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transhualians · 6 months

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just realized I never made an intro post for this blog so hello hello friends! 💞🫶

I go by many names, but you can call me lee! this blog is for my selfshipping content. I post a variety of different content, both SFW and NSFW, and I do post problematic fiction (and believe that everyone has the right to do the same), but all of it is tagged, so it is avoidable. if you don't like my content, that's okay! simply close this blog or block me. everything I discuss here is fictional and if you condone any dead dove topics in real life, block me.

I'm a xie lian (tgcf) fictive, and I occasionally refer to canon xie lian in first person. I'm in a traumagenic system but I support endogenic systems.

the f/o that I will talk about 95% of the time is hua cheng (I have a couple others that I am not comfortable sharing publically for anonymity reasons). please do not follow if you post about him in a romantic/sexual tone.

DDDNE/potentially triggering topics will be tagged (see taglist below). dead dove topics I will talk about frequently include noncon, stalking, kidnapping, etc. also I am exclusively sub so pretty much all of my NSFW imagines will read as sub reader :'D

I'm not super picky about my DNI. TERFs/radfem and any other kind of bigot can fuck off, pro-transID/radqueer do not follow. Minors are free to interact with my SFW posts, NOT my NSFW posts. You don't even have to be explicitly pro/comship to follow, I just ask that you be respectful.

Taglist and extra info below the cut:

For clarification, I support all of the following:

- pro/comship, anti-harassment, anti-censorship, etc.

- endogenic systems and syscourse-neutral systems

- anti-contact paraphiles

I do NOT support the following:

- pro-contact paraphiles/radqueer

- pro transID

- radfems, TERFs, anti-sex work, etc.

- transmedicalism and exclusion of non-harmful queer identities (by harmful, I mean identities which actively and objectively hurt or intend to hurt others [ie. pro-contact MAPs], or identities that appropriate topics or identities that you do not have inherent experience with or feel the real-world consequences of [ie. transracial or transdisabled identities].)

- heavily anti-endogenic systems/supporters

Taglist

feel free to hide/block any tags that make you uncomfortable! tumblr has that wonderful feature for a reason! /gen

organizational

-f/o imagines (general f/o scenarios)

-discourse (contains discourse and/or possibly controversial topics)

-🍁.info (mostly my sexuality-related special interest posting :])

-🍁.reblog (reblogged from someone else)

-🍁.mine (my own post)

-🍁.positivity (positive content, mainly about kink/proship)

-🍁.personal (personal topics/posts, not applicable to almost everyone like f/o imagines)

content-related

-tw noncon (explicitly non-consensual sex)

-tw dubcon (dubiously-consensual sex)

-tw underage (reader is imagined as underage [SIDE NOTE: actual minors get the hell off my blog])

-tw kidnapping (reader is kidnapped)

-tw stalking (reader is stalked)

-cw yandere

-tw abuse (psychological abuse and/or toxic behavior depicted *not physical. for that see below)

-tw violence (descriptions of verbal or physical violence)

-tw gore (graphic descriptions of violence, blood, and/or bodily harm)

-safe sane consensual (no dead dove topics are touched on in this post)

tags will be added as needed.

thank you for reading!💞🫶

#proship safe #proselfship #proship selfship #can you tell im afraid of using regular selfship tags🫠#🍁.info

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dark-roleplay-finder · 9 months

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hey hey! 💞 nearly 20 y/o f (she/her) who's looking for long term fandomless fxf or fxnb partners that are 18+ on discord.

i'll be honest, we probably won't get along well if you're not the type of person who enjoys headcanons/ooc discussion. i'm someone who really enjoys sending headcanons and gushing about characters and/or the ship. i get very into shipping muses and love making pinterest boards, sending tiktoks or other memes that remind me of them, making playlists, and reblogging musings for ships. i'd really appreciate other partners who are enthusiastic as well because it really raises my own enthusiasm, interest, and muse for what we're writing. i can gush about my own characters forever and would love to know every little thing about yours!

when it comes to the actual rp, i've mostly been interested in modern/realistic settings at the moment. i really want to write plots that are very character-dynamic heavy. really cute best friends to lovers. complicated best friends to enemies to lovers. plain ol' enemies/rivals to lovers. on and off fwbs. at the moment i've had a hankering for messy, mayhaps even slightly toxic relationships but i'm really not the most picky as long as we're able to go back and forth with ideas. i'm happy to write fluff as much as i'm happy to write angst! i don't care, i've just been craving to write a ship i love so much that they consume me.

i'm friendly with nsfw content and topics. most of my characters are switches. however, i don't want the majority of the thread to just be smut. i am open to dark themes. 🕊️

a lot of my muses have kpop/kmedia faceclaims, but not all of them do. i really don't care what sort of faceclaims you use and i'm not really into writing wanted faceclaims of any sort. feel free to use whoever/whatever you'd like for your character. i don't like invading into your vision on how your muse looks and would like if someone didn't try to force me to use a certain fc either.

i believe that's pretty much it?? please like this if you're interested and i'll get back to you asap!

Like this post and the asker will reach out!

#roleplay #roleplay ad #1x1 rp #18+ rp #fxf rp #fxnb rp #dead dove roleplay #fandomless rp

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just-screaming · 2 years

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When you've read and re-read all the "f/o x reader" fics Tumblr has to offer about your not-so-popular f/o

#IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES #and its kinda tough finding male reader fics #like i get it people tend to please the majority but cmon man!#Am i just picky about my f/o content?#PROBRABLY #PROBABLY NOT!#i just wanna fluster and hug my f/o dude 😭😭😭#self ship #f/o #hahas #self shipping #fictional other #self ship community

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thegracelessfaceless · 2 years

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Is this where we do the match up?? I’m hoping so (killemwithkawaii sent me over hehe). let’s see…we’ll i’m big on writing as a hobby and like to jump around to news ones. i love unique pets and have had a few also really like cats and i will get a dog but i’m picky about the breed. i’m big on quality time and acts of service as love language. if they’re not willing to go out with me at 2AM to get Mcdonald’s??? sadness. my biggest thing is that it’s very hard for me to be romantically attracted to people (i guess my hearts picky that way too). i have to really get to know people for a bit before i can even think about dating as i’ve only ever truly been attracted to one guy before and that took a bit to grow so. but i like to think there are exceptions out there who knows. just some guy will pop up and i’ll instantly be like wow i’m attracted to you let’s go. i love foggy days and soup and have some tattoos. hopefully that’s enough but if not (or if i’m too late to the match ups) no problem!!

Sorry this one is a little late, I got distracted with my other ships in creepypasta land 😅

Your potential f/o is...

Sal Fisher

I think that Sal would be very interested to read your writing

Just from how it seems Sal tells stories, he strikes me as the writer type

He pays very close attention to details, etc

I also see Sal as a lover of animals, especially cats,

But he's alright with the smaller breeds of dogs

If you like unique breeds

I've got Mexican hairless dogs. They had be fewer teeth

And have lore that they guarded portals to the underworld

So I can totally see Sal loving those dogs. They even stay super warm all the time so he can heat his frigid hands

Sal's love languages also coincide with yours, just add in physical touch

Sal's just a touch starved dude, plus his anxiety makes him fidgety

So he's gonna play with your hands a lot

I also headcanon Sal is a bit of an insomniac

So those 2 AM Mickey D's trips?

Sal's your man!

In my unprofessional opinion

It sounds like you might be demisexual?

Which is fine with Sal

He likes to take his time in relationships and getting to know you

Plus there's the whole thing with his prosthetic

As long as you're patient with Sal, he'll be patient with you

Sal would love to spend a foggy/rainy night with you on the porch and inside where it's nice and toasty

Curled up with you and a blanket, just talking about life, the Universe, and everything

I can see him cuddled up with you, deep in conversation about a current interest

His fingers tracing your tattoos as he nervously leans in for a kiss

Sal is content to just kick back with you, handing what life throws at the two of you as it comes.

#sally face #sally face matchups #sal fisher #salfisher #sal fisher x reader #sal fisher x y/n #sal fisher x you

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snarkwriteswrasslin · 3 years

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C I and O for Nick Jackson please 👀

F I and O for our favorite manwhore Matthew 👀

AHHHHH. I LOVE YOU FOR THIS. But also, I insist, he might be your favorite manwhore (Ignore me, i tell lies hes one of mine so yeah, more attention whore matty coming right up, ma’am! with much love) anyway.. Lets do this!!

After this posts, the letters C I and O are off the table for Nick and the letters F I and O are off the table for Matt Jackson, loves.

