#And he keeps trying to stab her.

[coffeebanana]

I know the fandom's very excited about feligami right now but actually I think everyone's sleeping on the comedic potential of post-feligami breakup adrigaminette

#like imagine felix being invited over for dinner #and things between felix and kagami ended badly so like #kagami wants to stab him with her fencing saber (i mean. just a little. it's not like it's deadly) #marinette's never liked felix to begin with and now he's screwed over one of her partners? #so at some point she 'accidentally' spills wine all over his shirt. (oh no. how tragic) #adrien's trying to keep the peace but he doesn't really want felix there either #i might need to write this KJBFDKGJ #miraculous ladybug #adrigaminette #ml emotion #ml pretension #<- not really a spoiler but the fact that the fandom is excited about feligami is a spoiler so ksdjfbbkdj to be safe

[blaiddraws]

Whumptober day 11: Sloppy Bandages

a scarf works in a pinch.

anyway. ALSO a continuation of this. what do you do when your weird dad-figure is impaled and you're the only one in sight.

(he's trying so so hard to be as calm as he can for her, calmly and coherently talk her through what she needs to do, but he very much is not doing great! got impaled through his side! he is. losing blood! it hurts and he's really woozy but he's trying so hard to be calm and keep that out of his voice as much as possible.)

#whumptober2022 #no.11 #sloppy bandages #impalement #blood #submas au #gunsmoke au #injury #pokemon #submas #nobori the eclipse #nobori #ingo #dawn #dad ingo #FUN FACT! he'd put his hand on her cheek at first. that's why there is blood on her: face. #ALSO FOR THE RECORD. THE THING THAT STABBED HIM HAS NOT BEEN REMOVED THAT IS IMPROPER MEDICAL PROCEDURE #he is just trying to keep things as calm as possible for actual medical help to arrive #because dawn really doesn't know what to do at all

[adelaidedrubman]

officially coming out as a john vasectomy truther. he snipped them thangs

#he thinks the world is a wretched place innocent lives shouldn’t be made to suffer but he can’t keep it in his pants. #he blackmailed a doctor to snippy snip him at age 22. when he said he needs to Cut Something Up he meant the vans deferns. #‘‘but liz in hl&s you validated the rye pregnancy rumor’’ #yeah he already knew his ass was lying because he (spoiler alert) also only ever got spitroasted with them #‘‘but liz you give him a bio kid’’ #yeah he has to travel hundreds of miles through a nuclear wasteland to find someone capable and willing to reverse his vasectomy #AFTER jestiny stabs the birth control out her arm the second they have the ‘‘let’s try for a pregnancy’’ discussion #then has to find someone to reverse it back when she hates being pregnant and says never again (easier quest)

[lux-scriptum]

Ari: so I’m your prisoner

Hroarr, horrified: no!

Ari: so i can leave?

Hroarr: …no

#shitposting #aryleigh #hroarr #in his defense #he uh does have a moral and political obligation to try to keep her from murdering any more dragons #and its easier to do so when shes not running around threatening to stab more dragons and riling up the religious fanatics

[sa-bo]

Genuinely need a break from this arc real quick why does One Piece delve so deep into the ethics of war this arc, like holy shit I'm gonna fucking die

#so much emotional shit been happening during the marineford arc im gonna come out of this feeling like a jaded war soldier #seeing coby having a downright full-on panic attack while bodies fall to the ground around him?? isnt this kid like 15-17 #and literally any scene where some shit happens to luffy is absolutely mortifying in nature ever since drum island #one piece sets itself up like ''lol look at these pirate friends getting into hijinks and saving each other and conquering the world!'' #but then shit gets crazy every time #i can no longer in good conscience recommend this without warning people abt how scary it gets sometimes #i feel like the first taste comes during arlong park where we see nami repeatedly stabbing herself #then with us seeing zoro's wound stapled shut and bleeding like a motherfucker as he still tries to fight #because they couldn't get professional medical help even if they probably saw his fucking guts and ribcage #but shit just keeps getting more terrifying every arc #alabasta? civil war. we see the princess of her country screaming her lungs out in vain for her people to stop fighting #sky island? mass genocide. for funsies. by a man so hopped up on delusions and apathy he thinks it's funny #water 7? we see the downfall of ohara and robin trying to Fucking Commit Suicide because she finally found ppl who like her #thriller bark--THRILLER BARK SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. #seeing brook's crew sing together one last time as they all progressively drop dead one by one until only one is left #and the utter terror as we see zoro standing surrounded by his own blood in a 20 foot radius around him #impel down we see the horrors of the world government and how they treat their prisoners with layers of hell #and marineford we see a war even worse than that which we saw in alabasta #horrible horrible shit

