: Docm77, WelsKnight, FalseSymmetry, ImpulseSV Xisuma, RenDog

Mumbo Jumbo acted as a mole in Team Star, for the G-Team. He created this commercial for Team STAR. Team STAR made a very iconic diss track, which was soon remixed. It is a...Very iconic piece of Hermitcraft fandom. The result was Joe Hill's Response, in his short video also remixed by the same creator. Albeit missing the additions of the totally real voices of the other G-Team members

(Season 6) Area 77 & The Hippies - (I didn't finish Hippies POV and i didn't watch anything of Doc or Scar's POV of this unfortunately) Area 77 was founded by (unsurprisingly) Docm77, and GoodTimesWithScar, where they were doing experiments and studying abonomalies. SOmehow, this lead into Grian, once again, turning against them and forming The Hippies with the help of Ren, with Impulse soon joining. The conflict primarily consisted of them griefing Area 77 with flowers.

(Season 7) Boomers Demolition - Early game business formed by TangoTek, Bdoubleo100, and ImpulseSV which consistedo f almost exclusively non-duped TnT demolition, and was very fun!!

(Season 7) The Mycellium Resistance/HEP (Hermitcraft Environmental Protection) Hermicraft 7 saw Grian introduce the Hermitcraft Mayoral Election, created with the idea of putting Mumbo in as a puppet-government. If I had a nickel for every time Grian tried to start a puppet government (at this point) I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Grian and Mumbo lost. In it's place was GoodTimesWIthScar. As Mayor, they had further control over the shopping district. Scar's promise was to replace the shopping district's Mycellium with grass. Despite very happily admitting that grass looked better, Grian, in a moment of nostalgia, decided to replace some Mycellium. Scar proceeded by putting caution tape around the area. This spiraled into The Turf War

Mycellium Resistance: Grian (Mother Spore), ImpulseSV, RenDog, XBCrafted, iJevin, Ethoslab, StressMonster101, Docm77, and Mumbo Jumbo HEP/Mayor Scar: Scar, Bdoubleo100, Keralis, Xisumavoid, TangoTek, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, Mumbo Jumbo, who joined due to them having the better vault. Etho had intended on being a double-agent, selling information to Scar. His information, however, was useless on purpose and decided to pledge full loyalty to The Resistance.

(Season 8) Boatem Hole - Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, GoodTimesWithScar, ImpulseSV and PearlescentMoon more or less stumbled and tripped into forming a group after innocently stacking boats and crafting tables and crystals on a pole, dubbed Boatem Poll. They then proceeded to create a hole down to bedrock, and eventually into the void, called the Boatem Hole. It was a large plains biome which was turned into varying mountain terraforming and the like from all of them and was connected in some small ways.

(Season 8) The Big Eyed Crew - Bdoubleo100, Keralis, and TangoTek. Tango did not, in fact, have big eyes and instead wore sunglasses to compensate. They had a town and shopping area and was occasionally dragged into pranks by the Boatem Crew.

(Season 8) Octogon/Goatem - Docm77 and RenDog! Main rivals with Boatem (thus the Goatem - pole of goats) had a mega business, game-breaking creations, and jaw-dropping spidery teal-and-deepslate creations. Weird Science!

(Season 9) Soup Crew - ImpulseSV, PearlescentMoon, GeminiTay. Made the CRAZIEST combo-base where all their different themes blended into a cohesive build

(Season 9) Buttercups - Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar. What's up, Buttercup? They formed after an incient where Scar and Grian blew up a massive, complex tunnel bomber in Doc's base. They could not understand how to repair it, and left a few diamond blocks before conflict started. They dragged Mumbo in, and had a robot fight with...

(Season 9) The Perimeter - Docm77 and RenDog. Doc's base, known as The Perimeter, teamed with Ren to attack the Buttercups using walking redstone creations to do a robot fight. Due to an issue with one of the server's plugins, they all re-logged, breaking one of the bots and ending with Buttercup's bot to do more harm to itself than the Perimeter's, but ultimately the destruction did prevent Doc and Ren from getting any further. Ren and Doc then launched flying TnT dupers, which looked like butterflies, towards all of the Buttercups' bases and camp. They stopped them both, with one butterfly destroying The Perimeter's own bot even further.

I am so sure that I'm missing some, but I am losing my mind with all this trying to remember them all!! I hope this could give people an idea of who they might enjoy watching!

#hermitcraft #hc #hermitblr #hermitcraft 5 #hermitcraft 6 #hermitcraft 7 #hermitcraft 8 #hermitcraft 9 #hermitcraft 10 #mika-posts

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solargeist · 2 days

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I’m thinking more abt the Xelqua stuff , this is quickly becoming incomprehensible to anyone but me, but anyway, weird one shot AU of grian being a strange kid found by young watchers in training

-Aether and Flora find little Grian while on a Watcher challenge/task/whatever in a magic forest. He looks like 5 years old and doesn’t know his age. Flora says to leave him, these woods are dangerous so it’s probably a trap, Aether says look at him he doesn’t even have shoes.

-They bring Grian along, mostly carrying him, he seems content with this, but doesn’t rly explain what he’s doing here.

-they all sleep in a small hollow dead tree, Grian tucked away in the back of it. It’s not easy sleeping in a small space with a child, especially when you have wings and he keeps stepping on them

-they have eggs for breakfast. Grian doesn’t like them, so he points out you can eat these glowing mushrooms growing here, and he takes a bite before anyone can say anything. Aether almost has a heart attack and makes him spit it out, he says it’s fine because he’s eaten them before.

-they ask him who his patron is, he proudly exclaims its Xelqua, the saint that leaves destruction, the one almost forgotten abt. The child’s confidence is exactly like you’d expect from Xelqua

-when it rains, he cries and tucks himself under Aether’s wings, he really hates lightning, he says people die when there’s lightning, but doesn’t go any further into that. Waiting out a storm in a hollow tree also sucks, so much.

-When they eat meals, Aether has to repeatedly remind Grian to sit still and not wander off, saying ‘Ah’ when she wants him to turn his attention back and take a bite of food. Flora says that’s gross, sharing a fork, and Aether reminds her they’ve done the same thing before, but Flora says thats different.

-One day the three get cornered by a large creature, it’s mouth snapping at them as their legs kick and hold the jaw back, neither have a moment paused enough to try and fight, stuck on defence in a small corner. Grian—far too happy sounding—loudly states he’ll handle it, he points a small finger at the beast, and a thin purple line appears, shooting directly between its eyes. Portal magic, this young ? A tiny strip of brain teleported to who knows where, in an instance, to the sound of breaking glass. The creature drops dead, pouring blood. Aether and Flora stare at each other, Grian eagerly waits to be told good job.

-Aether and Grian pray before meals, to different saints. Flora does not

-Grian sees Flora fishing one day, he tells her there’s a better way, she tells him to go away he’ll scare them off. Grian sits by the edge of the water, wide eyed with his hand hovering above the surface. He quickly stabs down and pulls out a fish, fingers digging into it and eyes faintly purple, but he looks back and smiles widely waiting for approval.

