#And it's hilarous to look at

[zhongrin]

talking with a friend the other day gave me ideas....

sulky hubbies being ignored in favor of their own (representative animals/chibi) plushies.

zhongli hiding the rex lapis plushie under the mattress with murder™️ in his eyes (idea: crack short comic series where he regularly 'fights' with said plushie, titled: "how to dispose of your rival dragon")

human al haitham silently seething across the coffee table with his book being stuck on page 67 for the past hour as i read one of his favorite books outloud to the plushie al haitham while cradling it close to my chest. "haha are you mad because someone took your favorite pillo-" "where's the rent this month, kaveh?" ".... 🖕"

wriothesley coming into his office to see an impostor shark plushie sitting on his usual seat at our afternoon tea time. "mister sharksley asks for seconds when i give him my milkshakes, i like him!" sigewinne says. wriothesley feels the world has ended. his wife and child has been taken away from him /dramatic

#rin releases a plot bunny into the wild #rin selfships #zhongrin #meitham #wrin #kinda wanna draw the zhongli comic lmaoooooo #panel 1: zhongli's eyes // panel 2: plushie's eyes from behind glass // panel 3: zhongli glaring at the washing machine as it starts up // #panel 4: mei passing by looking at zhongli 'babe wyd' 'scoping out the competition' '???????' #these are all such good materials for short comic lbrh #just a 4-koma series of absolute ridiculous hilarity

[regonold]

So just had absolutely brilliant idea

Lancer was in Gotham for an extended period of time for reasons but as he was here he decided to make the most of it he went and saw the local tourist attractions he visited the famous land marks of Gotham he fist fought a guy on the street over a disagreement on literature theories, Kissed the guy he fought with and scored a library date with him oh! And he even got to be in a rouge attack how exciting

Basically lancer is on Gotham for a bit and ends up fighting jason over literature but I'm not nearly smart enough to know what they would actually fight/discuss about but anyway they fight have one of those it gets so heated you can't tell if they're angery or horny at each other and kiss then jason asks lancer out on a date

#dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #dcxdp #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc crossover #look i love anger management as much as the next guy #however i just want lancer to find love by fighting jason in the street #and jason severely ecto contaminated/poisoned that he is finally gets the joy of another ecto being fighting him #also just the hilarity of jason 'crime lord/ vigilante in my spare time' todd actually gets beat by a Midwestern school teacher

[wild-magic-oops]

I expected a very badass scene when Orin transform into default Durge but I forgot I had given Durge the sorc hat and Orin's transformation doesn't care neither for the hat's visibility option, nor for any dye used on any item so I got this instead lmao

#the dark urge #durge #default durge #orin #bg3 #my posts #the fact that hats look so funny on dragonborns was a big plus towards the hilarity factor of this

[anintroverteddarling]

Might be too busy to upload the video I mentioned so Imma yeet some doodles I made at school ... ... ... I can't believe this is what I do when bored:

These are very cursed Eddie doodles because why not?

#eddie gluskin #outlast #yes I know outlast #and yes I got traumatize when I first met Eddie #Bro was a whole different level of delulu damn #he scared me so much I spent the entire day remembering those moments #he's such a horrifying character but he's so horrifying that he's such a great antagonist #I applaud to the writers of Outlast knowing how to freak people out #outlast whistleblower #outlast fanart #Ngl I refuse to look at Eddie content ever since my first time seeing him but then pademic happened #I got bored and decided to watch playthroughs of horror games #next thing I know I cope with making shitposts about the game so I can sleep easy adjfnadfkjnadskfjn #The third pic finding the hilarity that a misogynistic cop had three wives and the misogynistic groom had none ajdsnfjkadfns #man I wish I have Outlast Trials to play with friends #horror games #my art

[nagalias-mindscape]

I explained a little about my throwing-rock only run of MTaS to my sister. She brought up a very good point that still makes me laugh.

Sis: So... You still plan to marry Logan in this run?

Me: Probably, yeah. Why? I like his events, and Andy's adorable. marry the man for the kid- go figure. It's me.

Sis: ... Don't you... Don't you have to fight him? For a mission or something?

Me: Yeah, rescuing Matilda from Logan. Why?

Sis: You're going to be doing that with rocks, yeah?

Me: ... Yea- oh.

Sis: And it's a reverse proposal, too. You bully a man into submission via the power of a throwing stone, and he eventually decides "Yeah, this is the gal for me". What the fuck.

Me: I mean... I think it's pretty canon that Haru's the brain of the two? Logan's not stupid by any stretch of the word, but... rash sometimes overtakes common sense.

Sis: He apparently appreciates the kind of guff it takes for some wet-behind-the-ears city slicker to face down some desert outlaw with a gun using nothing but the power of rocks. No other option, you pelted a hole right into his heart.

Me: A weapon so absurd for an adult to use that Logan can't help but think about it for weeks after. It's stuck in his head like a broken record. What kind of messed up freak does it take to get someone who will face down a bandit armed to the teeth and decide 'yeah, good old rocks from the ground will suffice against daggers and bullets'.