[vyeoh]

It's crazy how incredibly uncompelling the loki finale is

#vio.txt #fandom critical #thats what happens when u try to convince me that the only thing keeping him from stabbing sylvie is his '''''love'''' #like i love my favorite war criminal sylvie but i refune to believe he wouldn't just stab her 😭

[samssupernaturalpussy]

Isn't it embarrassing when the same people who call Sam a class traitor for leaving his violent family and have a hate-boner for Anna foe getting in the way of their ship and like to defend DEAN every time he kills a monster (uwu he was justified because he's my specialist boy) get really angry about Sam killing Emma Winchester

#Listen #If you want to uwu-ify any character I think that's a really fucking stupid thing to do on the Murdering Monsters Show #But at least try to pretend you don't play favorites sometimes??? #It really shows how stupid you are hope that helps 👍 #Dean kills Amy who was killing people to feed her son? Bad #Dean kills similar types of people when he has the Mark? Justified #Dean stabs Abadon Zachariah's and other vessels == fine whatever who cares about them #Sam kills that one nurse: irredeemable #KEEP IN MIND I AM NOT A WEIRDO WHO THINKS KILLING PEOPLE IS COOL AND I AIN'T GONNA RIDE OR DIE FOR SAM HERE #But like cmon #Y'all are annoying

[kakusu-shipping]

I was looking for a WIP I wanted to work on again and found a bunch of Slasher Orphanage (by @echoes-lighthouse) doodles I just?? Never posted??

So here are those I guess. The slasher Orphanage is a Slapstick Comedy to Me <3

#Emile's Arts #Evil Slasher Orphanage #Anna #Long post #Kind of. Just the comic at the start #A little more on my Slasher Orphanage S/I; He absorbed the Power of the Entity from Dead by Daylight by Eating it #And is now struggling with these eldritch abilities to tear the fabric of space apart #He keeps bringing killers from across dimensions into his little pocket dimension #(which he made to look EXACTLY like Echo's original dimension farm house) #And is trying DESPERATELY to hide this #The only people who know are himself Anna Stu and Brandon #Though Micheal has an inclination something's not right with Emile he just hasn't fully figured it out yet #I just think if you put a bunch of slashers in a house together there's a high chance of one of them stabbing the others #Anna gets stabbed the most btw she does not respect boundaries well. She's just so excited to be a mom. #Micheal hates her #He also doesn't like me and you know what that's fair. Wary of change. #Stu gets knowledge because he canonically watched Friday the 13th and Halloween in his universe #So he figures it out PRETTY quickly #And uses it to mess with me #I think he'd try to summon Beetlejuice in ear shot of me to see if it'd work

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

Opal, finally letting her hair down, and now a full member of the thieves guild.

can we talk about the fact Brynjolf made Mercer say "welcome" lmao

#oc: opal #im keeping the fan fuck u i like it #i also like that its a shield #so imagine like #brynjolf or someone asks her ab why she still has that when she wants to leave her nobility behind #and shes like 'well. try and stab me' and after some arguing he does #and she's like its a well disguised shield. do you think nobility dont face threats? #and her being (former) noble comes up w maven ofc it does #bc she speaks to maven using the same language as her #theyre both speaking cyrodilic dgmw BUT she returns that weird condescending thing maven does

[the-thirteenth-prime]

My 'Signalis' experience in a nutshell.

Rose-engine probably: Here are these two lesbians who are totally tragic and deep. You are supposed to love them and care about them because they're sad and they danced together on a ship.

Me, wrapping Adler in a safety blanket and picking him up in my arms to carry him away from the eldritch hellscape: I'm sorry, I can't hear you over how much I love my new son and how he deserves better.

