I was kidnapped by the Amish, tied up and left to die. While I was hanging there, a tall man made entirely of straw stomped up, looked me dead in the eyes, pointed to itself and said “This is Mr. Dead Man.” I woke up in a cold sweat.
Is there a reason the Amish don’t do mustaches, just chin beards? Or is that a stereotype.
I'm not Amish, but I think it's because they are allowed to shave their mustaches but not their beards. And if you've ever had the opportunity to grow your own stache it's actually very annoying to get food stuck in it.
EDIT: Apparently what I said is wrong. Still don't know the correct answer.
one thing abt me is that i think i couldve been born in any time period and any culture on earth and i still wouldve figured out i was trans somehow. if i was amish i’d be posted up doing needlepointing with the other women saying shit like does anyone else want to look like brother jedediah sometimes or is that just me
i learned that there is an Amish computer. It doesn't have internet access, video, or music. It's marketed towards Amish farmers who need help managing increasingly complex operations (x)
GUYS HUGE TWIST IN THE SARAH JOY DEBACLE‼️ SHE'S NOT AMISH, SHE'S A GODDAMN FUNDIE
this girl has more receipts but I'm just on the floor, I know most of y'all don't know this girl and aren't as invested as me lol but I literally talked to her about Amish shit‼️ she's told stories on her account about her Amish childhood but she was actually a just homeschooled fundie wannabe IM LOSIN IT
this girl even shows her parents so these are not just rumspringa pics or something, Sarah made a fake Amish persona and lied to thousands of people about her upbringing and abuse by the Amish church and we bought it hook line and sinker omg. because there are users who identify as "plain" anabaptist who use social media so like yea is sort of weird she uses social media, but not unheard of at all, but looking back I'm like oh my god there were so many signs........
Anyway crisis averted, she probably just got caught pretending to be an Amish woman by someone she knew so she made up this whole dramatic back story as to why she was leaving, and made tens of thousands of people worry about her safety........I can't 😭😭 this video is only an hour old so not many ppl have seen it yet, she's going to get ripped apart
This has nothing to do with safety and everything to do with obedience. Miller's Farm is healthier and more humane than anything than USDA does, but it is for that exact reason he is now an enemy of the state.
Why is there so little 'Mulder protects/ saves Scully'-fanfiction, much less good ones!? I'm so tired of seeing pages upon pages of senseless smut-stories, I don't wanna read them! Why is there not pages upon pages of cool alternative episode stories or missing scenes!?!?? Why is the focus constantly on the snogging and the making out, this is exceedingly boring 90% of the time.
I can't understand why there aren't more people feeling the need to read something good about episodes like "The List" or "Detour" or "Gender Bender"??? There is so much space and potential to fill some missing scenes or take an interesting and different road plot-wise and explore that. I can't imagine I'm the only one who would love to read things like these. At least there are some nice Amish-Xfiles-fanfictions out there, that I personally like.
I was coming home from a sleepover party when I got lost and wandered into an Amish high school. I kept trying to leave but no one would tell me where the exit was. Eventually I escaped via fire exit door and fell face first into a cornfield.