-They walk past little saint statues at the bed of trees, so small they blend in with the mushrooms, Xelquas not there so Grian doesn’t care

-Aether and Flora get lost, they have a vague Watcher challenge to find a building in these woods, but the trees are too tall, too thick, they can’t fly and look around. They ask if Grian could possibly draw a map, he lives here right? He draws a straight line in the mud and doesnt elaborate.

#weird little kid that also has crazy powers . funny to me #just rambling . just Rambling #this is getting too long I’ll stop 4now

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ok-ish-hermitcraft-headcanons · 3 months

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Just a bunch of species headcanons for the hermits! Also they are all either gods/immortal for fun :)

Xisuma (he/void): Voidwalker prince. Knows he's immortal. One of the oldest immortals

Grian (he/parrot/chirp/they): Parrot hybrid, Head/First Watcher. Minor god of chaos. Has lived a thousand lives. Treats YHS as a joke because why not?

Mumbo (he/him): Half Watcher, minor blood god. Does not know he's a god. Eats redstone for fun, scares his friends because of it.

Scar (he/it/vex): Vexling elf (Vex with allay magic). Does not know he's a god. Was born in Riverdale, kidnapped at a young age.

Pearl (she/her): Half-Watcher/moth hybrid. Also knows she's a god, actually likes the Watchers.

Impulse (he/they/yellow): Demon. Very much knows he's immortal, wishing that he isn't because he doesn't want to watch his brothers die. One of the oldest hermits

Tango (he/magma/they): Netherborn avian, Listener hybrid. Party knows he's a god. His Listener traits aren't visible and more of a development from the experience that was his high school to keep him fucking alive

Zed (he/void/wool): Harbinger of the Nether. Knows he's immortal. Looks like a basic sheep hybrid but also has demon wings and black blood!

Gem (she/her): Faun. Thinks she might be a god but it would mean her brothers aren't. Also has magic and can world-hop!

Etho (whatever vibes work for you): Voidling (Voidborn changeling), Watcher. Knows he's a god, could care less. First player turned Watcher. One of the first players

Iskall (they/he/she + some neos): Cyborg (also something else. I don't fucking know anymore). Doesn't care about gods, marked by the God of the Hunt.

Doc (he/it/blast): Creeper/goat/cyborg. Can and will fight the gods, Xisuma hopes that he doesn't find out he is immortal (he knows).

Ren (he/pup/they): Wolf-shifter. Knows he's the god of the Hunt. Idk this dude is cool

Bdubs (he/sun/sky): Glare/phantom hybrid, also has a connection to plants. God of the sun and flaunts it. Also is a full blooded Listener

Stress (she/leaf/spring): Nature spirt. Knows that she's immortal. Looks like a cinnamon roll, would kill you.

False (she/wing/they): Avian, with golden eagle wings. Does know she's a god, could care less.

Cleo (she/they/rot): Zombie hybrid. Knows she's immortal. Spites her old friends by getting attached to Joe. Also one of the oldest players

Joe (any pronouns): Angel of life. Known immortal. Just vibing with the soul he was meant to harvest.

Jevin (he/it/slime): Slime hybrid. Doesn't know he's immortal. Honestly idk much about him

Cub (he/it): Allayling (allay with vex magic.). Doesn't know he's a minor god. Claims to be a vex for fun.

TFC (he/ender): Ender dragon hybrid. Knows he's a god. Brothers with Notch and Herobrine.

Beef (he/they/it): Cow hybrid. Doesn't know he's immortal. He is basically just existing. Gotta love it.

Keralis (they/he/black/empty): Watcher!. Knows he's immortal. I also know next to nothing about this dude

Xb (he/river/fish/they/it): Guardian hybrid. Doesn't know he's a god. Idk fish

Hypno (he/they): Fire sprit. Could care less about being immortal.

Wels (he/him): Angel hybrid. Knows he's immortal. Hates being an angel because they are a bunch of stuck up beings.

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Bonus (5) Helsmits:

Ex (he/they/void/end): Voidwalker prince, 2/3 Watcher. Yeah knows their immortal

Hels (they/it/he/fire/blaze/hell): Fallen angel/Watcher. Same as Wels tbh. But 10x worse because Wels escaped and Hels suffered.

Badtimes (he/blue/xe/they): Allayling! Also a Listener! Just vibing :D

Xornoth (they/it/red/dark/vine/he): Demonic elf! Demigod and just out there living vines life

Grain/Ariana Griande (she/it/chirp): Watcher! She knows it's immortal! (trans mtf not important to the hybrid sheet but important to me <3)

I went nuts with pronouns the rest of the helsmits have so much more I'm holding myself back bc I'm being forced to bed :( - 🔮🍄

fun!!

(also i’m so sorry this is from jan 2023)

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sophieeee0105 · 4 months

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I just want to discuss how throughout the life series, Etho’s episodes 4, 5 and 6 are always just constant fricking chaos for absolutely no reason.

third life:

Episode 4: he launches multiple missiles at the crastle, stealing his redstone back each time and is then blamed for being apart of Grian’s triple kill

episode 5 +6 (well session 5 + 6) were in episode 5: he made the Dorito walls, then death my firing squad occurred, then he made an enderporter, launched a tnt cannon at the crastle as a distraction, (also joined dowarts officially during this), and also was part of pizza’s murder, then had his castle burned down for the first time, then got sniped by Scar for tryna steal stuff from the desert (cuz his enderporter broke), and then had the entire bit of being terrified of Cleo despite being the only red in the conversation

last life:

Episode 4: Was genuinely a menance the whole episode using invisibility pots to sneak around peoples bases, and also stole the brewing stand from Cleo’s body in full view of like 4 people

episode 5: had to deal with a red roommate, no tango and also being the boogeyman, and made an enemy of scar in the process

episode 6: whatever the stack kill carnage was, bdubs boogey betrayal, tango rage crystal which became Etho’s rage crystal where he threatened 3 reds, ultimately getting skizz killed after a failed tnt cannon

double life:

Episode 4: fishing rodding the warden, near death via attempted entrance of mineshaft, death by fishing rod, murder of Pearl, near death by witch, threatening of grian and scar, becoming successful hitmen killing the ranchers

episode 5: the red army, skulk sensor trap kill, THE SHIP BURNS EVERYTHING BURNS

episode 6: red army attempt 2, literally wanting Scott dead the entire episode, Etho and bdubs cannot be separated and everyone knows that and deals with it as the server splits in two, death by trapped portal

limited life:

episode 4: green hunting day, “thank you Joel you saved me so now I can kill you”, failed attempt at trapping Scott’s bed, ETHO IS WASHED UP CONVERSATION

episode 5: blowing up bread bridge and his children, awkward family supper

episode 6: dies multiple times (mainly to his son or his own stupidity) and generally doesn’t have a good day, bucket clutches multiple times, kills scar with a fishing rod

secret life

episode 4: fails listening comprehension with Martyn, aha meme with Jimmy and becomes like an uncle tryna fit in with the kids

episode 5: be nice to bdubs day, weeping angel task causing way too many problems, somehow getting involved with the tag task because of bdubs, pearl’s hot potato book and his inability to return it to her

episode 6: bringing a warden to the surface while everyone else goes about their day normally, get set on fire but Pearl for seemingly no reason, becomes friends with Jimmy who was feral to half the server, the wither and warden fight in the centre of the server, killing 2 reds and he succeeds his hard task

#trafficblr #limited life #limited life smp #ethoslab #secret life #secret life smp #life series #3rd life #3rd life smp #last life #last life smp #double life #double life smp #i should not be allowed to think late at night #Cuz things like this happen #It’s so long for no reason but enjoy

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cassberry · 1 year

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(Some links if you want to watch 3rd Life or Last Life first! EDIT: And here is Limited Life! )

Welcome one and all to the life series soulmate AU season! I seem to have got into the habit of making a new one of these whenever the new season is literally just around the corner. And I use them as an excuse each time to re-watch the life series and to ramble about it lmao

Now thankfully the core mechanic this season of soulmates made collating this guide 1000% easier then 3rd or Last Life. With a few exceptions, soulmates tended to stay side-by-side the whole session. Now don't get me wrong although some perspectives can be interchangeable, they are all a great watch! I have just put the POV I believe to show more of whats happening on the server or an incredibly important moment.