#signalis #adler #look i have many conflicted feelings about signalis and its writing #but the one thing that's concrete is how much i love adler #he is just such a good characters and he's honestly the only one i found myself caring about #he's just this noncombatant who's fascinated by new shiny objects and loves figuring things out #the doofus was entranced by a ticking box and used all his money to buy a fountain pen #then realized he couldn't afford a diary #how could i not love him? #he's all alone and scared and misses his commander #who he's programmed to love but loves deeply all the same #he's trying so hard to keep elster and isa from ripping apart the world #yeah he tried to kill isa and stabbed elster in the eye and pushed her down the elevator shaft #but listen if i were in alder's situation i would do the exact damn same #he's trying to save his commander and the station from being completely ripped apart by the repeated cycles #but ariane and elster fell in love when they were literally the only two people on one ship and danced together #so i'm supposed to care about them more or something

[muraqiba]

The way that Lucien was antagonized along with Tamlin wasn't fair. The boy did nothing wrong, ever. He's the purest character. You can't change my mind.

ALSO

remember in acotar how Lucein was witty and shameless and threw quips left right and centre?? I can't forgive sjm for taking that away from his character in the later books.

AND ALSO

He is given 0 credit for helping Feyre under the mountain, when he did all that he could. When he kept helping her even after he was punished for it. It bothered me so much when Feyre reflects on the second task and only has nightmares about her getting crushed by the spikes and doesn't acknowledge concern for Lucien who was in the same boat?? Was there no love or care for him??? I love Feyre but she doesn't give Lucien the credit he deserves.

#he let tamlin lock feyre up #no #he kept arguing about it with Tamlin and fighting for her #and keep in mind that Tamlin is the closest person in the world to lucien #he took him in when his family hurt him inexplicably #lucein was trying to save their relationship #and he couldn't have done that if he overpowered tamlin #also #do y'all remember when feyre looked into his mind and found overwhelming sorrow #just stab me in the heart #acotar #my sweet boy

[orcelito]

Sooo Fang's alive. None of his stuff is stolen (as far as he can tell). He's got a point of exhaustion bc he was just Catatonic for like the whole night (but not sleeping!) And like . Oof lmao.

But Thus Begins his character transformation from a relatively free spirited person to someone with the weight of destiny on his shoulders. Turning from someone who's run for all his life into someone ready to face his destiny head-on, bc that seems to be the only real way he's going to maybe survive.

It's pretty great lol. He's gonna get Kinda Intense, depending. It'll be fun!

#speculation nation #fang #his crush broke a door down when she thought he was in danger & saw him Absolutely covered in his own blood #but they were trying to help him so like it's okay #the Oracle did smth with some thread to collect his blood tho which im 😠 about that bc i dont trust it #i dont like randos just Keeping My Blood like wtf lmao. not to mention his blood is apparently maybe kinda valuable lol #oh yea fang lost a LOT of blood. hoo boy. she first found the room he was in with a MASSIVE puddle of the stuff #all black blood too so like that's definitely a fun look #the oracle's sister told Tal the knight & the crush to not let him take the feather stuff bc it'd lead to his destruction #and she LIED to him about it & said they hadnt said anything else. poor trusting Fang just taking her word for it #im delighted by it bc that's gonna b some fun conflict later bc he Does Not trust the oracle or her sister #(ft him being STABBED in the psychological torture chamber + them going a bit too hard on being like #'All Of You over here worship that false god?!' like Damn he doesnt but that's still not a good look for them) #also from what he understands his father stole this feather (which belonged to an old god) from the fey queen #which resulted in their whole people being cursed & cast out from her domain. 'until you return what's ours' #in Fang's mind. he needs to get the feather back from his dad. and then return it to the fey queen #and Maybe Then the curse can be lifted. by righting the wrongs of his father maybe he can make things Better. #but here the oracle's sister is trying to undermine that. trying to take the feather for her own gain. #& maybe she's right and that it would lead to Fang's destruction to have it. but hes still major being left out of the loop with this #so like. THATS gonna be fun. this cant possibly backfire later! #Fang toeing the line of possibly becoming some lord of shadows. taking down his father & becoming the new leader of their people #bc Maybe. with the right intentions. he can change things for the Better. & hes not gonna manage that being a complete nobody #so he needs power. first to overthrow his several hundred year old father (what the Fuck dude) #& then to maybe lead his people to Something Better. #the only thing of course. is that Power Corrupts. Fang's incredibly kindhearted now but will that stay the same? #only time will tell...