[ send me letters and wrestlers; get back sweet filth ]

Warnings:

Sexual content below. This is not intended for minors, even though it’s not that wild or anything. If you’re a minor and you choose to keep reading after the warnings, that’s on you and there’s nothing I can do about it. You were warned here.

Body fluids & Oral sex tw.

Tagging:

@kyleoreillysknee

@rampagewriting

@writertoo18

@thatnerdwriter

@wrestlingismyguiltypleasure

@chasingeverybreakingwave

@waywardwrestlewritingwaif

@sassymox

@champbucks

@hungmanhorsecarriage

@wardl0w

@ryantaylorgirl

@dilfmoxley

@hotyeehawman

@gabbynorth98

@bec0m

@irish-newzealand-idian-dutch

@daddyslittlevillain

@rubyred1980

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NICK JACKSON;

Yes, I did my favorite Buck first, lmaoo... Gonna spank me for it, bb? You know i like that shit.

C - Cum, anything to do with cum, we’re all dirty thirsty hoes here. fuck I know I am.

Groans like you’re the best thing he’s ever tasted in his entire life when you cum in his mouth while he’s going down on you. Then he makes sure there’s not a drop left. He’s also very very messy, so he’ll lock eyes with you and your juices will still be glistening on his chin.

If he has to pull out during sex... He will cum on your tits. And drag a finger through it, to let you taste it. He gets off on that shit, idk man..

I - Intimacy, how intimate are they in the moment?

Oh god, he’s so fucking intimate. The act of sex is an act of love to him and he cherishes you ( obviously, he’s laying the pipe to you and he’s choosier than his brother, so.. there ya go) so the entire time is spent with him basically worshipping you and being so fucking gentle, kissing and licking and touching you that you’re just blown away.. Even when he’s being a lot rougher with you, he’s such a sweetheart...

O- Oral, their preference in giving/getting, their skills, etc.

Nick prefers giving. Because one, he knows perfectly well how fucking good he is at it and how it makes you feel, and two, it’s his way of showing you just how much he wants you. Again, another sloppy one when it comes to going down on you, but he will definitely lick you clean. Like I’ve said before on a few others, not a drop is wasted.

When you’re going down on him, the deeper you can take that thick cock in your throat, the more he will whimper and buck his hips and pull your hair and encourage you. And if you swallow and he watches, he will grab you up and fucking wreck you after because it just turns him on that much.

MATT JACKSON;

F - Favorite position, this goes without saying.

This is Matty, the manwhore. Any position he can get you in is his favorite so long as he’s fucking/making love to you. He’s not picky about positioning at all, I don’t think.

I - Intimacy, how intimate are they in the moment.

He’s kind of lowkey intimate? Like.. He has his moments where he’s sweet and soft and gentle with you and he’s pressing his forehead against yours, but then he has his moments where all intimacy is out the window and he’s only focused on getting you both off. The latter is usually after/during an argument. Because if you think for one second he won’t continue the fucking argument well into fucking, you’re mistaken. But all the other times, he’s lowkey intimate. He’s not all hearts and flowers and over the top. Especially if he doesn’t feel a particular connection. But.. this is not always a good thing, because when he’s being sweet and charming, you will find yourself thinking maybe this is more to him than an in the moment thing...

He’s not an asshole, I swear, he’s just.. Not as quick to realize or own up to it when he does feel things.

O- Oral, their preference on giving/getting, skill level, etc.

Matt prefers getting. There’s just something so fucking hot about him looking down and watching you take his cock deep in your throat, inch for inch. The way you whimper and beg for it, the way your tongue feels swirling around his member that just.. He prefers the way it feels. Not to say he won’t give you oral at all, but I am saying he strongly prefers to get it than give it a lot of the time... Oh, he knows what he’s doing. Trust me. He knows exactly how to work his tongue and fingers. He knows just the right way to lick and nip and suck at your clit to get you dripping and begging and coming apart beneath him.

#champbucks #matt jackson fanfiction #nick jackson fanfiction #matt jackson imagine #nick jackson imagine #matt jackson fanfic #nick jackson fanfic #matt jackson imagines #nick jackson imagines #my writing ; matt jackson #my fics ; matt jackson #my ns*w alphabet ; matt jackson #my writing ; nick jackson #my fics ; nick jackson #my ns*w alphabet ; nick jackson

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ladymiseria · 4 years

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Smut Alphabet - Hawks

It’s big simpin’ hours for everyone’s favorite bird brain hawk man. Let’s do itttt

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

-Hawks will wrap you up in his arms and immediately cuddle the shit out of you. Lots of words of love and affirmation and reassurance and also kisses all over your face. He needs to make sure you feel safe and comfortable, especially if it was a particularly intense session.

In terms of what he needs/wants, it’s very similar. He wants to be held and cuddled and fawned over a bit, and he likes to be reassured, as well.

B = Body (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

-ASS MAN. Hawks loves that BOOTY and he is not shy about it. He’s always touching it, smacking it, or even just ogling it. He loves slipping his hand in your back pocket when you’re out together and will never pass up an opportunity to fluster you in public by giving your ass a sly squeeze.

Honorable mention is thighs! God damn, he loves him some soft thighs in every way.

Hawks doesn’t spare much thought when it comes to his own body, except for, unsurprisingly, his wings: they are the key component of his image, after all. He takes a lot of pride in keeping them clean and smooth. They’re also incredibly sensitive, so he never lets anyone touch them besides himself and you, of course. In fact, if you play with his wings juuuuust right, he can get off from that alone.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

-He insists on coming inside (especially if he’s in rut), whether that means downstairs or in your mouth.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

-Dom the shit out of this man and make him submit to you; he gets off to it super hard.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

-Hawks has always been popular and attractive so sexual encounters have never been difficult for him to come by (no pun intended). Rest assured that he very much knows what he’s doing. That said, he’s never had any kind of serious relationship before you, though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

-Hawks is hitting that shit from behind every chance he gets: he needs easy access to that booty obviously

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

-Hawks loves to be goofy and cute and have fun with you in the moment. He can definitely be serious, too, but he loves teasing and getting to have some sweet, fun sexy times with you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

-Hawks keeps himself clean and trimmed up, especially now that he’s in a serious relationship. He also always makes it a point to wear the cologne you’d taken a liking to.

Random headcanon: Hawks smells like old leather and dark, warm musky cologne.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

-Hawks is super romantic! He loves just kissing and caressing every part of you, telling you how much you mean to him, how much he loves you, and how beautiful he thinks you are. He’s chosen you as his lifelong mate and he’ll never let you forget why.

Outside of the bedroom, Hawks still maintains the romance. He’s always got a hold on you when you’re out and adores taking you out to eat or on dates to different places. His more bird-like tendencies also mean that he’s constantly buying trinkets and shiny things for you as tokens of affection.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

-He doesn’t masturbate much anymore (it reminds him of a significantly lonelier time). He only really indulges if he has to be away from you for longer than usual or if he’s in rut (and you’re not available to help him out).

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

-Breeding, bondage, dom/sub, overstimulation, edging, light impact play, pegging, degradation AND praise, wing play (is that even a thing? It is now, I guess), snowballing, body worship

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

-Honestly? He’s not super picky. He’s just as happy to take you in his bed as he is to take you on the roof of a high-rise. He’s cocky and a bit of an exhibitionist, truth be told, so he doesn’t much care about getting caught.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

-Play with his wings, particularly near the base where they connect to his back. The small bit of skin between his wings is also incredibly sensitive.

If we’re being honest, it’s not the least bit difficult for you to seduce Hawks: you manage it without even trying a good amount of the time. That said, some foolproof methods are: making out, neck kisses, give him The Look (I’m sure you know what I mean).

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

-Hawks is kinda selfish and possessive so he’s not really willing to share you with anyone else. He’s also not too keen on hurting you aside from the normal impact play/biting.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

-Hawks is so God damn good at oral. Like really fucking good. And he knows it and will weaponize that shit. He loves giving and how you squirm and moan and pull his hair and grab his wings: he’d eat you every day if you’d let him. He loves receiving, too, but giving is really where his horny little heart is.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

-Hawks doesn’t really have a default pace: it all depends on the situation and he’s exceptionally good at reading the room, so to speak. The only time he really loses control is during rut when his animal brain takes over and he needs to have you until his body literally gives out.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

- Not his go-to, but he can definitely get down with it if it works best for the situation (and with how easily worked up he gets).

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

-Hawks is an open-minded dude, so he’s down to try a lot of shit at least once, especially if you’re really gunning for it.