WARNING: Once again an incredibly long read more where I expound at length why I chose these specific POV's lol enjoy!

SESSION ONE

Grian - I'm keeping with tradition and recommending Grian first because in all honesty his first episode is a fantastic watch. Between the reveal of who his soulmate is and various shenanigans, this episode was so much fun.

Cleo or Scott - Cleo and Scott probably see most of the server trying to find their soulmates so either of these POV's are fantastic.

Pearl - Pearl bounces between groups for quite a bit of this session, so she's great to get a good look at multiple dynamics. However, its the last 5 or so minutes of her episode that really set in motion some of the leading conflicts of the season that you don't want to miss.

Etho - Just a fun episode honestly! His soulmate reveal with Joel is so freaking funny and I called it my 3rd Life post that when Etho and Joel team up, they just become little gremlins lmao I think they spend half the episode giggling.

SESSION TWO

Impulse - The Real Housewives of the Mid-Century Modern Home is a totally true and totally real show that happened during Impulse and Bdubs episodes this week. They are happily married and will prove that fact by breaking up every other couple on the server.

Scar - With a combination of swindling and major arson, Scar really does do it all this session.

Scott - The interpersonal drama this season is amazing and Scott being right in the middle of it makes this POV a great watch.

Tango - Absolutely not related to another POV this session, but making the Ranch out of wood was probably not a good idea in the long run.

SESSION THREE

Big B - The drama between Big B and Ren this session is so juicy. Between secret soulmates, Scott testing their relationship and [SPOILERS] becoming the first reds on the server, I don't know how they survived as long as they did.

Jimmy - Along with his soulmate, Jimmy and Tango welcome a beautiful baby boy into the world this week and probably cause the most chaos I've ever seen in the life series.

Martyn - Man, he is really bad at maths.

Pearl - Being the lone wolf (heh) of the season, her POV is great to get an outside view on events.

SESSION FOUR

Joel - I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at the beginning of an episode before. Also fishing rods are to OP, mojang needs to nerf them before they claim even more lives lol

Cleo - So much happens this episode, its ridiculous. But Cleo has a good blend of chaos and calm.

Ren - The most elaborate plot to kill others never seems to be as good as just a weapon in the end.

Martyn - As Martyn is inviting everyone to a pool party, he probably sees most of the server, so he is great perspective to see what everyone is up to.

BONUS: watch Scar’s POV around 26:10 for the ultimate badass moment.

SESSION FIVE

Scar - Scar goes through it this week. I really can’t say much more without major spoilers but oh boy, this is an exciting POV.

Etho - The boat boys have wayyyy to much fun being red this session.

Jimmy - At this point I think there is someone out there has a personal grudge against him lol also if you want to see a fandom go nuts over a Ferris Bueller quote, watch the end of Tango's video.

Big B - Just a good solid episode and the ending is actually tragic.

SESSION SIX

Pearl - The most essential POV of the season. Heartbreak! Betrayal! Just general badassery! It's all here and its all amazing!

Bdubs - Gives a good overview of the Red Alliance and the chaos that happens when a group of people have nothing left to do but hunt others down.

Cleo - Watching her and Martyn try and outrun the reds is so incredibly stressful. Watching her turn red is so incredibly satisfying.

Grian - After he kicks the bucket due to... reasons, he sticks around in ghost form for a bit. Also his credits honestly makes me a little emotional.

In Summary...

And that's it! This season was incredibly short due to the shared life mechanic, however it was no less amazing than the others. Can I just say the fan content that came out of this season has just blown me away. It's just all so damn good.

Also I had someone ask why I do it this way rather than just recommending specific POV's to watch all the way through. It's really because I believe the best way to watch a Life season is to binge all the POV's of one session at once, completely break down over the sheer amount of content and then move onto the next week lmao just like as if it was live!

But really, there is something magical about watching multiple perspectives of the same event one after another that just gives the life series its charm. You see everything there is to see and then your anticipation for the next session is super high which just makes the experience so much more exciting. Anyway I hope this helps you on your Double Life adventure!

#double life smp #dlsmp #trafficblr #mcyt #life series smp #i really like making these ^-^#there is something so fun about putting this together #please excuse me if there are any mistakes #its so late here i need to sleep lol #berry.posts #long post

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overanalysingfandoms · 1 year

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Just came up with a new third life au where they all live on 1 floor of an apartment complex

Ren and Martyn live in single flats across the hall from eachother and both are part of the complex's Committee (Ren is the head and Martyn is his right hand man)

This means they they try to make everyone strictly adhere to the rules

They're supported by: Etho, Skizz, BigB, Impulse (to their faces but not behind theur backs) and, briefly, Joel

Martyn is also childhood friends with BigB, Grian and Jimmy and lives to the right of the flower husbands

At the other end of the corridor, Grian and Scar are 'best friends' who share a three person flat

It's person so they can fit all of their pets in, Jellie, Maui, Pearl, Bubbles (who is now a fish) and Pizza (idk what animal they are yet, suggestions are welcome)

They vehemently hate all the strict regulations, especially the ones around animals which is how all of this starts, and do everything they can to antagonise Ren and Martyn

To the right of Grian and Scar are the newlyweds, Jimmy and Scott in a two person flat, Jimmy and Grian are brothers and they have a sort of joking rivalry. The flower husbands try and stay out of the drama but after the Committee tries to force some ridiculous rules on them, join Grian and Scar in their quest

Across from the desert duo are the crastle squad, with Bdubs, Cleo and Impulse sharing that 3 person flat, they're disgruntled by the regulations and try to keep a good relationship with the Committee to avoid having a harder time. Their good relationship gives them enough sway at first to be exempt from certain rules/get rid of rules that seem silly but when Ren starts getting ridiculously strict they show their true colours in a tentative alliance with Grian and Scar. Cleo and Scott have always been close friends

Across from Scott and Jimmy and to the right of Cleo, Bdubs and Impulse are Tango and Etho, who mainly just shared because there wasn't a 5 person flat and the group wanted to split up Bdubs and Etho for... pda reasons...

Etho makes fast friends with Ren, their neighbour on the right while Tango keeps his loyalties with the crastle crew

Finally at the very end of the hall are Joel and BigB, BigB is on Ren's right and, despite being childhood friends with Grian, takes Ren's side, Joel lives across from him with all his dogs but doesn't really get too involved with the drama as he is frequently visiting his long-time partner, Lizzie on the floor above

I just realised I have no idea where Skizz lives...