[debtsunpaid]

somehow this blog has become populated with a dozen characters whose relationships to their siblings roughly boils down to "that's not just my family, that is my limb, and to remove them from me would be unthinkable."

and then there's manny and the demon constantine, with a hacksaw and a dream.

#OOC. #it's hilarious i didn't think i'd put so many characters on here with such INTENSE familial hang-ups #cheryl & john constantine speak for themselves: she's literally haunting him bc he can't let her go #beatrice & hero are cousins technically but bea has gotten benedick to try & kill his bestie on hero's behalf before & she Would do it agai #nat would rip someone's spine out with her teeth if her little sister asked her to. jack vincennes probably Has already. #hell the kuntilliokans are Literally designed to be two halves of a whole being. they're so lost on their own #jalla is reacting by going batshit and deciding to rip the world open to reach anima again #and anima has gone the Slightly saner route and hopped down to earth to hunt jalla down and kill them both #thus removing them from this stunted reality and back to their own plane of existence. whole and together again. but also Stabbed #and when jalla argues with her about leaving the world when they can just bring the world to them it hurts both their feelings REAL bad #so that's. ya know. a bit more literal on the limb side of things #and then on the complete other side of the coin there's fuckin demon constantine. they're not Technically siblings but again: halves #except john's gone and made himself whole again and constantwo is absolutely STEAMED about it he wants to murder #and then there's manny who thinks that severing the limb that is emmanuel is the purest show of devotion possible #but he Keeps. Hesitating. and hates that about himself. cain and abel type beat but cain actually thinks about it for a minute #ANYWAY as an older sibling myself i am giggling. save me tragic fictional families #they're all fine and normal and well-adjusted people i assure you. come closer they won't bite. no soap operas raging here nooo #sched.

[lovecrazedpup]

i dont want to sleep

#im like a toddler LMAO throwing things around my room bc im so fucking angry and upset #(im throwing a plushie into my bed but still) #i genuinely think i want to breakup like idk this isnt even a joke or looking for reassurance anymore #like maybe im weird for thinking abt a long term relationship and marriage at 18 but .... #we arent ? very compatible ? long term ? #its unfair to him if i keep this going considering hes a bit older than me yk #nvm im writing this out and im crying maybe i DONT want to break up #im tired of overthinking and obsessing over everything . im tired of seeing him as better than me and perfect . i want to be equals #i just want to be normal and to be in a normal relationship where we do normal things #i just want support i want love i want literally ANYONE to tell me that im ok and that im loveable #i hate our stupid time difference and his stupid job i wish i was like this earlier on in the day it is AWFUL being alone #my head hurts and my throat hurts and i hurt #i want to scream and cut and stab someone #i fucking hate her #so much #shes a fucking bitch i wish i could kill her . like genuinely . i want to pull out her teeth lmao if she didnt exist id be happier #GOD i want to stop comparing myself to her and thinking abt them together but ill always be a second experience and its depressing #'youll be my first for anal' yeah great bc thats exactly what i want to fucking hear #not doing much to stop the 'you only want me for sex' thoughts but YEP GREAT THANKS #me : pouring my heart out and trying to say what im thinking !! him : haha yeah sex ! oh also have some inspirational quotes #god just kill me . get me out . i dont want to be here . i dont want to think abt him. i dont want to talk abt him . #i wish we never fucking met ! i wish i never picked up that stupid game #i dont want to lose you though #i hate how attached to him i am . why did you start talking to me again . #shouldve fucking forgotten me while youre fucking your friends and getting high up north island #cant say shit to him though bc itll be the end and ill probably kill myself bc i unfortunately live for him #its over when we meet anyways lol so i got ? 2 months ? 3 months ? of happiness before its gone #i think im gonna do smth bad but i doubt he would care at all . would probably be happy if i die or ghost him . #gives him an excuse to talk to his friends again lol . its so over for me #jamie.txt

[deadsetobsessions]

Damian Wayne was like a duckling. A violent, stab-happy, danger-prone duckling, yes, but a duckling all the same. Which means when Danny almost got stabbed by a sleepy, instinct driven Damian, he was able to wave it off with a laugh. Damian, on the other hand, stared in horror at the butter knife firmly lodged in Danny’s arm.