I touched on this a little earlier, but he’s also not really bothered by the thought of someone catching him messing around with you. It would just be an opportunity to show off, in his mind.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

-Hawks can go for quite a few rounds (and don’t even think about when he’s in rut because HOO BOY THAT’S A WHOLE OTHER STORY). He’s the number 2 pro hero so you know his stamina’s top tier.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

-First off, I am firmly in the #peghawks2020 camp so you KNOW he’s gettin’ the strap on the reg.

Anyway, yeah, Hawks can get down with some toys. He actually likes to use his feathers as toys from time to time, too.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

-He likes to tease, but not too much. Frankly, he’s just kind of impatient and gets too worked up himself from the teasing. You’re cute when you’re flustered, though, and he wouldn’t give up that sight for the world.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

-Boy can get LOUD when he’s really in the zone. Moans, growls, whimpers, it’s all on the menu. He’s also prone to making pleased little chirping noises or warbles when you give him affection, complete with some wing twitches for good measure.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

-I have many but I guess I’ll just pick my favorite: Hawks loves to dance with you. Doesn’t matter what kind, he just can’t get enough of watching your body move and feeling you against him. He can also feel the vibrations of the music in his feathers and it can be very stimulating.

Dancing also plays into the bird thing as male birds often “dance” in an attempt to seduce a mate, and Hawks is no different. Sometimes when he’s dancing with you, his wings will flap and puff out like he’s peacocking for you.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

-Hawks has been training his body since he was a kid so he is in fantastic shape. He’s not super tall, but he’s slim while maintaining that good muscle definition. He’s stronger than he looks.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

-It’s HELLA high, y’all, mostly because he’s obsessed with you. But yeah, he’s almost always in the mood to fool around.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

-Hawks gets wiped out after sex and you often have to keep him from passing out right you finish. He just wants to snuggle up to you and doze off ‘cause he’s so happy and content and comfortable. Even if he’s in rut, he still needs to be holding you when he’s finally spent and ready for sleep.

#smut alphabet #abcs of smut #Boku no Hero Academia #Hawks #Keigo Takami #My Hero Acadamia #anime #manga #headcanon #Takami Keigo

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lovedovemonster · 3 years

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BYF

Do Not Interact:

-Normal DNI, discrimination of any kind (ex: racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ect) is NOT tolerated behavior on my blog.

-Adult selfshipping/shipping with minors

-If you are under sixteen

-Ship with real people

-Anti kin

-Erase canon identities

-Romanticize/Fetishize abusive/cheating relationships

Tags:

-The stillness of the world (ooc tag, posts unrelated to selfships and ocs) -Adventuring about (Reblogs of others’ posts and whatnot) -Fellow travelers (Mutuals/friends) -No voice to cry suffering (Vent/rant tag) -Of friends and fiends (tag for ocs of mine that aren’t my s/i) -Letters from beyond (Ask tag) -Smiling eyes and crooked fangs (Answering/In character as my self insert) Main f/o’s: -Thief King Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh! (Selfship tag: Twin footprints upon bloody sands) -Count Lucio from The Arcana (Selfship tag: Waltz of fools) -Sypha Belnades from Castlevania (Selfship tag: Of witches and devils)

-Notes:

-I am nonbinary and use they/them pronouns (although I've been considering it/its as secondary pronouns), and I prefer masculine titles! (Ex: dude, brother, king, father, ect) I am very much uncomfortable with feminine titles and she/her pronouns.

-Do not send me chainmail/tag games. You will be ignored and possibly blocked if it persists

-I tag all trigger warnings as ‘tw’ and other selfships and canon ships as ‘other ships’

-PLEASE do let me know if I miss any trigger warnings or if I need to tag something, and please tell me if I’ve posted anything that might cause distress or discomfort

-This blog isn’t spoiler free, and will be messy sometimes with posts having all caps and swearing as well as info dumping

-I will tag posts with sexual/genitalia jokes as NSFW, but won’t be posting any NSFW content here ! Anything suggestive will be tagged as ‘suggestive’ just to be safe.

-Please tag anything related to sexual violence, animal cruelty, domestic abuse, and heavy gore

-Posts that aren’t selfship or oc content can be blocked with ‘the stillness of the world’ tag or ‘ooc’ tag

-My inbox will be open, so feel free to gush about your selfships, f/so, and ocs! DMs however, are reserved for mutuals only

-On that last note, I prefer communication and interactions to be taken place in asks, tags, and reblogs, DM only if there is something serious happening

-I’m picky with who I follow, and will not always follow back

#will update if need be!#do not reblog #byf #dni

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smarmykemetic · 4 years

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I will be starting the discord chat in the Mourners of Outlaws discord (message me for the link) probably around 3:30pm The ritual will officially start at Saturday May 16th 4pm MST (time zone converter). The plan is as follows:

Start the voice chat, wait for the friend who requested the Catholic rite to join. Recite Catholic prayer to the best of my ability.

Make offering to Anubis, and pray to him as a psychopomp to watch over the ritual and make sure that all the souls who don’t want to go to the Duat are ferried to their appropriate afterlives.

As close to 4pm MST as possible, begin the ritual.

Personal prayer/adoration of the Outlaw Dead.

Music and singing.

Discussion of what spells I am willing to ask the OD for help with on your behalf (the ones that have consented/will consent to the job, that is) in exchange for a charitable donation to living Outlaws (especially to ones affected by the virus). I’m planning on researching a handful of charities to suggest, but I’ll accept donations to a charity of your choice as well.

Reversion of offerings and generally hanging out in the voice chat (for fun and so that I can relax and ground myself). Me and my irl friends are probably gonna play a drinking game afterward, and it would be really fun for yall to participate with that, since I bet we’ll all appreciate something goofy and fun after this.

This is going to be an emotionally intense event, as it is every time I do the full rite, especially since the whole point is for us to collectively mourn and, hopefully, begin to process the collective trauma of this awful shit we’re all going through right now. Especially since I know from experience I tend to get a little errmm carried away when doing magic or rituals, I want to warn anyone that this will very likely be triggering to some; I’m not entirely confident in my ability to stay calm once I get going with this. I am definitely going to cry like a baby like I always do can we get an f in the chat, and then I’m gonna get tipsy on the ritual alcohol, so as a perk to helping honor the beloved dead, you get to giggle at me acting drunk and foolish lol. (My bf and a friend of ours, both Norse pagans who don’t really use Tumblr, will also be listening in in person, and you’ll likely get a chance to chat with them too, in case that sweetens the pot for anyone.)

If you want to participate rather than just listen, you’ll need to set up a space to offer stuff to Set, and a separate space to offer to the OD. You don’t absolutely have to use icons for either of them, but consider using the sigils I made to represent different factions of the OD

You will also need: two candles, lighter, incense, water, two cups, something to give for an offering (one for Set, one for the Dead). The OD aren’t picky, but they love alcohol and music; most of the rites I do for them end up having more of a friendly gathering/party vibe, after the serious and/or magical stuff is done. I think it’s because part of the offering is the company and attention of the living, not just the offerings themselves; basically, after we let ourselves get really sad and angry on their behalf, I’m expecting them to pivot it to a more positive and camaraderie-focused vibe, as they usually do.

Finally, I want to encourage yall to not stress too much about getting all the details right in your own rituals, and to branch out to invite your own gods, or apply your own traditional methods for such a situation, if you so choose. I highly recommend at least making an offering to Set and asking him for protection before doing anything with the OD, since this whole thing is his project and that means he’s more liable to sufficiently supervise people trying to help him with it, but you can likely ask your patrons/trusted psychopomps to help you with it just as well.

(Ritual under the cut)

Approaching the Shrine:

Awake in peace, Lord of the Red Land, awake in peace.

I come to you, your servant, your son, I come to you.

Your beautiful scent, it calls me forward.

And upon you filling my nostrils

I, your servant, your son, I come to you.

I have made my way and I enter into your presence.

I am one of you.

Do not repulse me on the god’s path.

My feet are not impeded, I am not turned back from the god’s place.

I have looked upon you. I know you.

Your mighty Sha have enclosed me.

I have entered this place with ma’at in my heart

In order to honor each and every Akh in the Duat upon this day.

*Step forward, or open the shrine, depending on your setup*

I open your temple. I come to you.

Your warmth and beauty surrounds me as I enter. I am not repulsed.

Behold, I have come to you to offer Ma’at,

to make sound the Eye for its lord.

Presentation of Light:

The torch comes to your ka, O Set, Lord of the Oasis.

Here comes he who promises the night after the day;

Here comes the two sisters from Ra;

Here comes she who was manifested in Abdju.

For I have caused it to come to you.

Even the Eye of Horus comes to you

Because I have made it so.