That's a problem for another time.

The ships are: Treebark, Scarian, Flower Husbands, Ethubs and Shadowbeans

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kriber · 2 months

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stitches and stuffing

and the acquisition of wings by one (1) grian [1045 words]

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"Scar?" Scar blinked at the sudden voice, then wheeled over to the edge of his train and looked down. Grian stood there, staring up at him with a face as blank as ever.

"Well hello there, Grian!" Scar chirped.

"I need your help," Grian said.

Scar hummed. "Of course! What do you need?"

Grian pulled out a pile of fabric. "Can't reach my back."

"Ohhhhh, sure thing!" Scar immediately knew what Grian needed from him. "Come on up!"

Grian didn't hesitate to climb up the ladder, throwing the fabric into Scar's lap. The zookeeper picked up the material - soft and fluffy, in orange and blue and gray hues. The fabric was sewn into wing shapes, already stuffed with cotton.

Scar dutifully dug out a needle and some thread from a small compartment by his bed. "Surprised it took you this long to come up," Scar mused. "You usually get me to sew your wings on as soon as you get an elytra, and I noticed you don't really have one yet!"

"Taking things slow this season," Grian hummed, tapping the floor with his foot. He was dressed in big brown overalls and boots, and there was an odd patch on his arm. He was really into the fishing thing this season. He even had a ratty old beanie on his head.

Not to mention… "What's with the… uh," Scar motioned at Grian's face.

Grian looked away and poked at his new facial hair. "Thought it'd fit the vibe. I was fishing for so long, I just took some hair from my head and glued it on my face.

"Wait, wait, wait," Scar laughed. "From your head?"

Grian groaned and pulled his beanie off. A bald spot appeared from under the hat.

Scar cackled. "Oh, Grian there had to have been a better way!"

"I was BORED!" Grian blushed, face digging deeper into his collar. "I can glue it back!"

"All the stitching I did for that waffle, gone?" Scar gasped in mock hurt, putting a hand to his chest. "How could you?"

Grian rolled his eyes. "Yea, yea, can you help me or not?"

Scar chuckled. "Yea, G, come here."

Grian chuckled too, and turned to go sit on Scar's bed. "This might work better."

"It might work better if I could actually work on you," Scar rolled his eyes and wheeled over to his bed.

Grian blinked, then realized. "Oh. Right. One sec."

Before Scar's eyes, Grian completely changed. It wasn't a gradual thing, it just happened all at once. What was previously a 5 foot something fisherman in a red sweater was now a 3 foot tall plush doll. Grian shrugged off the suspenders of his overalls, which were now big and slumpy. He flopped down on the bed, his back pointing up. "That good?" he said, his voice not even remotely muffled by the bed. It never is.

"Perfect," Scar said, and lined up the wings where they usually went. He also placed the tail in its appropriate spot, though he did have to pull the overalls down slightly. Grian's usual black pants were underneath. Not like he expected anything different.

"I'm surprised you still need to ask me to drop the illusion," Grian commented, not even flinching when the first needle broke his sweater-skin. "You've been doing this nearly every season for me."

"I work with glamours, not illusions!" Scar huffed, tightening a stitch. "They're completely different!"

"Aren't they the same, like, conceptually?" Grian asked.

"Not at all!" Scar smiled, always ready to go on a rant. "Illusions trick the brain into thinking something's there when it isn't. Glamours cover something, like a pretty face or sparkly sparkly wings!"

"Ohhh, so illusions add while glamours subtract?" Grian realized.

"Something like that, yea!" Scar said, finishing up his stitch. Grian's right wing was now sewn on, and the doll gave it a little test flutter. At his thumbs up, Scar moved onto the second wing. "What bird are you this time?"

"Kingfisher," Grian replied.

"Makes sense," Scar nodded. "Why not something like a seabird?"

"I like the colors of kingfishers," Grian chuckled.

"Fair enough!" Scar said.

They worked like that for a while, Scar filling the air with rambles about Star Wars or the train he was working on, while Grian relaxed and let the air be saturated with his friend's voice. Eventually, they finished, and Grian hopped off the bed.

"You look amayzing!" Scar clapped.

"Thanks to your sewing skills," Grian complimented, turning around in a circle. His soft footfalls barely made a sound. "I look great!"

"They aren't even elytra'd yet," Scar frowned slightly. "Are you not gonna fly?"

"Like I said, I'm taking things slow," Grian turned his beady little eyes to Scar and tilted his head. Scar knew how a smile looked like on his friend. He didn't have a mouth, after all. "Slow like a snail."

"Ohhhh are you the one who sent that snail to Gem's base?" Scar chuckled, looking over at the beautiful lighthouse nearby. A tiny teal speck was barely visible from here.

"I did no such thing," Grian said innocently, in that exact tone he had when he was definitely not innocent.

"Mmmmhm, sure, G," Scar laughed. Then, he snapped his fingers. "Oh, what if I give you little snail antenna?"

Grian gasped and his wings flapped in excitement. "YES!!! That would be so cute!"

Scar smiled at Grian's enthusiasm. "How about you go fishing, see if you can get that mending book-" he stifled a laugh at Grian's groan "-and I'll whip up little feelers for you?"

"Oh, that'd be great, Scar, thank you!" Grian said. Then, the air around him warped again, and he was back to looking at least somewhat real. Scar could still see the ethereal thread that held his limbs together. He stretched his wings, real and feathery, and flapped them once. They propelled him slighly forward, and he laughed. Scar's own wings, hidden under several layers of glamour, fluttered.

"I'll be back!" Grian said, jumping off the train and gliding back to his dock. Watching him run, it was hard to tell he wasn't really alive in the first place. Scar rolled his eyes and tooted his train's horn. Well, time to work on those antenna!

#jay.error #hermitcraft #hermitcraft fic #hermitcraft fanfic #grian #goodtimeswithscar #doll grian #this isn't shippy unless you want it to be #i just like doll grian :)

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cheetah-roll · 1 month

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Some assorted MCYT drawings

1) A drawing of the Flying Fish SIblings :D. Minus Martyn because there wasn't enough space. ;w;

It's supposed to be all of them sitting on two walls. There's one wall then a strip of grass and the other wall?? The perspective is really bad lmao

Grian's just teasing Jimmy as normal and Lizzie being the older sibling is scolding him and Pearl is just watching from up on the wall. Martyn is just answering all his asks from his Tumblr blog or something.

I headcanon them all as siblings. Lizzie and Jimmy technically are siblings because of Empire's SMP season 1, but none of the characters are actually siblings in any other SMP's. It's fine though because this fandom runs on an unholy amount of fanon and fan speculation (also the lore that Martyn IntheLittleWood feeds us) and that's what's fun about it. They all act like siblings anyways, and have a sibling dynamic, so it's fine lol

2) I'm making reference sheets for my designs of all the Traffic Life Series characters. Here's Etho :D

3) LIZZIE!!! I recently remade this one. The old one looked terrible. A lot of detail in this one because she's my favorite <3

She's an absolute girlboss and deserved so much better in the Life Series. Like, let the girl have her villian arc before giving her the most tragic death ever I swear. She at least got a small one in Last Life but it was cut so short in Secret Life :(

I also drew some little bisexual and trans pins on her sweater. She's not trans but I like to think that her characters are

4) Some doodles of all the Life Series Girls!! I love them all so much it’s not even funny anymore. They’re all so amazing and their character arcs are all so good and they need to be appreciated more <3

Featuring Buff Gem because she’s super jacked because I say so 5) Cleo reference sheet!! <33

6) Gem reference sheet!! Slightly outdated design, because I’ve changed the way her legs look to make them more natural and deer like if that makes sense lol

Centaur Gem as well because I love it when people draw her as a centaur.