“PENNYWORTH!” Danny jerked back at Damian’s scream. “RICHARD! FATHER!”

God damn, the kid had a pair of lungs on him. Danny’s wince was interpreted as pain to Damian, who gently grabbed his injured arm and started to pull him towards the kitchen’s marble island.

Danny blinked, non plussed as his hearing picked up a thundering of feet as the present family members scrambled towards Damian’s distress call.

“Wait, Damian, I’m fine. It’s-”

“You have been impaled, you imbecile! Had it been any of the other simpletons, they would have-!”

“Ouch.” Danny put his other hand in mock hurt over his slow-beating heart. He literally doesn’t care about the butter knife. He’s just impressed there was enough force in there to impale him. “Are you calling me names now? After- gasp- stabbing me?”

Before Damian could reply, the beginnings of regret, remorse, and guilt on his face, Alfred, Dick, and Bruce burst into the kitchen.

“What happened?!”

“My word, master Danny!”

“What is it?!”

“I’m fine. It’s like a small stab. Not even a big stab. I’m good.”

Dick paled, seeing Danny’s arm clutched in Damian’s hand.

“That’s- that’s a knife. In your arm. How is that ‘fine’?!”

“What happened.” Bruce asked Damian, gently removing Danny’s arm from Damian’s death clutch.

“I- I did not mean to,” Damian starts, guilt coloring his voice.

“He didn’t,” Danny cuts in. “I startled him and got stabbed for being dumb. I won’t fault him for having a defense mechanism like that, ancient knows what I might do if you guys startled me.”

The awkward silence that settled at his words made Danny twitch awkwardly.

“Uh, so, can I add this knife to my collection? Even if I didn’t get mugged?”

“Danny.”

“Bruce.” Danny stared stubbornly back. With his uninsured hand, he patted Damian on the head. He was going to enjoy the fluffiness before Damian’s guilt was no longer enough to hold him back from snapping at Danny’s hand like a grumpy alligator. Bruce loses, obviously. He’s a teenager who was also an ex-vigilante. Batman’s got nothing on a determined halfa.

“Master Danny, I must insist you refrain from getting stabbed. There is only so much gauze and antiseptic cream in the house.” Alfred returned- huh, when did he leave?- with a med kit.

Danny called bullshit because he knows there’s a whole ass medical bay beneath the manor.

“Sorry.”

“No need to apologize.” Alfred said, promptly beginning the extraction of the butter knife.

“Are you okay?” Dick asked, hovering worriedly. “He- are you…?”

Damian was allowing Danny to ruffle his hair, so…

“Yep, I’m good. This isn’t even on my top thirty most painful stabbings,” and it really wasn’t. That honor was given to the GIW and that one time Jazz accidentally stabbed him with her earrings. “That was pretty impressive, actually. It’s like, a butter knife. The other ones had pointy ends.”

“Do not clump me with those pathetic wastes of spaces. I am naturally superior and would… would never harm you on purpose.” Damian said, getting quiet at the end like he was trying to plead to Danny to believe him.

“Of course not. But- if you want help me keep the knife, you can hit me with a mug, it would technically be a mugging.”

The pun got the desired effect. Damian leaned away with a disgruntled look and Dick stopped hovering as close in order to let out a small cackle.

“Done.”

“You should go get changed, kiddo. We’re going to see Tim’s photography at the Gotham Gallery today.”

“Oh, for real?” Danny patted Damian’s fluffy hair one last time, pushing away from the counter. “Oh, I’ll clean up here first and-”

“That will not be necessary,” Alfred scolded, a mop somehow already in his hands. “Please see to it you are prepared for the day.”