#text #mtas #i'm going to record that fight- for the sake of hilarity. #also- just realized i get to pelt pen into submission too #same with matilda- which is not a fight i'm looking forwards to at all #mtas logan

[sweaterkittensahoy]

Oh, the delicious victory of all those fucking anti-women, anti-bodily autonomy fuckos going, "With Roe v Wade overturned, we can make abortion a STATES' RIGHTS ISSUE."

And they're just getting FUCKED. Over and over and OVER.

Great job, Ohio. Proud of you, baby. And nice job on the weed, too.

#ohio #election results #hilarity #fuck i laugh every time #let's look at the last time 'states' rights' was used as an excuse #how'd that go #could you maybe learn anything from that #pro-abortion

[zxal]

Unlikely alliance

#kingdom hearts #kh #xehanort #young xehanort #skuld #subject x #the tragedy of xehanort being player may be gone but the hilarity of xehanort and skuld being friends will live on #quadratum to me is just like a holding cell for every character who has died or met an unknown fate #i hope i never get proven wrong #also throwing in the idea that since xehanort recompleted (and then died) he would remember being both xemnas and ansem...maybe?! #or maybe they are their own guys inside there somewhere #xehanort may look like (and be) the guy who imprisoned and tortured skuld for a year #but skuld looks like xehanort's mom. so really what's more awkward here #quadratum au #my art #kh art

[bumblingbabooshka]

Do you think Kes' ability to pick up on things so quickly is linked to her being an Ocampa? Like, since she's 2~ years old in canon (and has distinct memories of her father) I imagine her species doesn't spend much time as children and I wouldn't imagine they'd have formal schools (like entire buildings for schooling) and would instead learn from like, primarily parents or other elders. In that case learning things very quickly would be extremely beneficial for their survival. Kes: Oh yes, childhood...what a lovely few days~ Kes was a baby like for a day and then the next day she was up and ready to learn. Kes meets Naomi and every day that passes she becomes more and more amazed that she's still a baby. Wow! It's been like two months and she still can't do anything?? The doctor told her it was normal but wow. What I'm saying is they should have had Kes as a jack-of-all-trades character who could slide into pretty much any of the teams on Voyager. The Doc misses her when she's not in sickbay though!

#Kes: Doctor I'm sorry this is just the sort of wisdom you have when you get older v_v #Doctor: You're only 2 years old. / Kes: You're 'only' a few months old. #Can you imagine Kes learning that Tuvok's like a hundred? That'd be like someone saying they're over a million years old in Human aging #I'd imagine even Janeway's 40~ years is like a hundred to her #Kes gives Samantha Wildman a very difficult biology book and is like 'for When Naomi's.....(trying to guess)....4?' #'Kes is a child because she's 2 years old' boo - engage with the unused horror and hilarity of a humanoid species that is fully matured #before they are a year old. #I just think Kes is a very interesting character who had a lot of WASTED potential (like seriously she was SO squandered) and I wish she #wasn't only mentioned to like dunk on Neelix - she's a fun character in her own right even if the writers don't think so!! #Kes #st voyager #I wish Kes had stayed so we could see the makeup department try to make her look old or the writing team bullshit ways to keep her young #It would also have been emotionally devastating to see her die of old age (in the version of Voyager where she bonded with the crew and had #more episodes devoted to her personality etc etc) #Doc: What're you learning today?? / Kes: Lieutenant Torres is teaching me rocket science :)

[martianbugsbunny]

Omg how funny would it be if like, the end-credits scene for Ahsoka was Ezra going to visit Zeb because Filoni if you don't give me the brothers reunited I swear and they're catching up outside the house and Zeb is like "yeah no my life's been pretty good, except Sasha can't grow a decent meiloorun" and the normal people will be like ooh, Sasha, who's she, wonder if she's pretty, and we're gonna be like hanging off the ceiling crying screaming throwing up bc Sasha? Sasha!?!?!! and then Kallus comes out the house and he's like "I heard you slandering my meilooruns Garazeb, they might look funny but they taste fine" and the crowd goes WILD

#and the normal people will be so confused #and I will laugh at their bewilderment whilst kicking my feets in the air and bawling like a whole BABY #I'm trying to find the best possible way they could canonize kalluzeb #if they even have zeb on it's looking kinda shady #but I think the end-credits scene would be a good way to do it if they insist on not putting him in the actual story #bc I want to know that he and Ezra get to see each other again maybe get a hug #and goshDARNit if they take kalluzeb away from me I will likely never get over it #anyway this is a top contender for sheer hilarity #kalluzeb #garazeb orrelios #zeb #alexsandr kallus #ahsoka show #ahsoka series #star wars #Ezra bridger #end-credits postulation #martianbugsbunny ships

[luminarai]

took a swan dive into the kent parson tag and rediscovered @bittysthesis ‘parse doing a house tour like matthew gray gubler’ posts and it’s exactly the type of low key but deeply chaotic energy I like to imagine him having