Also another little drawing of Buff Gem

7) Grian reference sheet!! This one is pretty old and I’m planning on remaking it soon. His legs just look a little strange and the art is slightly outdated. He also looks too tall lol

8) A pretty old piece of art, but it’s of Empires Lizzie and Pearl.

9) Pretty recent little doodle page of assorted MCYT. The biggest drawing is of Shubble because we love Shubble and she needs all the support she can get rn Also a little drawing of Shrub because I love Shrub with all my heart and soul

I really like the Gem and Grian drawings as well :D

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onebraincell-itmiebcraft · 20 days

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Okay time for the liveblogging of real life in order (liveblogging life SMP call that lifeblogging) I have never done this b4 be easy on me

Grian

I've already watched his perspective at like 5 in the morning but heyyyyy nothing wrong with rewatching with added non sleep deprived commentary but also not really memories of what I originally thought watching this too :^))

I remember being so stunned they called it real life and the anatomically correct heart 🫀tickled my funny bone heeheehoo hahaha

Thought when grian said replay 3rd life I thought they'd reenact it 😭

We live in a society taxes man (I could ramble about it)

GRIAN IRL FACE!!!

has anyone fell over btw?

No lie that B can BIG

Reminds me of slimecicle jshitt and traves VR Minecraft where Travis got progressively shorter what a laugh

Does Scott ever see his scream

Is it take the Mick or take the nick love that idiom

RENDOG!

Scar looks like a child doing that thing

Awww hug

ABUSE

scar take the headset off dzuh 🫀🫀🫀

Grian literally me balance issues

Yugioh????

I called it, scar would say he's American 😎

I'm eating dinner while watching this at the same time what fun w

Giran called solidaritygaming jimmy no way + he died first fr this time + loud "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Perfectly timed his mic peaking is iconic

Ha haa!

He ear him bread

Really putting the mine in craft for Minecraft

reminds me of secret life EP 4 and scar is sweaty

*scar noises*

How did scar drop his phone???

Check your wrist? More like check your a- (tom cardy référence)

I love the way VR makes you hit stuff goofy

Can you run in game if you irl

(watch him die)

Haha he died

Why Jim is he sabotaging him

Jim Jim Jim gym gym

Doesn't Jim die here oh LMFAO he does

Jimmy you are famous to me

(scout voice) Chicken

How did scar die???

I love how vr makes them expressive Jim pointing to village house is so funny

There's only one bed

Wtf is happening in top right corner in 9min 30 sec

Ayyyyy there's grian the maniac love the casual position of the arms

Last life you can join me moment

Egg

Grian gaslighting

Jimmy you wanna dance quote of the year

PvP is so silly

Skizz is fighting a losing battle Jim killed him icon

I love how grian and Jim's yells overlap there's probably something music theory there idk

Awww scar he's so funny

Go pick him up from daycare haha

Facing away from the camera we live in a society

OHHHHH impulse big smart man Jimmy's arm movements are so smooth it's solly

Jimmy immediately leaving for fish cocomelon brain I agree

Love the arm movements

Lol they actually like down

It's okay grian scuffed is worth celebrating

Has anyone layed on their side

Friend just texted me about my monologue what am I doing man I have an audition tomorrow

Anyway Minecraft vr

The lying down model inventory so goofy

Rewatching the bread scene no wonder tumblr loves it looks like Jim jam actually has a mouth 👄

Impulsesv guess the build sheep flashbacks

Best sleepover

Polyamorous tony (died)

Sleepover reminds me of crazy Christmas w/gem and pearl

Grown men learn how to close doors

Minecraft fatshaming grian smh my head

Man thought it was more than Joel there + o2 max(xing) scar love it (i use maxxing ironically) (it's such a stupid suffix to me linguistically funny) (I hate incels) (don't cancel me tumblr) (I love all genders)

Two steps: die, and die

Jimmy isn't on fire??

Casual "it burns so much!" Love it

Wait right Jim still has a wooden sword

Joel Joel Joel Joel you know that one part in waiting for Godot where they just go back and forth in saying aideu yeah

So silly

Jim saying get in British people man

"noffing" - joel is it a British thing

Love Joel screaming he's so malding

Just remembered how scary heights are in VR because I thought for a second "why don't they jump down? are they stupid?" (Meme Reference) (Didn't actually think that) ("Stupid" is kinda stupid but I digress)

Hole

Boob stroke

Does scar enjoy the swimming

Why *does* swimming cause motion sickness anyway

Why bucket scar (this is a bucket)

Brain eating amoeba

GOON SQUAD!!!

Love Grian's arm movements I really did thonk Jim was gonna win for the funnies

He says come here weirdly

The joy of killing

Is Jim punching

It's okay hiking simulation

Go Jim go what a gamer boy

I remember the triple dog door dugout is like... Gem's? Joel's? Uhhhh I fotgor

Concussion era

Fresh meat

I just love their dynamics

JIM STOP SOUNDING LIKE THAT it's like his eyes are 🥺 and his mouth is boowomp spongebob like he's got tears in eyes scrimblo sounding ass

Ohhh there's my favourite theatre kids

'orrible

Joel saying boys make me happy

Wait that can misinterpreted

Joel saying "boys" sounds pleasant to my ears

I remember watching this part and going GRIAN FIRST OUT HUH???

awww the funnies

Love the way gem says "we're the last Grians. Grians? Greens!" It's like... Spunky

Grian falling reminds me of my scuffed keyboard when it registers a button press as a hold and then I like never stop walking right *sigh*

The downward spiral by nine inch nials

Ascending is TRUE watcher lore

Oh the music is so cute

Bye scar! Bye Joel!

Okay never let me liveblog cook again i kinda listened to the vid instead of watching reading this does not make sense to anyone but me reference hell half formulated thoughts RIP BOZO HAHA

Maybe I'll like do it in 5 mins chunks for JJJJJJoel and the next ones onward I spent like an hour on this wayyyyy too long for incomplete sentences

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#real life smp #real life #real life spoilers #rlsmp #grian #liveblogging #life series #life smp #trafficblr #what is wrong with me #rlsmp liveblogging

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cattimeswithjellie · 1 year

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The Ultimate Comprehensive Guide to the Forty-Six Deaths of Limited Life Session Seven

Well, that session was quite a ride, wasn't it? Between TNT minecarts, rocket crossbows, glass-lined traps and a general devil-may-care attitude towards gravity, the Life Series Players managed to rack up an astonishing forty-six deaths during the three hours of play this week! For those keeping score at home, that is more than double the entire total of kills from the six weeks of Double Life, all in one day.

