The continual but obviously unintentional implication in cobra kai that terry silver wants desperately to fuck john kreese but also just really wants kreese to be his dad.
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Screaming at this omg. Terry threatening to take "good care" of Kreese's beloved boy toy. How did I never notice this?!
Now I'm thinking of all the ways Terry could let Kreese know he put his hands on what Kreese considers to be his. Talking to him through the prison glass, saying things like, "You never told me about the sounds he makes, John."
Kreese just stares him down. The look in his eyes makes Terry both glad and disappointed that he's behind bars.
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There’s absolutely nothing weird about getting matching handjob metaphor tattoos with your best friend.
Gift art for someone not on tumblr but I really want to shoutout @mochisquish because I really would never have stopped and went “... wait...” if they hadn’t said “handjob metaphor tattoo” in the first place, hahaha!
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not gonna lie, I ship cobra husbands so much that whenever I see the posts about Terry and his "beloved" I just imagine that "beloved" is John Kreese 🙈
Is he not?
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I wanna hear more of the two jonnies thing
Hello! The Two Johnnies (AKA the Mummy thing) previously expanded here
It's basically a Mummy AU where it's:
Daniel LaRusso being Evie except he's the one that joined the foreign legion to see the world (and mummies bc he actually wanted to study archeology and cultures)
Johnny Lawrence being the lunkhead that gets into fights and is sent to Egypt to cool his heels, courtesy Sid. Dutch accompanies him because perhaps the reason Johnny even got into trouble was Dutch? Who knows.
Also everybody did sort of have bullying re: TKK but without the tournament. So Daniel dealt by joining the foreign legion to travel, Johnny dealt by becoming more surly/inward introspection gone bad. Basically CK Johnny. Idk man it's all hazy for me
And then you have fitey Johnny+Dutch meet Daniel again (Dutch meets Daniel in a bar, gets his ass handed to him bc Daniel did go learn karate apparently). So he steals Daniel's artefact bc he's a petty bitch.
Idk man they sort of agree to find treasure together because Daniel's the only one who knows where Hamunaptra is. Why do Johnny and Dutch want to go - well if you found out about a city of the dead wouldn't you want to go? Plus treasure frees Johnny (and Laura) from Sid. So they go. The Americans are Mike Barnes, Snake & co. lmao.
And Freddy Fernandez is Benny (i know i know but he ditched Daniel p quick after he lost a fight just saying). So basically Johnny's like LaRusso you're the brains, get us out of this because all I can do is punch stuff and that hasn't helped us much.
Whike simultaneously Silver is like I will be taking your Johnny to resurrect my Johnny. I would also like to point out Kreese covered in gold paint head to toe, let Terry have pretty things okay.
Plus Chozen is Ardeth Bay bc I love Daniel and Chozen together. Also imagine Dutch and Chozen would get along like a house on fire eventually.
Unfortunately my rental timed out and I never continued this. Now you know ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
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cobra kai is the best show ever because it realistically shows how nostalgia and self-perception of your past can lead you down irrational and harmful paths, and allows characters the space and room to be wrong, make the wrong choices, and still find a path forward
and its also the worst show ever because a geriatric karate gangster escapes prison by faking his death. he does this by staging a fight, holding his breath, and using red jello as fake blood. and this works
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@allvalley100
Prompt: Chemistry
Pairing: Hawkmetri
Supervillain AU from this and this is BACK! Come and get it, @jinkx-monsoon-season!
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“Mind control serum ready, babe?”
Arms snake around the waist of Demetri’s labcoat. He inspects the exposed skin with disapproval, pushing away a bubbling green Erlenmeyer flask with a single gloved finger.
“Eli, how many times have I told you not to come in the mad science lab without proper PPE?!”
“I wanted to see you,” Hawk whines. He kisses Demetri’s shoulder, earning a rebuke concerning toxic chemicals sticking to polyester and nylon.
“Anyways, I found the nearest purification plants. Shouldn’t be hard to sneak something into the water supply.”
Demetri grins evilly. “Excellent. Soon, Los Angeles will be ours.”
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I’ve managed to convince my brother that Terry Silver has/had feelings for Kreese
This is a monumental victory
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