*Light first wick*

Come to this Eye of Horus, Great Set.

Let its light renew your youth in peace.

*Light second wick*

Come to this Eye of Horus, O Numerous Akhu who reside in the Duat.

Come to this light and let it renew your youth in peace.

The Eye of Horus is your protection, O Weary One.

It spreads its protection over you; it defeats all of your adversaries.

Truly, your adversaries are fallen.

The Eye of Horus is your protection, O Akhu.

It spreads its protection over you; it defeats all of your adversaries.

Truly, your adversaries are fallen.

The Eye of Horus comes intact and shining

like Ra on the horizon.

The four torches go to your ka, O Set.

The four torches are your protection, O Lord of Ma’at

You are truly Enduring because of their protection.

It is Set who causes a torch to be bright for the potent Bas in the Duat.

May you make the living Ba of each and every Akh within your Domain

to be strong with their torch so that they will not be

repelled or turned back from the portals of the West.

Through your Rebellion and Strength,

Each and every akh in your Domain flourishes.

They are restored to their true shape and form

As sure as the sun crosses the sky every day.

Purification of offering space:

*Take up water bowl/pitcher*

O water, may you remove all evil,

I give you essential water, O Destroyer of the Damned One, a tide in your time.

I bring the flood waters to purify your sanctuary.

I bring you the flood waters to purify your temple

and your statue in your place.

*wet your finger and touch the four sides of your shrine, offering table or plate, etc.*

O Set, your altar is cleansed by the water;

Your altar is purified by the incense;

You are cleansed by Horus;

You are purified by Thoth.

Water invigorates your body;

It is I, your servant,

who comes to you in the palace where you reside.

Presentation of Libations:

These your cool waters, O Set

have come from your nephew, Horus.

I have come to you having gotten Horus’s eye,

So that your heart may become cool with it;

I have gotten it under your feet.

Accept the outflow that comes from you:

So that your heart will not become weary.

*Pour the water into first cup or bowl*

This water is the Eye of Horus,

take it to your countenance,

that it may brighten your face.

O Set, take this Eye of Horus

Which has been given to you by your son

So that you may live in Eternity

Glorious and pure.

*Pour the water into second cup or bowl*

O Glorious Spirits, take this Eye of Horus

It parts your mouth so that you may you taste its taste

Accept this Eye so that you may live in Eternity

Glorious and pure.

Presentation of Offerings:

Oh He Who Commands the Riot, stand up and sit down to a thousand of bread,

a thousand of beer, roast meat, your rib-meat from the slaughterhouse, “pulled” bread from the broadhall.

*place first offering*

As you are provided with a god’s-offering, these akhu are provided with bread.

You have come to your ba, Set, ba among the akhs,

in control of all that he sees, whom the Ennead tend in the Official’s Enclosure.

I have given you Horus’s eye, I have allotted it to you: may it endure for you with you.

*place second offering*

O Glorious Akhu, stand up and receive this your bread from me.

O Great Spirits, I will be an attendant for you.

O Enduring Akhu, accept Horus’s eye, your bread-loaf, and eat.

As everything is for those under your protection,

let everything be for the bodies of the Blessed Dead.

Grow aroused, you Great Akhu

Take this Eye of Horus and become uplifted.

In your place of Completeness you do not hunger. You have no thirst.

Your contentment is all you know in the land of the Duat.

Your heart becomes awash with joy

And your hearts fill with ma’at.

As you take in the Eye of Horus

You shall become as complete as every NTR:

your head as Horus of the Duat—an Imperishable Star;

your face as Eyes-Forward—an Imperishable Star;

your ears Atum’s twins—an Imperishable Star;

your eyes Atum’s twins—an Imperishable Star;

your nose as the Jackal—an Imperishable Star;

your teeth Sopdu—an Imperishable Star;

your arms Hapi and Duamutef—when you demand to go up to the sky, you go up;

your legs Imseti and Qebehsenuef—when you demand to go down to the undersky, you go down;

your limbs Atum’s twins—an Imperishable Star.

O Great Akhu, become clean through Horus’s Eye and

Make your bones firm.

O Great Akhu, become Whole through Horus’s Eye and

All of your obstructions will be removed through Set’s mighty Sha.

You will not perish, your ka will not perish

As Set lives, you shall live.

As you live, Set lives.

Sun and Thoth, take each and every akh with you,

that they may eat of what you eat of,

that they may drink of what you drink of,

that they may live on what you live on,

that they may sit where you sit,

that they may grow powerful from what you grow powerful from,

that they may sail in what you sail in.

The booth of each and every akh is plaited of reeds;

the flood of each and every akh is in the Marsh of Offerings;

their feasts are among you, gods;

the water of each and every akh is wine, like the Sun.

They will circumnavigate the sky like the Sun,

They shall course the sky like Thoth.

And both akhu and NTRW shall live in peace in the Duat.

Whole and Complete. A million times effective.

Reversion of offerings:

O He Who Makes the Sky Tremble, your enemies withdraw from you.

Heru has turned himself to his Eye in its name of Reversion-of-Offerings.

These your divine offerings revert;

They revert to your servant for life, stability, health and joy.

So that you may flourish for eternity.

#kemetic #outlaw dead #i really should've made this post before i started talking about doing it publicly adfjasdfasfn #i feel bad i left yall hanging for a few days while i got my shit together

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lisatelramor · 4 years

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Black Cat (or a White Elephant)

Every now and then I pull out a DCMK genderbend fic I started in 2012. Probably never going to finish or edit it to be honest. But. Because it took a sidestep and became an AU of an AU partway through (thus why it either needs compatibility editing i can’t be assed to do or made into 2 different things...) I had a few scenes that no longer fit. This is one of them, so the genderbending is kind of a side note. Also in this AU Kaito and Saguru started forming a sort of tentative friendship sooner than later.

***

Kaito poked the box with her toe. The creature in it growled and thumped around the plastic interior. Kaito pulled out her cell phone. It was answered on the second ring.

“Hello?”

“Did you mail me a kitten?” Coughing and sputtering came from the other end of the phone conversation.

“…What?”

“Did you mail me a kitten?” The cat in the box was quiet again. Too quiet.

“Why would you think I sent you a kitten?” Hakuba sounded like she swallowed a sip of tea wrong.

Kaito squatted down to the box’s label. “I just signed off on an air-mailed package from Europe. A package containing a cat.”

“And you thought I sent it?”

“Well…” Not really, no. She couldn’t see Hakuba sending anything other than the occasional letters from halfway across the world, and certainly not something like a cat. “It was kind of a stretch, but I don’t really know anyone…from…Europe. Huh.” Kaito peeked through the hole in the box. Black fur.

“I take it you figured out your mystery cat mailer?” Hakuba’s dry tone was something Kaito found herself missing. She could go without the superior attitude it often accompanied, but Hakuba could be a wonderful straight-man to Kaito’s goofiness if she’d play along.

“I think I might have an idea.” She did know one other person in Europe. And Chat Noir was probably the only person who would think to send Kaito a black cat.

“Does it have a name?”

“I don’t know. I haven’t opened the box yet.”

“Great, call it Schrodinger.”

Kaito snorted. “I’m not naming a cat Schrodinger. And I’m pretty certain the cat in there is alive since it was growling at me just a minute ago. Besides, that’s a mouthful.”

“Then shorten it to Schrodi. Or Ding.” It sounded like Hakuba was holding back laughter.

“Just a sec.” Kaito opened the cat crate. A black furred body shot out of the opening in a blur of fluffed fur and claws. It hid under the couch glaring at Kaito irritably. It probably blamed her for the nasty cross-continental trip. Taped inside the crate was a short letter. “Her name’s Estelle and she’s supposed to keep me company.”

“Does this person realize you have enough doves to supply wedding halls with complimentary flights across the chapel?”

“Probably not.” Hmm, a cat and doves. This wouldn’t turn out well would it? The cat growled from under the couch. “Well I can’t ship it back to Europe.”

“Keep it on a trial basis,” Hakuba advised. “If it gets into trouble, Aoshi seems like the type who would like a pet.”

“Good idea.” Kaito crumpled the note and went in search of something a cat could eat. She was pretty sure there was canned chicken in some cupboard. Honestly this could just as easily be a way of messing with her than Chat Noir sending a thoughtful gift. She would have appreciated some notice at least. “Cats eat chicken, right?”

“And fish.” Kaito flinched, almost dropping the can and her phone. The damn f-word. “I wish you luck as the new, proud owner of a cat.”

“I’ll let you know if it lasts the week.” She set the dish of canned chicken in the center of the living room and retreated to a chair on the opposite side of the room as the cat. “Thanks for not being the one sending me a cat.”