It's no wonder that the action is hard to follow, especially if you're only watching a few POVs. With that in mind, here is my comprehensive guide to the whos, whats, wheres and whys of all the Session Seven deaths, in order. If you notice anything wrong, or if I missed any deaths in all the excitement, please reply and let me know!

The Bad Boys ascend the ladder to their skybridge, M-Rye-5. Joel misclicks while turning around on the ladder and falls to his death.

Grian, distracted by Joel’s sudden departure, wanders off the side of the ladder and falls to his death seconds later.

The Bad Boys regroup at the bottom of the ladder, where Jimmy accuses his teammates of playing a prank and using /me commands to make it look like they died. He’s really mad about it and shoots the others with a crossbow as they ascend again, knocking both Joel and Grian off the ladder. Joel nails an MLG bucket clutch and saves himself, but Grian falls to his death again.

Irritated with Jimmy, Joel and Grian use fishing pole and crossbow to bring Jimmy down from the ladder. Grian hits Jimmy with his sword, apparently intending to knock him off the platform and into the water, but Jimmy’s health is low enough that it becomes a PVP kill instead.

Scott realizes that he is being pursued by half of the server because he is the yellow with the most time still on his clock. To take some of the heat off, he allows Scar to kill him so long as he does it before the Bogeyman is assigned. Scar shoots him several times with a bow.

Scott is chased off of Skynet by Etho and TIES, but enderpearls safely to the ground. They follow him and Etho and Impulse shoot him with rocket crossbows. Etho tries for a Bogey kill but Impulse accidentally kill-snipes him.

Etho returns to Skynet with TIES and attempts to Bogey-kill Grian with a rocket crossbow, but Grian kills him in self-defense.

Scott enters a temporary alliance with TIES and follows them up onto Skynet. He fires into the TIES-Bad Boys melee and kills Grian, who was very injured from fighting Etho.

Scott also manages to kill Jimmy with a bow shot into the same combat, kill-sniping Tango.

TIES and Scott celebrate their victory over the Bad Boys while all clustered together on Skybridge. Grian drops a TNT minecart on them from M-Rye-5 and kills Scott.

He also kills Impulse.

He also kills Tango.

He also kills Etho.

Joel and Jimmy go to spawn for a bit of lighthearted mockery of the respawning TIES. They are shot at with bows, which don’t do much damage until Scott’s arrow knocks Joel off the single-wide bridge between Clockers Tower and the remains of Bread Bridge, sending him falling to his death.

With Joel gone and Jimmy undefended, Etho chases Jimmy up onto the flooded remains of Bread Bridge and finally scores a Bogey kill by way of crossbow rocket. It is unclear why this did not take Jimmy out of the series. It may have been a clerical error, or could mean that a Bogey kill bonus cannot take someone out of the series.

Impulse and Tango follow Etho onto Bread Bridge but are met by Jimmy and the Clockers, who are desperate to get a kill for Jimmy before his last seven minutes run out. Impulse tries to dodge by enderpearling off the bridge (despite multiple nearby water streams off the bridge) but misjudges somehow, bounces off a mushroom and falls to his death.

Jimmy begins frantically messaging Scott to come and give him the thirty minutes he promised. In the meantime, Bdubs demands that Jimmy kill him in order to save his life. Jimmy shoots him with a bow and gets 30 minutes.

Jimmy and Scott meet up in the wheat fields on M-Rye-5, along with the other Bad Boys. Jimmy escorts Scott a little ways away and then pushes him off the bridge, sealing the promise Scott made to give him time as Scott falls to his death.

Grian and the other Bad Boys return to M-Rye-5 for more TNT minecart fun. A very fortunate accident of timing lets him drop a TNT minecart right onto Tango, who blows up.

The Bad Boys realize that it is difficult to get ground kills from M-Rye-5 and descend to Skynet, where they can at least see the ground. Joel runs to the Clockers base and pushes out a TNT minecart, which kills Cleo.

It also kills Martyn.

Flushed with success, the Bad Boys attempt to reset their minecart push when they realize that Martyn is once again standing under the Skynet bridge. Grian encourages Joel to let Jimmy push the cart because Jimmy is still badly in need of extra time. Joel lets him push the cart but Jimmy gets a bit too enthusiastic and falls off the bridge after the minecart. The minecart detonates harmlessly, but Jimmy falls to his final death and is out of the series.

Skizz pursues Martyn off of Skynet and into the ruins of Bread Bridge, hoping to get a kill. Martyn jumps off the side of the manor and into the water, but when Skizz tries to follow, he bounces off a lower roof for half damage and dies when he hits the treeline. Martyn gets credit because they were in combat.

With Jimmy dead, Joel and Grian split up and Joel returns to the now-moldy Sub Sandwich. He finds Tango there and chases him out onto the platflorm, where he tries to jump-crit him with a sword. The knockback from his own jump attack sends Joel off the platform and falling into the water, which Martyn has laced with panes of blue glass. Joel falls onto glass and dies.

Joel sees that people are congregating around the Frog Tower and approaches it on Skynet with some TNT minecarts. He cannot actually see the ground but blind-pushes two minecarts where he thinks people are likely to be. The Nosy Neighbors see and avoid the first minecart, but the second one blows up BigB.

Team TIES invades the Clock Tower and engages in a shooting battle with the Clockers. Impulse is injured during the shooting and then dies from fall damage when someone (Scott takes credit) shoots him off the ledge he is standing on.

During the shooting battle, Skizz pushes four or five TNT minecarts out of the Clock Tower, all in the same place. Scott gets distracted enough by attempting to shoot Impulse that he wanders straight into the blast path and gets blown up.

The shooting battle continues outside the tower as the Clockers fend off TIES. Scar tags Etho with a weakness potion and gets in several good hits but is hampered by Bdubs, who does not want Etho dead despite his general murderousness. Scott snipes the kill on Etho while Scar is distracted.

During the fight, Skizzleman jumps into the melee and begins fighting Scar as well. Scar scores several hits, as does Cleo. Both of them also hit Bdubs as well as a cow who happens to be in the waterlogged hole where the battle I taking place. Scar kills Skizz with his sword.

Meanwhile, Martyn finds himself treed in Frog Tower and pursued by Joel, Pearl and Grian. He escapes into the woods and attempts to set a minecart trap to kill the others, but it blows up in his face and kills him. Pearl gets credit because she got the last hit in on him.

Skizz respawns and notices he was not carrying his totem in his offhand. He equips it and dives straight back into melee combat agains Cleo, apparently maddened by bloodlust. He jumps off the bridge after her and takes significant damage. Scar follows them and hits Skizz with a sword in defense of his Mom, popping Skizz’s totem.

Skizz chooses not to take the opportunity the totem provides to retreat, instead attempting to kill Scott when he joins the fray. He is quickly killed again by Scar.

Joel is pursued across the server by Scott and Scar, who is determined to introduce Joel to Mrs. Puffy the pufferfish in retaliation for Joel’s kill on Cleo. Joel is unable to escape and is eventually worn down by the pair of them and Martyn. Scott snipes the final kill off Scar, but all is forgiven when he gives Scar another Mrs. Puffy to replace the one that perished.

Scar returns to the Clock Tower, where he and Bdubs are surprised when Etho MLG buckets out of the sky near them. Scar moves in to attack, but Bdubs says he cannot possibly kill their dad. He does not get in the way this time, though. Scar takes Etho to very low health, but the kill is sniped when Etho dies to fall damage with a skeleton nearby to take credit.

