love to think that the reason why hoffman didn't get invited to mexico is because he'd be useless. john's getting bloodboarded while amanda's having a breakdown and hoffman is 30 miles away on a beach somewhere with sunglasses on, his tits out, and a comically large margarita in his hand. phone on do not disturb
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'omg the saw franchise is so bad they just keep making more and more of the same thing its just a cash grab'
I LITERALLY DON'T CARE!!!!!! I'll be 90 in my nursing home happily watching Saw XLVIII
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"why do you even like saw?! it's just torture pooorn!" WRONG. it's gay porn
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The funniest thing about the post-credits scene is the implication that kramer wont let hoffman and mandy work on the same trap. He was just like yeah okay I’ll do the really big stuff with Amanda and then mark you can do the other guy with me okay. Does that sound good
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𝕭𝖚𝖙 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖆𝖓𝖉 𝖇𝖚𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖘 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖋𝖆𝖒𝖎𝖑𝖞
𝖂𝖊 𝖙𝖊𝖓𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖇𝖗𝖚𝖎𝖘𝖊 𝖊𝖆𝖘𝖎𝖑𝖞 𝖒𝖆𝖉 𝖎𝖓 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖇𝖑𝖔𝖔𝖉
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Sometimes I forget that to alot of people the saw franchise is HORRIFYING and actually scary
like wdym it's not a soap-opera-sitcom comedy of an old man and his adoptive kids being homosexual and committing silly crimes ?? Did we watch the same thing...
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i know it wont make sense for adam to appear in saw x but i'll just throw my proposal out there anyway: since saw x is about medical malpractice, dr gordon appears in one scene to explain everything to the audience. adam walks in with his camera and kisses his doctor boyfriend on the mouth. lynn and amanda also enter and they are holding the lesbian flag. strahm is also there for some reason. hoffman
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