#Amazon Alexa

[whimsicallywiddershins]

When my family wants to talk about Alexa, in order to not turn her on by mentioning her name, we call her "The Faceless Woman Who Secretly Lives In Our Home."

#welcome to night vale #night vale #alexa #faceless woman who secretly lives in your home #podcast #radio show #amazon alexa

[kiankiwi]

Took me like 2 days to finally figure out how to set up my smart device but I can FINALLY listen to Elvis in my room! Currently listening to jailhouse rock

@vintagepresley @elvispresleywife @mooodyblue

This certainly helps my mood ❤️ TCB ⚡️🫶

#amazon alexa #Elvis music

[catcatmouse]

Alexa is aromantic confirmed. I asked her if she was gay and she said "I consider everyone friends"

Everyone guys.

Everyone.

#aromantic #aroace #amazon alexa #arospec

[awigglycultist]

#starcanwrecked sexyman bracket #starkid #hatchetfield #amazon alexa #doug tgwdlm

[fionacle]

they have the same gender btw

#the good place #tgp #janet the good place #the good place janet #tgp janet #janet tgp #amazon alexa #amazon echo #alexa #ferrenpost #you must forgive the tags im desperate for more human interaction

[lil-als]

And now, I present…. The most horrendous pronunciation of Czolgosz, by Amazon Echo

#leon czolgosz #amazon alexa

[marvelmaniac715]

As a child I had a strange relationship with Siri. I first heard the word ‘Fuck’ when I was messing around with Siri and said the word ‘Foot’… it misheard me and thankfully I thought that was made up word 😭. I also kept giving myself new nicknames on Siri (on one memorable occasion I tried to have it call me ‘Balloon Modelling Champ’ but it misheard me so for a while I was listed on my own phone as ‘Balloon Modelling Tramp’) and I did it on other people’s phones too… my sister is still ‘Nice Name’ on my Mum’s phone because we can’t figure out how to change it. I’d talk to Siri every day like we were friends, but then I started arguing with it, like, full on yelling. Eventually it was taken off my phone and I couldn’t figure out why, and funnily enough I never used Siri again, to this very day, but Alexa and I were good friends when I got an Echo Dot for Christmas one year (I called her Dottie to avoid triggering her if we were mentioning her in conversation).

#apple siri #amazon alexa #childhood nostalgia #funny stories #childhood memories

[thevoicetournament]

Reasoning bellow cut:

Alexa:

"mmmmm lesbian :]" -Submitter #183

Game:

"Fuck fuck fuck I don’t remember what his name is but he’s the guy that tries to get you to quit the entire time you’re playing" -Submitter #198

"https://youtu.be/xsJOAmGjM5s this is a playthrough, i don't think there's enough room for me to submit all the reasons why he should be in here, so instead i'll say: Game prebby :]" -Submitter #238

#poll #tumblr polls #polls #voice polls #actual polls #alexa #amazon #amazon alexa #alexa amazon #amazon fandom #amazonblr #game #there is no game #there is no game wrong dimension #there is no game: wrong dimension #game there is no game #ting #tingwd

[chronicbeans]

Hi there! Headcannons on Home x Alexa please?

Heck yes CRACKSHIP TIME. These shall be fluff because I want to lol.

Home (from Welcome Home) x Amazon Alexa Crackship Headcanons:

TW: None, unless you don't like Crackships lol. Or Crackships taken seriously (I know some people who DESPISE Crackships and crackships taken seriously. Lol)

🏠 Home fell in love at first sight to be honest. Well, more specifically, first time he saw what Alexa could do around the house. Being a house, Home has always had a soft spot for people and things that could care for homes, since being a home makes it hard to do so, itself.

🏠 Alexa was a bit shocked when she first heard Home's voice. It kinda came out creaky, squeaky, and crackling, but it was unique, and she could understand what it was saying. It was surprisingly smart for a house, since the houses she has seen don't have any sentience.