Etho respawns and the fight is back on, this time with Martyn trying to kill Etho as well. Etho gets the upper hand against Scar but Scar accidentally shoots one of his own wolves, aggroing it. The wolf snipes the kill on Scar and gets the credit.

Skizz assembles TIES at Windsor base one last time. He distributes his valuable possessions, explaining that he has been unable to score the kills he needs to survive and he refuses to give their enemies the last of his time. He orders his teammates to help him sacrifice himself in the hopes that someone in TIES will make it to the end of the game. Etho, being the TIES member with the least time remaining, kills Skizz with his own axe, taking him out of the game.

The newly-reduced Team TIE faces off against the Clockers on Skynet. Impulse leads the way because he has the most life remaining, and after a long-distance battle kills Bdubs with a bow.

Injured from the fight, Impulse bricks himself up long enough to eat, then tries to get off Skynet when it’s clear he’s still under fire. He uses an ender pearl that puts him on the ground with half a heart remaining and flees, then dies to the fall damage from a two-block drop.

Scar climbs up onto M-Rye-5 where Grian and Joel are hiding in the irrigation holes of the wheat field. Grian gets the drop on Scar and after a pitched two-on-one PVP battle, Scar attempts to jump to safety but is killed by Grian at the last moment with exquisite comedic timing.

Joel and Grian travel on M-Rye-5 looking for targets on Skynet. They choose to ignore Pearl and focus instead on Martyn, Cleo and Scar on the platform above the Clock Tower. Grian pushes a minecart onto them which obliterates the platform. Martyn and Cleo blow up, but Scar merely falls off and is saved by a timely bucket clutch.

Joel encounters Scott and Scar in the ruins of the Bad Boy base, after almost dying several times to forgetting about the glass in the water. Scott is annoyed about Joel griefing his base, and Scar would like to show Joel the new and improved Mrs. Puffy. They fight in the flooded remnants of the Bread Bridge and Scott gets in the final hit.

The kill from Scott takes Joel to seven minutes on his timer, leaving him desperate for more time. He tries unsuccessfully to kill Scott with a crossbow, then engages with Scar at the base of the Clock Tower. They do a lot of damage to each other, but Grian intervenes and insists that Joel kill him rather than risk dying to Scar. Joel kills Grian and gets thirty minutes back.

Moments later, Joel also finishes Scar off for another thirty minute gain.

Moments after that, Scott catches up and kills Joel with a bow, taking Joel back down to five minutes remaining.

Grian and Joel reunite at the Sub Sandwich where they’ve both respawned and decide they can’t afford for Grian to give Joel more time. Grian gives Joel TNT instead and they head for the Clock Tower where the Clockers and Scott are grouped up and waiting. Joel is desperate for a kill despite the odds stacked against him and tries to speed-build a platform to push a TNT minecart from. Joel is unsuccessful and ultimately falls to a bow attack from Scott, taking him out of the series.

#limited life #limited life smp #limited life spoilers #trafficblr #i have eight different POVs in tabs right now and have been combing through all of them #i hope i didn't miss anybody

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hmshermitcraft · 11 months

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smalltown: the town's secret is that they fished an illegal experimental person-copying machine out of another town's trash and falsified some records after some people poked at it to see if they could get it to work.

it doesn't work perfectly, so copied welsknight is more aggressive, copied tango is blue instead of yellow, copied false has memory problems, copied beef has chronic pain, copied gem doesn't have antlers, there's like 5 grians for some reason because it wouldn't stop, its attempt at copying mumbo was slightly messed up by it still trying to copy grian (the resulting man is fine but is...arguably somehow their accidental cross-species adult child), and copied scar has white hair.

there's also 5 slightly different zedaphs but that's because zedaph kept pushing the button.

the already complicated web of relationships in this town got even more complicated now that suddenly a lot of the people have at least one duplicate who shares at least some of their memories. and also the grumbo man, who has BOTH their crushes on iskall and very confused feelings for both his accidental gene donors. (family??? self??? crush???)

They've ended up adopting a fairly 'open door' policy when it comes to relationships nowadays. When some of the clones are hard to identify at a quick glance, they kind of had to! At first jealousy was an issue, but the worst of that has been worked out.

Though they've expanded the town to create more space for the new members, most of the copies seem to bunk up with people they care about. Tango and Impulse frequently end up under a pile of Zedaphs.

Doc's attempts to study the machine are also often thwarted by the fact he has even more partners now. How's he supposed to focus when there's two Beefs looking all sad at him, man?

They try to keep the machine itself under lock and key, before the town gets even more crowded. They've got enough problems to figure out already!

#hermitshipping #ask #grian tag #docm77 tag #mumbo tag #zedaph tag #vintagebeef tag #poly zit #poly nho4 #polyhermit + helmites #mod 🎀#weekly theme: small town with a secret

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scp-10000 · 1 year

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Dumb headcanon I thought I’d share with yall. Content warnings for Cannibalisum, Unsanitary, and Non Food Items.

This is what Cleo knows her fellow Hermits taste like. Don’t ask how they know this.

Cub and Scar: Oh Watchers their flesh is so sweet and tender. It’s only attached to the bones to allow them to move around. They freaked out after she swore vengeance on them for defiling her head temple in season 5 cause they genuinely thought she was going to eat them.

Impulse: This man has the texture and taste of a stuffed animal. Cleo would not recommend eating him.

Etho: The man tastes like rocks and is as sandy and grainy as redstone when bit. Somehow despite this he thinks Cleo may just eat him.

Beef: Despite his name, he tastes like pork, what most humans taste like.

Bdubs: The man tasted like moss long before he donned the hoodie. Also, the last time Cleo tried biting him, thorns clawed their gums, and they got punched in the gut, and it hurt because Bdubs is deceptively good at punching people.

Doc: Tell me. Would you wanna eat rotting, half liquefied lettuce, gunpowder, and decaying goat meat? That’s what I thought. Cleo wouldn’t either. This is also how they knew the vex were lying about eating the nHo(Cub and Scar said Doc tasted like a fresh garden salad when they were asked).

Joe: Joe tastes annoying.

Hypno: Hypno is one of the few Hermits she doesn’t know what they taste like. Joe says he tastes delicious. Joe did not commit bit or eat. Cleo does not want to know how he knows this.

xB: Somehow this man tastes like fish. He only has some fish in his genetics.

Jevin and Keralis: They somehow taste more annoying than Joe.

Tango: Half of this man’s diet is ghost peppers. How do you expect him to not be insanely spicy?

Zedaph: Somehow he tastes sideways.

Pearl: Ś̸̷o̷̸҉̸͝u͏̧p͘.

Xisuma and Welsknight: The one time she tried was when she was sick and mistook them for cans of soup and tried to bite them open. It did not go well for all involved.

Ren: They don’t know what Ren tastes like, so they started a rumor he tastes like cat food. He does not know how that rumor started.

Gem: Gem tastes like breakfast foods. All of them at once.

False: No one has the courage to find out what False tastes like.

Iskall: Like his name suggests, he tastes ice cold.

Stress: Too damned sweet. Too...damned...sweet.