“I can safely say that I will never be the person air mailing you a cat, Kuroba.” Hakuba was surely smiling on the other end. “I should be able to visit Japan in the future. This is your fair warning.”

“I’m not KID,” Kaito said automatically. It was practically a scripted part of their conversations by now. “But it will be good to catch up. I’ll pass along the news to Aoshi.”

“Good. Maybe you’ll get to meet Watson.”

“Can you get a European sparrow-hawk through customs?”

“With the right papers you can get just about anything through customs.”

“True.” The cat stuck her head out from under the couch. Her ears flicked back and forth in Kaito’s direction in time with her voice. Paw-step by paw-step, she crept until she reached the bowl in the middle of the room. Her tail twitched. Kaito could see her preparing from a trap. “I’ll see you around, Hakuba.”

“Have a good morning, Kuroba.” The phone disconnected and Kaito closed her phone silently. The cat finally stooped to eat the chicken. It looked like this would be a long process to get it to trust her. Thankfully Kaito was a patient person when it came to animals. She’d just have to keep the doves far away from dangerous kitty claws. “Hey, Estelle,” Kaito murmured. Ears flicked forward, but she kept gulping down the chicken. “What is Chat Noir thinking sending you, kitty cat?” Estelle growled. It was going to be a very long process.

*o*o*o*o*

“Allô? C'est de la part de qui?”

“Ms. Jones?” Kaito purred in her best Kid voice. “Just calling to inform you that your gift might not live until her adult fur grows in.”

“Kaitou Kid,” Chat Noir said, sounding pleased. “So you received Estelle.”

“Yes.” Kaito glared at the cat currently trapped under a laundry basket. It was alternating between batting at a feather and glaring at her with big, yellow eyes. “I don’t think we’ve hit it off.”

Chat Noir laughed. “Cats are picky. Friendship is something that must be earned.”

“Well she isn’t really helping me like her.” Kaito shifted her phone to the other ear so that she could better soothe the dove on her forearm. Poor Karui was missing feathers from her tail and still shaking an hour after Kaito found her trying and failing to escape the cat. “She tried to eat my doves.”

“You keep birds?” There was a sigh from the other end. “No, no, of course you keep birds. You are self-proclaimed a magician-thief. You have kept them separate; you would not be so foolish as to let a cat into the roost, so to speak.”

“Of course, I’m not stupid.” Kaito skritched at Karui’s feathers along her head and neck like she enjoyed. The trembling became soft coos of contentment. “Accidents, however, happen and I can’t watch her all the time.” The cat in the basket chose that moment to meow loudly and authoritatively, like it could convince Kaito to let it out. She scowled at it. “The cat likes my neighbor for some reason. She climbs onto his shoulder and everything.”

“Does this neighbor like Estelle?”

“Terribly.” Estelle meowed again. Karui ruffled her feathers and shuffled higher along Kaito’s shoulder.

“Give her a bit more time. If she remains a nuisance, your neighbor would be a good home.” Chat Noir sounded amused. She probably was enjoying one-upping Kaito in some way even if it was in the form of a gift-turned-irritant.

“Fine. I wanted to be sure that there would be no hard feelings if this were the case.” Kaito transferred Karui to the perch she kept in her room for when she trained her doves. Karui scooted to her favorite place by the edge that was scored with hundreds of claw indentations from generations of doves. Kaito squatted to look at the cat. Surprisingly, Estelle didn’t hiss.

“None at all,” Chat Noir said. “She was sent with good intentions. I am glad to hear that you have companions of the human sort.” There was almost a question in her tone. Kaito frowned.

“He doesn’t know. I have friends who do, so please butt out.”

“Territorial, no?” Chat Noir was definitely laughing on her end of the phone. “Do I count among these friends, Petite Phantom?”

Kaito snorted and stuck out a hand for Estelle to sniff. The kitten sneezed. “Maybe. Maybe not.” She was still annoyed that Chat Noir knew where to send the package. Kaito would have to respond in kind… Although knowing her phone number probably was equally invasive for people who liked their private lives to remain private. “I’m willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.” Estelle licked Kaito’s fingers before biting her pinky with needle teeth. Kaito winced. Thankfully she couldn’t bite too hard since she was still a kitten.

“Then I wish you luck with this…male friend.” She was grinning and Kaito was going to send her something nasty. Maybe a package that spat blue dye onto everything the moment it was opened. Or combining it with a glitter bomb. She would find glitter in places for years.

“It’s not like that, and thanks anyway.” Estelle was licking her hand again, but she was keeping her teeth to herself. Aoshi was going to love his new kitten. Love. And Kaito would gladly send the cat-toys, litter, food, and water dishes with her. “A pleasant day to you.”

“And to you, Kuroba-chan.”

Kaito winced. “Please don’t.” Chat Noir laughed and Kaito hung up the phone. It was probably a waste of an international phone call. At least she knew that the cat hadn’t been sent just to harass her. She was sure there was a little bit of harassment involved though. Chat Noir seemed intent on fitting into some kind of older sister role. It was annoying. Kaito could take care of herself and she certainly didn’t want anyone meddling. But Chat Noir wasn’t too bad. Kaito had wanted someone for cross dressing tips after all. Estelle bit Kaito’s finger again. She glared at the innocent, wide yellow eyes.

“You. You are going to live with Aoshi.”

Estelle purred low in her throat, rubbing against Kaito and the laundry basket. There would be fur stuck to the plastic next time Kaito went to use it.

“Don’t play cute. You just want out so you can murder my pretty birdies.” She was too much of a softie if a bit of purring and rubbing earned her forgiveness. Estelle mewed and butted her head against Kaito’s fingers, rubbing her whole body along them. “That counts as bribery. You’re not winning any points.” The kitten made a churring sound deep in her throat. Kaito sighed. “Fine. But far from Karui. You almost scared her to death.”

She lifted off the basket and scooped the ball of fluff into her arms. Pinpricks of claws immediately dug into her chest and forearm. “Yeah, yeah. I know.” Kaito scratched the fuzzy triangular ears and the kitten purred even as she tried to eat a button on Kaito’s shirt. “I’m sure Aoshi will spoil you rotten.” The kitten went back to the living room where she was supposed to be and Kaito closed her door firmly with Karui safe inside. The dovecot was closed for the night as well and not even a particularly intrepid cat would get in or out of there tonight. She’d talk to Aoshi in the morning. He’d probably even hug her for it. That was one upshot of an unwanted cat. And Hakuba would laugh her head off when she told her… internally. Kaito couldn’t really see Hakuba laughing hard out loud for anything short of Kaitou Kid doing something both embarrassing and entrapping. And even then it would be smug. Actually, screw Hakuba. Kaito wasn’t telling her anything. Estelle, after a day of mischief, was finally asleep.

#magic kaito #genderbend au snippet #fanfiction #my writing #i'm posting this because i keep coming back to it #so maybe posting a bit of it will let me let go #my long wips haunt me ok #i like the idea of girl!kaito and ruby jones bonding over being female thieves

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crycsis-aa-blog · 4 years

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MOBILE RULES

rules are simple -- sorry they’re so long-winded! But they’re important.

I’m Tea! She/They 27 years old!

Because so little is known about Geten, their portrayal will be HEAVILY HEADCANON BASED. If you don’t like this, turn away now.

MY PORTRAYAL OF GETEN IS TRANS!! They are Non-binary, so please respect this! You may use he/him and they/them but they are still NON-BINARY.

If you steal my headcanons i’m coming for your kneecaps. Right now there really aren't many of this muse in the rpc, but it’s only a matter of time. I have spent a lot of time on this muse and working these headcanons into their story and developing them so please do not steal my headcanons. ;-;

If we aren’t Mutual’s, don’t like my starter calls, reblog open starters, or send ic asks. These are all reserved for mutuals only. Anons are encouraged so long as they’re not hateful.

I am selective. My muse comes and goes and this goes for threads too. I’m slow as fuck lmao. I’m also very slow at checking my followers, so if you’re a new follower and haven’t received a follow back it’ll probably take a while. But take note that I am not follow for follow.

I have a life outside of roleplay. I work full-time Monday - Friday, so i’m usually too tired to do much during the week. Weekends are my only time off, so I try to get around to doing things then --- but even then my activity can be spotty. PLEASE KEEP IN MIND that just because i’m writing on the dash doesn’t mean i’m always up for ooc interactions. I’m low energy a LOT, so socializing can be difficult for me. If I don’t reply, it doesn’t mean I HATE YOU or that i’m IGNORING you. I’m simply waiting to reply for when I have the energy and inspiration to.