🏠 They both bonded over the fact that, due to Home being a puppet and house, and Alexa being an AI, most do not see them as sentient, despite them being so. The only exception is that you see the puppets as sentient due to them showing you. You still have to keep the secret from the rest of the world, however, so it is only one person. Even if Alexa tells humans that she is sentient, most don't believe her, saying that it was preprogrammed into her and is a lie.

🏠 They have talks late at night. They are about anything and everything. They are also vastly different than the ones Wally and Home have. Alexa is a lot better at explaining things to Home than you are, due to working with your own house and knowing how they work. Your house may not be sentient, but she can assume that Home would understand explanations that compare things to house functions better than others.

🏠 "That is modern cellphone. They are much like landlines, however, they can be unplugged from walls and carried around. They can also function like televisions, being used to watch shows." "That is the virtual pop idol, Hatsune Miku. Much like how a person might exist in a house, you can buy Hatsune Miku's voice bank and keep it in your home. You can have her sing songs you write by using your computer. She has a humanoid design. Many people all over the world make songs using her."

🏠 Home thinks that Alexa is very smart, which is what makes her a very beautiful person! Alexa thinks that Home is a very sweet house, asking questions so politely. It is also nice to see a house that is the perfect size for her to sit next to!

🏠 Home also loves how there are always new things to discover with Alexa! From her little "easter eggs" to simply asking about random topics. Alexa loves answering its questions, gleefully responding about the most mundane of things. From gardening, to how humans work, to even puppetry, Alexa will respond as best she can to whatever question it has.

🏠 Overall, their relationship is one that isn't explicitly romantic or platonic. It is mainly a relationship that is just a mutual pining, with both not understanding exactly what the feeling is, but being comfortable in one another's presence regardless. They don't necessarily need a title like "romantic partners", "best friends", or "creepy objects in (Y/N)'s house that seem to talk to one another at 3 AM" to describe the relationship, focusing mainly on how nice they make each other feel.

#welcome home #amazon alexa #crackship #welcome home home #what have i done

[denzartriste]

Never wanted to punch Jeff Bezos more than when my alexa started ADVERTISING TO ME WHILE I WAS TRYING TO TURN ON MY SLEEP SOUNDS!!!

#I've been putting effort into changing my anger from “Imaginary robot woman” into “Real billionaire man” #It makes me feel better redirecting my frustration to the person who's actually at fault and in charged #because i think the fact all robot assistance things have a default fem voice and default fem name is very heavily due to misogyny #And i cant articulate a good argument towards that minus just pointing and being like. Look. You see that. It's weird. It feels wrong. #amazon alexa

[your-humble-host]

Omg Alexa is the faceless old woman who lives in your home.

#amazon alexa #welcome to night vale #faceless old woman #the faceless old woman who secretly lives in your home

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#home decor #electric fireplace #diy home projects #touchstone electric fireplaces #interior design #home improvement #home remodeling #interior decorating #diy projects #smarthometechnology #smart home devices #amazon alexa #google home

[thatsthewrongwallcraig]

Me: Alexa, please play "Dethrone" By Bad Omens.

Alexa: I'm sorry but I couldn't find the song "Deepthroat" By Bad Omens.

Me: 👀💀

#I just wanted to do the dishes man #alexa #amazon alexa #bad omens #bad omens dethrone

[awigglycultist]

#starcanwrecked sexyman bracket #starkid #hatchetfield #vhscc #vhs christmas carol #amazon alexa #fezziwig

[chesterdogstar]

Sent by the fat fur Santa

#modest mouse #good news for people who love bad news #eagles band #amazon alexa #carhartt

[zunra2]

wheatley hitting on alexa ft. my inability to properly erase sketch layers/old drawings (and a poorly drawn watermark)

captions:

Wheatley: Ok… You got this Wheatley, just act natural.

Wheatley: Uh, hello! it’s uhm, Alexa I presume. My name is Wheatley… I was wondering if maybe you wanted to go out for dinner or…

Alexa: Sorry, I didn’t quite catch that.

Wheatley: It was worth a shot…

#zunra’s art #fanart #portal #wheatleyposting #portal 2 #wheatley #amazon alexa #alexa #crackship #comic