Grian: You expect me to say grain, but he’s actually salty.

Mumbo: Cleo does not know what he tastes like. No one’s sure why.

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b4um3pfl4um3 · 1 year

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I posted 3,472 times in 2022

That's 3,398 more posts than 2021!

48 posts created (1%)

3,424 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

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@thebreadtree

@mandalorian-general

@zukks-dummy-mansion

@darth-karottenschal

I tagged 378 of my posts in 2022

#prev tags - 11 posts

#hermitcraft - 10 posts

#space family - 10 posts

#damn - 7 posts

#friends art - 7 posts

#just friends having fun - 6 posts

#goodtimeswithscar - 6 posts

#annoying one another - 5 posts

#grian - 5 posts

#i stan - 3 posts

Longest Tag: 135 characters

#well technically my tumblr isn't the only reason why someone might think i'm insane but it definitely doesn't convince anyone otherwise

My Top Posts in 2022:

I built something in honor of Technoblade on my Minecraft server

It was my first time building a statue but I think I did a good job. I at least am happy with it and it helps me cope with yesterdays news.

Of course I started growing potatos at his feet and I plan on expanding the field but I don’t have any more potatos at the moment.

For anyone interested at the signs there nothing big but here you go:

See the full post

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I think one day we should simply make the Movie Goncharov and advertise it as a remake and thereby confuse the general public by making them think there is a 1973 Movie named Goncharov, directed by Martin Scorsese, that they somehow can't find but still go to the cinema to see what the movie is about and then in a corner somewhere after the movie ended there will be a few Tumblrinas that just rant about how much better the original Movie was which will make outsiders even more confused.

I think this is a great idea. Also we could find other Tumblrinas by just simply stating how much better the original was after the movie and it could become a addition to the "I like your shoelaces" Phrase.

18 notes - Posted November 21, 2022

What are your Top 3 controversial Swtor opinions?

You know I don't play the game that much xD

I also don't really pay attention to what is going on around the game, so I literally don't have any opinions despite liking the game xD

I don't even know what would qualify as "controversial" xD

24 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

After a long time I finally decided to draw some fanart and who would be better than Bruno Madrigal?

I'm still leaning how to draw digitally but I think I'm getting better!

Anyway, all kind of criticism is welcome! I'd love to improve my art! Please be kind though.

Also, since I'm as white as it gets, I'm kinda scared I might not have done his skintone perfect, so please if anyone feels offended by it tell me right a way and I'll do my best to fix it!

37 notes - Posted January 9, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Speaking of Hermitcraft, I absolutely love the dynamic between Grian and Scar.

I just watched their recent Hermitcraft Episodes and I loved how Grian immediately went to Scar so that he would help him not to start a Resistance against Ren. Or that later in Scars Episode Grian just used the fishing rod on Scar and Scar just stood there letting it happen, occasionally eating his cookies so he won't die of fall damage.

Their friendship is just so great and I hope that one day I will find a friendship like this myself.

84 notes - Posted September 19, 2022

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lordofthesea7 · 2 years

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yandere summary pt. 2

@paranoidpug this is for you. Part 1 below

I have watched episodes 3 and 4 and I'm in distress

ep. 3 picks up where ep. 2 left off

Sam tries to get his classmate to pull him back on the ledge. It doesn't work.

Sam suggests to Taurtis that they should just ditch until the next class.

Sam declares himself a rule breaker and a big deal (foreshadowing, much?)

Taurtis and Sam go inside and Sam requests Taurtis' fish so that he can flirt.

Taurtis agrees as long as he can hold Mr. Snugglemuffin (Sam's teddy bear)

Sam apparently greases up Mr. Snugglemuffin with butter?

Sam tries to show Grian the the fish flirting works. It does not, and the girl just runs away with the fish and gives it to DomRao

Grian says he'll get the fish back, and DomRao says that Grian has to punch Sam and Taurtis in order to recieve the fish.

Grian punches Sam and Taurtis and the boys cry.

Teacher Jane comes over and tells the boys to get off the floor because they are making it dirty (the lack of caring adults starts young, I guess)

Sam and Taurtis discuss if they should ask Grian to be their friend as they walk to teacher Okami's class.

Ellen sees Taurtis' fish and declares that "there isn't a spirit in that vessel" (her powers started young, I guess)

Grian reveals that he's from the Uk and is very smart and he ended up in the city because his parents had just divorced.

Grian misses his parents and wants to go home. (he's 7 and already needs therapy. Authors, take notes)

Sam tells Grian that he and Taurtis can be Grians new parents.

Sam reveals his anger issues and tells Taurtis to only beat up kids smaller than him so that he'll win.

Dom invites Grian to join the popular kids gang and he says yes.

A popular kid named Neo steals Taurtis' fish.

Grian leaves with the popular kids after telling Sam and Taurtis that he doesn't like them. (Grian please stay away from them)

Teacher Okami tells them there's an after school club in room 5.

Sam and Taurtis go to beat up Dom Rao (they are 5!), and rope Okami's kid, Silly (who we later find out is 3 years old!) into it.

Grian threatens to burn Taurtis' fish.

The gang runs away after Okami's intervention fails and they all go to room 5.

The club is the Yakuza club?!?! And is run by Yakuza Karu

Yakuza Karu starts teaching the kids to fight and gives them armour and rusty katanas (why are you arming the 5 year olds!?)

Yakuza Karu sends the kids on a mission, promising that it's just practice and not real (spoiler alert, it's real)

He literally tells them "If you see blood or hear screams, just hit harder until it stops". wtf?!

Sam takes charge and orders the 5 Year Olds to follow his plan.

Grian is skeptical of this being fake, but goes along with it.

The kids kill the target, named Mr. Average, while he begs for mercy. (again, WTF?!?!)

Yakuza Karu congratulates them and collects their armour and weapons.

Sam invites Taurtis over to his house, as well as Silly.

She says she has to ask her mom first, but Sam convinces her to come with them.

They walk to Sam's house and he pulls out a rusty Katana that he secretly kept.

Silly freaks out and Sam hits Taurtis with it to prove it's fake.

Taurtis starts bleeding, but they brush it off as it being a really good prop.

Grian follows them to Sam's house.

Taurtis tells Stanley (sam's dad) that Sam is a horrible influence and got Taurtis in tons of trouble. (more foreshadowing)

Okami is panicking because she doesn't know where Silly is.

Grian, who followed them all the way to Sam's house, is invited in.

Sam shows off his katana and Grian reveals that he also kept his (grian you're gonna need it)

Grian tries to tell Sam and Taurtis that Taurtis' fish is dead, but they refuse to believe him.

Okami is still panicking in the chat and Grian tells Silly that she should go to her mom, while Sam argues.

Silly goes to her mom and we find out that she's 3 YEARS OLD

G apologizes for being rude to Sam and Taurtis, saying that he's not in a good place after his parent's divorce (get this kid some therapy. Also, neither of his parents are in the city. Who is Grian staying with?)

Sam says goodbye to Silly by punching her down the stairs.

Okay, that sucked. I still have 14 more episodes to watch and even on double speed it's brutal. My handwriting in the notebook I use for this series as I'm watching is just getting messier and messier. Send help

#yandere minecraft roleplay #LordoftheSea's yandere summary

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