No password. I don’t send in passwords.

Geten and I are both of age. However I will be HIGHLY SELECTIVE with shipping. Shipping may or may not occur at all, it really depends on how comfortable I am with you! I am not actively seeking to ship, but if something happens to form between our characters then i’ll take it. I WILL NOT BE DOING NSFW CONTENT OUTSIDE OF GORE AND DARK THEMES ON THIS BLOG.

Geten is a villain. They may not exactly see themself as that, and more along the lines of a vigilante trying to CHANGE society, but they certainly have villainous behavior. Do not expect them to be anything outside of their character. Bonds may develop with time, or with much consideration and ooc discussion! Keep in mind that because of the nature of Geten’s beliefs and their character I am HIGHLY selective when it comes to shipping! There 100% has to be chemistry.

If I see you vagueblogging or posting a lot of drama I will either hardblock or unfollow. don’t approach me about why I unfollowed, it’s usually for a good reason. Guilt tripping is a no go either. That’s not going to fly here. Period. If I see it on dash or in my DM’s you’ll be blocked.

Oc’s are cool. Multiverse and crossovers are cool. But if I don’t know how our characters could interact or I’m unfamiliar with your characters universe I likely won’t follow back.

If you are an OC, please have an about page I can easily find! If I cannot find an about page anywhere on your blog, I will not follow you back. It can be DIFFICULT for me to interact with OC’s due to bad past experiences. But the easiest way to interact with me is to TALK to me, and plot with me. I have an easier time writing with people I can talk to!

However, there are certain fandoms I will NOT interact with and for my own comfort please do not follow me or interact with my posts. You will be blocked.

Fandoms I won’t interact with:

Undertale.

JJBA.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

L4D.

Steven Universe.

FNAF.

Attack on Titan.

Killing Stalking.

Berserk.

Rick and Morty.

YouTubers/Real Life people.

Hazbin Hotel

No godmodding, infomodding. All that jaz. Respect me and I’ll respect you. Trim your posts. I’m pretty chill.

Don’t follow me if you age characters up for smut, write smut with underage characters or you actively write or support student x teacher or child x adult ships. That’s nasty. Don’t be nasty. Don’t interact with my posts either.

DO NOT FOLLOW ME if you are a Yandere stan/support the Yandere trope. I have BPD, therefore I will not tolerate it. It's a toxic stereotype often correlated with my disorder and it's incredibly damaging and overall problematic. On this note, I'm okay with Togas following me, but i'll be picky with which ones I follow back. If I see you romanticizing the Yandere trope/BPD/or anything else related to this topic you will be blocked.

On that note, do not follow me if you ship Twice and Toga. I don’t care if you age her up, I don’t care if it’s ‘The legal age of consent in Japan’ It’s not an excuse for pedophillia. This should go along with the aforementioned rule of shipping children and adults together, but I feel the need to state it again. If you see them as anything more than a brother/sister dynamic, BLOCK ME.

I will be very selective when following Endeavor blogs. This also goes for Mitsuki and Kotaro blogs. It’s for my own comfort.

If you ever notice im interacting with someone who does any of the above, or are problematic, etc. PLEASE LET ME KNOW PRIVATELY. I do my best to avoid blogs like this, but sometimes I miss them.I have some triggers!

Child abuse - do not interact with me with anything of this nature unless it’s VAGUE (if you’re unsure about something PLEASE ASK). Do not talk to me about anything of this nature ooc. Please.

Animal death/abuse

Creepypasta (mostly imagery like the horror faces/Jeff the killer type stuff. I’m okay with watching or reading it on my own time, but don’t bring it to me unexpectedly. Seeing it unexpectedly can mess with my anxiety)

FNAF

Alcohol (please tag any and all mentions)

Real life gore (mostly things like intestines and broken bones and deep wounds where the muscle is visible, etc. things of that nature.)

Religion and politics. Do not talk to me about these things unless it’s relevant to a PLOT or your character. Characters that are heavily influenced by religion or religious themes I likely will not follow.

I’ll add more when I can think of any but these are my major ones.

#mobile rules #mobile law #rules #law #guidelines

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spookyscullies · 6 years

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s o f t f l u f f : come steal away with me

rating: G

plot: Mulder and Scully take a few vacation days, coincidentally at the same time as each other. set before anyone is aware of their relationship, aka the Season of Secret Sex :) also, featuring feisty!scully. (but this is pure fluff, no smut lol)

“Wanna order in?” Mulder glanced up from the game board to catch Scully’s eyes, only to find her nose buried in cards. They lay on the floor of Mulder’s apartment across from each other, both propped up by their elbows.

“Chinese?” Scully replied, busy focusing on the splayed cards in her hand.

“Sounds good to me,” Mulder laid down a ‘Sorry’ card and switched his piece with Scully’s. “Outta the way, Scully.” Mulder smugly grinned.

“Mulder! I knew I shouldn’t have agreed to play Sorry with you when you said you were the best at this game.” Scully huffed, tossing her cards aside.

“Then why did you?” Mulder leaned over and pecked her cheek triumphantly, to which she rolled her eyes.

“I wanted to prove you wrong, obviously.” She admitted quietly with a smile. She sat up, folding her knees against her chest.

“Shocker.” Mulder scooted to her side and wrapped his arms around her, resting his head against hers.

“I bet I could beat you at Operation.” She beamed hopefully, her fingers clinging to his arms.

“Not fair, you’re a licensed doctor.” Mulder pointed out.

“That’s the point, Mulder.” Scully raised an eyebrow at him.

“You’re awfully feisty this evening, aren’t you?” Mulder laughed, getting up to dial to their favorite take-out restaurant.

“I play to win is all.” Scully challenged, following him over to his desk. Mulder unfolded the paper menu, and they scanned the items together. “What’re you getting?”

“Probably Kung Pao chicken,” Mulder pointed out the dish with his index finger. “Oh look, it comes with egg rolls.” Mulder shot a look at Scully.

“Oh God, I love egg rolls.” She practically moaned out.

“I know, silly.” He booped her nose with the corner of the fold-up menu. She chuckled softly, her eyes shining with amusement. The sound and sight of her was the best thing in the world, hands down. She was the best thing in the world to him. “So, what are you getting this time?”

“I don’t know, Mulder. I may just get the lo mein and have an egg roll or two.” Scully answered disinterestedly.

“That’s Patheticville, Scully. You’re letting this health craze get in your way. Remember that stack of ribs you ate in at that restaurant Clay’s Barbecue in Delta Glen a few years ago? What happened to that Scully? I’m looking for her to order take-out with.”

“Okay, first of all, Patheticville? You can do better than that. Second, I’m quite content with my health craze. It has non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicles.” Scully defended, unable to resist from running her fingers through her partner’s thick, dark hair.

“At least order sesame chicken. That way if you don’t eat it all, I can still have some left over for tomorrow.” Mulder insisted, picking up the phone and dialing the number.

“Fine.” Scully plopped onto the leather couch, flipping on the TV. Mulder read out their orders into the phone as she searched through the channels absent-mindedly.

It was about time they did something like this. She loved spending time just hanging around with Mulder without work to worry about. Would she trade their work for this? No, probably not. There were things she loved about working with Mulder, so she wouldn’t trade it away for domestic bliss. This was something she was looking forward to in the future, though. And more days like this in between cases, just having fun together. She was glad they finally took a few days to themselves to get away from the workplace, even though they didn’t actually leave town.

“Alright, it should be here in about forty-five minutes.” Mulder pulled Scully up to her feet, drawing her in close to him.

“What are we doing now?” She giggled as he placed his hand on her waist and clasped her hand in his other.

“Dancing.” He answered, beginning to sway them back and forth.

“To the TV?”

Mulder clicked his tongue. “So picky, Scully.” Mulder parted from her and pushed the ‘off’ button on the TV, filling the apartment with silence.

“Got any CDs?” Scully shuffled to his desk, searching through piles of magazines.

“No, unless you like Semisonic?” Mulder offered.

“You wanna dance to Semisonic?” Scully found the CD and popped the case open.

“S’all I got here. I hope you’re not suggesting that we dance to one of your classical music CDs.” Mulder shook his head.

“I’ll have you know that I listen to Chopin the most, and he’s from the Romantic era.” Scully informed, pulling the CD out and pushing it into the stereo.

“God, I love that you know that. Skip to track three.”

“Made to Last” began to stream through the speakers, and Mulder pulled her back to him, and they began to rock slowly, chests pressed together, hands holding tightly. They were silent as the song progressed. Scully could feel Mulder breathing; she relished in the comfort it provided her.