“Thanks, Alfred. Can I keep the knife.”

“Very well.”

“Sweet. See you guys later?” Danny pranced off after seeing the nods.

——

“He’s… he got stabbed a lot. Before us, I mean.” Dick tapped a furious rhythm onto the counter. “Not that we’ve stabbed him until now but even once is concerning for a civilian.”

“He was used to it.” Bruce replied.

“Perhaps we should join Todd in his endeavor and ensure that his worthless tormentors are permanently out of the picture.”

“God, he said top thirty. He was counting.”

Damian silently withdrew a kitchen knife.

“No murder with my quality chef’s knives, Master Damian.”

“Tt.”

“Master Jason follows the same rules. Now, out of the kitchen. I may be old, but I remember the last time master Bruce and master Dick stepped foot in here and I will not have a repeat.”

#danny phantom #danny phantom is a little shit #dc x dp #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #bamf danny phantom #nightwing #dick grayson #alfred pennyworth #Alfred is ninja #Damian is attached #damian wayne #bruce to the GIW: I don’t kill #behind him: a contingent of his pissed off kids #bruce: but they do #danny dropping trauma and lore in one go: lol #Damian’s way of bonding with people is stabbing #Danny’s used to ghostly violence as a way of being a friendly hello #he sees no issues with being stabbed #everyone else not so much

[angelltheninth]

Hazbin Hotel Characters Kink Levels

Pairing: Charlie, Vaggie, Alastor, Angel Dust, Husk, Niffty, Valentino, Vox x Reader

Tags: nsfw, smut, lots of kinks mentioned but not very detailed

A/N: Hazbin brainrot has fully set in. I'm watching the first two eps tomorrow so there will be spoikers on my blog but they will be tagged.

Charlie is slightly kinky, open to trying things but has hard limits at rougher treatment. Probably could be into being told what to do since she doesn't use her own authority much. I also feel like she's really into lingerie, she wants to look and feel pretty and wouldn't want to take anything off unless she has to.

Vaggie could be into some rougher things like hair-pulling, dominance and maybe even painplay but she'd also have a huge, huge praise kink that goes both ways. She gives me big strap-on energy so her being into watching it go in and out of you while she talks dirty would be a huge turn on for her.

Alastor could be kinky but he wouldn't think it's a kink. Like he could be into fear play a lot but not realize why it feels so damn good when he makes you tremble or why he enjoys it when you moan when he bites you and licks your blood away before he kisses you. All it matters is that he's having fun with you.

Angel Dust will gladly try any kink under the sun. There are few people more kinky then he is or more willing to tell you what his kinks are on the first date. He wants you to know exactly what he likes, how much he'd like to be worshiped for once, how he enjoys edging you and then swallowing every bit of your cum before it gets into his floof.

Husk isn't very kinky actually. Not that he won't try he just doesn't care about kinks that much. Degradation comes naturally for him so he doesn't mind you asking for more of it outside of the bedroom. Would get super protective of you though so marking you with bites and rubbing his cheeks on you would make him really happy.

Niffty is probably the kinkiest of them all. Seriously I feel like she's into super hardcore shit because have you seen her? There's no way she's any type of vanilla. She'd stab you and love you to ask for more, she'd probably enjoy being stabbed. Also maybe into CNC cause she seems like the type who likes to do the chasing and is secretly very assertive.

Valentino has a whole encyclopedia of kinks in his head all day every day. Name it and he tried it, or filmed it and wants to try it. Needless to say he's into rough play, handcuffs and degradation but I also feel like he'd be into having his cock worshipped and be into fucking in public, as in fucking you in front of those in the porn studio to let them know you're his.

Vox has an ego so he'd be into being praised a lot but he's the type who keeps his kinks to himself and his lover. He'd only reveal them too you and won't get kinky in public, only flirty. One of his favorite things though would be cockwarming because he has to spend a lot of time in his studio.

#hazbin hotel x reader #charlie x reader #vaggie x reader #alastor x reader #angel dust x reader #husk x reader #niffty x reader #valentino x reader #vox x reader #hazbin hotel imagine #hazbin hotel headcanon #hazbin hotel smut #hazbin hotel