#Also known as

[lesbomancy]

smells like home by @wickesdt

#i love them both sfm #and this art beautifully conveys their love #also manifesting a cuddly serene fluffy moment like this for them in s2 #caitlyn #caitlyn kiramman #vi #caitvi #vicait #violyn #piltover's finest #also known as #piltover's gayest #arcane #fanart

[potoh]

Behold - the manul!

#manul #also known as #pallas cat #goofy cat #cats #it's also gonna be a stickersheet #just gonna change the sticker placement a bit to fit them all on a tiny A7 sheet

[mugwot]

three of them!

#also known as #bonnie gets adopted speedrun #whatever they will cook is gonna be legendary #and gourmand is about to discover the amazing power of fire #i trust them with that #isat #isat bonnie #rain world #rain world gourmand #dungeon meshi #senshi #my art #anyway can we talk about the power of food that brings us together? #can we talk about our responsibility to the next generation? #no? ok

[starcurtain]

The Kinda Unhinged Ratiorine Fic I Want to Read

In an (admittedly very contrived) AU situation, Dr. Ratio finds out he's about to be cut out of his (mostly estranged) family's inheritance forever because of his complete lack of interest in continuing the family line. Which, all factors considered, does make perfectly logical sense. Investment of capital should go to the branch of the lineage most likely to benefit from it, and Cousin Tiberius has five sons and daughters already. Let the house and the trust fund go to them.

But the library.

There's absolutely no way Veritas could bear to be permanently parted from the staggering assemblage of paper volumes under his collected family's auspices. Not only would being separated from tomes so full of memories be heart-wrenching, but think of the devastating blow to his research! There are records in those archives that no other mortal eyes have ever gazed upon!

So there's only one solution for it: He needs to pass on his family name, immediately.

(Andddd the rest is under a read more because what is brevity?)

Problem 1: Veritas Ratio is very gay.

Problem 2: Statistically, single men have the lowest chance of being selected for adoption placement, and this Child Welfare Agent is looking at his alabaster head very, very strangely.

Think, Ratio, think. What is the most efficient way to solve such a tedious quandary?

The obvious first step is to increase his likelihood of being selected by the adoption agency, and the quickest way to do that is... Eureka! How elegant a design! He just needs to enter into a (temporary) committed and stable partnership to demonstrate a degree of domestic dedication and home-building prowess!

Problem 3: ...Where in the universe is he going to find a stable and committed man willing to marry him?

Ratio does not exactly possess the world's most endearing personality. He might... never have had any form of romantic relationship lasting past a one-night stand even, because it turns out most people don't like being scored a 2/10 on their technique during intercourse.

So he's probably not going to find a stable and committed man.

But... He might at least find someone willing--for the right price.

Enter Aventurine (stage left). He's as expensive as they come, the greatest reward saved for the highest bidder, but despite his festering ambitions, he's still trapped as nothing more than a high-class escort, owned by a company the IPC has on the books as selling everything but what they actually trade in: Avgin slaves.

Sigonians... The reputation--and sleazy men's curiosity--precedes him, and though he only has to get on his knees for the truly bold nowadays, he hasn't yet been able to make the ultimate gamble, pull the last string needed to finally gain his freedom: the freedom to live his life as he pleases--and to enact every ounce of vengeance he's been storing for decades like cards up his sleeves.

Until now.

Until an absolute madman shows up at the underground headquarters waving around an offer that no average person would possibly make: He wants to buy Aventurine and wed him.

(Because marrying a Sigonian thrall is a safe and sane thing that safe and sane people do.)

The offer is far too good to be trusted: A real marriage certificate but a perfectly fake marriage, a no-fault divorce once an adoption is finalized, and a guaranteed sponsor for his citizenship documents. A year or two of fake homemaking, this Veritas Ratio claims, and then Aventurine can walk away a completely free man, no strings--no chains--attached.

Well, Aventurine of the Myriad Stratagems has always held one skill dearer to his heart than any other: a crystal clear knowledge of when to fold--and when to go all in.

(...Problem 4: Amber Lord help him, Aventurine's new husband is the most irritating man in the entire universe.)

Alas, if only that was their biggest problem. Somewhere between learning to navigate the citizenship process, the adoption process, a truly unacceptable level of systemic racism, and also, increasingly, each other, Ratio and Aventurine discover that the circumstances of their lives might be far more entangled than they ever could have imagined from the beginning, and the same shadowy parties that profited off Aventurine's existence might have a vested interest in parting Ratio from valuable research secrets--permanently.

While struggling to maintain a charming and loving facade and struggling not to kill each other behind the scenes, Aventurine and Ratio also end up having to out-roll and out-plan a particularly dangerous enemy; something they can really only do together.

Or, tl;dr: Dr. Ratio chooses the most efficient but most unhinged method of finding a husband that intelligence could possibly contrive, only to determine that marrying a guy whose track record for unexplained deaths matches his track record for card counting really is the encyclopedic opposite of "committed and stable." Ridiculously enough, the trouble they get into is almost entirely Ratio's fault, the only one who is remotely convincing in front of the Child Welfare Agency is Aventurine, and sometimes it turns out the guy you married for the library ends up being the guy you married for life.