#kent parson #omgcp #omgcheckplease #check please #my mental timeline of Kent parson’s inner development looks approximately like this: #parse at 18: nobody can know I’m gay #parse at 28: if you haven’t figured out I’m gay then that’s your personal problem not mine #does it take a shit ton of therapy and a strong support network? obv but hey #that’s what most of us need anyway #just imagining Kent making queer friends who are like ‘oh you have issues?? bish join the club’ #’we have brunch once a month and an over active group chat that vacillates wildly between hilarity and soul baring vulnerability’ #me holding a under developed character like a potato: I just think they’re neat #cecil continues her lurch down the memory lane that is check please #my art

[vaguely-concerned]

I love Malcolm Hawke's first dialogue in Legacy (the one you get if you unbind the shade kept trapped by two seals in a little cell). clearly this whole business was the darkest shittiest time of his life and he's selling his soul and betraying every single one of his principles and everything, but he sounds so endearingly... snippy and exasperated about the wardens using demons willy nilly. the "listen I know I'm up to some shady stuff here and everything but let it not be said I was untidy. I'm fixing your shit as far as I'm able here. you will not be able to pin this one on me. these demons were here before I arrived, this is on the record now" energy. the way he's taking time out of his day to be responsible and enforce mage OSHA regulations in the middle of maybe the most hilariously irresponsible thing anyone's ever done after the magisters tried to break into the golden city. exquisite. the real Hawke family curse is having to specify that actually not all of the catastrophe was your fault okay this is at least like... 30% not on me this time. I. I tried. everything was on fire and I had a children's toy bucket and a bottle of rum on hand

#I've never played Legacy (or Mark of the Assassin) before so I'm having a ball lol #I love snarky!hawke in MotA in that he's such a callous asshole in a very specific and endearing way #it's the *shrug* all of my friends are crazy and most of them are killers what do you want from me here blaséness that does me in #bitch if you want my genuine emotional engagement you're going to have to do much much wilder than this #that and the hilarity of ignoring the call towards noble action tallis tries to pull on you and going 'no. fuck this' and just leaving #brilliant #dragon age #dragon age 2 #I have so many thoughts about malcolm as the ghost who is always hovering over the narrative #especially since it's very much implied your hawke takes after him no matter which personality type you chose #(right down to sharing a voice actor with male hawke -- do you think the twins look over at their brother and almost think #that it's their dad for a moment sometimes? I have feelings and thoughts all over the place) #a ghost varric has only ever met through the reflection he left behind in his children and especially hawke #the ghost of a ghost through the story. so interesting

[nicojoe]

oh hey @togtakeover, we were both quoted in this Daily Dot article by @hellotailor 

#The Old Guard #👀👀👀 #this entire write-up about The Old Guard is EXCELLENT btw #it's worth reading #the hilarity is that i remember responding and then i COMPLETELY FORGOT about it #(i answered back in June and this wasn't published until DECEMBER) #and then i just stumbled upon this by accident while looking for coverage of TOG2 being left off of Netflix's 2023 release slate #the daily dot #gavia baker-whitelaw #interviews

[frogandcranberriesitmustbefall]

if anyone missed the last meme cycle, a short summary:

1. some rich guy publicly and horribly mismanages one of the biggest social medias.

2. on our social media site, a collective strategy is developed to forcibly worsen the public image.

3. the usual metaphor is a reference to an older post, 'firing gunshots to keep property values low' by being as classically cringe as possible. mimicking fandom language from a decade ago is a common tactic.

4. our staff engage in similar linguistic behavior, and mock pay-to-win social media by offering, apparently unlimited, purchasable verification check marks.

3. a person named evil mario 666 develops the specific skill of making posts so painful to read, that anyone who suspects theyre being serious runs for the hills.

4. everyone here is in on the joke. evil mario post is now the public face of our site

5. pikachu mask guy ad is back

#look back #that tag is to ensure i remember this week of hilarity #gotta explain shit to my future self yknow

[ghost-bxrd]

Guys, I—- I—-

#I did a terrible TERRIBLE thing #but I’m not even sorry #American book stores are WILD #I can’t believe I found this thing #I CANT BELIEVE IT EXISTS #but also that’s right up my alley of chaos and hilarity to #I hate joker but also— PARENTING #I couldn’t resist #the walk of shame #I swear i didn’t imagine the cashier’s judgemental look #don’t worry buddy this was uncomfortable for us both #I also got the court of owls mask but I need to return it because it’s damaged 😭 #ghost talks

[neyybappe]

It is exactly what you think it is. Good for them!

seriously why did they look like they were expecting a child lmao

#this screen is hilarous #mbappe looking like a worried future parent #neybappe #neymar jr #kylian mbappé #psg #football

[velociraptors-dont-lie]

Cazador is such a out there name. Like such a posh but powerful name and yet....he looks like an elven dave. He's a dave. A David if you will. I'd laugh in all their faces. I would then die, yes, obviously, but I'd die laughing at the basic looking bitch with a Dracula level name.

#baldurs gate 3 #astarion #cazador szarr #Like his last name too!!! #I expected count Dracula! #Castlevania! #Long flowing curly locks of otherworldly features of attractiveness. #Instead I'm looking at an average joe #Doesn't even give me legolas vibe #Barely an aragorn #I'm aragone #Cazador. Pfft #More like a Connor #Hilarity.