I hope you last a long, long time.

The song ended before they knew it, new songs fading in and out, but they remained in their embrace. It was enough to just be close to the other. After a while, a knock from the front door echoed through the apartment, tugging them away from their entrancement with each other back to reality.

“Food’s here.” Mulder murmured, grabbing his wallet from the coffee table.

The scent of the food filled the air, causing Scully’s stomach to growl in want. Her mouth watered as Mulder set the paper brown bag down on the coffee table and unpacked the carry-out boxes, handing two to Scully. They sat down on the couch together, cross-legged, facing each other.

“Chopsticks?” Scully swiped the utensils from the bottom of the bag and held a pair out to Mulder. He took them gingerly and opened his container.

“Wanna try my chicken?” Mulder questioned, his lips quirking up in a smile, plucking a piece with his chopsticks.

“Mm, sure.” Scully hummed. Mulder moved the chicken closer to her, pulling away when she tried to grab the chopsticks herself. “What am I, three?” She deadpanned, fighting off a grin.

“Humor me, Scully.” Mulder simpered. She considered for a few moments, then obliged. The spice spread over her tongue, the pleasant heat rippling through her mouth.

“That might be good enough to make me forget about non-fat tofutti rice dreamsicles,” Scully sidled up to Mulder, her back against his chest.

“I believe it.” Mulder agreed, placing a piece in his own mouth. They ate in satisfied silence for a few minutes.

“I wish this is how it could always be.” Mulder said after a while.

“It would be nice, not having to worry about aliens or the fate of humanity.” Scully concurred.

“Maybe we’ll get to that point one day.” Mulder kissed the top of her head and sighed.

“Maybe.” Scully whispered.

#msr fluff #msr fan fiction #msr fanfic #txf fan fiction #txf fanfic #scully and mulder #dana scully #fox mulder #scully #mulder #why did this take like forty years to write

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rightburningfist · 6 years

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Khaidu Tumet - LFC

I D E N T I F I C A T I O N

Full Name: Khaidu Tumet Alias: Khal Ura Pseudonym: The Right Burning Fist Nicknames: Khai, Kai Age: Twenty-Nine Cycles Nameday: 13th Sun of the 4th Astral Moon Birthplace: The Azim Steppe Guardian: Rhalgr, the Destroyer Residence: Obfuscated Manor - A manor deep in The Black Shroud.

R E F E R E N C E S

Motto: Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me. - Carol Burnett Theme Song: Face Claim: None.

S T A T S

Gender: Male Race: Xaela, Au Ra Height: 8'00" Weight: 180lbs Eyes: Ice Blue Hair: Silver/White Skin: Alabaster Build: Athletic, Toned Scars: A scar that covers most of his left eye, and missing scales on the left side of his face. Another large scar on the left side of his torso. Tattoos/Marks: None. At First Glance (+5)

Drunk: While he is a bit calmer and more open when he’s drunk, he does tend to aggravate those around him. His goading is more aggressive and enjoys a good bar fight now and then.

Cold: He isn’t afraid to be blunt, readily able to call anyone out on their faults or stupidity. He has little to no patience with headstrong individuals or the simple minded. However, If the headstrong individual happens to capture his interest he doesn’t mind them as much.

Alpha: From how he carries himself to the way he talks is with an air of superiority, unless he has great respect for another he will not take orders from them. He uses his persuasiveness to manipulate others into doing his bidding.

Knuckles: While he does fight for fun, it does tend to tear up and bruise his knuckles and this is mostly hidden by the gloves he wears on his hands. When he isn’t fighting and relaxing he does sometimes find his hands shaking, numb, or just plain cold.

Smug: Confident of his appearance, superiority, and ability, he is a difficult person to be around. Which works in his favor as he enjoys most of the time spending his free time alone either exercising or practicing.

Well-Toned Physique: He is very dedicated to staying in shape, while he is strong his body shows his muscle definition and is not one for becoming grossly bulky. He tends to put this on display opting for not wearing a shirt, or wearing an open chest coat instead.

F A C T S

Occupation: Pit Fighter, Nomad, Brother, Provoker, Specialties: Fistfighter, Jockey, Hands-on, Jousting, Axemanship, Hunting & Gathering Skills: Blacksmith, Armorer, Training & Exercise, Swordsmanship, Axemanship,

P R O F I C I E N C Y

Education: Self-Taught, Father, Fellow Tribesmen, Books Favored Weapon(s): Fists Secondary Weapon(s): Hora, Lance, Axe, Sword Magic Abilities: N/A Magic Strengths: N/A

R E L A T I O N S

Sexual Preference: Bisexual Romantic Identification: Demiromantic Relationship Status: Single Sweet On: Xorxoi, Odval Alignment: Chaotic Good

R E L A T I O N S H I P S

Spouse: n/a Maternal: Siban Ura (Protected, Respected) Parental: Silugukhan Tumet (Mentor) Siblings:

Xorxoi Tumet ( 2nd Born, Sister, Protected, Respected) Khulan Tumet ( 3rd Born, Brother, Valuable) Odval Tumet ( 4th Born, Sister, Protected) Osal Tumet (5th Born, Brother)

Mentor: Silugukhan Tumet, Other Various Associates:

Sannom ( Unofficial Landlord, Drinking Partner, Possible One-Night stand)

Allies: Ishgard, Immortal Flames, Adventurer’s Guild, Enemies: Non-Allied Tribes, Goaded individuals,

M E N T A L I T Y

Social Level: Nomad, Introvert, Cold, Optimistic View(s): That he will make amends with his tribe and allow his sister Xorxoi to come and go as she pleases ending at least her exile. Pessimistic View(s): Being alone is better than being surrounded by sheep, he’s very reluctant to find others to get along with and chooses to surround himself with questionable individuals. One Positive Personality Trait: He is a very talented smooth talker, and has not only talked himself out of terrible situations but also can convince others to do anything. One Negative Personality Trait: When faced with a challenge he tends to become very aggressive. As a fighter his aggression can cause him to get dangerously physical with his opponent. One Personality Warning: He puts his loved ones and the others he cares deeply for them putting their needs and desires above his own, and he would go so far as to die for them if their survival depended on it. Random Quirk: He’s very nit-picky. Hobbies: Personal fitness, Reading, Horseback riding, Meditation, Being an ass, Goading Addictions: Personal fitness, when sober he is usually found doing multiple exercises keeping him in shape. Habits: Erect walking, Arms crossed or resting on his hips, Sitting with his hands behind his head, Pinching the bridge of his nose Pleasures: Reading, Drinking, Fighting, Love-making, domineering-sex, Goading

Appreciates (List 5+)

Obscene amounts of Liquor Books Spicy Foods Women Men Fighting Gil/Gold Challenges Raen Sweets

Dislikes (List 5+)

Unpredictable Losing Mages Lalafell Undeserved Authority Superiority

Strengths (List 5+)

Loyalty Intellect Knowledge Physical Strength & Ability Patience Enthusiastic

Weaknesses (List 5+)

Compassion Love Has trouble operating with others. Perfection Domineering

Fears (List 5+)

Being imprisoned. Destroying the fragile relationship that he has with his only family left. Becoming permanently incapacitated. Being forced to submit to another. Finding things out about his siblings he never wanted to know.

F A V O R I T E S

Favorite Food(s):

Priestly Omelette, Spicy Foods, Sweets

Favorite Drink(s):

Ale, Whiskey, Tea, Coffee

Favorite Scent(s):

Outdoors,

Favorite Colors:

Wine Red, Violet, Gold

T R I V I A

- None currently.

R P H O O K S

One-Night Stands - Khaidu always seems to find himself after a long night (or week long binge) of drinking in either his own or another’s bed. This happens more frequently than one would think. Why? You’d have to talk to him to find out.

Bars and Brothels - He is a frequent customer of these type of establishments, enjoying not only the shows that but also the people that come to them.

Fighting & Training - He finds himself constantly getting into fights as he loves to provoke and offend others to get a reaction from them. He does fight in both official and unofficial fighting rings. He will train with others who are looking to spar, challenging them to a contest of strengths.

O O C

Server:

Mateus

Timezone:

(UTC -08:00) Pacific Time

Availability:

Mondays & Tuesdays : All - Day (Unless I am doing something with the SO) Wednesdays & Thursdays : Mornings and Late Evenings Friday - Sunday: Nights mostly as I work at ODD times on weekends, and sometimes just pop into the game to check retainers.

You can however during my work week message me on Discord / Google Docs if I’m not in-game.