#ratiorine #no wait what is the actual ship name #aventio #raturine #hsr fandom kinda wild for that one #dr. ratio #aventurine #honkai star rail #fic ideas #tbh star rail is my 'I don't actually go here' game #because I cannot afford two gachas #but I have been absolutely infected #by social media brainrot #after seeing all the ship content for these two #is this a shitpost? #maybe #but it comes from a place of love #also known as #I think it's really funny to see a ship do everything ass backwards #and still get a happy ending somehow #also remember #comedy is gold

[chaiibei]

a wonder bar..... a wonderlands bar, if you will

#prsk fa #wxs #aa4 (question mark) #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #self-indulgent nonsense #also known as #my art

[notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder]

i will only bring my emotional support books to college aka a story about greek obssesed weirdos killing their friend, six pretentios motherfuckers arguing, a young man discovers aging and commits murder and, of course, teenagers stealing stuff.

#ALSO KNOWN AS #the secret history #the atlas six #and #the atlas paradox #AND SOON #the atlas complex #the picture of dorian gray #the six of crows #AND PROBABLY #crooked kingdom #love them #book #books #bookish #notsofriendlyfriendlyreminder

[bumblecow]

Chibi Es decepticon high command

#Earthspark #Starscream #soundwave #shockwave #earthspark starscream #earthspark shockwave #earthspark soundwave #tf earthspark #transformers #Also known as #The wives Megan needs to win back next season #bumblecow

[gael-garcia]

Fanny Ardant & Gael García Bernal in Sin noticias de Dios ('No News From God', 2001 🇪🇸)

#fanny ardant #gael garcia #gael garcía bernal #gael garcia bernal #ggbedit #sin noticias de dios #no news from god #also known as #don't tempt me #smth reminded me of this serve. like what #this is a spoiler and nice reveal in the movie. they were good omens-ing #dailyworldcinema #moviegifs #filmgifs #filmedit #cinemasource #gifs

[figurecollection]

Reimu Hakurei (Extra Color ver.) 1/8 Scale by Ques Q, from Touhou Project

#reimu hakurei #extra color ver #1/8 #scale #ques q #touhou project #Also known as #Koumajou Densetsu: Scarlet Symphony #Koumajou Densetsu: Akeiro no Koukyoukyoku #touhouvania #2023 #anime figure #anime figures #anime #figure #figures #figurine #figurines

[lesbomancy]

they're always in each other's faces by @wickesdt

#its called off the charts chemistry #also their love language is definitely touching and hugging #and lots of kisses #caitlyn kiramman #vi #caitvi #vicait #violyn #piltover's finest #also known as #piltover's gayest #arcane #fanart

[miilkybnn]

BUG AND BOO????? omg ur mind i am obsessed

YEAH!!!!!!

BUG N’ BOO!!!!!!

#MY BOYS!!!! #simon ghost riley #gary roach sanderson #also known as #bug and boo #<3333 #milky art #ghostroach #ask me stuff

[archivlibrarianist]

"...if a kid can’t afford to buy the book, go to the library and get it. Libraries are amazing! They offer these things to people in their community.

"Y’all: LIBRARIES ARE UNDER ATTACK BY GROUPS TRYING TO ENSURE THESE BOOKS DO NOT GET INTO THE HANDS OF READERS. This is not only school libraries. It is not only public libraries. There are states literally working to outlaw entire categories of books from reaching the teens for whom they are already financially inaccessible.

"Not only that, but librarians and educators are being put under the threat of losing their jobs, their livelihoods, their health insurance, and their actual lives by legislators across the country who are eager to criminalize them for having 'inappropriate' books in their collections. These legislators are listening to right-wing Christian nationalists calling certified educators and librarians groomers for simply having the books that reflect their communities in the collection."

#censorship #banned books #YA literature #young adult literature #libraries #librarians #tumblarians #library workers #groomer discourse #also known as #fascism #yes this is fascism this is what fascism does sounds and acts like #yeah i'm tired of those tags too tough shit

[mouse-drawings]

Three fools, all different kind of crazy

#mousedrawings art #hollow knight #god tamer hk #tiso hk #pale lurker hk #Also known as #Infection crazy #Normal crazy #Crazy crazy #id in alt

[dontvap0rdawave]

Valentine’s mishaps

Can you believe this took me almost a whole month to make?

#also known as #triangle being an asshole for a whole day before he gets brutally mangled by a raptor #just shapes and beats #jsab #jsab au #my art #My art stuff #the shapest art #jsab oc #comic #comic strip #blixer #wave #overtime #venn #lycan #prism #barracuda #triangle #he's fucking dead man #posting these as separate files #because got damn the original resolution will be the end of me-

[f1shipbracket]

Group A: Matchup 6

#f1 #formula 1 #f1 rpf #f1blr #nico hulkenberg #nico hülkenberg #kevin magnussen #lando norris #oscar piastri #hulknussen #landoscar #also known as #mctwinks #nico hülkenberg/kevin magnussen #lando norris/oscar piastri #(i am aware that this is a little bit of an atom bomb versus coughing baby. im sorry its how the seeding came out)

[xerith-42]

Sometimes I think "MCD Season 3 is fucking insane and I don't want to watch it again." and then I see clips of Laurance doing anything and suddenly I'm sold on whatever scene I have to watch to make that hit as hard as possible

#i am a simple man #also known as #a simp #aphblr #laurance zvahl #mcd