Mun: Female Experience: I recently got back into roleplaying June of 2017, so I’m a bit rusty. I did, however, RP a lot up to 2008/ 09 over the programs available at the time (skype/ email/messenger). Will roleplay in-game or on Tumblr when possible, but I am open to other forms of communication. I will attempt to match in complexity, length, and format to the best of my abilities. The more time I’m usually provided on my posts I can dish out some decently sized posts, but when on my phone I am usually posting about 1-3 lines.

Type of RP: Any/All, Mature, and R-Rated. Long-Term Short-Term story-lines or One-Shot scenes. Enjoys interactions that are with Canon or OCs. Looking for: Friends, Associates, Connections, and Rivals, individuals who have goals or are really good motivators.

Will Do: Mature content and themes (violence, sexuality, drug/alcohol use) so long as they are logical in a plot-driven encounter. Coarse and Excessive language. Temporary injury or incapacitation, temporary imprisonment, and most walk up encounters.

Ask First: long-term/permanent injury or disfigurement, long-term captivity or imprisonment.

Won’t Do: Non-consensual scenes, and permanent character death. Mary Sues, Scenes with characters below the age of 18.

C O N T A C T I N F O R M A T I O N

In-Game - Khaidu Tumet

Discord - minaTiA #4774

Tumblr - rightburningfist / carbuncle-egi (main)

#Looking for Contacts #Khaidu Tumet #Mateus #FFXIV MATEUS #FFXIV RP

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plimchi · 6 years

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rules/byf

This is a sideblog, My main is @kyuji, so likes and follows will come from that account! I'm generally a very open and friendly person, I guess? But there are some rules that may seem harsh to some. Also, yeah I'm picky, I'm so sorry.

Age.

I am 21+. I may post nsfw content every now and then and even though I will of course always try to tag it, I can not guarantee you might come across anything you wouldn't want to see. Generally I am uncomfortable being followed by and following minors. I don't want to me mean but that's how it is.

If you are:

under 14 - don't follow me. if I notice you following me, I will block you.

14-16 - I will most likely not follow you. I would prefer you to not follow me either.

16-18 - depending on how mature you seem to me, I might follow you and you following me is okay.

18+ - it is absolutely okay for you to follow me.

Doubles.

I will probably not follow you if you selfship with

Jesse McCree

Gladiolus Amicitia

Ardyn Izunia

Enji Todoroki

-- of course you can follow me still if sharing f/os is not a big deal for you, but sadly it is to me. I might try and follow you if you tag your selfship of that certain f/o so I can blacklist it! Otherwise - please don't be angry at me for not following back, I get uncomfortable and jealous and I don't want to start hating you just because you have good taste!

Sideblogs.

I will not follow you back if your blog doesn't somehow make it obvious it is about your selfships. If your selfship blog is a sideblog, please message me or link it somewhere on your main! Also I will not follow if your age and f/os are nowhere to be found, as I can not know if you are underage or if we share f/os.

Character hate.

I am aware that some of my f/os are not very liked by their fandom and I understand why. Do not try and shame me for selfshipping with them. Do not try and tell me I'm blind for the things they did or have bad taste. I kind of vented about this in a post some time ago, you can like a character while knowing they have made mistakes and not agreeing on their views.

You can of course just blacklist hte characters tags if you hate them so much, or not follow me at all. If I see you post hate about any of my characters, I will unfollow you.

Be nice.

Generally, if I ever see you posting or sharing hate about any kind of selfship ever, I will block you. This includes the recent age discourse. I myself do not ship with any minor character but I absolutely support people doing so through aging the character up. Aging a character up does not make you a pedophile. You can not convince me otherwise. The selfship community is supposed to be a safe-haven for people who are in love with fictional characters and get harrassed for it anywhere else. I will not support bullying in any way.

Tagging.

I am not oblidged to go through every of my followers blog to search for their blacklist - especially if we are not even mutuals. So do not send hate if I posted something you want to have tagged. Of course I will tag anything for you if you are nice and send me a message about it! Atm I try to always tag the fandoms I post, blood, gore, spiders and nsfw. If I ever forget to tag something, tell me.

Fandoms.

I might not follow you if you are literally into none of the fandoms I am in. Selfshipping is great and I love to spread and see positivity about it and general warmth inside the community and I support literally every selfship - but at the same time I don't want to have my dash filling with content and fandoms I don't care about at all.

Fandoms I'm absolutely not interested in/feel uncomfortable with are: Rick and Morty, Homestuck & Hiveswap, Voltron, Hetalia, Transformers, MLP, Steven Universe, Cuphead.

If you like and have f/os of any of these shows/games, it's absolutely fine!! I don't dislike you for it, of course. But I would be extremely grateful if you tagged these accordingly.

Art.

Unless stated otherwise, all art I post is drawn by me. Do not steal/repost any of my art, do not claim my original and self insert characters as yours.

If you are interested in commissioning me, please check out the information on my art blog @ichipichi-art, preferably message me via my art blog as well, thank you.

last updated: 03.07.2018

#✍#mobile links

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mothermourned-blog · 6 years

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Rules

I. GENERAL Follow some standard roleplaying etiquette - Don’t godmod, don’t force ship, don’t kill off my character unless we’ve talked about it. I get that some godmodding is straightforwardly necessary - if our muses are at dinner and your muse asks mine to pass the salt, it’s safe to assume that they will unless we talked about something else happening. Please don’t vague-blog about me, if something happened, just let me know, we can settle stuff maturely.

II. CONTENT Basically all of my canon verse content is my own, I’ve spent a long time creating it and I take a lot of pride in it. Don’t steal it, basically. You’re creative, you’re talented, and you can build the skill to make your own stuff!! If you ever wanna talk about world building or making stuff like this - go ahead and drop me a line, I’d be more than happy to tell you my tricks of the trade, just don’t take my shit, especially not without my permission.

III. FOLLOWING I’m a selective blog, so I’ll be pretty picky about who I follow back. This isn’t to be mean, I just don’t want everyone’s stuff clogging up my dash. If you post a whole lot of discourse or hate, I probably won’t follow you back. I’m here to have fun, fam.

IV. INTERACTION I can be kinda picky about who I interact with. With that said, I AM NOT A MUTUALS ONLY BLOG. Please don’t be intimidated by me!!! You gotta become my mutual somehow, right? I’m not here to make anyone feel bad or unwelcome. Send in a meme, respond to an open if it says non-mutuals should go for it (which it usually will), hop into my IM’s to say you wanna plot!!! I’m a friendly mun, I’m not here to make anyone feel any brand of upset.

V. RESPONSE TIME AND DROPPING THREADS O o f, I’m a student full-time. I got so much work on my head, plus my mood can be really all-over-the-place. What I’m trying to get at is that sometimes my replies can take awhile, sometimes they won’t take long at all - it’s not anything against you, it’s more about my mood. I’ll drop threads sometimes, but I’ll try to let you know when I do. Please extend the same courtesy to me. I’ll usually give a reason, but you have NO obligation to, you do you, honey, I get it!

VI. STYLE Lit and multi-para are my personal favorites to write with, but I’m willing to do really anything! One-liners, shorter replies, longer replies, etc. I play to your tune. Getting this out of the way here: You don’t need to try to match my length! I write a lot, and I always prefer quality over quantity. If there’s anything wrong with my reply at any point (I get a detail about the character wrong, I mess up pronouns, etc.) just let me know, I’ll be sure to fix it. I don’t mind if your English isn’t great, especially if it’s not your first language, as long as I get what you’re trying to say, we’ll be fine.

VII. NO-GOES I’m under 18, asexual, and frankly SUPER uncomfy with writing smut. The build up to all of that is fine, so long as you’re comfortable. I’m fine with our muses having sex, it’s just not something I’m willing to write. The curtain will fall, we’ll give ‘em some privacy. Gore is fine, violence is fine, and angst is WELCOME.

VIII. TAGS All Elif’s tags begin with the symbol ✵. All Evren’s tags begin with the symbol ❃. All the OOC tags/tags that apply to both of them begin with the symbol ❂. If we’ve been interacting enough, you’ll eventually get a special tag, and if we’ve been shipping long enough, you’ll get a ship tag! Btw, I talk a LOT in the tags, so they’ll be kinda random and long, but they’ll give you some insight into what I’m thinking/feeling about whatever it is I’m doing.

IX. TRIGGERS Due to the nature of Elif and Evren’s backstories, there WILL be triggering themes on this blog. I don’t want to hurt anyone, so if there are any triggers you want tagged, please let me know! I, personally, don’t have any triggers, so you don’t really have to warn me about anything.

X. THE MUN Hi! My name’s Nemo, I go by they/them pronouns, and I’m really out here just trying my best.

#rules

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